Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

[Biff]

Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

"It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

"1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.

[Str8 Jacket]

Gee, if I was a guy i'd be flattered by this statement.... riding a 150 and all.

[Motu]

I thought it was obvious....

And you are pretty quick to take offence....I suspect you may have a performance problem you need to compensate for.

[DemonWolf]

.....


Makes a small adjustment....

[Biff]

I thought it was obvious....

And you are pretty quick to take offence....I suspect you may have a performance problem you need to compensate for.

I didn't take offence. I'm just wondering how he knows these things....

[*sic]

the avatar you sport also suggests your lacklustre bedroom antics..



250cc is where real men "lie"..

haha

[Str8 Jacket]

250cc is where real men "lie"..

haha

You sure? Im pretty sure that a Street Magic makes you MORE of a man than anything! :banana:

[Blackbird]

Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory):2thumbsup

[TwoSeven]

Since I dont ride a litre bike I agree with the initial observation. I would suggest it has to do with the quality of the brakes. When stopping a bike from a high speed, there is more of a tendency to slide the rider forward into said bikes petrol tank thus appling more nadger compressing forces, than say a 600 would :)

[Biff]

And then there's a fact that we owners of larger machines have the opportunity to play two up - as oppossed to just playing with ones self....

[bugjuice]

that's why I ride a 600 ;)

[Postie]

i got 12 49cc mini moto's :yes:

[bugjuice]

i got 12 49cc mini moto's :yes:
*ahem*......

[inlinefour]

Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory):2thumbsup

I believe you make a very valid point there Watson.:yes: :killingme

[ducatilover]

i got 12 49cc mini moto's :yes:
dat means if you add all them up you have a 600, you are equal to bugjuice....:blink: dammit i got a 650 and a 400 and theyre both broken......ummmmmm thats a little cock thats floppin?:banana:

[Badcat]

van van ...........

[madboy]

Gee, if I was a guy i'd be flattered by this statement.... riding a 150 and all.I thought you needed to make up for small whatzits... when does the gixxer thou arrive?

[Lou Girardin]

Mine must be counter-sunk then, I've got a 1200.

[Biff]

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?

[bugjuice]

how gay is that...

what about the Rocket and Honda Dune riders etc?

[SPORK]

how gay is that...

what about the Rocket and Honda Dune riders etc?
"Females"

tenlettersmyarse

[thehollowmen]

Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory):2thumbsup
but the problem with that is the GSXR 600 is bigger than the GSXR1000 ... so a bigger bike ain't the bigger engine.. which rider has the bigger penis? I wanna know it will improve my chances tonight.

[Jonty]

probably some truth in that:lol: . Some of those 1000cc seats are very small and on a hell of an angle. You would need very good positioning if you were errr, on the large side (hence my CBR600 nanna seat :banana: ).

[Lou Girardin]

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?

I don't know about sarge and co, but we don't do shortarm inspections at AMPS.
Come to think of it, I'm sure sarge was paying far too much attention to my crutch area when I ordered the Bandit.

[**R1**]

But I thought you needed big balls to ride a litre bike to its limmit?

Thats why I thought chicks never raced in super bikes...NO BALLS..

[chris]

Me thinks thou lot doth protest too much....

[Mental Trousers]

But I thought you needed big balls to ride a litre bike to its limmit?

Thats why I thought chicks never raced in super bikes...NO BALLS..

Chicks aren't compensating for having a small one. Chicks can get all the balls they want/need/can handle 24/7. Hence there's no need to ride a gixxer thou :shake:

[jrandom]

Um.

Apart from the fact that we all now know that Biff can't spell 'allegedly', what is the point of this thread?

I find it difficult to believe that the hoary old 'big bikes, small willies' correlation really gets anyone going these days.

Maybe Mrs Biff's been holding out recently.

Oh dear.

Won't someone please think of the children?

[**R1**]

I'm not worried, my bike is 998cc..
and I have a 250mx bike...so does this make me in between? or do I add the lot up and become a woman??

And I would like to see the guy that rekons litre bike riders have small peckers tell that to the entire superbike field....

[**R1**]

Um.



Won't someone please think of the children?Stuff the children, if all these sports bike riders have such small cocks there wont be any children..

[jrandom]

Stuff the children...

Oh, the humanity!

I'll have mine with sage and onion gravy, then. Ta.

[Finn]

It's not the size of the piston that matters... it's the stroke. Anyway if this was true we have have smaller dicks but our balls are REALLY big.

[Blackbird]

but the problem with that is the GSXR 600 is bigger than the GSXR1000 ... so a bigger bike ain't the bigger engine.. which rider has the bigger penis? I wanna know it will improve my chances tonight.
Remember: "Size doesn't matter" - or so my wife says but I'm a bit worried about her muffled snigger.

[marty]

i always though the size of the bike REFLECTED the size of the said appendage, not magnified it.

[**R1**]

Oh, the humanity!

I'll have mine with sage and onion gravy, then. Ta.I was going to say fuck the children but that sounded so so wrong

[nudemetalz]

At the end of the day, litre bike riders need a bike big and powerful enough to carry the massive appendage attached between their legs.... ;)

[marty]

I was going to say fuck the children but that sounded so so wrong

problem is aaron - you still did!

[Macktheknife]

At the end of the day, litre bike riders need a bike big and powerful enough to carry the massive appendage attached between their legs.... ;)
That would be their arse then huh?:blink:

[marty]

at least my arse is still attached to my seat......:)



















and that's a pisstake btw.... sorry to hear bout your crash :(

[Macktheknife]

It's not the size of the piston that matters... it's the stroke. Anyway if this was true we have have smaller dicks but our balls are REALLY big.

That would be from the swelling then huh?
Or is that from the dreaded DSB? (scary music sound)
deadly sperm buildup
I still like the old ones best,
Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean!
Its not the size of the nail that matters, its how hard you can hit it!
Anyone who says size doesnt matter, has a little dick!
When a woman says 'oh the size doesnt really matter', she lyin boy!

[heavenly.talker]

This is me maintaining a dignified silence :-0

[Sniper]

It true I tells you. Every litre bike rider tells me I ride like a girl and thats cause I have a bigger penis than them, so they are jealous

[Oakie]

So what is a woman compensating for when she rides a 1 litre bike? ... or do women not worry about such things.

[Kornholio]

One look at the tyres tells the whole story....shredded rubber anyone???

[Biff]

Apart from the fact that we all now know that Biff can't spell 'allegedly', what is the point of this thread?

To goad pond life?


Hooked
Suxess

:2thumbsup

[ducatilover]

When a woman says 'oh the size doesnt really matter', she lyin boy!
yup, or shes just tight as a nun:yes:

[speights_bud]

Well by looking at the seating positions and their designs i have come to the conclusion that the 250 is more caring for the somewhat 'bigger' blokes who ride them, as for thy larger capacity bike it seems that one has little worth protecting, so design is said to be based on weight saving scheme.

What the heck you be the judge.

[skidMark]

if the thread title is true what does that make me all i ride is 50 cc mini bikes...... oh the ice packs are melting im starting to block the sun sorry ive gotta change them to keep it under control :lol:

[skidMark]

yup, or shes just tight as a nun:yes:

a true classic my son

[DMNTD]

Mate I'm hung like a white man in a snow storm that means:yes:
Maybe I should be changing my name to Justin??:doh:

[scumdog]

Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

"It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

"1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.

Sort of comment from an insecure 80cc rider who can't handle anything bigger - his cock included!

