Your favorite Simpsons quote/one liner

[kro]

Doctor Hibbert "There is a treatment, but its a little controversial"
Homer "Does it go in the butt?"

[Sniper]

I would think this is in the wrong section.

[kro]

ooops, ill try get a mod to shift it

[XTC]

Homer after the exploding beer....
"me lose brain?'" (laughter) "why me laugh!"

[hXc]

Nelson: Ha ha!!!

Dr. Nick: Hi Everybody!
Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!

Computer: Press any key to skip
Homer: *Frantically looking at keyboard in horror* Where's the any key?

[sAsLEX]

Homer : No beer and tv make homer go something something

Marge : Go crazy?

Homer: Dont mind if I do........woohhooooo wooott zzioingg beep etc

[Aiolos]

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
Homer: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[Waylander]

Meh prefer Stewie of Family Guy fame. Check the sig, had to cut bits out to come under the 500 character rule.

[heavenly.talker]

Homer: Can't talk...eating

[bugjuice]

Quick! Operator, gimme the number for 911!!!

[SARGE]

Homer: "help me Jebus"

[skidMark]

door gets opened at moe's......barney: ahhhh natural light get it off me get it off!!!:2thumbsup

[limbimtimwim]

Marge asks funny talking guy who is a waiter in this episode
"Why do you talk like that?"

"Because I had a strrrrrrrrrroooooooookkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[Swoop]

Homers brain: "right, I'm outta here" (sound of footsteps and door closing)

[Swoop]

Barney: "Wowh, someone spilt beer in this ashtray" (Sluuuurrrrpppppppp))

[scumdog]

Barney: "I only drink to enhance my social skills" followed by "BUURRRRP!!"

[NC]

Ralph: Tastes like burning.

Ralph: My cats breath smells like cat food

Ralph: Crayons taste like purple

[Cookie]

Homer: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them meat flavoured!"

[tracyprier]

Burns: "Smithers...release the hounds"

[riffer]

Tracy - you stole my quote!

Second best one - "Oh dear - I've redorkulated"

BTW if you are still using MacOs 9, check these out - Simpsons Folder icons.

[tracyprier]

Who Macos?? Homer not know Macos :)


Tracy - you stole my quote!

Second best one - "Oh dear - I've redorkulated"

BTW if you are still using MacOs 9, check these out - Simpsons Folder icons.

[riffer]

Who Macos?? Homer not know Macos :)

Hmmm. Reminds me of the old proverb about how Mac users who convert to Windows raise the IQ of both OS user groups...

:lol:

[*sic]

the april fools episode:

Bart: APRI!...BOOOM!!! (nuke explosion from shaken up beer can homer just opened)

Black Cop: That looks like an explosion at the old simpson house.

Black Cop: There appears to be beer coming out the chimney

Wiggam: call it in im procedding on foot

Black Cop: Pretzels, i repeat we need pretzels!




ah classic TV.

[*sic]

radioactive man and fallout boy episode.

radioactive man gets hammered by toxic waste wave

Radioactive man: AHH the goggles, they do nothing for my eyes!

[bugjuice]

Duffman: "Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!"

Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office..

Ralph: Ms Hoover, I glue my ear to my shoulder, and now I have two owies..

Please do not offer my God a peanut.

Ralph: Hi, I'm Super Nintendo Charlmers..

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen!

[Colapop]

Automated phone voice in 'Superfat Homer' episode - "If your fingers are to fat to dial, mash keypad now."

[phoenixgtr]

Homer: You cant put me on hold. I'll put you on hold!! "I was a lineman for the county (singing)" Your call is very important to us, "And I drive the main road", You are 8th in the queue, "and the wichita lineman is still on the lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaliiiiinnnnneee e" Hang up.

[Damon]

I love Homer: "Help me Jebus" and "Gime? whats a gime?" (Gym)

[Hitcher]

Hmmmm. Beer...

Doh! The stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Fah, a long way to get beer
Soh, I think I'll have a beer
Lah, la la la la la beer
Tee, no thanks, I'm drinking beer
And that brings us back to Doh!

[skidMark]

ralph: we're a totum pole high er higher higher higher

[NordieBoy]

Lisa, in this houshold we obey the law of thermodynamics.

[scumdog]

...and Springfield never again fell for such foolishness - except for the occasion with the popsicle-stick tower and the giant magnifying glass....
(after the mono-rail episode)

And Homer "I'm going out to my car with the woman I love - and I won't be back for 10 minutes"
(in the Top Gun type end to one episode when he carries Marge out of the factory)

[Swoop]

And Homer "I'm going out to my car with the woman I love - and I won't be back for 10 minutes"
(in the Top Gun type end to one episode when he carries Marge out of the factory)
An officer and a gentleman, iirc!

[yod]

Homer: "let us bask in television's warm glowing warming glow..."

[Drum]

Krusty:

Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn't his, I didn't need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture.

[scumdog]

Homer: "Ahh, alcohol - the cause of and answer to all of our problems"



(Hope it wasn't a repost - can't be naffed looking!)

Had look anyway: "Doh, it WAS a repost"

But I like it anyway!!

[Dilligaf]

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

[Dilligaf]

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.


Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Last one - Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

[more_fasterer]

An officer and a gentleman, iirc!

Surprised Indy didn't pick that one up! :dodge:


'Strayan: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
'Strayan: All right, all right, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before!