Explain your avatar

[Oakie]

Lots of avatars here are pretty self explantory. There are also many that have nothing to do with bikes and the link to the person behind them is not obvious. It might be interesting to learn some of the stories or meaning behind them if anyone wants to share.
My avatar has nothing to do with biking or me really. It's my daughter's 3 year old rabbit. When he got to about 18 months old he started pissing on people as they walked by (with remarkable accuracy it must be said). He'd also start humping your feet if you stood in his run for any length of time. Vet said he's a healthy young male and was probably sexually frustrated as he has no mate. One night as a bit of a joke I threw a teddy bear in his run to give him something to screw .. .and blow me down, when I had a look 20 minutes later he had mounted the bear and was giving it a good old seeing to. Over and over again ... for weeks on end. Funny as hell to watch. He's actually f**cked that bear to death and is now onto his second bear (the one in my avatar) which I noticed the other day has also started to come apart. I am in awe of that rabbit's stamina.:yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

I am in awe of that rabbit's stamina.:yes:

Jesus christ, thats funny!! :blink:

Oh yeah, my avatars pretty self explanatory really!

[bugjuice]

mine is just cool..

[skelstar]

First part of my username and an 'L'plate. Star etc.

easily made: just download Macromedia Flash (trial-version) and teach yourself how to use it.

[Waylander]

First ride with Ms.Pillion I still had lots of energy from the great day I was having that day. Decided I would do a burnout.(My first) Wish I could have done it without the wall though....

[MOTOXXX]

my one is doing wheelies out in waikanae with sparky_bills

i think mr mellon has a wicked one at the moment. he he owwwlriiighhhht

[InDeSkyz]

Alice in wonderland, with an evil spin. I aspire.. or is that meant to be: perspire?
And this was before I read, Jeff Noon - Automated Alice (not that there is an evil rabbit in it... <-- ellipsis).

[N4CR]

Mine is from one of the installation screens on a PC game called Red Alert. Just looks cool so I decided to use it. Also goes back to the days of school where we all pretended to be commies at one stage.

@waylander... front brakes are there for a reason :P

[Colapop]

OMG ROFL!! That brought tears to my eyes! I had a very affectionate pet rabbit (RIP Horace you bastard) as a child. That explains a lot.

My Avatar is about my roots. Danish by birth Viking by nature. True Vikings were the worlds greatest travellers and settlers.

[juzzer]

Cause i like little stone boys? :whistle:

[Waylander]

@waylander... front brakes are there for a reason :P
Cruisers curse. Too much grip on the back not enough on the front.

Might change it back to my Waylander Rebel flag thing after a while but I'm not sick of this one yet.

[Warr]

Rabbit story is a crack-up. As for the aviator or lack-there-of. Will have to find someone more applied to show how its done, cause I dont know!

[Oakie]

mine is just cool..

Hmm bugjuice. Your avatar appears to be a teddy bear......? :blip:

[Ixion]

Mine is , I believe, my illustrious and reverend namesake, in whose mighty shadow I palely and feebly tread. With his bike, I'm told a racing Norton of the era. Eat your heart out, Mr Rossi.

[MrMelon]

my one is doing wheelies out in waikanae with sparky_bills

i think mr mellon has a wicked one at the moment. he he owwwlriiighhhht

Mine's Glen Quagmire off Family Guy. He wins the competition for being the greatest sexual deviant ever, hands down.

I'm going on a cross cuntry tour! (Giggity!)

[vifferman]

My avatar is a picture of my dear departed Dad.
Or not.

[Badcat]

i like mine as it makes me seem athletic.
on the web - no-one knows you're a fat bastard.
K

[Eurodave]

Mine signifies how I often feel, forever running around in circles [running around in squares doesnt have the same ring to it!!]

[Waylander]

Eurodave,
Could it be that you just can't think outside the box?

[bugjuice]

Hmm bugjuice. Your avatar appears to be a teddy bear......? :blip:
girls think it's cute. you have a problem with that?

[HDTboy]

I like mine cause I'm a smartarse

[Str8 Jacket]

girls think it's cute. you have a problem with that?

Its cute, yeah but I really hate pink can you make him change colour?...

[Marmoot]

HELLO! Helpdesk here! Can I Help you?!?!?! :sunny:

[nudemetalz]

Mine is me back in 1997 racing my RS-125 around Ruapuna. Shortly after that, I highsided, broke my wrist and more importantly, wrote off my John Kocinski Shoei !! The RS came out okay.

[bugjuice]

Its cute, yeah but I really hate pink can you make him change colour?...
girls look hot in pink..
i did try changing the colour actually, but it went a bit pear shaped, so i couldn't be arsed. fer bling, anyone remember what I had when I first joined?

[sAsLEX]

i think mr mellon has a wicked one at the moment. he he owwwlriiighhhht

nah mines better

used to have the rear wheel of me NC30 for a while

[Colapop]

Its cute, yeah but I really hate pink can you make him change colour?...
No no - make it flash different colours!:doobey: yeah that'd be cooool!

edit: Someone teach me how to make/get/post one o'them cool moving avatars?

[marty]

mine's of a sign somewhere in nz - sometimes i feel like yelling that to some of the trollers on here!


bling to the person who tells me where it is. clue: someone on here lives nearby.

[Matt Bleck]

I just changed mine cause I'm fast. (in my world).

plus i'm a sarcastic bastard!!

[Str8 Jacket]

girls look hot in pink..


lol, id say HOT girls look hot in pink. I mean would you say that Helen Clarke was hot cause she was wearing pink? :blink:

[Karma]

fer bling, anyone remember what I had when I first joined?


