To pee or NOT to pee?

[Mumbles]

Again today this one buggered me on the way home.
5 mins into your ride and you now need to pee :blink: . What do you do? What do you do?
Pull over at next convenience? Or try to hold it in, your only 5-10 mins short of your destination.
Which begs to ask ...
When busting to go for a pee how does this affect the rational side of the human brain (some of you out there won’t have a rational side :blip:)
That copper wont mind if I “just” slip past him on the inside will he? :doh:
Just speed up a little more here… and there… yes tones of room…. Blind corner? (but I’m not blind)…god I got to pee… :blink: it hurts…. :blink: Nothing else matters…. :blink: :blink:

Just done some stupid stuff when busting to go and nothing else matters…
I’m I here all alone on this or are there others out there like me?:grouphug:

Mumbles

[gamgee]

Mumbles
sorry where did that noise come from?:shake:

[avgas]

Pee - it keeps you warm.
.....
oh you mean stop and pee......

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Stop and Peee. If you have an off you could do some serious damage to the bladder. I believe it is unhealthy to burst it so stop and empty it. Then again I am sure you are going to drag an old thread out of here on some disgusting "peeee while you ride" devices. :blink:

[scumdog]

The Wanaka maze is easier than: unzipping fly, pull down water-proof leggings,pull up T-shirt, pull down 'long-johns', drop jocks, find wilted wizzer, piss on the ground (with a bit of luck) then reverse procedure.:blink:

[Sniper]

Wear adult diapers, that should sort the problem.

[Racey Rider]

What, You can't hold off a Pee for 10 minutes??

You need to get that looked at!

[Lou Girardin]

Solution - catheter exiting beside your boot. (don't let it get on the rear tyre though)

[Flyingpony]

Always empty before I depart or make a short detour if on the way. A 10min ride can easily turn into 30min if there's trouble ahead. It also distracts from riding safely because your mind is on other things.

[zeRax]

god bless my dependz

[parsley]

Probably not a problem many Jafas encounter, but the worst situation is when you really need to pee and the temperature is subzero. It's too bloody cold to stop but every slight jostle of your bladder against the cold tank is torture.

Ah, biking in northern Europe... :2thumbsup

[Colapop]

Just pee wherever, whenever you need to - like mutisport athletes. Multisporters tend not to stop for much. My mate Tim, who has competed in the Colorado Extreme, Coast to Coast, amonst other grueling adventure races tells of how, when he finished the Colorado race he collasped from exhaustion and was whisked off to hospital. Once there, they had to wash him down in an antiseptic bath to get the 5 1/2 days of crap off his legs! The worst part was the nurse who was cleaning him was really nice (model type nice apparently) and Tim was getting rather .... excited... not good for picking up nurses.
Or you could just go before you go.

[dawnrazor]

THIS IS A PISS POOR THREAD

[ManDownUnder]

Solution - catheter exiting beside your boot. (don't let it get on the rear tyre though)

ok - I gotta know... why do I have to miss the tyre...?

[heavenly.talker]

I don't know what it is either...I'm a good girl scout and go before I go but about 10-15 mins into a ride I normally have to make a pit stop! and then again 30 mins later (give or take). Me I just stop...hubby and friends are used to it :-)

One thing that always is yukky though is I often feel the urge on the road between Helensville and Kuemu. The closest conveinence is a gas station by the turn off for Murawai Beach. It has to have the most revolting loo that I have ever seen! So try and not go there!

Our mate has just brought a fully armoured one piece leather suit that has a zip that can be run from the top and botto.

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!

[Lou Girardin]

ok - I gotta know... why do I have to miss the tyre...?

Now c'mon MDU. Rubber plus liquid = splat.

[idb]

Now c'mon MDU. Rubber plus liquid = splat.
And you wouldn't want the catheter catching in the wheel............aw shit, can't believe I've even read this thread let alone written something.......

[Lou Girardin]

And you wouldn't want the catheter catching in the wheel............aw shit, can't believe I've even read this thread let alone written something.......

Gain 6 inches in 2 secs.

[ducatilover]

its good being a country bumpkin....pull over flop out 10ft pole wizz as per normal wave at passing traffic politely [yes i have done that and some babe beeped at me] tuck needle back in ziiiiiip hop back on bike and carry on...how bloody hard is that?:hitcher:

[dawnrazor]

its good being a country bumpkin....pull over flop out 10ft pole wizz as per normal wave at passing traffic politely [yes i have done that and some babe beeped at me] tuck needle back in ziiiiiip hop back on bike and carry on...how bloody hard is that?:hitcher:
presumably, pretty hard if your a chick!

[Colapop]

I've seen female upright peeing - it didn't look too difficult.

[judgeshock]

It should be easier for a woman to squat down behind a bush. I guess it depends whether you want to piss yourself or take care of buisness.:blip:

[Colapop]

It should be easier for a woman to squat down behind a bush. I guess it depends whether you want to piss yourself or take care of buisness.:blip:
How do you know? Ever been a woman?

[judgeshock]

How do you know? Ever been a woman?

:lol: no, fair call but i like you have seen this happen before.:rockon:

I didn't mean that it's easier for a woman because nothing can be easier than us men. What i did mean is unless you are riding through central Otago, most stretches of roads probably have bushes to get in behind on the side of the road.

[Colapop]

:lol: no, fair call but i like you have seen this happen before.:rockon:
Army chicks - they always try an' drink more an' piss further! (It's scary when some of them can!!)

[miSTa]

Here's the answer for the ladies amongst us:

http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/Howtouse.shtml

Anytime, anywhere

[judgeshock]

Classic that will sort it:lol: :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

Our mate has just brought a fully armoured one piece leather suit that has a zip that can be run from the top and botto.

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!

Now THERE's a market - a one piece with a zip that goes down the front, right underneath and back up to the tailbone or so...

[Colapop]

Here's the answer for the ladies amongst us:
http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/Howtouse.shtml
Anytime, anywhere

It's a paper dick?!??

[Skyryder]

Always empty before I depart or make a short detour if on the way. A 10min ride can easily turn into 30min if there's trouble ahead. It also distracts from riding safely because your mind is on other things.

Aint that the truth.

Skyryder

[kro]

Reverse camel-bak!!, a hose on ya willy, that vents down the side of the bike beside the battery overflow pipe. Just dont get the two pipes mixed up, and all is good.

You could mount it up to a washer pump from a cage, and squirt the pee at people as you pass them, there are really so many options here.

[redbaron36]

THIS IS A PISS POOR THREAD

Okay thats a sad play on words.

Just pull over and piss. And if a someone pulls over to chat then piss ont heir boot and buger off.

[spudchucka]

I stopped a driver recently that failed to give way to me and nearly cleaned me out. Her excuse for driving in that manner was that she had just crapped her pants and was rushing to get home to clean herself up. At first i thought "yeah right, a likely story". However the funny smell that began wafting out of the car confirmed the story and she got sent on her way, no questions asked.

[Xtat1k]

pull over, let it rip, nice and easy none of this waiting buisness. same if the pain in the arse flatmate is hogging the bathroom, just go outside, wizz on his potplant, wave to the passers by, and go back to bed hahahaha. :2thumbsup

[kro]

You got served Spud, thats a product called "Fart In A Can", and is used by sneaky bastages to get off speeding tickets.

[bkrwench]

when you gotta go you gotta go, blokes have it just a tad easier.
i was doing fine one arvo untill i went over railway tracks, it was a quick detour into QE park straight to the nearest bush!!

[spudchucka]

You got served Spud, thats a product called "Fart In A Can", and is used by sneaky bastages to get off speeding tickets.Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.

[Xtat1k]

Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.



Thats just nasty, as much as i hate paying my fines id rather do that than crap myself. eewww

[ducatilover]

presumably, pretty hard if your a chick!
ummmm good point:hitcher:

[dawnrazor]

Okay thats a sad play on words.

I actually thought it was rather witty myself, as it highlighted the general content of the thread and its utterly facile nature.

How hard is this people, ya gotta piss, so piss. Ya gotta piss but can't, then hold on until you can.

Christ now i've entered into this discussion.

Can't wait for the no doubt thrilling logical conclusion to this thread, when someone wonders what happens when you have take a shit.

Oh, okay I might have started that particular turd rolling now, bugger.

[heavenly.talker]

I stopped a driver recently that failed to give way to me and nearly cleaned me out. Her excuse for driving in that manner was that she had just crapped her pants and was rushing to get home to clean herself up. At first i thought "yeah right, a likely story". However the funny smell that began wafting out of the car confirmed the story and she got sent on her way, no questions asked.


OMG....that so is not pleasant!

[Lou Girardin]

I think I'd rather have the ticket than squeeze out a darkie to get off it.
Still, different strokes and all that.

[Mattyc]

pull over and pee, if you hold it in it promotes prostate cancer! i tend to pee before i go anywhere these days, but if i feel the need, ill pull over and give a golden shower to the nearest tree

[Colapop]

I think I'd rather have the ticket than squeeze out a darkie to get off it.
Still, different strokes and all that.

Would that be a cheekie darkie? :shake:

[Lou Girardin]

Would that be a cheekie darkie? :shake:

Only if Holmes squeezed one out. But he's full of it anyway.

[heavenly.talker]

Only if Holmes squeezed one out. But he's full of it anyway.


Sounds like the man knows what he's talking about:yes: :lol:

[In The Breeze]

Hell just stop and flop it out or squeeze the peach-whatever ya need
Too old to be piss'n myself:weird: :shutup:

[DogBreath]

Heard about a guy out fishing, too shy to piss over the side with his mates watching, so he hangs on, and on, and on...
When they got back to the boatramp, he jumped down from the edge of the boat to the ramp, burst his spleen, and died before the ambulance got there, lasted about 15 minutes of agony. That was out Raglan way a few years ago.
Personally I go b4 I leave, and stop and go when necessary.

[Xtat1k]

Heard about a guy out fishing, too shy to piss over the side with his mates watching, so he hangs on, and on, and on...
When they got back to the boatramp, he jumped down from the edge of the boat to the ramp, burst his spleen, and died before the ambulance got there, lasted about 15 minutes of agony. That was out Raglan way a few years ago.
Personally I go b4 I leave, and stop and go when necessary.


shit, what a way to go, thats just nasty

[idb]

Hmmm....bit quiet here......

[ducatilover]

yeah i think we been on the piss to much




omfg that was pathetic

[idb]

yeah i think we been on the piss to much
We can't have exhausted this subject yet though?
What about whether it's necessary to wash your hands after having a leak and before getting on your bike when you're going to put gloves on anyway hmmm ???? no-ones mentioned that yet.

[ducatilover]

We can't have exhausted this subject yet though?
What about whether it's necessary to wash your hands after having a leak and before getting on your bike when you're going to put gloves on anyway hmmm ???? no-ones mentioned that yet.
well if you leak on your hands maybe:lol: good point:doobey:

[idb]

well if you leak on your hands maybe:lol: good point:doobey:
Yeah well I'm a dreamer.
I use five fingers when I only need two if I'm honest - so the other three tend to get wet.

[ducatilover]

Yeah well I'm a dreamer.
I use five fingers when I only need two if I'm honest - so the other three tend to get wet.
yeah but start with two:wait:

[idb]

yeah but start with two:wait:
I've got make a good impression in the urinal.
How would it look if I'm the only bloke standing there with three fingers hanging free?

