Mini Chopper outruns the Police

[Harry33]

I was just travelling along Great South Road,near Manurewa and saw a Mini chopper (toy) going like a bat out of hell along the footpath. A cop car was travelling the other way, did a u-turn light flashing the whole deal. I thought nothing of it. Went to the bank did my thing and expected to see the cop writing out a ticket on my way back. I was only in the bank for two minutes.

On my way back didn't see no cop car, went to the lotto shop and on the way out I saw the bike pulling out of a side street. The rider looking everywhere. I guess he did a runner. He wins this time.

The bike had no number plate. The rider was wearing jeans, singlet shirt and one of those german styled helmets.:bash:

Pretty ballsy but I guess it still gives bikers a bad name.

[Sniper]

Hahaha, the cops will never let that down. Beaten by a retard on a minibike. Although, they might not have even been after him, he may have just been spooked.

[dawnrazor]

I was just travelling along Great South Road,near Manurewa and saw a Mini chopper (toy) going like a bat out of hell along the footpath. A cop car was travelling the other way, did a u-turn light flashing the whole deal. I thought nothing of it. Went to the bank did my thing and expected to see the cop writing out a ticket on my way back. I was only in the bank for two minutes.

On my way back didn't see no cop car, went to the lotto shop and on the way out I saw the bike pulling out of a side street. The rider looking everywhere. I guess he did a runner. He wins this time.

The bike had no number plate. The rider was wearing jeans, singlet shirt and one of those german styled helmets.:bash:

Pretty ballsy but I guess it still gives bikers a bad name.

I've said it before and i'll say it again the typical minichopper rider has the riding skills of a lobotimised monkey and the road sense of a possum. This case just highlights the inefficiencies of the police unfortunately.

[Bartman10]

Where was WT this morning?

[Sniper]

Two sides to every story guys. He may not have done a runner. Just got spooked by the cops going to a call out and thought they were after him.

[Mattyc]

I've said it before and i'll say it again the typical minichopper rider has the riding skills of a lobotimised monkey and the road sense of a possum. This case just highlights the inefficiencies of the police unfortunately.

AMEN a majority of mini chopper riders are fucktards riding 110cc bikes on a moped license, screwing with the loopholes in the law and giving real bikers a bad name, i have this guy who lives down the road, who tear's up and down the street all night and turn's around outside my house (tis a reasonably busy street) I rang the cops after a few weeks of him driving me insane, they couldnt do jack unless i knew where he lived, so next time i will be ready for him with a 450fps paintball gun, when i hear him on his first lap i will go hide in the bushes and shoot the prick in his helmetless head !! SCREW YOU

on the other hand i know a couple of guys who have legal mini choppers and ride them responsibly, the prospect of them moving to a real bike is quite high

I still think the coppers need to crackdown on these fools before they push ACC levi's and screw the law tighter for the rest of us

[judgeshock]

He should have run the fucker over that would have sorted it.:lol:

[2much]

Haha, I saw some fool try to do a runner from the cops on one of those minichoppers a couple of months ago. Was sitting outside a pub on Pakaranga road. He came down the hill in the left lane and a cop passed him heading the other way. Cop did a U turn with lights and siren going and this idiot tried to duck into Highland park. Didn't get far tho.... finished my beer and walked back to my bike to see the cop had him outside the movie theatre. Couldn't stop laughing as I rode past, bet the cop was laughing too...... what a dick.

[Harry33]

Where was WT this morning?


It was just before the Alfriston, Weymouth intersection around 9am this morning

[crashe]

Where was WT this morning?

Hey lets not blame everything on White Trash... the poor lad.

He aint got a mini-chopper... I don't think he likes the mini-chopper.

He owns a MINI-MOTO bike... and they are smaller than the mini-chopper.

[Xtat1k]

damn thats funny, those bikes are so gay

[Nitzer]

I see that dude nearly every day, quite often he rides around at night with no headlights on

[Ivan]

AMEN a majority of mini chopper riders are fucktards riding 110cc bikes on a moped license, screwing with the loopholes in the law and giving real bikers a bad name, i have this guy who lives down the road, who tear's up and down the street all night and turn's around outside my house (tis a reasonably busy street) I rang the cops after a few weeks of him driving me insane, they couldnt do jack unless i knew where he lived, so next time i will be ready for him with a 450fps paintball gun, when i hear him on his first lap i will go hide in the bushes and shoot the prick in his helmetless head !! SCREW YOU

on the other hand i know a couple of guys who have legal mini choppers and ride them responsibly, the prospect of them moving to a real bike is quite high

I still think the coppers need to crackdown on these fools before they push ACC levi's and screw the law tighter for the rest of us

that man deserves a db shoot him good

[nudemetalz]

Try and get some "before" and "after" photos of your shooting too, Ivan.
We could all do with a laugh here !!!

[crashe]

I see that dude nearly every day, quite often he rides around at night with no headlights on

We got one that rides around the Glendene area a lot at night time as well...
Push bike light and it has no lights at all on the back at all.
Has a illegal rego plate on the back.

So gawd help him when someone hits him from the rear...
"oh but I never saw him"

BAN them I say.... they are so damned dangerous.

[Deano]

Well if you would like to show me how to chase a machine that can quite easily out run me in traffic as it can fit between traffic, between buildings and under trucks then your more than welcome to come to auckland central and instruct me when im out;

Get your boss to provide you with a full Police replica mini moto. (seen the latest Ghost Rider ?)

Or stop eating those doughnuts, get fit, get out of the car and chase him down on foot. (PT)

[Mattyc]

DEATH TO MINICHOPPERS

they need to crack down on the Fob's who sell them, knowingly that the will be used illegally on the road, and wont be registered

a majority of them are 110cc which breaks the 50cc/2kw moped law
they are tricky tho (as they come from the land of the counterfeit, China) and they have 49cc on the casting

[Coyote]

Hahaha, the cops will never let that down. Beaten by a retard on a minibike. Although, they might not have even been after him, he may have just been spooked.
That got me thinking. If a squad car is on its way to a crime in progress (for example) and it catches a person speeding on the radar, does the quota take priority?

[dawnrazor]

Well if you would like to show me how to chase a machine that can quite easily out run me in traffic as it can fit between traffic, between buildings and under trucks then your more than welcome to come to auckland central and instruct me when im out;not to mention he has no plate so we have no way of tracking him and also considering we only have one chopper for the greater auckland area to look for him i dont see what more we can do to lessen our " inefficiencies" lol!!
well that was sorta my point

[gamgee]

who here knew you're not actually allowed to ride an sj50 on your car licence alone? - they are over 2kw

[HenryDorsetCase]

The Honda Dream 50R that I intend to buy (at some time) will be registered as a moped... damn sight cooler than a mini chopper (all that says to me is "oooh I watch too much bad TV and have no critical faculties")

the dream 50 makes a staggering 7PS.

[Skyryder]

I was just travelling along Great South Road,near Manurewa and saw a Mini chopper (toy) going like a bat out of hell along the footpath. A cop car was travelling the other way, did a u-turn light flashing the whole deal. I thought nothing of it. Went to the bank did my thing and expected to see the cop writing out a ticket on my way back. I was only in the bank for two minutes.

On my way back didn't see no cop car, went to the lotto shop and on the way out I saw the bike pulling out of a side street. The rider looking everywhere. I guess he did a runner. He wins this time.

The bike had no number plate. The rider was wearing jeans, singlet shirt and one of those german styled helmets.:bash:

Pretty ballsy but I guess it still gives bikers a bad name.


Yea and some little kiddy comes runiing out of his gate and gets clobbered. Go the coppers on this one.

Skyryder

[Harry33]

Yea and some little kiddy comes runiing out of his gate and gets clobbered. Go the coppers on this one.

