im retiring. my speech.

[mikey]

firstly id like to say jimmy aka white trash is so old an slow jesus passed him on the his donkey going to some place for a feed.

secondly im outa this joint. im sick of people that keep going there sick of kb, caseu fucks sake man, if your sick of it fuck off! kb is all about riding/crashing/cops giving fines/talkign shit about this new awesome bike you got. bvut then there are the guys who work in offices all day on there asses bored fuckless that post utter shit about nothing. like cibby chic is hot.... fucks sake man... shes average on a good day. no offence hun....(ooops smiley)

oh an you office pricks. this aint shit. its straight from the heart.


scumdogs a policeman, worthy UPHOLDER of the law. spudchucka is a fukn nazi homo who thinks its his duty to ENFORCE THE LAW AT EVERY INSTANT OF THE DAY. hes probably the cunt that knocked me off my bike, an tried to do me for lots of shit in court.

an some of the elder kb members (no offence you old cunts!)might remember my first post. ahahahahahahahahahaha all you cunts thought i was busted up good an gone to get raped in jail thanks for the 50 red reps homos! I DIDNT GET A SINGLE FUCKING FINE / DAY IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeh i got better, 6 months in his lordships flashest residence on drugs hehehehehe

zeds my hero. i wana be in the brethren sect just like him. do you give as much to your church as you spend on your bikes mate? youll burn in hell!!! FISH smells an thinks hes smart casue he uses big words but does have this awesome signature. frostys smoked to much crack in the 60s!


an last of all id like to say inlinefour/jonny rotten/ an what ever else the gimp created is a nana of a rider. nanas are ok. its when they say there not it bugs me. i saw the tyres on his bike directly after he sold the bike. more chiken strip than used tyres. hahahaha you sdlow cunt. the new bike wont make you any faster. grow some balls!

yeh ill probably lurk around in invisible mode, like white trash an lena... ahhaha what the fuck you guys.... get over it!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooh im going to get a crack for that ahhahahahaha

an chris fromKR. i was at your trackday man! hahahaha

an to all the people that were really looking forward to meeting me at the taupo track day, im really sorry guys but i sold the spot off to a mate cause my ho didnt make enough cash to feed the kids last week. come round to my place an smash me or something, happily give out the address on a public forum. im the only white guy in about a kilometer radius an apparently one of the bros, even if you do manage to get me youre fucked!

anywho.
its been great entertainment for the last year posting shit whilst drunk as some of these smileys, some people really take it to heart.

signing out.

MIKEY! TEAM GOLDIE HONDA - watch out for it..... winning races somewhere near you!
SUZUKI SUCK ARSE. FILTHY FLITHY ARSE>
SPECIALLY THOSE K1 GSXR600s which i dont ride on my learners.

[Sniper]

Poofta....

[mikey]

i thought the speech was worthy of a big award. house sized one. in petone.

[Sniper]

You are leaving with a speech....... Its just a word that I wanted to use that noone used on me.

[mikey]

well fuck off an leave an make a speech man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikey]

someone just PM'd me....


)someone_ where the fuk you off to mikey

)mikey_ neverland mate. neverland.

[White trash]

That's the gayest fucken leaving speach I've ever heard.

Where are your balls man? In the missus' handbag?

[Sniper]

well fuck off an leave an make a speech man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abuse me and it'll make my day better....... Im only fishing......

[mikey]

That's the gayest fucken leaving speach I've ever heard.

Where are your balls man? In the missus' handbag?

she made me give up smoking man!!!!!!!
but ask deano, or anyone thursday crew. she is hotttttttttttttttttttttttt.
love the sig! ill carve you up on a fuckn push bike at manfield against ouyr mini moto. the real reason im retiring from kb is that your getting so fuckign depressing going on about your mini motos man. get a real bike.


ahhahaha, an cheeers sue for getting jiimmy on the comnputer so quick, that wainui trash cunt would of taken days to reply to this. your good for himn.

[White trash]

she made me give up smoking man!!!!!!!
but ask deano, or anyone thursday crew. she is hotttttttttttttttttttttttt.


You do know it's illegal to root goats, no matter how hot they are, right?


ill carve you up on a fuckn push bike at manfield against ouyr mini moto. the real reason im retiring from kb is that your getting so fuckign depressing going on about your mini motos man. get a real bike.

Had a "real" bike, then some fucken goober went and bought a 'orrble old Gixxer and lowered the tone of the whole thing.


ahhahaha, an cheeers sue for getting jiimmy on the comnputer so quick, that wainui trash cunt would of taken days to reply to this. your good for himn.


She's better for "himn" than you'll ever know sunshine.

Awww, don't go Mikey, I'll miss ya!

[Skunk]

Seeya Mikey - enjoy yourself. :doobey:

[mikey]

Had a "real" bike, then some fucken goober went and bought a 'orrble old Gixxer and lowered the tone of the whole thing.... She's better for "himn" than you'll ever know sunshine.
suzuki suck man. how many times i have to say it. this one broke down at 2800ks, stil running it fukn in. shoulda bought a honda. im going to burn in hell with zed for buying gay ole suzuki. yeh. she has a bike for starters!
You do know it's illegal to root goats, no matter how hot they are, right? fuck off cunt. ill get a fukn picture an tex it to you an youll fall over or some shit. youll get a shock. i did. ill even twist deano's arm 580 degrees up his back to say shes a minta! though im not saying how old she is.....:whistle:

[SPORK]

Mikey you can't leave! What will I do then?!

[mikey]

Mikey you can't leave! What will I do then?!

few things there son [ hahaha i just called someone son!]

[1]stop hiding behind a stupid name on the internt- at least peopel no what my name is.... omgwtfbbq = im really stupider than the guy next to the guy with the tshirt saying im with stupid.

[2]by a motorbike - cbr250rrrrr be the go. should of bought mine when it was up for a hundy

[3] grow some balls!

[Coyote]

Meh

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[Waylander]

All that BS and yet I didn't get a single mention despite the fact you once ran a poll to see if I should be booted out. Ohwell.


Im really leaving casue spank made you a mod an not me. im soooooooooooo jealous. same with the poll. i wish i was a genuine non yank stil american white trash cunt!

Spank didn't make me a mod lol, Wari did.

And white trash? Nah mate that's the other guy, I'm trailer trash.

[Coyote]

All that BS and yet I didn't get a single mentiondespite the fact you once ran a poll to see if I should be booted out. Ohwell.
I feel your pain :weep:

(pt)

[cowpoos]

whats the matter milky....someone hurt your feeling.

[SPORK]

few things there son [ hahaha i just called someone son!]

[1]stop hiding behind a stupid name on the internt- at least peopel no what my name is.... omgwtfbbq = im really stupider than the guy next to the guy with the tshirt saying im with stupid.

Oh I'm sorry. I will PM Wari to change my name to Nickey. Coz that's not gay at all, eh.


[2]by a motorbike - cbr250rrrrr be the go. should of bought mine when it was up for a hundy

Yeah, yeah dude, almost there. Did you have one at 15? Hmm?


[3] grow some balls!
Yeah ok, after you grow some and stop running away, you mulleted white-trash, bogan, runty cunt. :msn-wink:

[Quasievil]

Okay Bye miss you ........:motu:

[mikey]

Oh I'm sorry. I will PM Wari to change my name to Nickey. Coz that's not gay at all, eh.

no. that would be gay, very gay. change it to imcallednickcausemyslackparentscouldnthinkofanythi ngelse or something not gay, an something not stupid that screams im a 15yr old computer geek.


Yeah, yeah dude, almost there. Did you have one at 15? Hmm?
no i was into cars. had a DX corrolla. did have a supercharged levin motor in it. fairly tidy wagon.