[Wolf]

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!
The ancient yarn about the Church Picnic held in a field a little way from the village: A rather naive young woman is cut short hand has to hie off across three paddocks to get to the village by the most direct route, gets to the church hall and avails herself of the amenities.

On the way back, approaching the picnic area she sees a young man relieving himself behind - relative to the picnickers - some bushes. He is, however, on the same side of the bushes as she is and she gets her first sight of something other than a fully clothed male. "Ah," she says, "that's a handy thing to take to a picnic."

FFS stop wherever you can and go - try holding it in for any length of time and the first decent bump or pothole is going to put you into a world of pain...

[ducatilover]

I've got make a good impression in the urinal.
How would it look if I'm the only bloke standing there with three fingers hanging free?
:killingme i just prop it up on a stand ar on my knee.....:wait:

[John]

ON a certain ride I got the urge to go really badly was raining and it was so painfull I was just about in tears, I ended up 5minutes off the pace and heading home early - so I am always just stop and wizzing (tm) now.

[scumdog]

Keep the crap (piss?) flowing people, idb is just about stuffed with jumping between this thread and the "This stumped me" thread!!:lol: :killingme

[Mumbles]

Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.

Just got this emailed to me today.... :blip:
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

[Highlander]

Just got this emailed to me today.... :blip:
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

Did you see the movie "Training Day"? - they tell a story of a guy who shoved his butt crack full of penut butter the day he was due in court. He pleaded insanity then shoved his hand down the back of his pants and proceeded to lick his fingers clean - the judge bought it.

[idb]

Did you see the movie "Training Day"? - they tell a story of a guy who shoved his butt crack full of penut butter the day he was due in court. He pleaded insanity then shoved his hand down the back of his pants and proceeded to lick his fingers clean - the judge bought it.
The guy was obviously a genius.
Poos is off topic though - this is a wees thread.

[oldrider]

I don't know what it is either...I'm a good girl scout and go before I go but about 10-15 mins into a ride I normally have to make a pit stop! and then again 30 mins later (give or take). Me I just stop...hubby and friends are used to it :-)

One thing that always is yukky though is I often feel the urge on the road between Helensville and Kuemu. The closest conveinence is a gas station by the turn off for Murawai Beach. It has to have the most revolting loo that I have ever seen! So try and not go there!

Our mate has just brought a fully armoured one piece leather suit that has a zip that can be run from the top and botto.

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!
I heard they just put that there to keep the flies away from the local restaurant! :doh: :rofl:

[idb]

I'll be putting my new Pilot Power on my bike on Tuesday night.
Haven't yet decided if I'll have a wizz beforehand so that the procedure doesn't need to be interrupted or wait until I've got dirty hands and take the risk of getting crud on my old fella. Washing your hands before taking a leak is such a chore.

[Wolf]

Washing your hands before taking a leak is such a chore.
Especially since it involves running water and we all know how that affects us...

[idb]

I suppose you could kill two birds with one stone.
If fresh urine is OK to drink (apparently) it should be OK to wash your hands in - sidle up to the sink, unzip & problem solved.
Ya see - I'm allllways thinking...................

[Wolf]

I suppose you could kill two birds with one stone.
If fresh urine is OK to drink (apparently) it should be OK to wash your hands in - sidle up to the sink, unzip & problem solved.
Ya see - I'm allllways thinking...................
Yes, I see, and it has the added benefit of being a disinfectant so if you've got any nicks or cuts on your hands it'll disinfect them while you're at it. Pure genius, idb!

But of course, you've still got to get it out with dirty hands and so run the risk of getting crud on it...

[idb]

Yes, I see, and it has the added benefit of being a disinfectant so if you've got any nicks or cuts on your hands it'll disinfect them while you're at it. Pure genius, idb!
Well actually I didn't know about the disinfectant properties of urine.
This is turning out to be a most educational thread despite its unpromising beginning.

[judgeshock]

The first piss of the day in winter is the best cure for my chilblains:blip:

[idb]

But of course, you've still got to get it out with dirty hands and so run the risk of getting crud on it...
Aha, why not take it out before you start work and leave it out!

[idb]

The first piss of the day in winter is the best cure for my chilblains:blip:
Is that why you don't get chillblains in summer - cos of the overspray when you're wearing jandals or in bare feet?

[Deviant Esq]

Just got this emailed to me today.... :blip:
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

ROFLMAO! :lol: :killingme

My girlfriend couldn't understand why I just kept laughing uncontrollably for almost two minutes - the build up of "taking the pee" and then that picture - it was too much! This thread has improved my day. :corn:

[StoneChucker]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)

[Wolf]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)
Unless youre holding a dog turd or a razor, scratch your nose with what you're holding. That'll be $60. Next problem please.

BTW. Great to see you posting again. Hope things are going well for you.

[StoneChucker]

Unless youre holding a dog turd or a razor, scratch your nose with what you're holding. That'll be $60. Next problem please.

BTW. Great to see you posting again. Hope things are going well for you.
haha

Cheers, I would have been lost without advice to these serious problems :sarcastic: :killingme

[idb]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)
You shouldn't do any work without an assistant.
I think there is a statistic on the OSH website relating to the number of injuries sustained due to scratching ones parts while holding power tools or sharp instruments - it's horrendous as I recall.
Why do you think surgeons have an assistant to wipe their brows & scratch their noses for them - you wouldn't want to try that with a scalpel or bone saw in your hand?
Surgeons are pretty clever so I think you should take their lead.

[Wolf]

You shouldn't do any work without an assistant.
I think there is a statistic on the OSH website relating to the number of injuries sustained due to scratching ones parts while holding power tools or sharp instruments - it's horrendous as I recall.
Why do you think surgeons have an assistant to wipe their brows & scratch their noses for them - you wouldn't want to try that with a scalpel or bone saw in your hand?
Surgeons are pretty clever so I think you should take their lead.
So why don't people using gas axes and pneumatic nail guns have assistants to wipe their fevered brows? Hot work, using a gas axe...

[idb]

So why don't people using gas axes and pneumatic nail guns have assistants to wipe their fevered brows? Hot work, using a gas axe...
You're right - the gummint should definitely look at it.
How many times do you read in the paper about yet another welder who has burnt his ear off when he had a scratch or a builder who has nailed his buttock to a floor joist when he reached round for a trouser adjustment.
It's happening too much and something should be done!

[Wolf]

You're right - the gummint should definitely look at it.
How many times do you read in the paper about yet another welder who has burnt his ear off when he had a scratch or a builder who has nailed his buttock to a floor joist when he reached round for a trouser adjustment.
It's happening too much and something should be done!
You call OSH (if they haven't all committed suicide) and I'll call my MP

[idb]

You call OSH (if they haven't all committed suicide) and I'll call my MP
Erk!
I'm self-employed, I don't want OSH to even know I exist.

[Wolf]

Erk!
I'm self-employed, I don't want OSH to even know I exist.
Why? You been scratching whilst holding power tools again?

[idb]

Why? You been scratching whilst holding power tools again?
I told you, I'm self-employed.
I'd be scratching just to afford a power tool.

[idb]

Well, I started to put my new tyre on but I got my wizzer caught in the chain and it went round the wheel sprocket before I managed to get it out.
Luckily I'm a petite fellow and that combined with the large pitch of the chain prevented any injury but nevertheless the potential for a serious injury if it had have been my finger or tongue has shaken me up.
I'll take a break and carry on with more care tomorrow.

[Ixion]

Well, I started to put my new tyre on but I got my wizzer caught in the chain and it went round the wheel sprocket before I managed to get it out.
Luckily I'm a petite fellow and that combined with the large pitch of the chain prevented any injury but nevertheless the potential for a serious injury if it had have been my finger or tongue has shaken me up.
I'll take a break and carry on with more care tomorrow.

Yeah, I had the exact same thing happen to me once. By great good fortune the hot little tottie next door choose that exact moment to come out and strip off down to her bikini to sunbathe. The resulting hardon snapped the chain averting any damage to m'wizzer. Lucky that.

[Wolf]

It is wonderful to observe "Natural Progression" in action - like the way the thread has seamlessly drifted from taking a piss to taking the piss...

[judgeshock]

It's all gushing now :killingme

[Madmax]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:doh:

[judgeshock]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:doh:

Classic,i'm sure he would have let you off any tickets :lol: :lol:

[scumdog]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:doh:


Shouldn't that have started off "there was this one time,, at band camp.....":yes: :lol:

[Wolf]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:doh:
Oh, hell! Not good.

[idb]

It is wonderful to observe "Natural Progression" in action - like the way the thread has seamlessly drifted from taking a piss to taking the piss...
Ha....the Darwinists are right................
This thread surely couldn't have come about by Intelligent Design!

[Sniper]

Why, still no mention of adult diapers, I was fairly sure some of those up north would wear them.

[Wolf]

Ha....the Darwinists are right................
This thread surely couldn't have come about by Intelligent Design!
Laughing my arse off! Moreover, 'twould appear this thread has survivability traits else it would have died off by now in accordance with Darwinian theory - mind you, in this forum anything even vaguely scatological, urological or sexual has a high survivability/longevity quotient...

[Sniper]

To put that in laymans terms, Wolf means that when we talk about sex, shit or pissing, it will take a long time to die.

[idb]

To put that in laymans terms, Wolf means that when we talk about sex, shit or pissing, it will take a long time to die.
Yes.
I've thought long and hard about an intelligent response to your post and I've come to the conclusion that there isn't one.

[scumdog]

To put that in laymans terms, Wolf means that when we talk about sex, shit or pissing, it will take a long time to die.

In that case I have found the secret to eternal life!!:yeah:

[Holy Roller]

In that case I have found the secret to eternal life!!:yeah:
I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just ask:rofl:

[idb]

I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just ask:rofl:
Aww piss on it!
So the opportunity's lost then?

[Wolf]

I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just ask:rofl:
Hmmm. Methinks I detect a psalm lurking somewhere in that.

[Wonko]

I allways find that you need to go for a piss about 15 mins into a long ride. Seems that wearing the pants and the jacket put a bit more presure on the bladder. Easy solution is to dress up in all the gear and then rock around the house for 5 mins, closing windows, drink a glass of water, and then make a pitstop just before you leave the house.

Therre is nothing worse than getting somewhere and your bladder is so full every step feels like your going to fill your pants

[idb]

Therre is nothing worse than getting somewhere and your bladder is so full every step feels like your going to fill your pants
Motorcycling is all about the freedom to shun normal societal constraints.
I say "go with that feeling Brother" fill your pants if you want to and stick one finger up at The Man............!

[terbang]

Lets not piss around with the law here I mean if we need some serious relief I reckon just do it..!

[Goblin]

On a long ride I made the mistake of not peeing when I should have. Thought I'd just get to the next town. (ladies, let this be a warning) The next morning I was in PAIN....went to the doc thinking I had a STD but it was a briused urethra. Ouch!! Now if the pressure is on I'll find anywhere to pee.

[Wolf]

On a long ride I made the mistake of not peeing when I should have. Thought I'd just get to the next town. (ladies, let this be a warning) The next morning I was in PAIN....went to the doc thinking I had a STD but it was a briused urethra. Ouch!! Now if the pressure is on I'll find anywhere to pee.
Not too surprising, we get the warning message to eliminate waste, the body expects us to do so forthwith, it's not capable of withstanding sustained pressure (I'll leave the argument whether it "never evolved under conditions where you had to wait hours before you could piss" or was "not designed to hold on for ages" for the Scottish Thread) Over-stress any part of the body beyond its normal parameters and you can expect to get damaged. Never done that damage to myself, personally, but I can well imagine it would not be pleasant.

[idb]

Not too surprising, we get the warning message to eliminate waste, the body expects us to do so forthwith, it's not capable of withstanding sustained pressure (I'll leave the argument whether it "never evolved under conditions where you had to wait hours before you could piss" or was "not designed to hold on for ages" for the Scottish Thread) Over-stress any part of the body beyond its normal parameters and you can expect to get damaged. Never done that damage to myself, personally, but I can well imagine it would not be pleasant.
That explains the overwhelming compulsion I sometimes get to talk complete and utter crap............so that means it isn't my fault, it's just a natural biological imperative...............

[Goblin]

That explains the overwhelming compulsion I sometimes get to talk complete and utter crap............so that means it isn't my fault, it's just a natural biological imperative...............
Would that be verbal diarrhoea?

[idb]

Would that be verbal diarrhoea?
Crikey!
They've got a name for everything these days!
Does that mean that I'm not the only one?

[Wolf]

That explains the overwhelming compulsion I sometimes get to talk complete and utter crap............so that means it isn't my fault, it's just a natural biological imperative...............
And it's so agonising when you want to spout a load of crap and can't.


Also agonising if you do spout a load of crap in front of the wrong person...

[idb]

And it's so agonising when you want to spout a load of crap and can't.
I don't know what that's like, I don't seem to have any suppression or storage facilities.

[Goblin]

Crikey!
They've got a name for everything these days!
Does that mean that I'm not the only one?
Yes indeed! You and my four year old that can't shut up for 30 seconds....roll on kindy days:violin:

[idb]

Yes indeed! You and my four year old that can't shut up for 30 seconds....roll on kindy days:violin:
Can't see how that'll stop me.

[Scouse]

Here's the answer for the ladies amongst us:

http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/Howtouse.shtml

Anytime, anywhere

Now that is good worth a replie like wot are you doin lookin at site's like that

[Goblin]

Can't see how that'll stop me.
Dont you have a shed you go and potter around in...talking shit to yourself? I thought all men did that.

[idb]

Dont you have a shed you go and potter around in...talking shit to yourself? I thought all men did that.
True, but eventually even I can't stand listening to myself any more....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

maybe it is a kwaka thing .i can put 900 kms in on the busa with out needing a pee .

[miSTa]

Now that is good worth a replie like wot are you doin lookin at site's like that

Well there was a question needing an answer - though I don't think I gave either :innocent:

[Wolf]

maybe it is a kwaka thing .i can put 900 kms in on the busa with out needing a pee .
You're just bragging about how little time it takes to travel 900kms on a 'busa, aren't you.

[idb]

Crikey, has it been a week already?

[scumdog]

I knew it, I knew it!
Ya just HAD to start this thread off again with your verbal diarrohea (sp) didn't ya!

I thought you would have had a good scour-out at the Glenorchy what with all the shit that you (oh and maybe one or two others) spouted:bleh:

[idb]

I knew it, I knew it!
Ya just HAD to start this thread off again with your verbal diarrohea (sp) didn't ya!

I thought you would have had a good scour-out at the Glenorchy what with all the shit that you (oh and maybe one or two others) spouted:bleh:
Thank you for your contribution SD!

[idb]

I've been trying to figure out why my 888 had stopped working as it said it should in the original brochures when it stopped on me again half-way around the Devil's Staircase.
I was about 35km from home with no cellphone.
I managed to bump start it and get another couple of ks closer to home before it stopped again.
I must have pushed it for at least a km in total before some kind bloke & chick stopped to give me lift.
It was about 26 deg and I'm pushing a 200kg bike in black leathers but there was nowhere I could park the bike hidden from the road so that I could get a lift .
But the part that's relevant to this thread is that, if I couldn't find a place out of view to hide the bike, neither could I have found a discreet location to urinate.
It was just lucky that I had had a pee before I came out.

A very valuable lesson learnt.................

[Bonez]

I've been trying to figure out why my 888 had stopped working as it said it should in the original brochures when it stopped on me again half-way around the Devil's Staircase.
I was about 35km from home with no cellphone.
I managed to bump start it and get another couple of ks closer to home before it stopped again.
I must have pushed it for at least a km in total before some kind bloke & chick stopped to give me lift.
It was about 26 deg and I'm pushing a 200kg bike in black leathers but there was nowhere I could park the bike hidden from the road so that I could get a lift .
But the part that's relevant to this thread is that, if I couldn't find a place out of view to hide the bike, neither could I have found a discreet location to urinate.
It was just lucky that I had had a pee before I came out.

A very valuable lesson learnt................. What? Take the 750/4 instead. :yeah:

I guess you could have vented your anger and peed on the 888. ;)

[idb]

I guess you could have vented your anger and peed on the 888. ;)
But I was peeless;
I was without pee;
Bereft of a drop or a dribble of uric waste I had drained and shaken;
I couldn't squeeze out the merest drip, drop or seep;
The thought of a globule was in the realms of fantasy;
No smidgin, speck or scintilla;
No modicum, mote or molecule;
The only way that I could have peed on the bike would have been to take a trip to the frozen foods section of the nearest supermarket;
No desire was there;
No bladder activity was possible;

*sigh* I had gone before I came!!!!

[Bonez]

But I was peeless;
I was without pee;
Bereft of a drop or a dribble of uric waste I had drained and shaken;
I couldn't squeeze out the merest drip, drop or seep;
The thought of a globule was in the realms of fantasy;
No smidgin, speck or scintilla;
No modicum, mote or molecule;
The only way that I could have peed on the bike would have been to take a trip to the frozen foods section of the nearest supermarket;
No desire was there;
No bladder activity was possible;

*sigh* I had gone before I came!!!!
Lol Must have been quite fustrating then when the 888 misbehaved ;).
Have you found the cause of said stoppage?
The 888 I mean.

[idb]

Lol Must have been quite fustrating then when the 888 misbehaved ;).
Have you found the cause of said stoppage?
The 888 I mean.
The battery isn't charging and I found last night that there are several connections between the alternator, regulator and battery that are fried.
Apparently they have a habit of doing this because the alternator is only single phase and the wires are a bit too small.
I think I'll just remove the connectors and solder the leads straight through.

Piss on it!

[quickbuck]

I have pissed myself laughing all the way through it.

Toilet Humour...

[scumdog]

But I was peeless;
I was without pee;
Bereft of a drop or a dribble of uric waste I had drained and shaken;
I couldn't squeeze out the merest drip, drop or seep;
The thought of a globule was in the realms of fantasy;
No smidgin, speck or scintilla;
No modicum, mote or molecule;
The only way that I could have peed on the bike would have been to take a trip to the frozen foods section of the nearest supermarket;
No desire was there;
No bladder activity was possible;

*sigh* I had gone before I came!!!!

So you couldn't pee then??

[idb]

So you couldn't pee then??
Hey, welcome back!
Are you pissing off to the March Hare this year?

[scumdog]

Hey, welcome back!
Are you pissing off to the March Hare this year?


No you Alzhiemers riddled forgetful nong!
I'm goin to be up your way at a wedding that weekend, remember? - you said I could stay at your place if needed. (I think).

[idb]

No you Alzhiemers riddled forgetful nong!
I'm goin to be up your way at a wedding that weekend, remember? - you said I could stay at your place if needed. (I think).
Aww, is that weekend?
I won't be here but you're still welcome to take my place at the meal table.

[Bonez]

You're just bragging about how little time it takes to travel 900kms on a 'busa, aren't you.

Maybe he shat himself instead..............Yuk!

[idb]

The cold weather has made this a relevant topic for revival.
More than ever it's important to plan your trip.
No matter how many times you may have made a journey during summer knowing that you can comfortably get to your destination without requiring a stop, the cold weather means that this may no longer be the case.

I have found that a 5 degree reduction in temperature corresponds to an approximate 15 minute reduction in storage time. One should take this into account when planning your journey - such as delaying your final visit to the smallest room prior to mounting your bike.

You wouldn't want an accident on the journey now.....please people be careful out there!!!!!!!!!

[Wolf]

The cold weather has made this a relevant topic for revival.
More than ever it's important to plan your trip.
No matter how many times you may have made a journey during summer knowing that you can comfortably get to your destination without requiring a stop, the cold weather means that this may no longer be the case.

I have found that a 5 degree reduction in temperature corresponds to an approximate 15 minute reduction in storage time. One should take this into account when planning your journey - such as delaying your final visit to the smallest room prior to mounting your bike.

You wouldn't want an accident on the journey now.....please people be careful out there!!!!!!!!!
Those people with an older house that has the toilet outside, just off the porch, should park their bike next to the porch, suit up, go to the toilet and take a running leap at the bike...

[Insanity_rules]

Heres the answer people http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?file=priceless/plasticundies.wmv .
Now off to find another solution to a problem, Captain Inapropriate awayyy....

[Wolf]

Heres the answer people http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?file=priceless/plasticundies.wmv .
Now off to find another solution to a problem, Captain Inapropriate awayyy....
Who was that masked man?

[idb]

So....all of my efforts to keep this thread as a serious discussion completely undermined!!!!

[buellbabe]

...and getting back to the original topic... another question is "why is it that the need-to-pee-urgency is in direct relation to the amount of gear you have on?"
History has taught me to always visit the toilet before I get on the bike, when I was a smoker having a fag would always guarantee a tinkle...
Many moons ago I had been visiting Rashika in ChCh and was on my way to the West Coast...(after a nite on the turps along with a mean curry) Well I stopped at Springs Junction for gas and was halfway thru filling when it hit me! Thank god the attendent was handy to take the pump handle cos otherwise I probably would just have dropped it! Ran to the toilet and had about 3/4 blimmin layers to shed but thankfully made it... phew that was a close call!

[Insanity_rules]

So....all of my efforts to keep this thread as a serious discussion completely undermined!!!!

Not undermined, just bashed around a bit. Still recognisable. Captain Inapropriate awayyy....
__________________

[idb]

With the KB run to Mount Cook coming up with it's long distances to be travelled over open and featureless terrain, it's time to start thinking about renal health.
I think it appropriate that someone on the run be assigned to make sure that everyone goes before they go, if you know what I mean.

Maybe a map showing possible stop sites along the way would be a good thing too.

Make your bladder and your kidneys your friends, and they will last you a lifetime.

[scumdog]

With the KB run to Mount Cook coming up with it's long distances to be travelled over open and featureless terrain, it's time to start thinking about renal health.
I think it appropriate that someone on the run be assigned to make sure that everyone goes before they go, if you know what I mean.

Maybe a map showing possible stop sites along the way would be a good thing too.

Make your bladder and your kidneys your friends, and they will last you a lifetime.

Piss off!!!

[Colapop]

Is being pissed off better than being pissed on?

[idb]

Piss off!!!

Well, if you don't want to be considered for this high office that's fine.

[McJim]

Gain 6 inches in 2 secs.

I suspect you could put a good few feet between your bell end and your scrotum if the catheter got caught in the wheel.:gob: ouch

[scumdog]

Well, if you don't want to be considered for this high office that's fine.
Hell, I would not let them stop for a pee if I was in charge, I want to see if kidneys REALLY pop like Grandpa Simpsons did on the episode where they were crossing the desert and Homer wouldn't stop for Grandpa to have a pee.

[Wolf]

Hell, I would not let them stop for a pee if I was in charge, I want to see if kidneys REALLY pop like Grandpa Simpsons did on the episode where they were crossing the desert and Homer wouldn't stop for Grandpa to have a pee.
It's my understanding that the sphincter closing off the urethra "pops" first to protect the kidneys - too bad about the trousers....

[The Pastor]

What the hell is wrong with Kb? Are you all really a bunch of geriatrics? Normal people still have bowel control!

Never fear my weak bladderd friends I have a solotion that will solve the problem and hassle of having to stop riding and pee.

Jump up on the pegs/seat turn around to face the rear of your bike, and let it rip, if done correctly you can unzip flop pee tuckin zip up turn around and sit down before you crash/slow down to the speedlimit.

You'll never have to stop again!

Rm

[Wolf]

What the hell is wrong with Kb? Are you all really a bunch of geriatrics? Normal people still have bowel control!
Obviously a youngster with no idea of the diuretic properties of copious amounts of caffeine :devil2:

[Skyryder]

Piss off!!!

Said like a true trooper.

Skyryder

[Bonez]

Again today this one buggered me on the way home.
5 mins into your ride and you now need to pee :blink: . What do you do? What do you do?
Pull over at next convenience? Or try to hold it in, your only 5-10 mins short of your destination.
Which begs to ask ...
When busting to go for a pee how does this affect the rational side of the human brain (some of you out there won’t have a rational side :blip:)
That copper wont mind if I “just” slip past him on the inside will he? :doh:
Just speed up a little more here… and there… yes tones of room…. Blind corner? (but I’m not blind)…god I got to pee… :blink: it hurts…. :blink: Nothing else matters…. :blink: :blink:

Just done some stupid stuff when busting to go and nothing else matters…
I’m I here all alone on this or are there others out there like me?:grouphug:

MumblesI just pull over and piss on the nearest shrub.http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=34443&d=1149912537

[idb]

It's my understanding that the sphincter closing off the urethra "pops" first to protect the kidneys - too bad about the trousers....

Now we're learning something!
Has there been a more educational thread?

[Wolf]

I just pull over and piss on the nearest shrub.http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=34443&d=1149912537
Actually, Bonez, it looks like you're pissing on your jacket...

[idb]

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

[scumdog]

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

You drinkin' AGAIN? at this time of the day??

Well if you are you'll be needing your wizzer soon so don't go losing it just yet.

Feminist dominated:gob: when did THAT happen?:whocares:
It's only guys in drag (no women looks THAT ugly!) so don't worry, normal service will resume.....

[idb]

You drinkin' AGAIN? at this time of the day??

Well if you are you'll be needing your wizzer soon so don't go losing it just yet.

Feminist dominated:gob: when did THAT happen?:whocares:
It's only guys in drag (no women looks THAT ugly!) so don't worry, normal service will resume.....

Not drinking....just a concerned citizen who will not be silenced!!!!

[Grub]

Surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!! If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.

Uh, idb ... it has another use. I think your dad missed a chat he was supposed to have with you.

[Guitana]

Well when you gotta go dont stop the flow!! If the passing motorists dont like the view smash their windscreen with it!!! As for the liquid farts!! Fuck that for a joke!!!

[miSTa]

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

You know what we need? A way of peeing while sitting down without having a wash at the same time. Why should women have the luxury of being able to sit?


And how did I know you'd revive this thread again Mr IDB sir?

[idb]

You know what we need? A way of peeing while sitting down without having a wash at the same time. Why should women have the luxury of being able to sit?


And how did I know you'd revive this thread again Mr IDB sir?

You need a long-drop I think Mr Sensible.
Get out the shovel and build yourself a male haven in your back yard.

[Quartermile]

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!


At least you don't get crushed aginst the tank:shit:

[Mumbles]

who would figure that this would still get comments, no one really seems to have agreed with me on this from what I can make out.... I must be the only one er? Well some nice off topic stuff to kept it going... and some of if was sh:shit:t so still sort of still on topic ...
Keep it comming ... some of you have nothing better to do at work i'm sure :innocent:

[Quartermile]

Keep it comming ... some of you have nothing better to do at work i'm sure :innocent:

Ha I'm still on holiday:blah:

[Goblin]

Asparagus makes pee smell funny! :laugh:

[Wolf]

Asparagus make pee smell funny! :laugh:
Now you know why I won't eat it!

I smell funny enough as it is

[oldrider]

Asparagus make pee smell funny! :laugh:

Very smelly and very quickly too! :yes:

[Drew]

Very smelly and very quickly too! :yes:
I used to live in Otematata, just thought I'd add that, for prosperity and all that.

[Goblin]

Now you know why I won't eat it!

I smell funny enough as it isNah you just smell like old oilskin.

[beyond]

Man, this is an old thread :)

Some days you can ride all day without the need for a pee but some days when you have to pee you just have to pee or else you'll crush the tank between your legs.

Today was one of those days. Left home at 1.30pm after finishing work and went for a quick squirt out to Kaiau and back again taking the long way home. I was bursting by the time I got to Kaiau after a rather spirited ride and man it was like talk about pee after I hit that dingy loo on the corner before the chip shop.

Then I took the long way home which became a rather quicker ride than normal as well cos I had to pee again :( :( :(

Oh, watch for new seal over the back of Bombay heading to the Hotel Duvin turnoff. They just buggered several of my favourite high speed bends :(

[Zuki Bandit]

Pee man pee, for the love of God PEE!

[oldrider]

Motorcycling, it is said, is about the journey, rather than the destination!

As you get older the journey, is all about where are the toilet stops!

Believe it, you can only get "older"! :lol: John.

[Skyryder]

Motorcycling, it is said, is about the journey, rather than the destination!

As you get older the journey, is all about where are the toilet stops!

Believe it, you can only get "older"! :lol: John.

Bingo. What would these young fuckers know about biking . It's rip shit and bust and on the corners AArrrhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Us old fuckers its rip. hold and busting.........stop............AArrrhhhrrrrrrrrrr rrrr.


Skyryder

[Grub]

Just make like an astronaut and wear a nappy

[Goblin]

Motorcycling, it is said, is about the journey, rather than the destination!

As you get older the journey, is all about where are the toilet stops!

Believe it, you can only get "older"! :lol: John.Ooooh I believe it!


Bingo. What would these young fuckers know about biking . It's rip shit and bust and on the corners AArrrhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Us old fuckers its rip. hold and busting.........stop............AArrrhhhrrrrrrrrrr rrrr.


SkyryderOkay...you old fullas go an check it out and let us know what it's like....and where all the pee stops are
:niceone:

[Wolf]

and where all the pee stops are:niceone:
For a bloke: bloody-near anywhere...

[Coldrider]

I haven't read this thread apart from this page and 1st page, jettising unwanted urine, commonly peeing as discussed, increases as the core body temperature drops. It is a natural process of our thermal heat regulatory system, not just a count of how many flat whites we've consumed to keep warm.

[klingon]

I haven't read this thread apart from this page and 1st page, jettising unwanted urine, commonly peeing as discussed, increases as the core body temperature drops. It is a natural process of our thermal heat regulatory system, not just a count of how many flat whites we've consumed to keep warm.

Fascinating! :blink:

[Matt_TG]

Man, this is an old thread :)

.... Left home at 1.30pm after finishing work and went for a quick squirt out to Kaiau and back again taking the long way home. :(

Oddly fitting for this thread :2thumbsup

[idb]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[idb]

I haven't read this thread apart from this page and 1st page, jettising unwanted urine, commonly peeing as discussed, increases as the core body temperature drops. It is a natural process of our thermal heat regulatory system, not just a count of how many flat whites we've consumed to keep warm.

You really should read this thread...it's full of information that every biker should know.

So, how does peeing assist with thermal heat regulation when it's cold...is it to stop your 'nads from freezing?

[idb]

Has there been a satisfactory conclusion to this question?
I need a pee right now....it's just lucky that I'm not on my bike but, what if I was?
I feel nervous about leaving these things to chance.
How to countersteer and wave to fellow KBers is all very well but what about the big questions?





Infraction ahoy!

[Cayman911]

isnt that what bushes are for?

[Berries]

Has there been a satisfactory conclusion to this question?
I don't suppose you can call it a thread dredge if you answer your own question can you ?

I do recall pissing myself once after I pulled to the side of the road for a slash and found out that my hands were so numb with the cold I couldn't undo the zip. Does that answer the question ? I would read the rest of the thread but I am not sure my prostate is up to it.

[idb]

I don't suppose you can call it a thread dredge if you answer your own question can you ?

I do recall pissing myself once after I pulled to the side of the road for a slash and found out that my hands were so numb with the cold I couldn't undo the zip. Does that answer the question ? I would read the rest of the thread but I am not sure my prostate is up to it.

It wasn't my thread at all but there was some great advice in it.
I'm still not satisfied that the OP was satisfactorily answered though.
I don't know, I have my way of doing things but maybe I don't have all the answers.

[Berries]

Perhaps this thread should be merged with the 'old riders' thread ?

[idb]

Perhaps this thread should be merged with the 'old riders' thread ?

Can you slide your bike 'round a 85k bend while relieving yourself - in a safe manner?
You might just find the answer in this thread.
These are universal concerns...age is not the issue.

[EJK]

2005?! This thread belongs in a museum!

[idb]

2005?! This thread belongs in a museum!

The Treaty of Waitangi was signed in 1840...it's still relevant and, like, way older than this thread.
Actually so is Justin Bieber...are you saying, like, Justin (eeeeeeeee....Juuuuustiiiinn!!) is old?

[gammaguy]

THIS IS A PISS POOR THREAD

wrong-its a poor piss thread:shutup:

[Maha]

Whats cool about threads of this age is scrolling through and seeing the names of those that were once prolific posters ....sniper/Lou/Spudchucka/Col/Ixion/McJim etc.

[nadroj]

Whats cool about threads of this age is scrolling through and seeing the names of those that were once prolific posters ....sniper/Lou/Spudchucka/Col/Ixion/McJim etc.

.....and others with leaking fawcetts!

[pritch]

Whats cool about threads of this age is scrolling through and seeing the names of those that were once prolific posters ....sniper/Lou/Spudchucka/Col/Ixion/McJim etc.

Yeah, and that selection had a lot to offer in knowledge of motorcycling.

[scumdog]

Whats cool about threads of this age is scrolling through and seeing the names of those that were once prolific posters ....sniper/Lou/Spudchucka/Col/Ixion/McJim etc.

Maybe the plethora of drongos on this site was just too much for them??:blink:

[scumdog]

How to countersteer and wave to fellow KBers is all very well but what about the big questions?





Infraction ahoy!

And as a Harley rider the waving conundrum is really bugging me...