[KLOWN]

yay! I'm sweet. I ride a 150cc and before bikes i had a mini.:2thumbsup Any ladies want my number pm me (hehe)

[SPman]

What a load of shit, this whole "litre bike riders have small dicks" presumption is!
Quite frankly, after the initial funny side (about umpteen years ago) that this generated, I find the whole thing a cop out!
Shitheads, who are scared by the whole concept of high power machinery, you actually have to have your wits about you to ride effectively, and who then disguise their inadequacies by overt sexual inuendo, are not actually worth listening to - except as a -" another fuckwit who shoots his mouth off before he engages his brain, because he is a cock!".
The size of the machine is bullshit! - so - is a Rocket 3 rider even more of a sexual inadequate - because he has 2.3 litres of pulsing power between his legs...!!!!!!
Lets face it - guys who shoot their mouths off about how shit hot they are on small machinery, and people on larger machinery are compensating, are themselves, sexually inadequate cocks, who are full of braggadoccio (sp), and are finding any excuse to make themselves appear better than they are.....by firing cheap shots that demean them, more than the intended targets!
Wankers!
SP

[crash harry]

Does that mean when I upgraded from the 250 to the 900 my willy shrunk?

Oh well, it was worth it...

[SARGE]

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?


yea Biff..


your Boss Hawg is still on the way.. hey are looking at retrofittong a Viper Engine in it for you..



I don't know about sarge and co, but we don't do shortarm inspections at AMPS.
Come to think of it, I'm sure sarge was paying far too much attention to my crutch area when I ordered the Bandit.


yea Lou.. i was gona suggest an M109 1800 cc bike but they wont be in stock till April..

[jrandom]

To goad pond life?

Nicely done.

You only get one free shot, though...

[inlinefour]

Sort of comment from an insecure 80cc rider who can't handle anything bigger - his cock included!

I think SD has pretty much identified the actual point to this thread. Either way, bikes/dicks/bikes, its not what you have, but how you use it that matters. Anyone who can disagree, clearly has no idea. :thud:

[S&S]

Lol SPman..... :clap:

[DMNTD]

Appropriate? Who knows...:whistle:

[avgas]

Be carefull not to burn your 3 ft shlong on that RG50 son.....

[avgas]

Id be concerned for all those young boys riding 250's (or lower), always eyeing the neighbours K5/R1/ZX10 etc......
.... This means you like men with small dicks

[R1madness]

I wonder if that means it will grow if i go back to a 750? somehow i doubt it as i had a sit on a 50cc scooter today and it still felt normal hahahahaha.:stupid:

[SixPackBack]

Recognise jealousy Ladies and Gentleman. If you have the money you buy the best........simple innit.

[miSTa]

What a load crap, who cares, ride what you want to ride.

[Monsterbishi]

Last time I checked, big penis or not, ladies avoid guys on scooters... I'll stick to my 750 for the moment.

[thealmightytaco]

I'll post in here 'cause everyone else is. And to say something equally useless like, having a 2 stroke means you've got inflamed testicles.

[Biff]

You only get one free shot, though...

Pffft

I take it you charge for group shots?

[**R1**]

its not what you have, but how you use it that matters. :thud:aint that what fellers with small ones say?






pt

[SPORK]

Why, would you know?


not pt

[ducatilover]

its not true....i have a 650 [not that big right??] and my cock is only one inch






from the fucken ground:blink: :blip:

[mstriumph]

guys - i never noticed it before but .....

YOU ARE RIGHT!!

my bike is 1000cc - i read this thread, laughed [as you do] then
......... checked my penis for reassurance [as you ALSO do]
and ------ AND ---- :confused: -- erm --- I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
A PENIS??????????????????

argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[inlinefour]

aint that what fellers with small ones say?






pt

sounds like you might know a bit about it though.







(pt):lol:

[Lou Girardin]

yea Biff..


your Boss Hawg is still on the way.. hey are looking at retrofittong a Viper Engine in it for you..





yea Lou.. i was gona suggest an M109 1800 cc bike but they wont be in stock till April..

Too small, I've got the Rocket now. 2.3 litres of shrivelled manhood.

[Lou Girardin]

Last time I checked, big penis or not, ladies avoid guys on scooters... I'll stick to my 750 for the moment.

There's another reason for that. Apparently their dicks are huge, they just prefer other avenues.

[Unit]

Im fascinated there are so many unrelated matters out there that relate back to the size of a mans cock!! Now we all know scientists reckon you blokes have a sexual thought every few seconds, and we dont need the scientists to tell us cause all you guys are doing a splended job telling us at every opportunity yourselves. And the arguements are always surrounded with mistery because you fellas hide ya goods in ya pants, leaving it all to a guessing game all the time. Not like us girls, who proudly wear our balls on our chest, geeeeeeeeeees:buggerd:

[Lou Girardin]

Not like us girls, who proudly wear our balls on our chest, geeeeeeeeeees:buggerd:

As distinct from on your chin?:baby:

[Deano]

Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

"It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

"1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.

Jealousy is prevalent. What a dick.

[speights_bud]

No pun intended?

As for us riders on wee little 250's its not like some of us choose to ride one just gota get the damn full licence thing first:bash: . I wouldn't mind comprimising my manhood for a bigger bike, after all some say riding is better than sex anyway... or is it?

[inlinefour]

Must say the riding position was rather comfortable on it. So much grunt that I could easily get into trouble onit. Handling was not as nice as a smaller bike though, no surprises there and the fact that I was taking it easy as it was not my bike. Now one could say that the riding comfort was due to the bike, some here would probably say that my wanger shrunk due to the bigger bike I was riding. All I could say is yeeha and hold on.:2thumbsup

[Coyote]

Awww damn, that means I'm stuck under 250cc, even once I get my full


That's probably why they got rid of the 500 MX class

[jimevo]

Some people just have got too much time and energy to argue these silly issues!!! Get out there and enjoy the speed and the thrill............

[White trash]

Handling was not as nice as a smaller bike though,

Interesting that this point of view should arrise again.

Inline, you do know Senseis bike is lighter than yours don't you?

[gamgee]

Id be concerned for all those young boys riding 250's (or lower), always eyeing the neighbours K5/R1/ZX10 etc......
.... This means you like men with small dicks
well i guess if you're going to get into men (or vice versa) it's the lesser of two evils :shake:

[inlinefour]

Interesting that this point of view should arrise again.

Inline, you do know Senseis bike is lighter than yours don't you?

Did not feel lighter at all, much bigger though. I can't say I know WT, I'd have to take your word for that one. Sensei says his is 165kg and my book says my bike is 163kg (dry weight). It sure felt a whole heap different with me much happier on the Honda. Although the first thing I said to Sensei was, "this bike is f$%king nuts" with a big grin.:2thumbsup

[ducatilover]

No pun intended?

As for us riders on wee little 250's its not like some of us choose to ride one just gota get the damn full licence thing first:bash: . I wouldn't mind comprimising my manhood for a bigger bike, after all some say riding is better than sex anyway... or is it?
when you fall off a bike at full speed you get hurt more.....in the long run falling off a woman is a wee bit different.....or screaming a different name.......but the name thing is fun to do:blink: :banana:

[ducatilover]

All I could say is yeeha and hold on.:2thumbsupummmm to the bike you mean?:blink:

[inlinefour]

ummmm to the bike you mean?:blink:

Got me there, yea quite right, to the bike. although I felt much happier hoping back on mine and more determined to lean through the courners more after being on Sensei's motorcycle.

[ducatilover]

i dont know if i want a litre bike. unless its a gsxr thou k5 cos they are fucken small:banana:

[ducatilover]

i dont know if i want a litre bike. unless its a gsxr thou k5 cos they are fucken small:banana: kinda goes with the whole theme of my penis.....:blink: :blip:

[The_Dover]

Fuck, I may have a small cock but I've got 100kg to drive it home with.

[SARGE]

There's another reason for that. Apparently their dicks are huge, they just prefer other avenues.



dont you mean " highway's?"


the back way into Hershey?

[Lou Girardin]

dont you mean " highway's?"


the back way into Hershey?

That's the one, dirt road all the way.

[NC]

So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties or a small Vag?

[Lou Girardin]

So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties or a small Vag?

And you ride a 400?

[sAsLEX]

small Vag?

but thats a good thing is it not? compared with what the blokes recieve on buying a 1ltr toy

[dawnrazor]

Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory):2thumbsup
coming from someone who rides a blackbird, the very personification of the "mines bigger,faster" war between the japanese four. Is a bit rich don't you think.

[Biff]

dont you mean " highway's?"

Biff waits for some anally retentive individual to highlight a fellow KBers grammatical error.

No? Good, they must have finally got a life.


coming from someone who rides a blackbird, the very personification of the "mines bigger,faster" war between the japanese four. Is a bit rich don't you think.

Yeah Geoff. You tell him Mr Razor.

[marty]

well my wife begs to differ. and i've got 1300cc...

[NC]

And you ride a 400?
I have big tits... and a 400


But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....

[The_Dover]

I have big tits... and a 400


But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....


Fuck, has anyone told QkChk?? Or more importantly has anyone told Custard!!!

[Biff]

I have big tits... and a 400

BS - Photos please.

[scumdog]

I have big tits... and a 400.....

Hmm still need another 600 before you get a small dick - boy I bet that'll impress you!!:blink:

[sAsLEX]

So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties and a small Vag?

I have big tits... and a 400

Extrapolating these two comments is rather disturbing to say the least

[bungbung]

I have big tits... and a 400


But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....

Ruth, what is the A100 doing for you?

railway tunnel

(runs and hides)

[idb]

I have carried out careful analysis of the correlation between appendage size and motor capacity.
I don't want to go into the maths here as it is a bit too complicated for the layman except to say that it proves conclusively that the perfect capacity compromise between having to ride a small bike to advertise one's manhood (usually because one is not immediately attractive to the opposite sex but has a large member) and a large bike to exaggerate one's proportions was 888cc.
Owners of a bike with such a capacity are invariably found to satisfy the ladies in all respects.
And blow me down...guess what......

[Lou Girardin]

well my wife begs to differ. and i've got 1300cc...

Her basis of comparison being..................................?

[Lou Girardin]

I have carried out careful analysis of the correlation between appendage size and motor capacity.
I don't want to go into the maths here as it is a bit too complicated for the layman except to say that it proves conclusively that the perfect capacity compromise between having to ride a small bike to advertise one's manhood (usually because one is not immediately attractive to the opposite sex but has a large member) and a large bike to exaggerate one's proportions was 888cc.
Owners of a bike with such a capacity are invariably found to satisfy the ladies in all respects.
And blow me down...guess what......

Is the dick as reliable as the Duc?

[ManDownUnder]

I didn't take offence. I'm just wondering how he knows these things....

he simply checks out what they ride away on after a hard days work at the glory hole...

[idb]

Is the dick as reliable as the Duc?
Ya just gotta keep the maintenance up to them and they'll both go as hard as you like......

[nsrpaul]

its true , 1000cc = small willy
two strokes is enuf for the more secure man

[idb]

its true , 1000cc = small willy
two strokes is enuf for the more secure man
You must be a very secure man, I imagine two strokes would be very disappointing for some people.........................

[Lou Girardin]

Ya just gotta keep the maintenance up to them and they'll both go as hard as you like......

What the hell kind of maintenance do you do on yours?
Mine's just plug and play.
(on second thoughts don't answer that)

[Deano]

two strokes is enuf for the more secure man

But not enuf for any woman.:doh:

[Qkchk]

So where does this statement leave me?

[ducatilover]

So where does this statement leave me?
....limp?.....:thud:

[nsrpaul]

You must be a very secure man, I imagine two strokes would be very disappointing for some people.........................
oh yes , VERY secure ,

[ManDownUnder]

So where does this statement leave me?

.....envied.....

[Grumpy]

Used to ride a 1400cc, now I got a 1000..... mmm the penis enlarger does work!

[speights_bud]

EDIT: Post not made by me, mate logged on as me through his comp. Bugga:doh: