My twin brother in court in canada.

[Lias]

By TRACY MCLAUGHLIN, SPECIAL TO THE SUN

A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big

Mischa Beutling has pleaded not guilty to sexual assault on a female friend who spent the night at his home after partying in February 2004.

During the trial, a urologist testified that Beutling's penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients. The court was shown a plastic model of a penis which approximated the accused's member in a semi-flaccid state, an impressive 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.

A model of the accused's fully erect penis was not made available to the court, nor did he volunteer a photograph or live demonstration.

According to the urologist, a woman who has not given birth would likely be injured if she were penetrated by penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused. The victim did not show such trauma after the alleged incident.

Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model, before handing down a verdict next month.

http://torontosun.com/News/OtherNews/2005/10/29/1283746-sun.html

[Sniper]

Only 8 1/2inches?

[Wolf]

Don't worry about LiasTZ - he's a Legend In His Own Mind...

[Colapop]

Once again a familiar question... How did you manage to find such an article?
No, that's ok I don't really want to know.
Those stats are for a flacid state?!? (Such as Oklahoma?)

[WRT]

Don't worry about LiasTZ - he's a Legend In His Own Mind...

As opposed to that other guy, who's a Legend In His Own Underpants . . .

Pity the poor urologist tho . . . what a job hes got. To think he spent years at Uni and probably clocked up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt, just so he could handle some dudes todger and then appear in court to tell everyone about it.

Shoulda just gone and seen the rent boys up on k'rd, they coulda offered him an "earn while you learn" scholarship . . .

[heavenly.talker]

This has to be one of the best original defences of all time!
Poor man if this is indeed true as well. I have heard from a few mates that they have refused to sleep with a guy because he is too big.

As the soon goes from the movie "The sweetest thing"

It's too big to fit in here
too big to fit in there
his penis is too big!

[heavenly.talker]

Pity the poor urologist tho . . . what a job hes got. To think he spent years at Uni and probably clocked up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt, just so he could handle some dudes todger and then appear in court to tell everyone about it.




Easy money...and considering the speciality probably wouldn't have minded at all!

[Lou Girardin]

It'll be forever known as the "Long schlong" defence.

[ManDownUnder]

willy get off though?

[heavenly.talker]

willy get off though?


Lol...groan...good one!:lol: :lol:
Clever and quick

[onearmedbandit]

It'll be forever known as the "Long schlong" defence.

'If the penis doesn't fit, you must acquit' - Johnnie Cochran .

[Hitcher]

One learns the hard way the dangers of flushing while seated and having one's wedding tackle sucked around the S bend...

[Wolf]

One learns the hard way the dangers of flushing while seated and having one's wedding tackle sucked around the S bend...
Hasn't happened to me in years

[ManDownUnder]

Hasn't happened to me in years

worse on a plane - the jet stream freezes the end before you know what's going on... then you have to wait around with your knob in the basin of luke warm water waiting for it to thaw.

On the plus side - it's incredibly hard

[heavenly.talker]

On the plus side - it's incredibly hard


Hard is good...:lol: :lol:

[Lou Girardin]

Hard is good...:lol: :lol:

Icy too?:blink:

[judgeshock]

Icy too?:blink:

They love the cold items in there :lol:

[heavenly.talker]

They love the cold items in there :lol:


This is me maintaining a dignified silence :shutup:
:blip:
:lol:

[enigma51]

This has to be one of the best original defences of all time!
Poor man if this is indeed true as well. I have heard from a few mates that they have refused to sleep with a guy because he is too big.

As the soon goes from the movie "The sweetest thing"

It's too big to fit in here
too big to fit in there
his penis is too big!
So thats why the girls always turned me down :blip:

[pyrocam]

this feels like some us law-drama

[scumdog]

The defence sounds like a right cock, he's just dicking with the jury, willy get off? - probably not, the judge will give him the shaft eh?
The knob better quit while he's ahead.


And oh,always had the problem of feeling faint as the majority of my blood rushes to my schlong, it's a fine line between IT getting hard and ME staying conscious:blip: :lol:

[Storm]

Its not what you've got its what you do with it



There, I thought someone had better say it before all the insecure guys run off

[Paul in NZ]

So thats why the girls always turned me down :blip:

Well... A girl telling you that you are a big dick is not quite the same thing but... If it works for you...

[heavenly.talker]

Well... A girl telling you that you are a big dick is not quite the same thing but... If it works for you...


This is absolutely hilarious....great one!!!
You are on form today! :yes: :yes: :lol: :lol:

[In The Breeze]

Icy too?:blink:
Ever stuck ya tongue on ice before? :blink:

[Macktheknife]

If it was true she should have been able to identify it in a line up!
I hope old "long Dong" gets off.... er, the charges I mean

[John Banks]

Its not what you've got its what you do with it



There, I thought someone had better say it before all the insecure guys run off

Insecure? Nah, I've always had a bigger cock than those I've slept with! :shifty: