Spray on female condom

[SixPackBack]

Condom in a can WTF?
http://www.theregister.com/2005/11/21/china_liquid_condom/

[Sniper]

Now thats fucken weird, worse than KY warming liquid gel.

[SARGE]

Now thats fucken weird, worse than KY warming liquid gel.



hey lay off the KY man!!!

[snuffles]

Now thats fucken weird, worse than KY warming liquid gel.


nothing wrong with warming gel boys, need that sort of stuff as the years go on.:2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

nothing wrong with warming gel boys, need that sort of stuff as the years go on.:2thumbsup

:puke: Look its a bit too early in the morning for this type of "discussion"! :nya:

[Sniper]

nothing wrong with warming gel boys, need that sort of stuff as the years go on.:2thumbsup

Me being me with my rugged good looks and charm will never need warming or gel :blip:

[WRT]

hey lay off the KY man!!!
Need I remind you? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=307632&postcount=13)

[bugjuice]

what about if you spray it in your mouth?
could have some fun with this..

[SARGE]

what about if you spray it in your mouth?
could have some fun with this..


nacho cheese flavored?...Cajun spice? ( salt and vinagar would make me think she's hiding something down there ..)

[bugjuice]

some topping for the fluffy tacho?

just thinking of other 'stuff in a can'.. hate to get it mixed up in the dark, bounding around in the glove box of the car in the heat of the passion, and grab the 'quick-tyre-fix' can..

[SARGE]

some topping for the fluffy tacho?

just thinking of other 'stuff in a can'.. hate to get it mixed up in the dark, bounding around in the glove box of the car in the heat of the passion, and grab the 'quick-tyre-fix' can..


or the muscle rub cream..

nothing stops passion faster than setting the boys on fire with tiger balm

[Colapop]

..Condom in a can WTF...

Always thought that pregnancy deterrent in a can was called Mace?

[oldrider]

some topping for the fluffy tacho?

just thinking of other 'stuff in a can'.. hate to get it mixed up in the dark, bounding around in the glove box of the car in the heat of the passion, and grab the 'quick-tyre-fix' can..
My imagination has gone into wild overdrive. YIKES!!:doh:

[pyrocam]

customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces. Making whether it actually works or not a somewhat moot point

hahaha

good find. what a cool name... i mean... for a condom.

[Sniper]

Always thought that pregnancy deterrent in a can was called Mace?

Is that why black men always cry after sex?

PT

[Karma]

Always thought that pregnancy deterrent in a can was called Mace?

Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.

[Colapop]

Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.
Mace or pregnancy??!!!??

[Storm]

Is that why black men always cry after sex?

Yah might want to add PT in there mate, this isnt Seth Afrika. The locals get excited about those jokes sometimes

[Sniper]

Yah might want to add PT in there mate, this isnt Seth Afrika. The locals get excited about those jokes sometimes

Cheers mate. You think they get excited about that. Wait until I start mentioning land ownership and my veiws.

[Karma]

Mace or pregnancy??!!!??


I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.

This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy. :(

[Storm]

Only ever had one failure- happened about 2005 years ago, so I reckon we can discard that one :D

[**R1**]

I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.

This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy. :(yeah but i would consider RSI worse than having kids......

[Karma]

yeah but i would consider RSI worse than having kids......

Hmm... good point. But pron is cheaper! And only requires a limited cleanup afterwards...

[Colapop]

I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.
This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy. :(

I've found the best way to avoid being pregnant is to not be a female - It's worked for me so far!

[ManDownUnder]

Cheers mate. You think they get excited about that. Wait until I start mentioning land ownership and my veiws.

Go for it - just gimme 10 mins to get some pop corn

[avgas]

I wonder if it is just whipped cream????

[Skyryder]

So what happens when the can runs dry? Do the girls go and buy a refill or do they tell the guys to go and play with themselves.:thud: :thud:

Skyryder

[oldrider]

I've found the best way to avoid being pregnant is to not be a female - It's worked for me so far!
Clever comment and your new avatar is really clever and funny too. Cheers John.

[Indiana_Jones]

that's very well in all, but do they have a male version for pyro and myself? :blip:

edit: Gaylander might need some :)

-Indy

[SARGE]

that's very well in all, but do they have a male version for pyro and myself? :blip:

-Indy


same stuff nancy... you just administer it anally

[Karma]

same stuff nancy... you just administer it anally

Sounding dangerously like the voice of experience there Sarge :blink:

[SARGE]

Sounding dangerously like the voice of experience there Sarge :blink:



yea .. i used that green tire goo on Indy last time..worked a treat until the gerbil ate through it and escaped.. he was last seen heading for the stomach area..

[pyrocam]

indy, as i keep reassuring you. you can get pregnant from that

[bugjuice]

there's 'going down hill', then there's 'dropping off a cliff'..
then there's the 'Spray on female condom' thread...

[pyrocam]

there's 'going down hill', then there's 'dropping off a cliff'..
then there's the 'Spray on female condom' thread...

*waves to buggy from the bottom of the eternal aybss* :spudwave:

[The_Dover]

Aww, come on buggy.

Pyro sodomising Indy is as natural as the offspring of Chernobyl and equally as beautiful...........

[bugjuice]

well it had a good start to it.. was all hetro stuff, chicks un... chicks.. and more chicks.. uses, funny scenarios..
and now it's just indy gettin his jollys. I had a problem with the camel toe thread, in that spending too much time in there, I couldn't leave me seat from under my desk. Now I read this and get completely floppyized, and realise there's more to life

[pyrocam]

well it had a good start to it.. was all hetro stuff, chicks un... chicks.. and more chicks.. uses, funny scenarios..
and now it's just indy gettin his jollys. I had a problem with the camel toe thread, in that spending too much time in there, I couldn't leave me seat from under my desk. Now I read this and get completely floppyized, and realise there's more to life

I was refering to going on rides. what were you thinking about? I dont read what indy posts, it always somehow insinuates my involvement in his homo-erotic fantasies.

[Ixion]

Only ever had one failure- happened about 2005 years ago, so I reckon we can discard that one :D

Yeah, but look at the trouble that one's caused ever since!:lol: