5 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO SAY

[Eurodave]

if you 'accidentally' wind up in a gay bar;

1. Fuck me!

2. Bottoms up!

3. Can someone push my stool in?

4. Can I bum a fag?

5. I'll toss you for the next round

:shake:

[Eurodave]

6. Do you come here often?

[ducatilover]

what are you doing in a gay bar in the first place?:blink:

[Waylander]

He rides a Guzzi. Does that not explain it?:msn-wink:

[ducatilover]

He rides a Guzzi. Does that not explain it?:msn-wink:
oh thats right:lol: :lol:

[SPORK]

7) So when do White Trash and the Violators get here?

[Posh Tourer :P]

yeah but if you want to dance with hot chicks for not much effort, get to a gay club.....damn!!

[Eurodave]

He rides a Guzzi. Does that not explain it?:msn-wink:
Theres nothing gay about a Guzzi [although those sweet Guzzi vibes do it for me!!!}:2thumbsup

[bugjuice]

8) Oh, Pyro and Indy, didn't expect to see you here... (said by Eurodave)

[Eurodave]

9. Is that Bugjuice in the mens with George Micheal?

[Eurodave]

yeah but if you want to dance with hot chicks for not much effort, get to a gay club.....damn!!


And you know this.....how??

[bugjuice]

9. Is that Bugjuice in the mens with George Micheal?
Oh! Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo

[Eurodave]

Oh! Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo


I bet you say that to all the boys!!!

[ducatilover]

yeah but if you want to dance with hot chicks for not much effort, get to a gay club.....damn!!
you mean if you're too ugly to get them normally? well of to the gay bar i go.....aparently chicks feeel more secure in gay bars:yes:

[Sniper]

Argh, a gay bar....... BURN IT BURN IT!! Unless of course it is a lesbian gay bar....... then Im happy.

[ducatilover]

Argh, a gay bar....... BURN IT BURN IT!! Unless of course it is a lesbian gay bar....... then Im happy.
:drinknsin :drinknsin i want one:drinknsin :drinknsin :headbang:

[ManDownUnder]

what are you doing in a gay bar in the first place?:blink:

Sitting very quietly, against the wall, keeping you mouth SHUT and looking for the door

[ducatilover]

Sitting very quietly, against the wall, keeping you mouth SHUT and looking for the door
as long as you dont tie your shoe laces:yes:

[Sniper]

:drinknsin :drinknsin i want one:drinknsin :drinknsin :headbang:

What the?????

[ducatilover]

What the?????
dunno haha..... i love watching hot lesbians.....i want a lesbian bar:2thumbsup :tugger: :hug: :woohoo: :corn:

[Sniper]

dunno haha..... i love watching hot lesbians.....i want a lesbian bar:2thumbsup :tugger: :hug: :woohoo: :corn:

You need to make yourself clearer

[jrandom]

dunno haha..... i love watching hot lesbians.....i want a lesbian bar

Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.

[idb]

Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.
They just need a better doorman to vet the crowd................

[scumdog]

Sitting very quietly, against the wall, keeping you mouth SHUT and looking for the door

There's a horrendous amount of homophobic types on this site.....

Wonder they didn't show you the door....:laugh:

[idb]

[QUOTE=scumdog]There's a horrendous amount of homophobic types on this site.....
QUOTE]
Yeah, it would be shattering for their confidence though to go to a gay bar and NOT get chatted up wouldn't it?
Too ugly even for another bloke.......................

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=scumdog]There's a horrendous amount of homophobic types on this site.....
QUOTE]
Yeah, it would be shattering for their confidence though to go to a gay bar and NOT get chatted up wouldn't it?
Too ugly even for another bloke.......................

Yep, would be pretty sad when NOBODY wanted you!!!:lol: :blink:

[ducatilover]

Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.
cant say i have.....hairy legged lesbians?:blink:

[Waylander]

Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.
Never met Placidfemme have you.

[Lou Girardin]

Unless of course it is a lesbian gay bar....... then Im happy.

I'd rather get ignored by chicks for free.

[Sniper]

I'd rather get ignored by chicks for free.

Smartarse.

[scumdog]

I'd rather get ignored by chicks for free.

Sounds like a line from a Dire Straits song.... "Money for nothing...

[Posh Tourer :P]

And you know this.....how??
6 months in Norwich and meeting a few odd people...


you mean if you're too ugly to get them normally? well of to the gay bar i go.....aparently chicks feeel more secure in gay bars:yes:
Well, yes.... But shhh, not so loud.....

Yeah the second part is true....As long as you can handle looking unavailable to the gay guys....


Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.
Errr I dunno which lesbian bars *you* have been in, but my experience is a whole range.... reasonable is the average, and particularly in the clubs (rather than bars) you get some *very* good looking chicks.... And in a gay club more people can actually dance instead of standing in a circle looking embarrassed or suffling from foot to foot..... Great fun :yes:

[Wolf]

It doesn't matter how good- or bad-looking the lesbians are, unless you're a lesbian you've got no bloody show any way...

[scumdog]

It doesn't matter how good- or bad-looking the lesbians are, unless you're a lesbian you've got no bloody show any way...

But it's like looking at a 2005 Mustang - you might never get anywhere with it but shit it's good to look at!!

[The_Dover]

Maybe we could all head down to one and see how many converts we can get?

Maurice says he's in.....

[placidfemme]

Maybe we could all head down to one and see how many converts we can get?

Maurice says he's in.....

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh :nya:

[ducatilover]

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh :nya:
hahaha fair enuff:motu: :drinknsin i think i'll give up on the lesbians.....:devil2:

[Wolf]

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh :nya:
I seldom get to Auckland so you'll have to film what hapens so I can watch it at my leisure.

Love a good farce...

[rogson]

Finding youself accidently in a gay bar can happen!

It happened to me once in San Francisco. A mate and I had played a round of golf on the course near the Golden Gate bridge on a really hot bright day. We were dying for a beer so decided we would stop at the first bar we saw on the way home. So we walk into this bar (Megs Place from memory) - virtually dark inside from the glarey day outside - straight up to the counter and order a couple of beers. My mate then asks "wheres the mens room?". The place suddenly goes real quiet, and when we look around (our eyes now getting used to the low light) we see the place is full of women with spikey hair - many wearing pants with braces - all glaring at us.

They thought he was taking the piss - but all he wanted was a piss.

[Wolf]

Heh. Excellent, Rogson.

Never been into a Lesbian Bar or club but had quite a laugh when a lesbian friend invited me out for a drink at a gay bar - the bloke at the door looked at us, took us for a couple who'd blundered in looking for a place to have a drink and asked "Do you know what this place is?" Guess he doesn't get to see a lot of male-female couples walking in the door...

[scumdog]

Was in Palm Springs in November , seemed strange to see so many pairs of males walking around, some were decidedly 'camp' -then I saw the posters for Gay Pride Weekend and the penny dropped!!!

(C.B. warned me not to talk to strange men when we went to the bars)

Must be uglier than I thought, nobody hit on me!

[idb]

Must be uglier than I thought, nobody hit on me!
I'd say it was your clearly evident manliness that warned them off SD.
I swear, when I'm around you sometimes I wish I was a pretty lady.

Erk, I sure hope I didn't type that out loud

[scumdog]

I'd say it was your clearly evident manliness that warned them off SD.
I swear, when I'm around you sometimes I wish I was a pretty lady.

Erk, I sure hope I didn't type that out loud

I hope you're not a pretty lady EVER! ('Cos then how bad would the UGLY ones look???):confused:

[idb]

I hope you're not a pretty lady EVER! ('Cos then how bad would the UGLY ones look???):confused:
So...so....there's no hope then?
Just give it to me straight big boy.

Man, I've had waaayyy too much wine