did qkchk get a ticket today

[WINJA]

AROUND THE NEWMARKET FLYOVER

[Cibby]

AROUND THE NEWMARKET FLYOVER


hmmmm if she did, then, buggar...........

[WINJA]

dont think so cause i didnt hear any one go off on the air pulling over a bike,

though i was working the crusty santa parade so i might not have heard it.,.
MAYBE THEY DIDNT CALL IT IN CAUSE THEY GAVE HER THE SPECIAL BREATHALIZER

[juzzer]

AROUND THE NEWMARKET FLYOVER

Nope not Quickie....

[justsomeguy]

Nope not Quickie....

Don't think they'd be able to catch her :msn-wink:

[Qkchk]

Nope it wasn't me but thanks for the support tho guys :2thumbsup

What did you see WINJA?

[Qkchk]

I don't think they would catch me on the street magic............ ;) Havnt been on the bike for a couple of days unless you count the above as one.... pulling wheelies :wacko:

[Cibby]

I don't think they would catch me on the street magic............ ;) Havnt been on the bike for a couple of days unless you count the above as one.... pulling wheelies :wacko:


haha.. good effort lady... looking forward to doing burnouts on the deck..

*cough*

i mean having a few quiets.. :whistle:

[WINJA]

Nope it wasn't me but thanks for the support tho guys :2thumbsup

What did you see WINJA?
CRAZY STEVE SAID HE SAW A CHICK ON A BUSA GETTING BUSTED , HOW MANY CHICKS HAVE A BUSA? THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU .
I GOT A MAGIC TOO , WANNA RACE

[Qkchk]

CRAZY STEVE SAID HE SAW A CHICK ON A BUSA GETTING BUSTED , HOW MANY CHICKS HAVE A BUSA? THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU .
I GOT A MAGIC TOO , WANNA RACE
As far as I know Im the only one on a Busa unless he mistook a guy with long hair..... he he he. What mods has your magic got?

[juzzer]

CRAZY STEVE SAID HE SAW A CHICK ON A BUSA GETTING BUSTED , HOW MANY CHICKS HAVE A BUSA? THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU .
I GOT A MAGIC TOO , WANNA RACE

OOOOOO team racing around the *cough* closed streets of mt albert...chug a beer and swap rider.......

[WINJA]

As far as I know Im the only one on a Busa unless he mistook a guy with long hair..... he he he. What mods has your magic got?
ITS GOT EVERY MOD , AND THEN I TOOK IT ALL OFF , THE BEST MAGIC IS A STANDARD ONE , CARFULL OF EVEN SPLITFIRE PLUGS , MINE SHOT THE SPARK THRU TO THE PISTON AND HOLED IT

[texmo]

Winja when I get my scooter going wanna race? oh and winja will have crap bolt on mods like mallossi....

[WINJA]

OOOOOO team racing around the *cough* closed streets of mt albert...chug a beer and swap rider.......
IF YOU GUYS WANNA DRINK AND RIDE YOU CAN RACE ROUND MY PADDOCK AND DRINK AND THEN STAY THE NIGHT

[Qkchk]

Hmmmm street racing 50cc? Could be entertaining...... half road racing half motocross.................

Here's a pic of the little darl, snug in bed in the lounge....(for now..)

[texmo]

ITS GOT EVERY MOD , AND THEN I TOOK IT ALL OFF , THE BEST MAGIC IS A STANDARD ONE , CARFULL OF EVEN SPLITFIRE PLUGS , MINE SHOT THE SPARK THRU TO THE PISTON AND HOLED IT
fuking hell is it one of the square indactor light ones?

[Cibby]

IF YOU GUYS WANNA DRINK AND RIDE YOU CAN RACE ROUND MY PADDOCK AND DRINK AND THEN STAY THE NIGHT


sounds delightful... but so long as wrestling is involved?????:drinknsin

[WINJA]

Winja when I get my scooter going wanna race? oh and winja will have crap bolt on mods like mallossi....
DUDE ALL COMERS INCLUDING GERTZ AND THE MINIMOTO GUYS TRIED AND ONLY A GOOD BUCKET WOULD BEAT THE MAGIC ROUND MT WELLY.
IVE JUMPED MY MAGIC 3 METERS IN LENGTH AND 1 AND HALF METERS IN HEIGHT , TOOK IT THE BMX TRACK AT GI AND RACED THE KIDS INCLUDING THE TABLE TOPS , THE MAGIC IS THE KING OF SCOOTS EVERYTHING ELSE IS GHEY

[Qkchk]

What a good idea! Why watch the Bathurst 1000 when we could have the Scootaroonie 500! :lol: I will be interested in havin a go @ bucket racing WINJA...

[WINJA]

fuking hell is it one of the square indactor light ones?
YES , WE BOUGHT THE FIRST LOT THAT CAME TO NZ

[WINJA]

What a good idea! Why watch the Bathurst 1000 when we could have the Scootaroonie 500! :lol: I will be interested in havin a go @ bucket racing WINJA...
DO IT , YOULL BE A BETTER RIDER FOR IT.
DID YOU CHECK OUT MY PROFILE ? CAN YOU DO THAT STUFF?

[Qkchk]

Winja when I get my scooter going wanna race? oh and winja will have crap bolt on mods like mallossi....
That sounds like a bonafied challenge.............. we should organise a romp.

[texmo]

DUDE ALL COMERS INCLUDING GERTZ AND THE MINIMOTO GUYS TRIED AND ONLY A GOOD BUCKET WOULD BEAT THE MAGIC ROUND MT WELLY.
IVE JUMPED MY MAGIC 3 METERS IN LENGTH AND 1 AND HALF METERS IN HEIGHT , TOOK IT THE BMX TRACK AT GI AND RACED THE KIDS INCLUDING THE TABLE TOPS , THE MAGIC IS THE KING OF SCOOTS EVERYTHING ELSE IS GHEY
you beat gertz you must be fast... try beating matt chocran or paul jones maby even peter hunter on their 1960's machines.... if you beat neil mackley on his skipper then your good but you wont, you cant....

[WINJA]

sounds delightful... but so long as wrestling is involved?????:drinknsin
OK, ILL GET THE KID NEXT DOORS PADDLING POOL

[WINJA]

Hmmmm street racing 50cc? Could be entertaining...... half road racing half motocross.................

Here's a pic of the little darl, snug in bed in the lounge....(for now..)
DONT LEAVE IT ANYWHERE , ABOUT HALF OF MY FRIENDS ONES HAVE BEEN KNICKED

[Qkchk]

DO IT , YOULL BE A BETTER RIDER FOR IT.
DID YOU CHECK OUT MY PROFILE ? CAN YOU DO THAT STUFF?
But thats what a seat is for! ;) Yeah I figured that I would get more bang for my $ with a magic, I was goin to get a pocketbike but I cant ride that to work....

[WINJA]

you beat gertz you must be fast... try beating matt chocran or paul jones maby even peter hunter on their 1960's machines.... if you beat neil mackley on his skipper then your good but you wont, you cant....
GERTZ BROKE HIS COLLAR BONE (I THINK) RACING US AT MT WELLY . HE WAS CALLED GERTZ THE SKIRT AFTER THAT

[juzzer]

OK, ILL GET THE KID NEXT DOORS PADDLING POOL

Last seen heading to the airport with duty free piss and smokes, chuckling about jelly......:lol:

[texmo]

Back in the day gertz was fast but hes old and slow now... you should come down and do raing man, they are raceing at tamruni next month. really though come to Mt. welly when racing starts again the guys aint to bad now.

[WINJA]

Last seen heading to the airport with duty free piss and smokes, chuckling about jelly......:lol:
THERE WILL BE JELLY WRESTLING , PIN THE CRUCIFIX ON ZED , AND JOHN WILL BE THE HUMAN PINYADA (THAT THING YOU HIT AND SHIT FALLS OUT OF IT , I CANT SPELL)

[Qkchk]

Last seen heading to the airport with duty free piss and smokes, chuckling about jelly......:lol:
Dont think you'll get away THAT easily.......... sounds like we have a Scooteroonie race day complete with jelly? and mud wrestling in the neighbours paddling pool?

[Qkchk]

Back in the day gertz was fast but hes old and slow now... you should come down and do raing man, they are raceing at tamruni next month. really though come to Mt. welly when racing starts again the guys aint to bad now.
Didn't you say Mt Welly was starting up in March?

[juzzer]

Dont think you'll get away THAT easily.......... sounds like we have a Scooteroonie race day complete with jelly? and mud wrestling in the neighbours paddling pool?

Mate, i'm talking about flying back from Sydney ASAP for this....Sounds like a cunning plan to me.....Booze, bikes, babes and jelly...heaven :blip:

[Qkchk]

And for those who have just joined in this thread, No it wasn't me...........

[WINJA]

And for those who have just joined in this thread, No it wasn't me...........
ISNT YOUR GIXXER A K4 WITH AN 05 REG?

[Qkchk]

ISNT YOUR GIXXER A K4 WITH AN 05 REG?
Yeah, sure is..............

[texmo]

Didn't you say Mt Welly was starting up in March?
yup it is march the 19th from memorie I may be wrong tho, but the last race at tamruni or how ever you spell it is next month

[Qkchk]

yup it is march the 19th from memorie I may be wrong tho, but the last race at tamruni or how ever you spell it is next month
Well we better get our scoot working Mr Texmo so we can have a fun day @ Mt Welly givin those minimotos a bit of stick... if ya know what I mean...

[John]

winja you dirty faggot, hows your ass?

[MrMelon]

Are there any workshop manuals or anything for street magics? Mine needs a freshen up. One of my fork legs is wobbling about a bit, and the engine's good for wheelies one day but then it'll have no balls the next.

[WINJA]

Are there any workshop manuals or anything for street magics? Mine needs a freshen up. One of my fork legs is wobbling about a bit, and the engine's good for wheelies one day but then it'll have no balls the next.
HOW LONG SINCE YOU DONE THE BELT AND ROLLERS IN VARIATOR , THEY CAN CAUSE INCONSISTENT POWER DELIVERY .
THE SUZUKI ADRRESS PISTONS FIT THE MAGIC , .5 AND 1 MM OVERSIZE .
BUT IF YOU CAN JUST DO A HONE AND RINGS OR STANDARD PISTON , ALWAYS DO THE GUDGEON AND LITTLE BEARING, MAKE SURE C CLIP IS AT 12 OR 6 OCLOCK

[WINJA]

Hmmmm street racing 50cc? Could be entertaining...... half road racing half motocross.................

Here's a pic of the little darl, snug in bed in the lounge....(for now..)
CRAZY STEVE BOUGHT ONE TODAY , ITLL BE SCOOTER MAYHEM AT MY HOUSE

[MrMelon]

HOW LONG SINCE YOU DONE THE BELT AND ROLLERS IN VARIATOR , THEY CAN CAUSE INCONSISTENT POWER DELIVERY .
THE SUZUKI ADRRESS PISTONS FIT THE MAGIC , .5 AND 1 MM OVERSIZE .
BUT IF YOU CAN JUST DO A HONE AND RINGS OR STANDARD PISTON , ALWAYS DO THE GUDGEON AND LITTLE BEARING, MAKE SURE C CLIP IS AT 12 OR 6 OCLOCK

I've had it for almost a year, been using it daily and haven't touched anything mechanical yet... Fuck come to think of it I've only had to top the oil up once since I've had it. I reckon it needs a pretty full on freshen up. Is this stuff easy enough to do yourself or is it best left to a shop? If I've got a manual in front of me I can follow them pretty well.. just can't find any fuckin manuals or guides for street magics.

[WINJA]

I've had it for almost a year, been using it daily and haven't touched anything mechanical yet... Fuck come to think of it I've only had to top the oil up once since I've had it. I reckon it needs a pretty full on freshen up. Is this stuff easy enough to do yourself or is it best left to a shop? If I've got a manual in front of me I can follow them pretty well.. just can't find any fuckin manuals or guides for street magics.
IF QCK CHICK CAN DO IT YOU CAN , PULL OFF THE SIDE COVER AND USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT REPLACE THOSE SHIT SCREWS WITH STAINLESS CAP SCREWS B4 ITS TO LATE

[marty]

DONT LEAVE IT ANYWHERE , ABOUT HALF OF MY FRIENDS ONES HAVE BEEN KNICKED

how do you steal half a bike?

[texmo]

IF QCK CHICK CAN DO IT YOU CAN , PULL OFF THE SIDE COVER AND USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT REPLACE THOSE SHIT SCREWS WITH STAINLESS CAP SCREWS B4 ITS TO LATE
what are you trying to say about QCK CHK?

[WINJA]

what are you trying to say about QCK CHK?
SHES A FEMALE , ANYTHING A FEMALE CAN DO A DUDE CAN DO BETTER

[NC]

SHES A FEMALE , ANYTHING A FEMALE CAN DO A DUDE CAN DO BETTER
Multipul orgasums

[Qkchk]

IF QCK CHICK CAN DO IT YOU CAN , PULL OFF THE SIDE COVER AND USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT REPLACE THOSE SHIT SCREWS WITH STAINLESS CAP SCREWS B4 ITS TO LATE
I'm a tad handy with a toolkit!

I know what ya mean WINJA about those damn cover bolts - someone in Suzuki must of made them out of bloody plastic!

[Qkchk]

SHES A FEMALE , ANYTHING A FEMALE CAN DO A DUDE CAN DO BETTER
Come and work with me for the day and then re-fraze that!

[Qkchk]

SHES A FEMALE , ANYTHING A FEMALE CAN DO A DUDE CAN DO BETTER
So when are you due to give birth to a set of twins????

[juzzer]

Multipul orgasums

Pfft, multiple org's just cut into valuable beer drinking time...

[WINJA]

So when are you due to give birth to a set of twins????
HEY , MY MISSES IS PREGNANT AND I PUT IT THERE SO IVE DONE MY BIT

[WINJA]

Multipul orgasums
CAN DO THAT WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK , AS LONG AS ITS NOT MY RIGHT HAND

[WINJA]

Come and work with me for the day and then re-fraze that!
TO EASY , TRY MY JOB FOR THE DAY

[Indoo]

SHES A FEMALE , ANYTHING A FEMALE CAN DO A DUDE CAN DO BETTER

Wow Winja comes out of the closet finally.

[SARGE]

So when are you due to give birth to a set of twins????


right after you piss standing up

[T.I.E]

IF YOU GUYS WANNA DRINK AND RIDE YOU CAN RACE ROUND MY PADDOCK AND DRINK AND THEN STAY THE NIGHT

now that sounds like a plan, paddock bashing no one will be pissed off. aslong as it is your paddock.

[Lou Girardin]

right after you piss standing up

And keep your ankles dry.

[WINJA]

now that sounds like a plan, paddock bashing no one will be pissed off. aslong as it is your paddock.
TIS MY PADDOCK , AND IM GONNA SIT ON MY PORCH IN MY UNDIES GOING "DAMN DIRT BIKERS ON MY LAND"

[NC]

TIS MY PADDOCK , AND IM GONNA SIT ON MY PORCH IN MY UNDIES GOING "DAMN DIRT BIKERS ON MY LAND"
With a rocking chair, and piss stains on your undies?

[WINJA]

With a rocking chair, and piss stains on your undies?
PISS STAINS ARE ALREADY THERE , SOME OTHER STAINS AS WELL

[NC]

PISS STAINS ARE ALREADY THERE , SOME OTHER STAINS AS WELL
Oh stop, your getting me excited.

[Qkchk]

TO EASY , TRY MY JOB FOR THE DAY
Just goes to show how much you know about me.........

[Qkchk]

right after you piss standing up
Probaly right after you bleed for 6 days and still live............... ;)

[Qkchk]

TIS MY PADDOCK , AND IM GONNA SIT ON MY PORCH IN MY UNDIES GOING "DAMN DIRT BIKERS ON MY LAND"
Don't forget the shotgun and rockin chair - hang on... I COULD be one of those 'damn kids'....... :lol:

[WINJA]

Don't forget the shotgun and rockin chair - hang on... I COULD be one of those 'damn kids'....... :lol:
YOUR WELCOME TO BE ONE OF THEM

[Qkchk]

YOUR WELCOME TO BE ONE OF THEM
You tell us the time and I will be there! I think Juzzer is offering the jelly and as for the wrestling, maybe it's time for The_Dover to show us how its done!

[Qkchk]

Don't forget the shotgun and rockin chair - hang on... I COULD be one of those 'damn kids'....... :lol:
As long as you don't take pot-shots @ me! :2guns:

[WINJA]

As long as you don't take pot-shots @ me! :2guns:
I WONT , MY DOCTOR SAYS IM RESPONSIBLE

[Qkchk]

I WONT , MY DOCTOR SAYS IM RESPONSIBLE
Any relation to the Henderson Knifeman?

[juzzer]

You tell us the time and I will be there! I think Juzzer is offering the jelly and as for the wrestling, maybe it's time for The_Dover to show us how its done!

I'll look hot in a bakini smeared in red jelly pissed off me tits....Battered and bruised from falling off an MX bike.... :drinknsin

[texmo]

:2thumbsup
pissed off me tits that reminds me when are you getting your tits periced old man?

[Qkchk]

:2thumbsup that reminds me when are you getting your tits periced old man?
First the nipple piercings, what next - a KB tattoo? :lol:

[texmo]

nah prince albert with a chain from my nipple leading to the prince albert...

[juzzer]

:2thumbsup that reminds me when are you getting your tits periced old man?

Keep that shit up little man, and i'll put you over my knee and tan yr lilly white arse....Hang on..if the shit Dover spouts is true than you might like that.....:doh:

[texmo]

Keep that shit up little man, and i'll put you over my knee and tan yr lilly white arse....Hang on..if the shit Dover spouts is true than you might like that.....:doh:
any time buddy, oh and its true alright Dover knows first hand....

[Qkchk]

any time buddy, oh and its true alright Dover knows first hand....
don't you mean 'knows which hand....'

[The_Dover]

I represent what all you cunts are saying about me.

Bastards.

[Stevo]

right after you piss standing up
Careful what ya wish for here. We were at this party and my flatmate is set to piss off the balcony and this chick rocks on up and says to him "Bet I can piss further than ya".:banana: So she drops her daks spins around bends over and kicked his ass. :rockon:
No idea how she managed it and needless to say she didn't let me investigate, but was the funniest thing I've ever seen!!

[juzzer]

I represent what all you *Ladies Bits * are saying about me.

Bastards.

You been on the piss fella? You mean Resent? Sounds like your harboring alot of pent up aggression...Think you need a wee session on the bong....:doobey:

[Lou Girardin]

You been on the piss fella? You mean Resent? Sounds like your harboring alot of pent up aggression...Think you need a wee session on the bong....:doobey:

He was right first time.