Skyryder

I should clarify..When I mean ballsy, I was thinking more about the fact that he was doing a runner. I would never do that, so you can call me a pussy. I didn't really take into consideration anyone getting run down or run into by the idiot.
So maybe ballsy wasn't a good call.

[ducatilover]

Well if you would like to show me how to chase a machine that can quite easily out run me in traffic as it can fit between traffic, between buildings and under trucks then your more than welcome to come to auckland central and instruct me when im out;not to mention he has no plate so we have no way of tracking him and also considering we only have one chopper for the greater auckland area to look for him i dont see what more we can do to lessen our " inefficiencies" lol!!
get out and run after the prick, throw stones...etc.:lol:

[Mattyc]

on the topic of fifty's

the badest 50 of all time i reckon is the gas gas super motard 50, about 6 grand i think, mt eden had one a while back, 6 speed, bix expansion chamber and i think they may have even been full reed induction, not sure about if they had exhaust powervalve

[Drunken Monkey]

BAN them I say.... they are so damned dangerous.

Yeah, that's it. Ban them. Because the government isn't meddling in our lives enough at the moment. That's the answer for everything - if it's even remotely fun, contraband it. Prohibition rules! {/sarcasm}

[SARGE]

who here knew you're not actually allowed to ride an sj50 on your car licence alone? - they are over 2kw



yes you are..2 kw power when they come out of the crate..they are restricted from Suzuki..legally, i have to sell them that way.. deristricted models run a bit faster and its not that hard to do

[Xtat1k]

they look like they could be a blast on the grass or something but not on the road, i frequently see those little things on the footpath, makes u wanna put a stick in the spokes lol.

[Lou Girardin]

The Honda Dream 50R that I intend to buy (at some time) will be registered as a moped... damn sight cooler than a mini chopper (all that says to me is "oooh I watch too much bad TV and have no critical faculties")

the dream 50 makes a staggering 7PS.

You won't have a choice. The importer does the MR2A and that governs what it's first registered as. Sorry.

[tracyprier]

Yeah I've spotted him a few times myself... always followed by me shaking my head and muttering some totally derogatory comment.

And guys, can we PLEASE not refer to these things as bikes, that gives them some kind of legitimacy... they are toys...or something but not bikes.

Yeah, the German helmet... Seig Heil mate.... you cloth eared, slack-jawed, swivel-eyed inbred.

[skidMark]

You won't have a choice. The importer does the MR2A and that governs what it's first registered as. Sorry.

alot of mini choppers...mine for example is registered as vin exempt...it has no vin number and i went up filled out the form they gave me a plate and said have a nice day basically ...so easy for people to do it ...

sad to see everyone hates them so much though....

im feeling rejected by fellow bikers lol

ill get a big bike soon when im rich i promise



"maybe god wants me to know what it's like to be poor before he makes me rich. ok god ive got the message "

[Lou Girardin]

alot of mini choppers...mine for example is registered as vin exempt...it has no vin number and i went up filled out the form they gave me a plate and said have a nice day basically ...so easy for people to do it ...

"

Correct, my mistake.
Enjoy them while you can, there are murmurings of closing loopholes and making ownership a bit more difficult.
I see that even drug lords are using them now.

[gamgee]

yes you are..2 kw power when they come out of the crate..they are restricted from Suzuki..legally, i have to sell them that way.. deristricted models run a bit faster and its not that hard to do

oh ok, didn't realise that, just read the vin plate thing on my old one which was apparently something like 2.3Kw did 70 on the flat which wasn't too bad for a weee fiddy 90 down stuart st when i was late for work

[skidMark]

Correct, my mistake.
Enjoy them while you can, there are murmurings of closing loopholes and making ownership a bit more difficult.
I see that even drug lords are using them now.

ahahaha and thats ones the exact same model as mine too

just in silver :P

[scumdog]

oh ok, didn't realise that, just read the vin plate thing on my old one which was apparently something like 2.3Kw did 70 on the flat which wasn't too bad for a weee fiddy 90 down stuart st when i was late for work

Loved to have been there if a bus had pulled out of a side street on front of you, ya would have been 'late' for work then!!

[NC]

Well if you would like to show me how to chase a machine that can quite easily out run me in traffic as it can fit between traffic, between buildings and under trucks then your more than welcome to come to auckland central and instruct me when im out;not to mention he has no plate so we have no way of tracking him and also considering we only have one chopper for the greater auckland area to look for him i dont see what more we can do to lessen our " inefficiencies" lol!!
Ben? Is that you?

[Bonez]

a majority of them are 110cc which breaks the 50cc/2kw moped law
they are tricky tho (as they come from the land of the counterfeit, China) and they have 49cc on the castingThanks for that. Will make a good replacement engine for the C50. :2thumbsup The worlds greatest motorcycle you know. It rego'd as a m/c, but on hold and gathering cobwebs in the garden shed. Are those engines 12v or 6?

[Zed]

Pretty ballsy but I guess it still gives bikers a bad name.Lol, he was dressed just how I would imagine, and the german helmet to top off his rebellion was the finishing touch...he got away this time!

I suppose these 'toys' have a right to be ridden, but not on public roads or footpaths, they are too low and don't have safe vision ahead when behind other larger motor vehicles...the law is an ass.

[Zed]

He owns a MINI-MOTO bike... and they are smaller than the mini-chopper.Aha, but they are both "mini" bikes and the general populous probably doesn't differentiate between the two types....sooooo, it could well have been Jimmy! Maybe he caught an early flight down there? :lol:

[Zed]

sad to see everyone hates them so much though....

im feeling rejected by fellow bikers lolEasy fix Mark - delete the minibike from your KB profile and none of us will know you own one! :bleh: :msn-wink:

[gamgee]

Loved to have been there if a bus had pulled out of a side street on front of you, ya would have been 'late' for work then!!
i'm not that stupid, it was in the section just afrer the highgate bridge where there are no side streets, and you woulda been laughing too the speedo was maxed out haha :lol: so 90 is just an estimate

[pritch]

Yeah, that's it. Ban them. Because the government isn't meddling in our lives enough at the moment. That's the answer for everything - if it's even remotely fun, contraband it. Prohibition rules! {/sarcasm}

I'll second that.

The guys who ride these things will probably ultimately get heat focussed on us, but there are already too many people who get agitated as soon as someone starts having fun.

It's not as if you could trust the politicians to make a law that differentiated between mini bikes and normal bikes.

We have more than enough laws now thanks.

[Macktheknife]

Get your boss to provide you with a full Police replica mini moto. (seen the latest Ghost Rider ?)
(PT)

If you really want to get the bastards....
Get a 'police special'minimoto bike and stick it in the boot, whenever you see another one you can just jump out and get on that, they wont get away from you then! lol
I can just see it now.... :blip:

[skidMark]

Thanks for that. Will make a good replacement engine for the C50. :2thumbsup The worlds greatest motorcycle you know. It rego'd as a m/c, but on hold and gathering cobwebs in the garden shed. Are those engines 12v or 6?


12 volt mate they will set you back about 650 bucks though :mellow:

[iwilde]

Well if you would like to show me how to chase a machine that can quite easily out run me in traffic as it can fit between traffic, between buildings and under trucks then your more than welcome to come to auckland central and instruct me when im out;not to mention he has no plate so we have no way of tracking him and also considering we only have one chopper for the greater auckland area to look for him i dont see what more we can do to lessen our " inefficiencies" lol!!

Pull out da 9mm an shoot da ma-fuka in da head! They want to play gangsta then do a "Rodney King" on them!

