A warning to all you old fellas!

[The_Dover]

Just got an email from a good mate of mine who is 32 years young and has recently had a drop of good luck. I think it is pure poetry and wanted to share it but if you are easily offended and a little precious stop reading now. Hang on, what are you doing in one of my posts anyway??

Only prob though bro, I think it's given me a taste for small hard bodies
again...
God, not one loose wobbly bit, apart from the breasts, which were
cracking...no cellulite, just smooth taught, firm, supple young
flesh......grrrr....
Oh and the added advantage of being able to bring a 21 year off as quickly
and as easily as snapping a twig...quite literally like taking candy from a
baby....I think she was pretty shocked how easily I managed it...."you
legend" were her exact words i believe...:blink:

[Big Dave]

Just got an email from a good mate of mine who is 32 years young and has recently had a drop of good luck.


Nah - the beauty of the older woman is that she knows how to get you off TOO.

[The_Dover]

Be that as it may you can't deny the pleasures that the man has described, and I'm not sure I'd struggle too much to please myself in said situation. There are so many facets, both mental and physical, to sexual gratification that it is indeed a hard road finding the perfect woman, excuse the blatant plagiarism.

[SARGE]

Be that as it may you can't deny the pleasures that the man has described, and I'm not sure I'd struggle too much to please myself in said situation. There are so many facets, both mental and physical, to sexual gratification that it is indeed a hard road finding the perfect woman, excuse the blatant plagiarism.



yea man...


you'd know all about 'hard roads...'

p/t

[Colapop]

The thing is once you've had a few (young 'uns) then there's no challenge. My lady may have a couple more k's on the clock but I prefer the things abilities she has that the younger ones haven't learnt yet. And I really don't have the time to go through the whole process of retraining one.

[The_Dover]

All of this is very true, but after travelling many kilometres in a beat up old motor that you know like the back of your hand, starts first time and drives like a dream (call it a classic if you like!!) there is still nothing like that new car smell. Even if it is just taking one for a test drive.

[Big Dave]

a hard road finding the perfect woman,

Yeah - but what a great adventure ride.

[Colapop]

All of this is very true, but after travelling many kilometres in a beat up old motor that you know like the back of your hand, starts first time and drives like a dream (call it a classic if you like!!) there is still nothing like that new car smell. Even if it is just taking one for a test drive.
Point taken, though having had a break (and test rides) a couple of years or so ago I'd say although the classic model has some features that are the same and some that I'd forgotten, there are some upgrades that I hadn't expected but enjoy nonetheless.

[jrandom]

Just got an email from a good mate of mine...

Does he ever actually talk to this well-packaged female, or does he find his need for intellectual stimulation already well-covered by his association with you?

[vifferman]

I'm still waiting for the warning.
But I agree with what all the other (presumably old?) fellas said. I'm not trading the vifferbabe in - she's the only woman I've ever had, and the only one I ever want. After nearly 27 years, she's barely run in.

[Waylander]

I'm still waiting for the warning.
But I agree with what all the other (presumably old?) fellas said.
Old? Bah not all of us. In the same boat. No intention of trading in Ms.Pillion anytime soon. She may be a bit younger than some of the other prestigious women brought up in this thread but she is absolutly ranked up there with them.

[The_Dover]

Does he ever actually talk to this well-packaged female, or does he find his need for intellectual stimulation already well-covered by his association with you?

Why would he want to talk to her?

The warning was that should you find yourself in his position and get a taste for it, there could be trouble. The fairer sex do seem to have a mystical power over most men.

And Vifferman, if you've found that connection then I really do envy you.

[Big Dave]

The fairer sex do seem to have a mystical power over most men.


They're called boobs.

[jrandom]

Why would he want to talk to her?

Well, obviously he wouldn't, in this case.

It's just that two minutes of wet slapping sounds (with thanks to Jim2) followed by a cleanup job seems a bit pointless if the only thing one can do afterwards is turn on the telly.

But then again, for some, perhaps that's all they'd ever do in any case.


And Vifferman, if you've found that connection then I really do envy you.

That connection isn't found. It's made.

You can spend the rest of your life 'looking' for it, but you'll only ever get out what you put in.

[sels1]

. After nearly 27 years, she's barely run in.

Now I never thought you were that old.......:msn-wink:

[sels1]

That connection isn't found. It's made.

You can spend the rest of your life 'looking' for it, but you'll only ever get out what you put in.

Aint that the truth!

[Wolf]

It's just that two minutes of wet slapping sounds (with thanks to Jim2) followed by a cleanup job seems a bit pointless if the only thing one can do afterwards is turn on the telly.

But then again, for some, perhaps that's all they'd ever do in any case.
I thought farting, rolling over and instantly going to sleep was "the norm' on these occasions...

[vifferman]

Now I never thought you were that old.......:msn-wink:
What old? :spudwhat:

[James Deuce]

I'm wondering if this should be in the Product Review forum.

[vifferman]

I'm wondering if this should be in the Product Review forum.
Very clever, Mr Jim2! :niceone:
Unfortunately though, we're all talking about different brands and models of the product.

[The_Dover]

General bike talk?

[heavenly.talker]

I thought farting, rolling over and instantly going to sleep was "the norm' on these occasions...

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards :blip:

[Colapop]

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards :blip:
ROFL!!
I jus laffed an' laffed..

[Eurodave]

The only thing doing any banging round here is the front door,its over 50 years old and its only got one knocker!!!

[Wolf]

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards :blip:
You're so sensitive and caring...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[RantyDave]

Only prob though bro, I think it's given me a taste for small hard bodies again... just smooth taught, firm, supple young flesh......
Bastard.

(Her-indoors is away for six weeks)

Bastard.

Dave

[heavenly.talker]

You're so sensitive and caring...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah...
been told that a lot! :msn-wink:

[strayjuliet]

There must be some advantages to being a cradle - snatcher or a graverobber. I'm still trying to discover what they are. lol. What do you classify as young or old these days? There is 15 years between Wolf and I, does that mean that he is lucky because he has a younger model?

[heavenly.talker]

There must be some advantages to being a cradle - snatcher or a graverobber. I'm still trying to discover what they are. lol. What do you classify as young or old these days? There is 15 years between Wolf and I, does that mean that he is lucky because he has a younger model?

Yip my man has 9 on me...everyone refers to me as his young (not so often now) piece of fluff!

They say your only as old as you feel...so how old is your feel?

[Waylander]

They say your only as old as you feel...so how old is your feel?
Mine is three years older, maybe that explains my relationship maturity aye?

[heavenly.talker]

Mine is three years older, maybe that explains my relationship maturity aye?


Could be :yes: :yes: :2thumbsup

[cowpoos]

excuse the blatant plagiarism.

shit man...you know some fancy words...I feel dumb after reading that :doh:

[The_Dover]

Mine is three years older, maybe that explains my relationship maturity aye?

Fuck, and I only go fishing at the weekend!!

[Highlander]

I once told the Mother in Law that when Wifey gets to 36 I'm trading her in on 2 - 18's. :blip:

She quickly pointed out I wouldn't know what to do with 2 - 18's. :nono:


Really I have always had the philosphy: One life one wife. :2thumbsup

[heavenly.talker]

I once told the Mother in Law that when Wifey gets to 36 I'm trading her in on 2 - 18's. :blip: She quickly pointed out I wouldn't know what to do with 2 - 18's. :nono: Really I have always had the philosphy: One life one wife. :2thumbsup


Lol to the trade idea:lol:
but I really like the last line best:yes:

[Highlander]

Lol to the trade idea:lol:
but I really like the last line best:yes:

I was just yanking her chain (and she knew it).
That's what Mother in Laws are for though right?

[Colapop]

I was just yanking her chain (and she knew it).
That's what Mother in Laws are for though right?

What??? You been yanking Mother AND daugther?? You dirty little ..... :lol: :lol:

[Lou Girardin]

He's 32 and found a hankering for younger women?
How old are they, 13?

The words 'shallow' and 'bird bath' spring to mind.

[heavenly.talker]

You tell them Lou!!
32 isn't exactly pulling a pension!