Camel toe. Is it all it's cracked up to be?

[heavenly.talker]

Just saw a thread that brought up camel toe.
Hmmmmm me thought's to myself...
that is a good topic for a poll!

So fella's and girls...don't hold back...
what do you really think?

[Str8 Jacket]

hmm I dunno about anyone else, but I find the title of this thread slightly disturbing.... camel toe and crack?.... :lol:

[MrMelon]

That wasn't camel toe in that pic. It was camel hoof! :blip:

[bugjuice]

if it's on a hotty, I wanna see it!!!!!!
ermmmmm.. can we have some examples for those who aren't sure? How about a show of KB camel toe?

[ManDownUnder]

They are HIGHLY situational.

On the right person it's just gorgeous...

On the wrong person it's enough to put me off my food (and that takes some doing)

On a relative it's visual incest (commited against me)...

[Str8 Jacket]

That wasn't camel toe in that pic. It was camel hoof! :blip:

giggity giggity! :rofl:

[heavenly.talker]

if it's on a hotty, I wanna see it!!!!!!
ermmmmm.. can we have some examples for those who aren't sure? How about a show of KB camel toe?


You first buggy :blip: :blip: :lol: :lol:


P.S. Don't forget to vote in the poll!

[bugjuice]

On a relative it's visual incest (commited against me)...
so is that good or bad? just wanna check

[SARGE]

if it's on a hotty, I wanna see it!!!!!!
ermmmmm.. can we have some examples for those who aren't sure? How about a show of KB camel toe?



seconded.. mr Speaker..bring the chambers to order..

[bugjuice]

You first buggy :blip: :blip: :lol: :lol:


P.S. Don't forget to vote in the poll!
already voted..
I don't have a camel toe tho, I have a camel wong..

[Colapop]

Cameltoe not nice.

Does my fat look arse in this? It's not the jeans that make your arse look fat.
(Just to plagurise a couple of sigs from users here)

See attached and decide for yourself.....

[Yokai]

It's gotta be uncomfortable, no? But then, if it's on a swimsuit or possibly a volleyball player (Gabrielle Reese comes to mind......


Ummm where was I? Oh yeah. I had a conversation about sexual offenders with a probation officer back in the UK (She now counsels sex offenders), and apparently there is a high correlation between the camel toe fetishists and paedophiles.

[judgeshock]

Camel toes great mmmmmmmm. Nearly the money shot but not quite.:lol:

[ManDownUnder]

It's gotta be uncomfortable, no? But then, if it's on a swimsuit or possibly a volleyball player (Gabrielle Reese comes to mind......


Ummm where was I? Oh yeah. I had a conversation about sexual offenders with a probation officer back in the UK (She now counsels sex offenders), and apparently there is a high correlation between the camel toe fetishists and paedophiles.

Similarly there's a higher correlation between kinda and primary school teachers and paedophiles...

I know what you're saying but "higher" could mean anything "more than .005%"

now - back to the topic in the pic... why not get the kb ladies - paint on some pants and be done...?

[ManDownUnder]

so is that good or bad? just wanna check

for me bad... for you - I think you'd love it...

[The Stranger]

So own up.
Who was it doesn't know what a Camel Toe is?
Bet they do now.
isn't this site great, they have been wandering around in the dark for so long and are now enlightened.

[Sniper]

I might need a few pictures to refresh my memory. Hot camel toes only please, so buggy, no cracks.......

[bugjuice]

I might need a few pictures to refresh my memory. Hot camel toes only please, so buggy, no cracks.......
har har bloody har har..
reading between the lines, are you the one in five..?

I think there's enough chicks around to show some.. There's a few I'd love to ask, but I'd rather keep my balls/head/life roughly as it is for now..

[Sniper]

I wish I had some of the chicks in the office willing to show camel toes.

EDIT: They don't like being asked.

[bugjuice]

i found that..
wish i knew why.
if you have it, flaunt it i say

[HDTboy]

I think there's enough chicks around to show some.. There's a few I'd love to ask, but I'd rather keep my balls/head/life roughly as it is for now..
You point them out, I'll ask. I reckon I can run faster than you

[Sniper]

You point them out, I'll ask. I reckon I can run faster than you

Don't ask, trust me, it hurts and I can her their plots for revenge. Pity they are too scared to do shit about it.

[bugjuice]

You point them out, I'll ask. I reckon I can run faster than you
may be I don't want to run..

[_Gina_]

Cameltoe not nice.

Does my fat look arse in this? It's not the jeans that make your arse look fat.
(Just to plagurise a couple of sigs from users here)

See attached and decide for yourself.....
Seriously.....
It is not a good look? Is it??

All I can think of looking at that is, OMG that's where the testies would have gone should she have been a boy.

YUK!

[Colapop]

Seriously.....
It is not a good look? Is it??

All I can think of looking at that is, OMG that's where the testies would have gone should she have been a boy.

YUK!

Just looks like nuts without knob. Now cleavage busting out on the hand/s is totally more acceptable.

[ManDownUnder]

Seriously.....
It is not a good look? Is it??

All I can think of looking at that is, OMG that's where the testies would have gone should she have been a boy.

YUK!

Alternately - you could say it's where the testes will go when she meets a boy... it's all just a matter of perspective...

[oldrider]

So own up.
Who was it doesn't know what a Camel Toe is?
Bet they do now.
isn't this site great, they have been wandering around in the dark for so long and are now enlightened.
OK I'm one of the 2. What a lot of fuss about f--k,all.
I thought it was something new that I didn't know about!
Gees at 66 I don't think thats going to happen any more! Damn. Damn. Damn.
Done a course in most things, they just keep using new names to confuse us oldies. :doh: Cheers John.

[bugjuice]

some images of said camel toe, for those who are wanting to know.. (http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=camel+toe&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)
go on, you know you want to click it..

[_Gina_]

Alternately - you could say it's where the testes will go when she meets a boy... it's all just a matter of perspective...
You mean when the testes go from being outies to innies?

[ManDownUnder]

You mean when the testes go from being outies to innies?

no I mean when the toad goes diving into the hole - the best his two mates can do is knock (aka slap...) on the door. They're both nuts of course....

[ManDownUnder]

some images of said camel toe, for those who are wanting to know.. (http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=camel+toe&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)
go on, you know you want to click it..

Care to chuck an NSFW warning in there?

Oh - and thoroughly enjoyable.... errrm enlightening... yeah enlightening...

[Sniper]

some images of said camel toe, for those who are wanting to know.. (http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=camel+toe&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)
go on, you know you want to click it..

Legend.......

[_Gina_]

no I mean when the toad goes diving into the hole - the best his two mates can do is knock (aka slap...) on the door. They're both nuts of course....
LOL

I think you will find that they wouldn't be slapping on the camel toe, not unless they were up inside? Dunno, just how I imagine (feel) it.....

[bugjuice]

Legend.......
no problem..
we need to find the dude who owns this, and either donate a bit, or beat his brains in
http://www.cameltoerater.com/

[Sniper]

I vote the beating the brains in part! Then stealing his website.

[ManDownUnder]

LOL

I think you will find that they wouldn't be slapping on the camel toe, not unless they were up inside? Dunno, just how I imagine (feel) it.....

I think we need to settle this... we need proof..

How could we do that I wonder... yup...I wonder - how could that ever be achieved :whistle:

[bugjuice]

I think we need to settle this... we need proof..

How could we do that I wonder... yup...I wonder - how could that ever be achieved :whistle:
she's in auckland, we could just pop round later.. ;)

[ManDownUnder]

she's in auckland, we could just pop round later.. ;)

Do we mention the spitroast now or later - I forgot the plan...

[Sniper]

Can I come?

[bugjuice]

Can I come?
dirty dirty boy..

mdu, after.. same with the shocker too

[_Gina_]

Have I got the deal for you three.......
I hope you are open minded.....

[ManDownUnder]

Have I got the deal for you three.......
I hope you are open minded.....

If it involves touching another bloke... no...

General assistance is fine...

[judgeshock]

Wow i wish i could be number four, i'm open minded:lol:, but no touching other guys

[T.W.R]

Tracked down a very rare Kirk Douglas Camel toe & a MMM! a camel toe from a better angle

[bugjuice]

he's got a hole in his head.. and you'd be doing his neck.. not really a good thing.
great camel toe tho, but I don't know if that counts, cos I thought camel toe is to see it thru clothing..?? That's just plain pussy.. Which begs the question, are they calling Kirk a pussy? or pussy chin? or fuck-face?

[judgeshock]

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Found these two fantastic examples :lol:

[bugjuice]

first one - :niceone: top
second one - handy for lighting farts

[judgeshock]

first one - :niceone: top
second one - handy for lighting farts

Have to agree ,:lol: if you want anything char grilled just put it by her ass and light.

[T.W.R]

he's got a hole in his head.. and you'd be doing his neck.. not really a good thing.
great camel toe tho, but I don't know if that counts, cos I thought camel toe is to see it thru clothing..?? That's just plain pussy.. Which begs the question, are they calling Kirk a pussy? or pussy chin? or fuck-face?

LMAO, tickle his chin & see what happens LOLS!