[skidMark]

Pull out da 9mm an shoot da ma-fuka in da head! They want to play gangsta then do a "Rodney King" on them!

eek ....disgisus mini chopper as a pocket rocket :|

[spudchucka]

Pull out da 9mm an shoot da ma-fuka in da head! They want to play gangsta then do a "Rodney King" on them!
FFS, another nine year old has joined the site.

[Waylander]

Noticed that the minichopper rider in my neighborhood lost yet another of his few brain cells the other day. Still wearing the usuall t-shirt, shorts and jandals but this time he was missing the bicycle helmet he usually wears.

Nothing to do with this thread really other than he is on a mini chopper and I didn't think it deserved it's own thread.

[iwilde]

FFS, another nine year old has joined the site.

Who are you calling a nine year old? I was mimicking the rap music that they listen to and how they talk. Maybe you need a sence of humour? Or are you one of these know all pricks that thinks he's god?

[gamgee]

Who are you calling a nine year old? I was mimicking the rap music that they listen to and how they talk. Maybe you need a sence of humour? Or are you one of these know all pricks that thinks he's god?
pretty much, he's a cop :dodge:

[iwilde]

pretty much, he's a cop :dodge:

I dont care who he is, doesn't give him the right to say what he did.

[spudchucka]

Or are you one of these know all pricks that thinks he's god?I might be a prick but I certainly don't know it all and I know I'm not god. Your post was pathetic, not even remotely funny, the kind of crap that is the product of a person with the mental ability of a 9 year old.

[Lou Girardin]

Never back down, never apologise.

[iwilde]

I might be a prick but I certainly don't know it all and I know I'm not god. Your post was pathetic, not even remotely funny, the kind of crap that is the product of a person with the mental ability of a 9 year old.

I'm so so sorry, I didn't know you were the posting police and everything had to be to your standards of humour. Are you the law here in this forum? As for pathetic, try not to be to serious, we can't all be as funny as you

[iwilde]

BTW, why are you on this site? You don't even have a motorbike, or one that you admit to anyway. Mmmmm, maybe you cruise on a minature chopper and thats why your feathers are ruffled?

[scumdog]

BTW, why are you on this site? You don't even have a motorbike, or one that you admit to anyway. Mmmmm, maybe you cruise on a minature chopper and thats why your feathers are ruffled?


That's it!!!!, now I KNOW he's 9!!:blink:

[Lou Girardin]

That's it!!!!, now I KNOW he's 9!!:blink:

These youngsters are so perceptive these days.

[simo]

We saw the same quy in Ohope Beach on Friday 25th at 3.00pm, just refuelled at the Mobil Station, we couldn't stop laughing at his outfit,
German Helmet, singlet and jeans, he gunned it from the gas station like he was in a hurry!!! - Must be the same guy, or all Mini Moto's are the new wheels for the National Front!!!

[spudchucka]

I'm so so sorry, I didn't know you were the posting police and everything had to be to your standards of humour. Are you the law here in this forum? As for pathetic, try not to be to serious, we can't all be as funny as you
Nah mate, I'm the "stupid post police". Post what you want but if its crap it'll get called crap.

[spudchucka]

BTW, why are you on this site? You don't even have a motorbike, or one that you admit to anyway. Mmmmm, maybe you cruise on a minature chopper and thats why your feathers are ruffled?
The maturity displayed in your post adds weight to the suggestion that you are in fact a nine year old.

I sold my last bike earlier this year. I haven't found another bike that I like well enough to want to buy as yet. When I do, I'll buy it. I'm on this site because I enjoy it for some bizarre reason.

[Ixion]

BTW, why are you on this site? You don't even have a motorbike, or one that you admit to anyway. Mmmmm, maybe you cruise on a minature chopper and thats why your feathers are ruffled?


Don't have to own a bike currently to be welcome on the site. Mr Spudchucka is a biker in good standing from way back, once a biker always a biker, the present temporary bike shortage is just one of those things we all go through on life's journey.