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Postie
18th November 2005, 13:11
some strange but true stories.

16.11.05 5.20am

A sparrow nearly ruined a world record attempt when it knocked over 23,000 dominoes before being shot dead in Holland.

The unfortunate bird flew into a building in Leeuwarden where 4 million dominoes had been set up.

Only a system of built-in gaps prevented all the dominoes being knocked down. The bird was shot with an air rifle while cowering in a corner.

The organisers are out to break their own record of 3,992,397 dominoes set last year with a new record of 4,321,000.


17.11.05

The Dutch animal protection agency is investigating the shooting of a sparrow that knocked over 23,000 dominoes during an attempt to set a world record in Leeuwarden.

An agency spokesman said the sparrow was an endangered species and a permit was needed to kill it.

"May I add, is it really necessary to kill a bird that knocked over a few dominoes for a game?"



17.11.05 3.20pm

LOS ANGELES - Plans to launch the remains of "Star Trek" actor James Doohan into space next month have been delayed pending more rocket engine tests, organizers said.

Doohan, who played the "Star Trek" engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott on the TV series, died in July at age 85. In accord with his last wishes, his cremated remains were set to be launched into space by commercial flight operators Space Services.

Charles Chafer of Space Services said the flight, due to blast off from California, was likely to be delayed from Dec. 6 until at least February because engineers working on the Falcon One rocket wanted to do some more engine tests.

Doohan's remains will be packed into a tube that is ejected from the rocket and expected to orbit Earth for 50 to 200 years.

Chafer said the remains of 200 other people from as far afield as Russia, Japan and Australia would also be on the flight.

"They literally come from all walks of life -- from rocket scientists to restaurant owners and truck drivers. They were mostly people who were interested in space or anyone who just liked to walk out and look up at the stars at night," said Chafer.

Colapop
18th November 2005, 13:33
A sparrow nearly ruined a world record attempt when it knocked over 23,000 dominoes before being shot dead in Holland.
The unfortunate bird flew into a building in Leeuwarden where 4 million dominoes had been set up.
Only a system of built-in gaps prevented all the dominoes being knocked down. The bird was shot with an air rifle while cowering in a corner.


Booooo!!!:nono: Not nice. I want to be reincarnated as a flying elephant - then I'll teach those bully's to pick on one of my flying breatheren.:shake:

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 13:35
bit lame really.. ay?

Colapop
18th November 2005, 14:20
bit lame really.. ay?
:nono: No no they didn't just wound it (in the leg) they killed it!!

Nah - I should erase this post as being just as lame

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 14:44
:nono: No no they didn't just wound it (in the leg) they killed it!!

Nah - I should erase this post as being just as lame
yes. yes you should.

ManDownUnder
18th November 2005, 14:48
Booooo!!!:nono: Not nice. I want to be reincarnated as a flying elephant - then I'll teach those bully's to pick on one of my flying breatheren.:shake:

Fair enough - it'd be a much easier target... just need a bigger gun.

Colapop
18th November 2005, 14:49
yes. yes you should.
Don't be a bad Buggy - be happy it's friday (I feel bad now)

THAT'S IT!! I'M LEAVING KB!! F*CK ALL YOU B*STARDS!!! I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!!


Not really I just felt left out

ManDownUnder
18th November 2005, 14:54
I love the record attempt - I mean THERE'S a hobby for ya...

NIce Saturday afternoon, the birds were singing, you have crates and crates of dominos and a huge hall. Your meticulously laid out domino design is ready for creation... your 4 MILLION dominos lay before you, and so you begin 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...

I have to admit they look pretty cool when they fall but setting them UP?


GET ME A ROBOT

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 14:55
GET ME A ROBOT
i said that last night about the dishes and in bed.. that hurt..

Colapop
18th November 2005, 14:59
GET ME A ROBOT.


..and in bed.. that hurt..

Do you go through the correct lubrication procedure?

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 15:00
Do you go through the correct lubrication procedure?
WD40.. it's what the manual said anyway

Colapop
18th November 2005, 15:07
WD40.. it's what the manual said anyway

Hmmm ... and you used the correct attachment? And you were precise about the piston speed?

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 15:24
Hmmm ... and you used the correct attachment? And you were precise about the piston speed?
roughly.. it's hard to see in candle light..

Colapop
18th November 2005, 15:25
roughly.. it's hard to see in candle light..

Aha! That's it! You musta dripped some wax on it!

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 15:27
may be.. could have been a bad idea to try to light farts with it..

ManDownUnder
18th November 2005, 15:42
may be.. could have been a bad idea to try to light farts with it..

Tell ya what - you don't want to be around my farts at the mo... Texans put chili in stuff... WOW. The morning after smells very familiar... like... like..

Rotorua!

God forbid there should be a spark anywhere close.

Buggy - I'm impressed, a subtle segway from shooting elephant and setting up world record domino attempts to sex in only 3 posts.

Nice hijack chap :niceone:

bugjuice
18th November 2005, 15:46
thanx, i've been working out lately..

ManDownUnder
18th November 2005, 16:11
thanx, i've been working out lately..

I'd blow you a kiss but you have to call me big boy

avgas
18th November 2005, 16:25
yay, i like space

ManDownUnder
18th November 2005, 16:30
yay, i like space

Interplanetary, sub atomic - or somewhere in between?

avgas
18th November 2005, 16:49
Interplanetary, sub atomic - or somewhere in between?
Both, like 2 charged points, an infantisimal distance apart from each other in Space..............
.....
Oh god someone kill me, i havent forgotten that yet......
Why can't i get it out of my head??????

Colapop
18th November 2005, 16:57
thanx, i've been working out lately..
Its the push ups you were doing last night. You've got great form - very mechanical.