A girlfriend? a life? :lol:

[Wenier]

Mines jus funny nothing related to bikes obviously and i pretty sure i aint give the weetbix a go so cant relate to me either but good for a laugh

[Oakie]

girls think it's cute. you have a problem with that?

I think it's cute too. I'm just wondering what my daughter's rabbit would think.

[Sniper]

Cause I like it

[WRT]

girls think it's cute. you have a problem with that?

Plus we all like girls in a teddy . . . and girls that are bare . . . especially when they show us the pink! Case closed, well chosen there buggy . . .

[bugjuice]

A girlfriend? a life? :lol:
bingo ;)


I think it's cute too. I'm just wondering what my daughter's rabbit would think.
dunno, give it a go and see. it'd be funny..


Plus we all like girls in a teddy . . . and girls that are bare . . . especially when they show us the pink! Case closed, well chosen there buggy . . .
thank you :innocent:

[Brian d marge]

Winja wanted his Roof painted 3 different shades of red so I enlisted these young schoolgirls you see in the picture ...

Stephen

[enigma51]

Kevin Schwantz one of the greats

[bugjuice]

lol, id say HOT girls look hot in pink. I mean would you say that Helen Clarke was hot cause she was wearing pink? :blink:
would you say she's a girl?

[Postie]

girls look hot in pink..
i did try changing the colour actually, but it went a bit pear shaped, so i couldn't be arsed. fer bling, anyone remember what I had when I first joined?

wasn't it Jim Carey with his teeth full of bugs from the movie with Jim Carey...... Me, Myself and Irene or something maybe it was dumb and dumber, which would be more appropiate to your minimoto riding style...... hahahaha, fuck that was funny last night

[Postie]

oh yeah, my avatar is just a cool looking crazy dog, i like to relate to being a crazy dog when i get let loose.....

[Waylander]

wasn't it Jim Carey with his teeth full of bugs from the movie with Jim Carey...... Me, Myself and Irene or something maybe it was dumb and dumber, which would be more appropiate to your minimoto riding style...... hahahaha, fuck that was funny last night
Damn now I remember it was from Me, Myself, and Irene. And every now and then some wierd looking smilie with a shocked look on it's face would pop up.

[Karma]

My avatar is because I'm cute and furry and carry disease.


I also like raiding chicken coops

[bugjuice]

wasn't it Jim Carey with his teeth full of bugs from the movie with Jim Carey...... Me, Myself and Irene or something maybe it was dumb and dumber, which would be more appropiate to your minimoto riding style...... hahahaha, fuck that was funny last night
dunno if i should award that.. cos you are right, but vague.. and you weren't around when i had it, i don't think..
ah fugit

[Motu]

I've had a few,but the one I'm using now is the very first avatar I ever used.When I joined ADVrider in 02 they all had these avatar things,and I chose this one from their selection.No one else has ever used it (wonder why not?) so I decided to go back and steal it before it disapeared.

[Postie]

dunno if i should award that.. cos you are right, but vague.. and you weren't around when i had it, i don't think..
ah fugit
whats vague about that you girly, dancing, polka dot, quadruped trying to be pink and cute..... go get gang banged by a herd of rabbits till you get ripped a double fluffy arsehole...........

[bugjuice]

whats vague about that you girly, dancing, polka dot, quadruped trying to be pink and cute..... go get gang banged by a herd of rabbits till you get ripped a double fluffy arsehole...........
sounds (http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/) strangely (http://www.rathergood.com/mickey/) arousing.. (http://www.rathergood.com/holding/)

[Badcat]

.........double fluffy arsehole...........

sorry - but that makes me laugh so hard.

[spudchucka]

Mine's a dog. It looks like my dog and he winks.

[stunz]

saw this "baby with an nose-stud" photo floating around a while back and thought he'd look sooooo much better with a moku and a glass eye...nothing personal in it really except i like tattoos...(baby jokes will be completely ignored...thank you :yawn: )

[Indiana_Jones]

mine is the Jones man :D

-Indy

[Badcat]

ok - no baby jokes.
how about this:

he looks like:

cupid, stunt.


...

[SARGE]

mine is a USMC Staff Sargent rank emblem..thats what i was when i retired

[Postie]

mine is a USMC Staff Sargent rank emblem..thats what i was when i retired
what??? an emblem???

[enigma51]

ok - no baby jokes.
how about this:

he looks like:

cupid, stunt.


...

Sorry but i dont get it maybe I need a beer yes thats it im off to get a beer

[enigma51]

what??? an emblem???
cheeky fucker but very good

[Colapop]

mine is a USMC Staff Sargent rank emblem..thats what i was when i retired
Should that be ""...when I was retired...."?




Record reads;
"Constant insubordination.... Sexual Harrassment cases.... Drunk and disorderly.... Premature firing...."






Come on D, don't be mad

[Badcat]

Sorry but i dont get it maybe I need a beer yes thats it im off to get a beer

cupid, stunt.
stupid cunt.

was that a little too oblique?
sorry.
too much coffee, methinks.

[enigma51]

cupid, stunt.
stupid cunt.

was that a little too oblique?
sorry.
too much coffee, methinks.
as i explained I need a beer

[stunz]

as i explained I need a beerme too. that baby joke sucks

[Charlie]

Mine is the squirrel from movie 'Ice Age' - his short wee 2min adventure was the best part of the whole movie...
No real reason for its choice except my posts looked bland without an avatar and I was too tired to give it much thought.
No resemblance for his life quest to find the biggest bestest nuts... :blip:

[enigma51]

Mine is the squirrel from movie 'Ice Age' - his short wee 2min adventure was the best part of the whole movie...
No real reason for its choice except my posts looked bland without an avatar and I was too tired to give it much thought.
No resemblance for his life quest to find the biggest bestest nuts... :blip:
I think you found the nuts:doobey:

[SPORK]

I vote mine for the best avatar on the site. I mean, it's TOAST! Being happy!

Seriously though, it's toast.

Ohhh Yeaaah!

[phantom]

Mine is of my Dad, cut from a larger picture of my Mum and Dad on their bikes in the early 50's I guess. When I get around to working out how to do it I'll post the whole picture plus some other real cool pictures i pinched off Mum recently

[Indiana_Jones]

I vote mine for the best avatar on the site. I mean, it's TOAST! Being happy!

Seriously though, it's toast.

Ohhh Yeaaah!

I want to have your children........you too cool :rockon:

-Indy

[bugjuice]

I vote mine for the best avatar on the site. I mean, it's TOAST! Being happy!

Seriously though, it's toast.

Ohhh Yeaaah!
i think your avatar rocks..
if you change it, i'll have to break your legs.
sorry.

[bugjuice]

I want to have your children........you too cool :rockon:

-Indy
I think you've lost that wee little boundry of help. it's now a speck to you. i think you need to start again

[Karma]

I vote mine for the best avatar on the site. I mean, it's TOAST! Being happy!

Seriously though, it's toast.

Ohhh Yeaaah!


Junior Senior...

Good track thou.

[SPORK]

dunno if i should award that.. cos you are right, but vague.. and you weren't around when i had it, i don't think..
ah fugit
MACMAN!!!! MAAAACMAAAAAAN!

Ain't nufin' but bugjuice...

I remember I hated you when you signed up. I think I've gotten slightly more tolerant now though :bleh:

[Indiana_Jones]

I think you've lost that wee little boundry of help. it's now a speck to you. i think you need to start again

I love you too buggie, dear
and all the little wizards

-Indy

[WRT]

Here ya go Charlie, just for you . . . (http://www.ravensrealm.com/scrat/)

Go Scrat!

[SPORK]

i think your avatar rocks..
if you change it, i'll have to break your legs.
sorry.
I'm glad you agree!

We should start a "Superior Avatar Club", it'll rule!

[bugjuice]

MACMAN!!!! MAAAACMAAAAAAN!

Ain't nufin' but bugjuice...

I remember I hated you when you signed up. I think I've gotten slightly more tolerant now though :bleh:
lol.. ahhhh the good ol' days..
hated me? why? no one hates me...

[WRT]

I love you too buggie, dear
and all the little wizards

-Indy

It would appear that not only has Indy crossed the line into Insanity, but that he is now accelerating quickly towards the horizon . . .

[SPORK]

lol.. ahhhh the good ol' days..
hated me? why? no one hates me...
Moreso I didn't like the way you didn't even try to spell. I've noticed you try every now and again these days! :hitcher: :laugh:

[Indiana_Jones]

It would appear that not only has Indy crossed the line into Insanity, but that he is now accelerating quickly towards the horizon . . .

do u need my lovin' too? :hug:

-Indy

[Coyote]

I vote mine for the best avatar on the site. I mean, it's TOAST! Being happy!

Seriously though, it's toast.

Ohhh Yeaaah!
Yeah right

[WRT]

do u need my lovin' too? :hug:

-Indy

Whatever those pills are that you have been taking . . . can I have some?

[SPORK]

Yeah right
Thank you for your valuable comment. It was constructive and entertaining. Please try again.

[Indiana_Jones]

Whatever those pills are that you have been taking . . . can I have some?

Well they are suppositorys......:shake:

-Indy

[SARGE]

Should that be ""...when I was retired...."?




Record reads;
"Constant insubordination.... Sexual Harrassment cases.... Drunk and disorderly.... Premature firing...."






Come on D, don't be mad


insubordination i will admit..drunk and disorderly.. yup..they never let us around the womenfolk though..( and when they did... " love u longtime five dollah"

[Karma]

" love u longtime five dollah"

Used to charge me $10.

You get given half rates because it only took them half as long?

[sels1]

Munro IM46A anemometer system...have serviced and calibrated these things all over NZ and the South Pacific. Sorta liked the "what direction now?" aspect of it

[avgas]

my sister-from-another-mother.
Adrenellin runs in the family.

[Coyote]

Thank you for your valuable comment. It was constructive and entertaining. Please try again.
Did I actually need words with an avatar like mine?

Didn't think so.

[Colapop]

insubordination i will admit..drunk and disorderly.. yup..they never let us around the womenfolk though..( and when they did... " love u longtime five dollah"

Something similar to "Kiwi boku, all night long. Vely cheap. Me got sister too."
Bars, ping pong balls, and shady side streets.... Ahh the high life! (Fair few low lifes around too)

[Macktheknife]

Mine is just a family photo, well almost! Looks like one of the family anyway!
His best line really is one of mine though....
"... very dangerous over short distances we dwarves."

[Hitcher]

Nerdling along. Enjoying the ride. No particular place to go.

[MoFunthanmost]

hokaaaay?????

Pepe the Prawn from the Muppets, because, well, I can be a bit of a Muppet sometimes...

[marty]

Used to charge me $10.

You get given half rates because it only took them half as long?

is that TOOK them half as long, or it WAS ONLY half as long....????

[heavenly.talker]

I had a honda shadow 600 that was maroon and I named her Betty.
I now have a new bike...it's a black 750 honda magna and her name is Black Betty.

Still haven't found a cool black bike with a betty sitting on it yet.

[miSTa]

K for Kawasaki, quite adventurous really seeing how I have a Kawasaki :spudwhat:

[Colapop]

I had a honda shadow 600 that was maroon and I named her Betty.
I now have a new bike...it's a black 750 honda magna and her name is Black Betty.
Still haven't found a cool black bike with a betty sitting on it yet.

Whoa, black betty (bam-ba-lam)
Black betty had a child (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)

Ram Jam (1977 - Ram Jam album)

[nadroj]

For those that don't know it's the Suzuki B-King supercharged Hayabusa engined street fighter concept bike.

[Colapop]

For those that don't know it's the Suzuki B-King supercharged Hayabusa engined street fighter concept bike.
It's got a lot better look than the standard fully faired version parked up the road from work (next to James Cook Hotel).
That thing looks like a train! (I hear ya - like mine looks any better? No no, you're right it's a crapper!)

[WINJA]

TITS................

[inlinefour]

Lots of avatars here are pretty self explantory. There are also many that have nothing to do with bikes and the link to the person behind them is not obvious. It might be interesting to learn some of the stories or meaning behind them if anyone wants to share.
My avatar has nothing to do with biking or me really. It's my daughter's 3 year old rabbit. When he got to about 18 months old he started pissing on people as they walked by (with remarkable accuracy it must be said). He'd also start humping your feet if you stood in his run for any length of time. Vet said he's a healthy young male and was probably sexually frustrated as he has no mate. One night as a bit of a joke I threw a teddy bear in his run to give him something to screw .. .and blow me down, when I had a look 20 minutes later he had mounted the bear and was giving it a good old seeing to. Over and over again ... for weeks on end. Funny as hell to watch. He's actually f**cked that bear to death and is now onto his second bear (the one in my avatar) which I noticed the other day has also started to come apart. I am in awe of that rabbit's stamina.:yes:

I'm a bit into sci-fi (have to go in 10 minutes and watch enterpriise) and did a google search for avatars. One of the things that I allways used to carry around with me was a big roll of cloth tap. Used it on my own bikes, but mostly other peoples bikes to temp a mend after skidding off. I read what it says on the avatar and cracked up laughing, hence it became my new avatar. That and the fact that I now have a sprotbike and have turned to the "dark side":blink:

[WINJA]

Winja wanted his Roof painted 3 different shades of red so I enlisted these young schoolgirls you see in the picture ...

Stephen
ARE THOSE JAP SCHOOL GIRLS , SEND THEM OVER

[SPORK]

I'm sorry to all lovers of my avatar, but it is getting changed, at least for a little while.


LONG LIVE THE TOAST!

[SPORK]

TITS................
really!? I thought it was the latest GSXR...

[Biff]

I was drunk. Someone had a video camera.

[Colapop]

I was drunk. Someone had a video camera.
Actually this is the first time I've noticed the wiggly bit! (now I know what wiggle wiggle means!!)

[Ivan]

Myne is my favourite Tire brand

[vince25]

So its true what they say about rabbits huh. haha

My avatar is basicaly a saying i have said for years. I dont really mean it, i just think its a funny thing to say when people hassle me when i drink too much.

Not as good a story as yours, sorry

:)

[Colapop]

Ummm - what saying?

[marty]

what avatar??

[vince25]

oh, why does it not come up?

[heavenly.talker]

Whoa, black betty (bam-ba-lam)
Black betty had a child (bam-ba-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (bam-ba-lam)

Ram Jam (1977 - Ram Jam album)


Great music to ride to:-)

OHHHHHHHHHH Yeah!


It's like my theme song lol

[bugjuice]

I'm sorry to all lovers of my avatar, but it is getting changed, at least for a little while.


so didn't want to have to do this, but pass your legs...
or come up with a damn good excuse..

[sels1]

I now have a new bike...it's a black 750 honda magna and her name is Black Betty.

I think Celtic Sea Lily calls her bike that name too.

[froggyfrenchman]

need i explain mine?

[SPORK]

so didn't want to have to do this, but pass your legs...
or come up with a damn good excuse..
Excuse me, Metal Slug rules. Although, this requires serious thought.

Once I am done with it, should I go:


Back to "Toast"
On to "Get Naked!"


SERIOUS QUESTIONS SERIOUS TIMES!

[Brian d marge]

ARE THOSE JAP SCHOOL GIRLS , SEND THEM OVER

Please find attached via email names, adresses and photos of said young girlys
Please check with your local authority as to min age requirements

Kind Regards Stephen

[mstriumph]

mine is cute, funny, harmless ..... just like me

---- on the other hand ...it's a CAT ... think lions, tigers .... :o

[gav]

Hmmm, interesting, I just thought you had to put up a personal pic, oh well.....

[NordieBoy]

what??? an emblem???

Or just rank?

:D



The voices made me do it!

[NordieBoy]

Mine is usually one of my Nordies but I do like the whoops one at the moment.

[Cookie]

Cookie Monster is a complex and tortured figure. On one hand many will remember his sophisticated man-about-town image as "Alistair Cookie", host of "Monsterpiece Theatre" - see http://tinyurl.com/dk94b ). On the other hand, he became a victim of his own uncontrollable urges and will always suffer from the mistrust of others - particularly those in the possession of cookies (caught here by photographers during a private moment of depression http://tinyurl.com/aya7t ). In a search for scapegoats, he has even been blamed for single-handedly causing the obesity epidemic among kids in the U.S..

For some, the peak of his musical career occurred in 1996 with the release of "Cookie's Favorite Songs" which included a remix of that old 70's standard, "C is for Cookie" provided here for people with Windows Media Player > http://tinyurl.com/74qaa.

The album itself is still available down some of the internet's backwaters (see http://tinyurl.com/9zqnd) but by the late 90's, most hardcore Cookie' fans had been turned off by what many viewed as his rampant commercialism. When interviewed, many fans will tell you: "Cookie'...yeah…I prefer his earlier stuff".

Its really his depth of character and persistence through hardship that lead me to choose him as my Avatar. I hope that goes some way to explaining it…

[onearmedbandit]

Mine is the photographic evidence the police used against me on my last conviction for speeding.

[James Deuce]

I'm a grumpy bastard and I admire Stadler and Waldorf's abilities to disrupt, atagonise, and heckle, without contributing anything meaningful or worthwhile.

Though I sure that they're nice people deep down, hence the cherubim representation.

[Karma]

..snip..
Its really his depth of character and persistence through hardship that lead me to choose him as my Avatar. I hope that goes some way to explaining it…

Best laugh I've had all day, bling duly awarded.

[MSTRS]

Used to charge me $10.

You get given half rates because it only took them half as long?
I thought everyone knew that a greenback goes twice as far...
No explanation reqd for my avatar

[Karma]

I thought everyone knew that a greenback goes twice as far...



Yes, but does the Sarge?

[SpeedyGirl]

mine is what should be in my glass...... i should really not drink :blip: lethal on two legs am I:yes:

[nadroj]

mine is what should be in my glass...... i should really not drink :blip: lethal on two legs am I:yes:
What a tight wet pussie!

[T.W.R]

my avatar of a track off a Gorillaz CD but it relates to insightful comment made by Dennis Hopper a few years back about human nature

[Motoracer]

That's me (#15) last year going around Taupo on my GSX-R 600 K2. I thought it looked cool so it's been there ever since.

[Two Smoker]

Thats me at Taupo (i think) I like it.... and like MR thinks about his, it looks cool...

[sAsLEX]

That's me (#15) last year going around Taupo on my GSX-R 600 K2. I thought it looked cool so it's been there ever since.

think I took that pic! or maybe it was k14?

[kro]

I guess mines pretty self explanatory. I have another avatar, which I really should use, because I used it for 3 years on my other website forum, but I wanted a break, and Bush is easy pickings.

[N4CR]

I guess mines pretty self explanatory. I have another avatar, which I really should use, because I used it for 3 years on my other website forum, but I wanted a break, and Bush is easy pickings.

Youuuu dirty NZF traitor ;)

The funny thing is that you are the only one with that 'bar type' sig like everyone on nzf seems to have heheh!

BTW good to see the site back up!

[heavenly.talker]

I think Celtic Sea Lily calls her bike that name too.


It's not common it's just popular :-)

My cousin has named her car that as well

[pyrocam]

I guess I shouldnt really post in here since I change mine so often. and, I mean, its in my sig. so instead. buggy's avatar at a rave on some LSD.

20512

[bugjuice]

I guess I shouldnt really post in here since I change mine so often. and, I mean, its in my sig. so instead. buggy's avatar at a rave on some LSD.

20512
that's pretty fuckin wicked.. might take it, if that's ok..

[pyrocam]

that's pretty fuckin wicked.. might take it, if that's ok..
sure. but that versions 110k. need me to shrink it and re-transparencieze it?

[Yokai]

I'm a linux fan. 'nuff said.

[bugjuice]

sure. but that versions 110k. need me to shrink it and re-transparencieze it?
113k.. the limit is 60kb..
if you could make it transparent again, that'd save most of the kbs, and then it should just compact back to what it is now, but just 'funkified'.. I'd take the background out, but it's part of the image in every image now..
cheers pyro ;)

what app did you do it in btw?

[Coyote]

20512
What did you use to modify it?

[pyrocam]

pssh. you guys still computers? I'm using a vodaphone 3G implant in my frontal lobe. I use telekenisis and my imagination to do everything you guys would use a physical workstation for.

next. im adding a crowd, some lasers and some techno.


20521
Push the Tempo. Push the Tempo

[Badcat]

pssh. you guys still computers? I'm using a vodaphone 3G implant in my frontal lobe. I use telekenisis and my imagination to do everything you guys would use a physical workstation for.

next. im adding a crowd, some lasers and some techno.


20521
Push the Tempo. Push the Tempo

i vote a bottle of water and little backpack too.

[bugjuice]

pssh. you guys still computers? I'm using a vodaphone 3G implant in my frontal lobe. I use telekenisis and my imagination to do everything you guys would use a physical workstation for.

next. im adding a crowd, some lasers and some techno.


20521
Push the Tempo. Push the Tempo
top man.. dished rep out too much already..

[pyrocam]

I couldnt resist:

[bugjuice]

I couldnt resist:
lamo!!!! brilliant!!
btw, you really have too much time on your hands, don't you? :2thumbsup

[pyrocam]

lamo!!!! brilliant!!
btw, you really have too much time on your hands, don't you? :2thumbsup
dont know what you mean.... cough. Actually for the record I work quite late most days. did 58 or so hours last week (incl 6 on sunday owch)

[Colapop]

dont know what you mean.... cough. Actually for the record I work quite late most days. did 58 or so hours last week (incl 6 on sunday owch)

- on here?? :lol:



You are an artist Pyro --- :2thumbsup

[idb]

Mine's a bit old now (1979) but she looked good in her day (You could ride her all day etc...etc).
They just don't come out like that anymore.

[scumdog]

Mine's a bit old now (1979) but she looked good in her day (You could ride her all day etc...etc).
They just don't come out like that anymore.

She 'come out'? what from, the closet? - or being female it could maybe the 'likker cabinet' eh!:blip:

[idb]

She 'come out'? what from, the closet? - or being female it could maybe the 'likker cabinet' eh!:blip:
Don't know who you're insulting more - me or her.
BTW we're still together, I haven't cleaned her since our last ride so it is a bit embarrassing introducing her to people and I have to keep her downstairs but she doesn't seem to mind - could it be cos she is so old and she's grateful for any sort of attention at all...?

[Charlie]

Here ya go Charlie, just for you . . . (http://www.ravensrealm.com/scrat/)

Go Scrat!
SCRAT - thats his name!! Ohh you ripper! Isnt he cute.
Cheers ears.

[Oakie]

Is it possible to get an avatar that makes a noise? I'm thinking probably not as they're probably all gifs and jpgs.
Just thought it would be cool to have for example a picture of a bum that makes a fart noise when you view the page. Or a cat that miaows, dog that barks etc. Actually that would be kind of annoying after a while. Forget I asked.
Reminds me of the saying "Be careful what you wish for..."

[pyrocam]

Is it possible to get an avatar that makes a noise? I'm thinking probably not as they're probably all gifs and jpgs.
Just thought it would be cool to have for example a picture of a bum that makes a fart noise when you view the page. Or a cat that miaows, dog that barks etc. Actually that would be kind of annoying after a while. Forget I asked.
Reminds me of the saying "Be careful what you wish for..."

*runs in circles with arms flailing wildly in the air*

dont you EVER EVER say that again! dont even think it!

imagine 5 browsers open with crap like this going on all of them http://aitech.ac.jp/~ckelly/midi/help/embed/

[Motoracer]

think I took that pic! or maybe it was k14?

It was from AJ Turbo, AKA Andy's camera. Unless you took the pic with his cam, I think he took that shot or his son Luke.

[avgas]

hokaaaay?????
Pepe the Prawn from the Muppets, because, well, I can be a bit of a Muppet sometimes...
Muppets were the greatest, RIP in Jim, we all miss ya.

[Goblin]

Personally I'd like to do this to Santa myself:2guns: As if it isn't hard enough to feed & clothe, and educate three kids on my own, I get called an *unfit* mother for not wanting to participate in Christian Propaganda. So what if JC was born on the 25th of December? It means nothing to me so I wont buy, or encourage my kids to buy gifts for anyone. The only good part of Xmas for me is packing up my bike, leaving the kids with their dad and fucking off to Wangas for a couple of days.:ride: :finger:

[Oakie]

Personally I'd like to do this to Santa myself:2guns: As if it isn't hard enough to feed & clothe, and educate three kids on my own, I get called an *unfit* mother for not wanting to participate in Christian Propaganda. So what if JC was born on the 25th of December? It means nothing to me so I wont buy, or encourage my kids to buy gifts for anyone. The only good part of Xmas for me is packing up my bike, leaving the kids with their dad and fucking off to Wangas for a couple of days.:ride: :finger:

I went shooting one Easter Saturday years ago. Got a big rabbit and came home and told my girls (probably aged about 8 and 5) that I'd shot Easter Bunny. I think there was about 5 seconds of concern from the eldest before she saw me trying to control my laughter and realised that it was just daddy being funny.

Hah ... just realised this thread has gone full circle and has come back to a rabbit story.

[pyrocam]

its a snowman who sees a snow-woman and gets a snow boner.

duuuuh

[ManDownUnder]

I need a new avatar.

Me own an RF900 - so I very creatively found a picture of one and used it...

it's BORING.

[tracyprier]

Well mines Poncharello and with my bike being ex-CHP it kinda had to be really didn't it?

[pyrocam]

I need a new avatar.

Me own an RF900 - so I very creatively found a picture of one and used it...

it's BORING.

I got avatars, get your avatars right here, lovely lovely avatars, get em while their hot, avatars, right here. You Sir! You look like you need a new avatar. why I've got avatars up the wazoo. what kind would you like.

[Flyingpony]

Picture is of the same colour, make and model as my bike.

[Oakie]

its a snowman who sees a snow-woman and gets a snow boner.

duuuuh

Q) What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?????
A) Snowballs !

[SpeedyGirl]

What a tight wet pussie!


Only in days ending in a Y :blink:

[pyrocam]

I need a new avatar.

Me own an RF900 - so I very creatively found a picture of one and used it...

it's BORING.



20749
take a holiday

[sels1]

pssh. you guys still computers? I'm using a vodaphone 3G implant in my frontal lobe. I use telekenisis and my imagination to do everything you guys would use a physical workstation for.

next. im adding a crowd, some lasers and some techno.

Pfffft.....you been on that stuff you were drinking at the Cold Kiwi again Cam? :lol:

[Ms Piggy]

My avatar is me stradling the gorgeous, the loverly, the delicious 2004 MV Agusta Brutale that used to belong to a KBer. It was taken at last years Xmas Bash and I was nervous even sitting on it. :love:

[Mooch]

Wairarapa Sprints in 2004 , Was the flying 1/4 at around 240kmh . Best fun possible with your clothes on ! :D

[Oakie]

Hilarious....
Baldrick the cat made the mistake of being in the rabbit's enclosure last night when the rabbit was out ... and wouldn't you know it ... the rabbit tried to shag the cat! Rabbit tried to mount cat ... cat moved away... rabbit hopped over to cat and tried to mount again... cat moved away again etc. Happened about 5 times until the cat got sick of it and jumped up to sit on top of the fence and watch the confused bunny from a safe distance.

[kels]

This is a real picture of me...cute aye :yes:

[MidnightMike]

No story to mine it just looks F*cked up. :wari:

[Colapop]

Hilarious....
Baldrick the cat made the mistake of being in the rabbit's enclosure last night when the rabbit was out ... and wouldn't you know it ... the rabbit tried to shag the cat! Rabbit tried to mount cat ... cat moved away... rabbit hopped over to cat and tried to mount again... cat moved away again etc. Happened about 5 times until the cat got sick of it and jumped up to sit on top of the fence and watch the confused bunny from a safe distance.
You really need to do something about that rabbit - maybe introduce him to gary?

[MidnightMike]

However there is a story to my sig but its not work safe! lol

[DMNTD]

However there is a story to my sig but its not work safe! lol
Can't ya just typre it in small letters? Please?
Pretty easy to work mine out....purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[MidnightMike]

Can't ya just typre it in small letters? Please?
Pretty easy to work mine out....purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ahh Vtwin nice :yes:

[*sic]

mine is a self portrait.

[Coyote]

mine is a cat

[MisterD]

Mine is my beautiful Lambretta on it's first run out going home on a tow-truck. Just perpetuating the "myth" of Lammy unreliability.:scooter:

[SPORK]

mine is a butt.

[idb]

Mine proves that gold lame cat-suits and big blonde hair never goes out of style.

[robnz]

Saw the show, bought the albums, got the t shirt. All i needed was the pandas look alikes

[hXc]

Mine explains itself really. We're both extra cool; we're both drummers; and we both like drums, food and women:2thumbsup:doobey::bleh:

[flash]

the pics flash, im flash

can you put the two togerther yet? ;)

[MidnightMike]

the pics flash, im flash

can you put the two togerther yet? ;)

Id give scoots a while with that flash :laugh:

[yungatart]

Mine is something to do with not knowing my left from my right....or is it my right from my left?

[Waylander]

mine is a self portrait.
You should see the full moving version of it.

[Phurrball]

My previous avatar was our cat cuddling up to Troy Corser on the front of 'Two Wheels' magazine. That was where the daft username 'Phurrball' was derived. Then I got the baby Bandit - same theme, cat in different location.

Besides, the cat is better looking than I am...

[Skyryder]

Who rides a Drake?


"Skyryder"

[jahmin]

One day i ran so fast that my shoe caught fire... so i took a photo.

[TonyB]

My last one was a picture of Mr Potato Head I drew for the kids. Then MrsB came along and added the scruffy beard and glasses. My son Zach looks at the picture and say's "DADDY TATOE". He said it when he saw my avatar too

The new one is the illustrious "Govers Choice" trophy I won at the 06 Glenorchy rally.

[Fryin Finn]

Mines himself riding XR650 through river at river run trail ride. Shortly after the bike caught fire during an adventure ride hence my nickname Fryin and I redesignated the model to Honda Firebug.

[Indiana_Jones]

Mine is me busting a fine move, for a minute let's all do the 'Indiana Bump'

-Indy

[Jackrat]

She's my new pet rat.
She's a girl,you can tell.
I'm going to name her fluffy an cuddle her every day.

[froggyfrenchman]

the logo used for the hillbilly deluxe racing team, doctor'd ip from a photo of me testn it on the road

[SPORK]

Mine is me busting a fine move, for a minute let's all do the 'Indiana Bump'

-Indy
Yuss! you used my "doctored" one!

[98tls]

mine is just of the clear clutch cover that was made in germany for my TLS,just something a bit different that you cant just go buy at the bike shop.

[pyrocam]

Yuss! you used my "doctored" one!

im going to keeel you dead OWB

[aff-man]

Me...... going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and..........................

[Meathorse]

Mine is the guy that gets skewered on the cover of Iron Maiden's Hallowed Be Thy Name (http://ironmaiden.webvis.net/images/Albums/The-Number-Of-The-Beast/Hallowed-Be-Thy-Name.jpg) album...

When I was younger, my older cousins were into IM at their peak - I just enjoyed to posters until I went to uni where I actually began listening to them.

Plus in first year at uni, I kinda looked like him with that nasty long hair! :Punk:

[MSTRS]

Just changed mine. Cos I could....

[CookMySock]

hrm, old thread I know, but a timeless one worth kicking in the guts again...

Those who know me say max and I are the same - animated, silly grin, never can tell if I'm serious or not, swings between euphoria and depression lol, and just a general fruitcake.

DB

[yod]

i like stuey

[Trudes]

Golum, Sam and Frodo in gay heaven.

[Magua]

"Billions of blue blistering barnacles!"

Captain Haddock, Tin Tin.

[kiwifruit]

Super!!!!!

[jrandom]

Abstract art à la mode - Suzuki, diesel and chipseal.

:niceone:

[007XX]

Inner cheekiness :whistle:

[Lissa]

Cant be fagged changing mine to something funnier... Like Trudes!

[imdying]

Mickey Mouse yo. He needs no explanation.

[tri boy]

A Canadian goose, I'm a goose, get the connection?

[stify]

cause it cracked me up

[kiwifruit]

Abstract art

very nice sir!

[Swoop]

It is a simple "theme" for this week. The Stig, commuting...

"Some say, that if he was divorcing Sir Paul McCartney, he would keep his whining mouth shut"!
Classic one JC!

[Edbear]

I like his attitude...!

[idb]

Reading back, most of the avatars have changed.

[swbarnett]

Simple really. The Golden Eagle is my favourite animal.

I like eagles, the Golden in particular, for the same reason that I'm a motorcyclist - a sense of freedom and individuality, living or dying on your own merits.

[EJK]

I should change my avatar (also my sig pic)
Its getting a bit cliche... Hmmmmmm

currently thinking of a theme....:scratch:

[Drew]

Changing mine now, will explain whatever it is shortly. The current one is pretty simple, I like to give people shit.

[Drew]

So, it came up when I searched "obnoxious" on google images, and I think one should be installed at ever supermarket. Send all the little buggers that pack a tanty down it once or twice and we'll all have a better day.

[007XX]

So, it came up when I searched "obnoxious" on google images, and I think one should be installed at ever supermarket. Send all the little buggers that pack a tanty down it once or twice and we'll all have a better day.

You ain't planning on reproducing anytime soon, are ya? :laugh:

[Sully60]

reproducing anytime soon, are ya?

And funnily enough that leads into mine....

[GaZBur]

I got mine coz I was wearing a CCCP (Russian) shirt with Hammer and sickle on. A student asked me if it was for political reasons or because I looked like Lenin! I said "WTF I don't look like Lenin but it was either the green Russian one or the blue Italian one!"
Anyway I morphed a video of me into Lenin using http://www.debugmode.com/winmorph/ which is freeware. My avitar is some screenshots of that morph video turned into an animated gif.
Check out the software if you into graphics, its real fun and not particularly difficult to create morphing videos.
So it turns out I do look like Lenin!

[BiK3RChiK]

I feel an affinity with the clumsy, naive goofball Jar Jar Binks. I think his commical character has appeal.

[u4ea]

...just good 'ol viking stock meeee:2thumbsup

[deanohit]

I think mine is self explanitory.

[McJim]

Hmmm - er....well.....kinda embarrassed really. My avatar is simply a picture of me....on a bike....on a track......nothing cute or clever really.....sorry

[hXc]

Mine's a banana.

[TerminalAddict]

I've got nothing to say about my current avatar :D

except that its completely original work ... took me ages :blink:

[Meekey_Mouse]

It's a mean looking pic of a gixxer :D :love:

[Snakeman]

My Avatar is a close up photo of my first Carpet Python (Morelia Spilota) that I got when he was 5 days old at the beginning of January 2000, which makes him about middle age now.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/thumbs/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/medium/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg)
This is my cat (Casper) watching Zen crawling around the floor.

[Animal]

My avatar was a gift from my staff. They say I'm hostile, impatient, sarcastic, and that I have a low tolerance for stupidity. They also say a lot of really nasty things about me too - all of which are true. My avatar represents their perception of me. Ignorant cunts.

[Bren]

I used to like playing Mario Bros as a kid....now Mario doees adult things....its just rude, and I love it....

....Although I will probably go back to my default one soon as it seems to suit me so well....

[NighthawkNZ]

Lots of avatars here are pretty self explantory.

mine is self explainitory as was my previous

[Dodger]

A rat... protesting something.

[Usarka]

what do you need explaining?

[Dodger]

My Avatar is a close up photo of my first Carpet Python (Morelia Spilota) that I got when he was 5 days old at the beginning of January 2000, which makes him about middle age now.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/thumbs/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/medium/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg)
This is my cat (Casper) watching Zen crawling around the floor.


I guess that's one good thing about Australia, the cool pets. :cool:

[Ryan432]

I think mine is pretty self explanatory...:2thumbsup

[MVnut]

The Stelvio Pass, a nice bit of road:wari:

[chrisso]

G'day Trevs. watched a Doco on Fred Dagg the other day.Anyway, my Avatar is there as its the only one that I can get to work. Its an Original Oil painting done in 1978 by someone in prison. ( the note on the back sez Prisoner Art) . I bought it at St Vinnies for $5

[nodrog]

mine is a safety poster from an Osh seminar.

[Usarka]

mine is a safety poster from an Osh seminar.

I wish you'd started using that avatar last week

[chrisso]

My Avatar is a close up photo of my first Carpet Python (Morelia Spilota) that I got when he was 5 days old at the beginning of January 2000, which makes him about middle age now.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/thumbs/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/data/615/medium/Casper_Zen_-_10_10_2006.jpg)
This is my cat (Casper) watching Zen crawling around the floor.

Betcha my pet Funnel Web could beat him:2thumbsup

[nodrog]

I wish you'd started using that avatar last week

its all good bro, it only applies to android girls, not blow up ones :yes:

[Matt Bleck]

me, me, me, it's all about ME!

[Kornholio]

me, me, me, it's all about ME!

Typical ............... TIMMAH!!

[oldrider]

My avatar is a caricature of John Wayne, I chose it because he really "was" an old rider! :yes:

Apparently John Wayne said "life is hard"! :shifty:

He also added "it's even harder if you are stupid" :confused:

Unfortunately he has been proved right on a few occasions! :o

Hey but John Wayne is dead and I am "still" making mistakes, so I guess that makes me the lucky one! :ride: Cheers John.

[mstriumph]

........ interesting to learn some of the stories or meaning behind them .............

not everything has to mean something

some things mean something

anything can mean something

but some things that seem to mean something can actually mean nothing at all

my avatar's like that - or partially like that - or not, as the case may be .....

[westie]

My avatar is a picture of me digging my track bike into the ground so I could get off and take a leak(and crack another woody)
Was pretty pissed at the time.
Oh and Mt ruapehu is just behind the camera man

[skidMark]

:banana:Um mines from family guy....it's cookie monster, to do with "om nom nom" as in something being niceee... ie

**see nice bike** "om nom nom" (like him eating a cookie)

but he has a spoon and lighter because it's when cookie monster was in rehab on family guy, hes hiding in the toilets with a pack of raw cookie dough, putting a bit on the spoon and trying to cook it.

It has the lolz.:banana:

[Manxman]

My hero...

[Gubb]

'tis a character from Metalocalypse by the name of 'William Murderface' who has just fallen off the suicycle.

Must watch TV.

[Weaver]

My ones the logo for my race team.