[Sniper]

Im open minded, but I wont touch another bloke unless it involves my fist and their face. I don't mind hugs though.

[bugjuice]

LMAO, tickle his chin & see what happens LOLS!
it's when you put your finger between the lips and wiggle them back and forth fast, like a rasberry that really gets things going.. why is there no word for that? :bleh:

[judgeshock]

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Ah the beauty of it all :rockon:

[T.W.R]

the interactive camel toe (anti-stress mouse)

& bootie shake

( argh! that ain't good ) their breaking up

[bugjuice]

fuck, not really something i should be flicking thru at work.. I need to get something from the printer, and I really shouldn't stand up right now..

[Biff]

GUYS PLEASE!!

A NOT WORK SAFE note or ticking the appropriate box would be helpful!

I try to keep the fact I'm a perv from my co-workers.

Ta.

Now, where is that box of tissues?

[Sniper]

You are able to keep that a secret???

Now wheres my file of the sexy talk between lindsay lohan and paris hilton??

[wendigo]

So own up.
Who was it doesn't know what a Camel Toe is?
Bet they do now.
isn't this site great, they have been wandering around in the dark for so long and are now enlightened.

I am enlightened.... I admit six hours ago I thought a 'camel toe' referred simply to something on the end of a particularly cantankerous mammal's foot.

Now I've discovered a new fetish. Happy daze...

[Sniper]

I found one to excite the errrr, stranger ones in our group.

[judgeshock]

GUYS PLEASE!!

A NOT WORK SAFE note or ticking the appropriate box would be helpful!

I try to keep the fact I'm a perv from my co-workers.

Ta.

Now, where is that box of tissues?

Sorry Biff i didnt know how to make them r rated images:whistle:

[wendigo]

I found one to excite the errrr, stranger ones in our group.

Thank you. Nothin like a short, sharp, shock to cure one of any dubious tendencies....

[Biff]

Sorry Biff i didnt know how to make them r rated images:whistle:

That's ok mate.
When you upload the photo, then close down the upload screen, you'll see a check box next to the Manage Attachments option. Ticking this enables the the R rating thingamajig.

[Rainbow Wizard]

Saving grace is those pouches probably don't contain testicles! :rockon: Nah, that's rockOFF !


Cameltoe not nice.

Does my fat look arse in this? It's not the jeans that make your arse look fat.
(Just to plagurise a couple of sigs from users here)

See attached and decide for yourself.....

[scumdog]

GUYS PLEASE!!

A NOT WORK SAFE note or ticking the appropriate box would be helpful!

I try to keep the fact I'm a perv from my co-workers.

Ta.



Yeah right!! A bit effing late for THAT me old china!!:lol:

[scumdog]

Just saw a thread that brought up camel toe.
Hmmmmm me thought's to myself...
that is a good topic for a poll!

So fella's and girls...don't hold back...
what do you really think?

Moose-toe in Canada, seems they don't have too many camels in that part of the world...

[Swoop]

For those who lack "the toe" there is now a handy-dandy DIY kit.:blip:

[oldrider]

For those who lack "the toe" there is now a handy-dandy DIY kit.:blip:
Priceless now I know what Mrs O/R is getting for Xmass. John.

[merv]

Here's a couple more from Bikini-Dare.

[John Banks]

The first I ever heard of camel-toe was this (http://myuseless-info.com/f9_pic72.jpg), hence my dry-retching at the mention of this thread.

[scumdog]

The first I ever heard of camel-toe was this (http://myuseless-info.com/f9_pic72.jpg), hence my dry-retching at the mention of this thread.

Hey! which KBer is this? and what does he ride???

[heavenly.talker]

The first I ever heard of camel-toe was this (http://myuseless-info.com/f9_pic72.jpg), hence my dry-retching at the mention of this thread.


In my book all camel toes are wrong...(sorry guys but they are just nasty in 99% of cases) however this somehow seems even more wrong!!!!
Elvis needs to leave the building!:nono:

[Rainbow Wizard]

http://i.nzdating.com/nd/q/p/l/b/q/l/w5u6olqb.jPG
Waddayamean too short?!!!

[froggyfrenchman]

Sittn on the fence on this one

(the missis is a kber!)

[MSTRS]

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

[Colapop]

Rather than a new thread it's a dredge up from the past....

I found this addition to the previously posted crop

[Str8 Jacket]

Arrgh!!! Ouch!! Better censor it, cause it aint worksafe though...

[Colapop]

I clicked on the censor thingy but it still appears to me as being uncensored - Did I done it right?

[Sniper]

That's ok mate.
When you upload the photo, then close down the upload screen, you'll see a check box next to the Manage Attachments option. Ticking this enables the the R rating thingamajig.

[Colapop]

Yeah I did that but is it censored for you? Coz it aint for me...:scratch:

[MSTRS]

Your PC must also be set to display or 'hide' censored images

[Fishy]

Rather than a new thread it's a dredge up from the past....

I found this addition to the previously posted crop

Oh very nice!.

[Krusti]

They look good on camels.......

[Fishy]

How about these ones?...

[SpankMe]

because it's the same URL for censored and uncensored thumbs, your PC will be displaying the cached image. So you will need to do a refresh.

[Colapop]

Okee dokee...

[Fishy]

This thread seems to have died suddenly......

[marty]

i would have though a thread on camel toe would obviously not be work safe, regardless of the images....

[erik]

What do you mean not work safe? The photo has been blurred! :scratch: ;)

[Lazy7]

this should keep you guys clued up on what camel toe looks like. no point making snap judgements without first throughly researching the subject!

http://www.cameltoe.org/womens.html

could or could not be safe for work (guys with overbearing partners) to view.

[WRT]

You guys are all on drugs!

[naughtygirl]

Eww they are jst YUCK!! *terrible mental images!*

[bugjuice]

You guys are all on drugs!
i bet he want's to be lickin 'em..

[oldrider]

Gettin older by the day :crybaby: but have to confess, I am a closet camel toe admirer. :shit: :love: :sleep: Damn! John.

[Colapop]

Buggy please don't be lickin' camels toes! Camel-toe on the other hand is ok...

[erik]

You guys are all on drugs!
:killingme :niceone:

[scumdog]

Gettin older by the day :crybaby: but have to confess, I am a closet camel toe admirer. :shit: :love: :sleep: Damn! John.

Hopefully my interest in cameltoes will be just as keen as yours when I get to your age!:spudbooge :2thumbsup

[heavenly.talker]

Yeeze...will this thread ever die ?
lol

[bugjuice]

never!!!!!
and I've got a clip/song to upload to the thread too, but I'm almost out of bandwidth, so I'll have to upload it in a few days..

[Fishy]

I also have the camel toe video song but the file seems to be too big to upload.

Farken funny video!.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeeze...will this thread ever die ?
lol

WHOA - hold on there...

You're asking the impossible... guys will stop talking about camel toes when... well... nope - can't think of anything that'll take THAT long!

[scobby snacks]

http://www.misterpoll.com/results.mpl?id=2958006277 take a look could be another way to score!

[Goblin]

:shit: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ukbandit]

Cameltoe not nice.

Does my fat look arse in this? It's not the jeans that make your arse look fat.
(Just to plagurise a couple of sigs from users here)

See attached and decide for yourself.....
geeezzzzeeee that one has got more flaps than a jumbo jet!!:spudgrr: better strap a board across your arse in case you fall in :killingme :laugh:

[Karma]

MMmmm... camel toe

[007XY]

:yes: you can recycle as much as you like..
Rather than a new thread it's a dredge up from the past....

I found this addition to the previously posted crop

[Dilligaf]

Camel toe is not all it's cracked up to be - for females anyway
:sick:

[Number One]

The first I ever heard of camel-toe was this (http://myuseless-info.com/f9_pic72.jpg), hence my dry-retching at the mention of this thread.

I think the technical term for that is actually "saddle bags" :whistle:

[flyingcrocodile46]

Where the hell is a farrier when ya need one?

Baby Camel toe
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/VL.jpg

Lop sided Camel toe
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/VM.jpg

Whoops... Something stuck between the camels toes?
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/C__Temp_BuffDaddy.jpg

Well balance Camel toe
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/BESTBIKI.jpg

No camel toes here
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/image5.jpg

Damn hoof rot
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/notsocute.jpg

[Coyote]

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You're a bad man

[Number One]

No camel toes here
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/flyingcrocodile46/image5.jpg



ROFL - that is great! moooo

[Sully60]

ROFL - that is great! moooo

The really strange thing about that picture is that they have hooves on their fore legs and feet on their hind legs, that makes them seem really strange to me!

[Number One]

The really strange thing about that picture is that they have hooves on their fore legs and feet on their hind legs, that makes them seem really strange to me!

You are just too bloody clever you are! I didn't even notice that I was too busy looking at their udders :buggerd:

[merv]

About time I added another one to this thread.

[merv]

Here's another new set - I like the swimsuits the Bikini-dare girls are wearing these days.

[Number One]

Here's another new set - I like the swimsuits the Bikini-dare girls are wearing these days.
Crikey Merv settle down lad :lol: