Pissed Off

[scumdog]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally AND I dropped a pistol onto my jandal clad foot, wow that effing hurt.

Half a bottle of Bundaberg isn't helping either.

Anybody thinking of the Glenorchy? just get there, the journey alone is worth it!!!

[SARGE]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally AND I dropped a pistol onto my jandal clad foot, wow that effing hurt.



all things considered...


coulda been much worse..

i dropped a mossburg 5500 once in my pop's barn... shot 2 rounds of 00 buck into one of his horses...

[Zed]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally AND I dropped a pistol onto my jandal clad foot, wow that effing hurt.

Half a bottle of Bundaberg isn't helping either.

Anybody thinking of the Glenorchy? just get there, the journey alone is worth it!!!You're so loud and uncouth SD, and it sounds like unco-ordinated too!?

Hope life improves for you soon! :spudguita

[Virago]

You've just come back from a dream month-long holiday in the 'States, and now you want us to feel sorry for you?

Hang on, I'll find that caring face soon......:banana:

[scumdog]

You've just come back from a dream month-long holiday in the 'States, and now you want us to feel sorry for you?

Hang on, I'll find that caring face soon......:banana:

Well fuck you - YOU go to the US, buy a Thunderbird AND then miss out on the Glenorchy - and then I'll see how sorry I feeel for you!!




Just kidding but hey, I just hang out to meet other KB members!!, with a bit of luck I'll see y'all there?

[Virago]

Well fuck you - YOU go to the US, buy a Thunderbird AND then miss out on the Glenorchy - and then I'll see how sorry I feeel for you!!




Just kidding but hey, I just hang out to meet other KB members!!, with a bit of luck I'll see y'all there?
Hey as I said, just ring in sick. Or better still, volunteer for traffic duties in Central Otago that weekend!:2thumbsup

[scumdog]

Hey as I said, just ring in sick. Or better still, volunteer for traffic duties in Central Otago that weekend!:2thumbsup

Traffic duties in Central? right, if I'm lucky I'll see you in say, March or April???????

Rather see y'all in January!!!!

Ring in sick? hmm, a guy tried THAT last year, never heard of him since!!

[Waylander]

I'll put it to you this way mate, if I make it down there for this you had better sure as hell make it. Or I'll come bash your head in at work.:bash: lol.

[scumdog]

I'll put it to you this way mate, if I make it down there for this you had better sure as hell make it. Or I'll come bash your head in at work.:bash: lol.

Fuck up you whipper-snapper, there is NO way you could ever bash my head in - of course IF you don't get down here it will be ME that bashes YOUR head in!!
Welcome down here - just make sure you get here!!!

Next rally after the Glenorchy is the Woodstock (check KB for info) then the Vincent rally at Galloway on Waitangi weekend - all South Island.

[Colapop]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally AND I dropped a pistol onto my jandal clad foot, wow that effing hurt.

Half a bottle of Bundaberg isn't helping either.

Anybody thinking of the Glenorchy? just get there, the journey alone is worth it!!!

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!:shake:

At least your bike is in running order.... mutter ... grumble .... grr..

[Sniper]

One question, why did you have your pistol out after knowing you might miss the Rally?

[Colapop]

One question, why did you have your pistol out after knowing you might miss the Rally?
Is that what all Redneck Coppers do?

Dey getsta drinking, an'a fightin' den out come da guns! What more kin a fella ask fer - guns an' al-K-hol woooweee! :2thumbsup

[idb]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally......................
Well I'm definitely not going now....................

[Lou Girardin]

Lucky you didn't get a 9mm vasectomy.
Didja look down the barrel to see if it was loaded too?:blink:

[scumdog]

'S ok folks, thanks for the concern, I'm all sober now and working on a plan to get to the Glenorchy:blip:

And the pistol was in bits and didn't want to be reassembled. (ya should see my toe now - looks like I stole it off David Tua!!)

[jrandom]

Bah, I give up on you lot. Nobody's asked the *really* important question yet.

What sort of pistol was it?

[scumdog]

Bah, I give up on you lot. Nobody's asked the *really* important question yet.

What sort of pistol was it?

A Spanish one.

[marty]

posted elsewhere, but you know what they say about jandals >>>

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10351629

[White trash]

And you have a licence for said pistol don't you Mr Dog. Thought so.......

[tracyprier]

Would have to have been a Glock 17 right?... can't trust cops with seperate thumb safeties now can we ;) gotta keep it simple.


Bah, I give up on you lot. Nobody's asked the *really* important question yet.

What sort of pistol was it?

[scumdog]

Would have to have been a Glock 17 right?... can't trust cops with seperate thumb safeties now can we ;) gotta keep it simple.

Not a Glock but has no safety.
Safeties? Pah! rank right up there with the 'can't start motorbike if not in neutral' idiocy, just an inconvenience!

Just something to slow you down in a crucial moment.

[jrandom]

rank right up there with the 'can't start motorbike if not in neutral' idiocy, just an inconvenience!

Ever used the safety on a Mosin Nagant?

My 16-year-old brother-in-law is actually incapable of setting it.

Now *there's* a safety for you. Fiddly little thumb switches, pah. They don't make 'em like they used to.

[Lou Girardin]

Just something to slow you down in a crucial moment.

Thank you Wyatt Burp.

[jrandom]

Thank you Wyatt Burp.

Yee, and, if I may venture to add, Haw.

[Lou Girardin]

Does anyone else find the thought of a pissed and pissed off guy fondling a pistol slightly disturbing?
I think we should call the PCA. (Pissed Cops Anonymous)

[scumdog]

Does anyone else find the thought of a pissed and pissed off guy fondling a pistol slightly disturbing?
I think we should call the PCA. (Pissed Cops Anonymous)

Hell, people drive, ride, root, and do all sorts of shit pissed, only find it disturbing if I start mentioning about loading it :blink: (and who knows, at that stage some of you may be thinking of ducking for cover).

[Lou Girardin]

Hell, people drive, ride, root, and do all sorts of shit pissed, only find it disturbing if I start mentioning about loading it :blink: (and who knows, at that stage some of you may be thinking of ducking for cover).

You'd have to be bloody good to get me from there. World record I'd say.
G'wan copper give it your best shot.:2guns: :shit:

[scumdog]

You'd have to be bloody good to get me from there. World record I'd say.
G'wan copper give it your best shot.:2guns: :shit:

Don't sweat it guy, you're WAY down the list, in fact you didn't even make the list, - there's shitloads of arsholes to deal with first!!!:2thumbsup

[Biff]

That’s fkin great SD - So you’re a bourbon swilling, Harley riding, moustacho totting, gun wielding, jandal wearing, law hen-forcing, ham fisted, clumsy punk muffa.

Now I see why CB loves you. You're a freakin charity case!

[Lou Girardin]

You were trying to finger-twirl it back into the holster, weren't you?:doh:

[scumdog]

You were trying to finger-twirl it back into the holster, weren't you?:doh:

And it was my ankle 'back-up' holster - dang I'll have to stop doing that!!:blink: :doh:

[scumdog]

That’s fkin great SD - So you’re a bourbon swilling, Harley riding, moustacho totting, gun wielding, jandal wearing, law hen-forcing, ham fisted, clumsy punk muffa.

Now I see why CB loves you. You're a freakin charity case!

So now at least ONE other person than C.B has come to realise all my good points, when will the rest of you get to be as astute as Biff and notice them two.

BTW Biff, ya forgot to mention how I am "the belgium-cocked boy in blue" - modesty stops me from saying so myself!!'

[avgas]

was considering it....but budget dictates otherwise.
Which is a shame as i would have likes to so see my old stomping grounds in Cromwell.

[scumdog]

Wooohooo! "Good noos fat buddy! hyook hyook" (said in best Rosco P. Coltrain voice)

I have the weekend off for the Glenorchy rally, it took much chicanery so make sure the rest of you are there.

Hope to leave home in time to catch Dangerous and his motley crew at Cromwell, they'll ride on through the Kawarau Gorge and I'll attempt to keep up (on the straight bits) then we'll all stay at Q'town - and if I'm lucky we'll all be at the same place.
Saturday it is off to Glenorchy with a shit-load of magic scenery and even more twisty stuff laced with inconsiderate tourists in 'mobile chicanes' (camper vans) and savage sheep here and there - but from experience there will not be too many of 'em.

Well, looks like early 2006 is good for rides'n'rallies!!!
Woodstock is only a couple of weekends later and I have FIVE days off!!

[scumdog]

Going to meet up with Jantar on the Friday and then head to Q'town, any other random members want to team up and meet other KBers there?
idb? - we could talk guns eh?
oldtimer? need somebody to make me look young!!
any others?

[scumdog]

Yup, all going well I'll be off to Q'town this time next week (probably already be there) sharing quality time with fine people - and a bunch of Christchurch KBers too!!:woohoo:
Only the weather to worry about and we all know we can't do anythingabout THAT!!
Then off to Glenorchy in the morning after a brain re-construction session.:confused: :puke:

[miSTa]

Yup, all going well I'll be off to Q'town this time next week (probably already be there) sharing quality time with fine people - and a bunch of Christchurch KBers too!!:woohoo:

You need to be careful there Mr SD us Christchurch people are the finest of all :2guns: I'll look forward to you buying the first beer next Friday :drinknsin


Only the weather to worry about and we all know we can't do anythingabout THAT!!
Then off to Glenorchy in the morning after a brain re-construction session.:confused: :puke:

Don't need to worry about the weather - we're not in Auckland :Pokey:

[Badcat]

I'm pissed off, REALLY pissed off, I've just found out that I may miss out on the Glenorchy rally AND I dropped a pistol onto my jandal clad foot, wow that effing hurt.

Half a bottle of Bundaberg isn't helping either.

Anybody thinking of the Glenorchy? just get there, the journey alone is worth it!!!

so let's get this straight.
you're:

1 - drunk
2 - wearing jandals
3 - armed.

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