Yeah ok, after you grow some and stop running away, you mulleted white-trash, bogan, runty cunt. :msn-wink:

white trash. im black man! real black. so black i dont see myself even when the sun is out.

[Sniper]

no i was into cars. had a DX corrolla. did have a supercharged levin motor in it. fairly tidy wagon.
I might know you then......... :devil2:




white trash. im black man! real black. so black i dont see myself even when the sun is out.

Brilliant, absolute brilliance:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[pyrocam]

.....................
<img src="http://www.pyrocam.orcon.net.nz/lol/dramallama.jpg">

[Hitcher]

Does the drama llama belong to that llama farmer at Ramarama? Or some other breeder of camelids?

[Skunk]

:corn:


lurking...

[Cibby]

awww mikey

As honored as i am, considering my reletive newby status to receive such a specific mention in your final speech, i cant help but feel that after all we have been through that it could have been slightly more postive.

And look, i'm really sorry, but as i said before, it just wouldn't have worked out between us.

I hope you and your goat.. sorry.. girlfriend are happy.

[John]

fucken woman.

[mikey]

awww mikey
As honored as i am, are happy.
you should be, i dont insult ever ho i pass walking down the street!
if there was a warrior nomination for "SITE HO" id vote for you!
an as i said, no offence meant. never met you. sick of the "cibby chic bla bla bla" dorkland guys, fucks sake, shes just another girl...........

an if my girls a goat.... i dont know what that makes you / most other things i set eyes on. ask the welly boys

[juzzer]

*blah blah... ask the welly boys

What have you been touching the Welly boys?

[scumdog]

Naked arse!! I feel almost priveleged!
Despite some not so veiled slagging at mikey at times he didn't wipe his arse with my name!!

Well dude, for what it's worth I hope you hang around, without you it only leaves WINJA to wind me up.

Hope life isn't too hard on you and all the cops you meet are nice'n'fair!!

[speights_bud]

What have you been touching the Welly boys?
Are you blind or did youre mother choose your avatar:blink:
I know what its like, my mother still dresses me funny:blank: good thing i can throw the leathers overtop and noone can see:blip:

[juzzer]

Are you blind or did youre mother choose your avatar:blink:
I know what its like, my mother still dresses me funny:blank: good thing i can throw the leathers overtop and noone can see:blip:

Yeah i told her to stop doing it...but you know what mothers are like.....:blink:
PS - i only like little stone boys, not big men like mikey ;)

[speights_bud]

I think Mikey just needs to sit on Santa's knee and have a cookie. I'm sure if he doesnt tell santa will bring him something extra special.:whistle:

[juzzer]

I think Mikey just needs to sit on Santa's knee and have a cookie. I'm sure if he doesnt tell santa will bring him something extra special.:whistle:

And if he's a really good boy some more Magic Mushies that appear to power his excellent use of the engrish language? :doobey:

[N4CR]

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME READING THAT CRAP. YOU SOUND LIKE A 5TH FORMER LEAVING SCHOOL AND MOANING ABOUT EVERYONE. JUST KEEP TO FLAMING ZED IT WAS MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING.

HONDAS SUCK ANYWAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A QUOTE FROM SOMETHING AWFUL:


START FUCK OFF COMPUTER AND FUCK OFF YOUR INTERNET END START
Cactus frankie and his story... (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2181)

[inlinefour]

Thanks for the mention. Did you look at the rest of the old bike? Not exactly the sprotbike I have now ahe? Yea the balls are slowly growing, cheers for the interest. Tell ya what though, for someone who says he is sick of B/S in this site. You have done a good job of adding to it with this thread. How long until it ends up in pointless dribble? See ya later Mikey, take ya meds for a while and you might see life for the reality that it is.:doh: Up to you Mikey, come, stay. I reckon you should stick around though, what else would we do for entertianment?

[The_Dover]

Where was my mention you little piss bag?

Fuckin southern fairy.

[jrandom]

Shut up, mikey, you cunt. You can't go. Nobody ever leaves. Doesn't work that way, see?

You can think you're gone, but one day you'll be sitting in front of your web browser and the URL will just somehow... type itself...

[White trash]

You can think you're gone, but one day you'll be sitting in front of your web browser and the URL will just somehow... type itself...

Too true that statement.

And Mikey, for the record, Cibby aint that bad, I've seen alot worse roaming the back streets in Alicetown, that's for sure. No need to get all personal 'bout things.

You are still a rotten cocksucker though. That is fact.

[chris]

an chris fromKR. i was at your trackday man! hahahaha So why didn't you come and say 'hello' ? Were you in the group from the local kindy?

[MSTRS]

Two words, Mikey....Hotel California.
Oh....and See You on the Otherside

[judgeshock]

Ahh Mikey the big girls blouse, see you later dickhead :thud:

[sels1]

Two words, Mikey....Hotel California.

"You can check out any time you want, but you can never leeeeave!"

[ManDownUnder]

ok - bye...

[Postie]

Do you have ADD or are you just retarded???

[cowpoos]

well...I was thinking this thread was going to go straight in to a heated bitch fight...if fact I'm quite disappointed it hasn't...Oh well...be interesting to see how long he keeps repleying for since hes left the sight and all...lol

aye mikey...I can still smell lawn clippings....your lurkin....comon show your self...:doobey:

[Sniper]

Two words, Mikey....Hotel California.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

[ManDownUnder]

Do you have ADD or are you just retarded???

You mean they're exclusive? That's not what my specialist told me!

[ManDownUnder]

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends


eh wot?

You gotta find yourself an english translation...

[Hitcher]

eh wot?

You gotta find yourself an english translation...
I hesitate to ask what you thought the words were...

[froggyfrenchman]

ooooooooh christ.

[ManDownUnder]

I hesitate to ask what you thought the words were...

That's fine - I'm now hesitating to comment further "bugger bugger bugger" LOL!

Money where my mouth is..

"Her mind is definately twisted
She got her Mercedes Benz."

OK - now for the follow up qs...

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?

[Waylander]

Dynamytus, could you delete everything in your post under the first "Quote:"?

[NotaGoth]

mikey, santa told me he's giving you coal for christmas. you have apparently been a bad, bad boy.

[Sparky Bills]

Catcha dude.
See you and your yellow submarine round the hills.
Dont work too hard.

[**R1**]

Thats fucken funny, the bit about scumdog and spudchuka..so so true..

and im sure you were going to come down to Christchurch and teach me a lesson mikey? when?? mr lest and mr right are waiting.....

or you could shout me a sesh and ill forget the whole thing, what thing? oh wait perhaps I have had one sesh too many...:doobey: :doobey: :doh:

sad to see you go your a funny cunt..

[WINJA]

oh and you shouldnt talk about women like that, its pretty hurtful, i dont know why you have to be such a moron. To be honest i deal with bad motherfukers every day of my life, you aint bad, i bet your some geeky nobody who lives in his bedroom on pizza and coke, has zits bigger than your head and still gets breast fed.

you probably ride a mini chopper cause you cant ride for shit.
NOPE ITS BEEN VERIFIED , HES LEGIT

[Lou Girardin]

That's fine - I'm now hesitating to comment further "bugger bugger bugger" LOL!

Money where my mouth is..

"Her mind is definately twisted
She got her Mercedes Benz."

OK - now for the follow up qs...

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?

Tiffany as in diamonds.
Mercedes Bends (Benz)

Translation - she's materialistic and avaricious.

[Hitcher]

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?
Tiffany -- manufacturers of upmarket bling containing diamonds of significant carats.
Mercedes bends -- again a reference to a lifestyle of extravagant conspicuous expenditure. Nice play on words alluding to the diving disorder.

Clever use of language and allegory. Combined with great tunes, another reason to love the Eagles.

Lou beat me to it. Should read the whole thread first...

[Waylander]

Yea he beat ya Hitch but yours actually brought up the diving thing. Wich is what I thought of when I saw the lyrcs written out.

[The_Dover]

Mercedes bends -- again a reference to a lifestyle of extravagant conspicuous expenditure. Nice play on words alluding to the diving disorder.

I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank..........

[ManDownUnder]

I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank..........

na - for that you get a Becks...

[White trash]

oh and you shouldnt talk about women like that, its pretty hurtful, i dont know why you have to be such a moron. To be honest i deal with bad motherfukers every day of my life, you aint bad, i bet your some geeky nobody who lives in his bedroom on pizza and coke, has zits bigger than your head and still gets breast fed.

you probably ride a mini chopper cause you cant ride for shit.

Pretty sure he'd fuck you AND your raggedy arse 250 up without too much effort at all.

You ever met the boy? Didn't think so.........

[jrandom]

You ever met the boy? Didn't think so.........

Heh.

Take the rafter from thine own eye...

Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.

[cowpoos]

what the fuck are you talking about ya fairy princess...can you not talk like a normal person...or do you some how believe that using big words makes you more of a man or women or what ever the hell you are....

get a life...

[jrandom]

what the fuck are you talking about ya fairy princess...can you not talk like a normal person...

Was that a response to my post?

But I didn't use any big words that time!

Of course, if you're responding to mikey, I'm totally with you. He's a total fairy princess all the way, man.

[cowpoos]

Heh.

Take the rafter from thine own eye...

Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.

what do you think....

why would there be a rafter in trashes eye....I mean?????????

are you a dole bludging poet or sumthing.....?????????


:whocares:

[Hitcher]

I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank...
You can mitigate the effects of the bends associated with muff diving by staging your ascent. Or you can learn to breathe through your ears...

[White trash]

Heh.

Take the rafter from thine own eye...

Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.

Just tryin' to stir the pot a bit more mate, you know me.

And yeah, I do remember my intitial reaction to Mikey, then meeting him and thinking "This cunt's actually a stand up young bloke".

With the exception of the occasioanl trol, I don't think I've threatened to remove anyones teeth before meeting them since then.


Ahhhh, good times........

[Motoracer]

Oh bro, don't leave. Your one good cunt and one of my true supporters.

I'm gunna race harder and faster than ever before, for everyone who still belives in me.

Just hang around mate, I need your support bro!

[idb]

You can mitigate the effects of the bends associated with muff diving by staging your ascent. Or you can learn to breathe through your ears...
I use dive tables as my instructor taught me.

[scumdog]

I use dive tables as my instructor taught me.

I use my tongue - and make sure the dive tables have sturdy legs!:blink: :lol:

[jrandom]

why would there be a rafter in trashes eye....I mean?????????

It's a quote, man, Jesus said it first.


are you a dole bludging poet or sumthing.....?????????

Yeah, I'm real poetic. Whole bloody wardrobe full of berets and turtlenecks.

[idb]

It's a quote, man, Jesus said it first.

He was a clever f*cker that Jesus bloke

[Oakie]

He was a clever f*cker that Jesus bloke

Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:

[chris]

He was a clever f*cker that Jesus blokeNo shit. He managed to convince millions of people that he was the son of a god, clever fella.

[Cibby]

No shit. He managed to convince millions of people that he was the son of a god, clever fella.


HAHA. totally.

and then that whole "healing the sick" and "raising the dead"

etc..

[Ixion]

Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:

He rides a Triumph Saint

[judgeshock]

I think that he probably rides a peewee. All his ministers seem to like riding small young things. :lol:

[Phurrball]

...im outa this joint....if your sick of it fuck off!
signing out.


I have edited your speech for you. You could have been far more enigmatic had you said more with less.

As others have said - 'Hotel California'. If you're really leaving, hows about posting a vid of your suicide bombing? Now that'd be creative! (PT)

[Sniper]

MOses rode a Triumph. It says so in the bible.

[Hitcher]

MOses rode a Triumph. It says so in the bible.
It was a car, not a bike. Apparently he was in it, not on it...

[heavenly.talker]

Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:


With those sandals...definitely a scooter:lol: :lol:

[Waylander]

With those sandals...definitely a scooter:lol: :lol:
The real question is, would he be sitting up straight or hunched over forless wind resistance?

[The_Dover]

See, even Jesus wasn't a big enough fag that he would ride a cruiser. He'd rather be seen on a donkey or an SJ50....

[Waylander]

Amazing though that cruiser ridersactually manage to have a bike last more than a few months. Must be the rider's lack of skill.:bash:

[inlinefour]

See, even Jesus wasn't a big enough fag that he would ride a cruiser. He'd rather be seen on a donkey or an SJ50....

Honda Cub:doh:

[The_Dover]

Amazing though that cruiser ridersactually manage to have a bike last more than a few months. Must be the rider's lack of skill.:bash:

Shit, I'd rather replace it every few months than ride that embarassing heap of scrap!!

Lack of skill? Lack of speed......

[inlinefour]

Shit, I'd rather replace it every few months than ride that embarassing heap of scrap!!

Lack of skill? Lack of speed......

Which is more embarrassing. The cruiser, or the twisted piece of metal in your profile pic. I'd personally think the latter.:killingme

[The_Dover]

Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??

[Sniper]

Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??

So thats an admittance to being a homosexual? :whistle: :killingme

[scumdog]

Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??

Good call from a guy that has an avatar that looks like a wannabe Village People member - and is probably a self portrait!:killingme :lol: :wait:

[The_Dover]

Hey, don't disrespect Maurice we're just good friends. Plus he's from the mainland, he doesn't know any better.

[Deano]

Yea he beat ya Hitch but yours actually brought up the diving thing. Wich is what I thought of when I saw the lyrcs written out.

Who's a clever boy then.:wait:



Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??

This is better. Some decent shit slinging to liven up the forum.

[Waylander]

Sorry Dover but I would rather live past the age of 30, but you go ahead and crash all you want. Drive the cost of spare parts down for other peaple.

[Dafe]

Spot ya later Mikey! Thanks for being a straight up & honest KB'er!

[inlinefour]

Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??

and maybe you will come out of the closet? Crashing is not part of finding your limits, its just fucking it up. The sooner that you learn this simple rule, the longer you'll keep a bike. But you might be younger than me and I did also have to learn the hard way as a teenager.

[cowpoos]

crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy.

wern't you on a straight peice of road on that last crash??? :doh:

[White trash]

I'd rather ride an embarassing heap of shit, maybe even a Honda, and ride 'round the outside of some hotshot with his bike parked mangeled in some drainage ditch somewhere, than blow $23K every few months on scrap aluminium.

Finding limits is all abouts learning to feel from the feedback a machine is giving you, what's happening. Theoretically, if you know exactly what the bike's telling you, you'll know when it's on the edge and wont overstep it.

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

[Dafe]

I'd rather ride an embarassing heap of shit, maybe even a Honda, and ride 'round the outside of some hotshot with his bike parked mangeled in some drainage ditch somewhere, than blow $23K every few months on scrap aluminium.

Finding limits is all abouts learning to feel from the feedback a machine is giving you, what's happening. Theoretically, if you know exactly what the bike's telling you, you'll know when it's on the edge and wont overstep it.

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

White Trash hit that nail square on the head!!!

I've never commented on this topic before, I've always thought it's such a load of shit when people say they dropped their bikes learning it's limits.
Can you not feel when a tyre begins to slip or when your bike starts becoming unstable? Maybe you don't consider that a limit! Then maybe you decide to push it further.....:doh:

Bikes give an awesome feedback alright. I guess some people just aren't born to ride! Mind you, mine is a Zuki! Maybe that explains it then. :devil2:

P.S. COME BACK MIKEY!!!!!
No one here has your panache for slagging off people, I love it!!! I need my crude abusive slagging fix in the mornings!

[inlinefour]

I'd rather ride an embarassing heap of shit, maybe even a Honda, and ride 'round the outside of some hotshot with his bike parked mangeled in some drainage ditch somewhere, than blow $23K every few months on scrap aluminium.

Finding limits is all abouts learning to feel from the feedback a machine is giving you, what's happening. Theoretically, if you know exactly what the bike's telling you, you'll know when it's on the edge and wont overstep it.

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

Like WT said, however you do have to wonder about the mentaility of an individual who uses the "finding the limits" to justify a crash. Yea I might ride like a nanna at times, depends on the conditions and how much I know where I'm riding. I would have thought that this would be mere common sense, but thats just my opinion. Yea I like riding faster, but how often is it safe to do so?:doh: I dont live next to a race track either...:slap:
Thinking along the lines of my sig quote, without having any common sense and concept of safety, living tends to become a problem.

[Sniper]

Often I have felt the back wheel twitch when Im coming down a hill and knock it down a gear. I count that as a limit and use it to judge how well Im going to pull a corner off. Thats my limit seen and learnt.

Having 3 crashes on the same type of bike tells me that there doesn't seem to be much learning involved.

[T.W.R]

I'd rather ride an embarassing heap of shit, maybe even a Honda, and ride 'round the outside of some hotshot with his bike parked mangeled in some drainage ditch somewhere, than blow $23K every few months on scrap aluminium.

Finding limits is all abouts learning to feel from the feedback a machine is giving you, what's happening. Theoretically, if you know exactly what the bike's telling you, you'll know when it's on the edge and wont overstep it.

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

that would be the best couple of sentences pieced together i've read here W/T.

over the years of riding i've been involved in & the numerous number of bikes i've ridden, the art of becoming a fast rider isn't one of using the bike, its creating a harmony between the bike & the rider,feeling it, understanding the machine, & knowing the limits of the bike & rider.
becoming smooth is the key to speed, being fluid & knowing the mesages the bikes sending you, becoming one with the bike.
learning from mistakes & understanding the reason for the mistake is a key, the majority of the time its lump of the top of the shoulders that causes the mistake or accident, not the bike.

[avgas]

well that was a bit melodramatic.....and fucken confusing but Eh
Do they have bikes in Neverland Mikey?

[The_Dover]

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

Nice to admit you're a hypocrite then WT?

I've had one crash that was my fault since I've been riding and I can safely safe that I won't be finding that edge again!

However, I'd still rather learn the lessons than get fuckin bored.

[Sniper]

However, I'd still rather learn the lessons than get fuckin bored.

Fucken expensive lessons though.

[inlinefour]

Fucken expensive lessons though.

I just think its farkin stupid...
Sorry dover, did not realise how unsatisfied you are in life.

[White trash]

However, I'd still rather learn the lessons than get fuckin bored.

Aggreed to a certain extent, if I ever get bored riding, I'll stop. Why the hell would anyone ride if it was boring?


Nice to admit you're a hypocrite then WT?


How does admitting I was a squid doing squidly things make me a hypocrite mate? It took three weeks in hospital, a perminantly fucked right wrist and two smashed feet to understand that I wasn't actually learning anything, just hurting myself more and more.

I took an extremely long, analitical look at my riding style, techniques and skills and figured I could go a hell of alot faster, and much more safely once I figured out how to do it right. Ask anyone who's ridden with me in the past 5 years, I'm bloody fast (if I may say so myself) yet never have "moments" or incidents (a few indecents maybe) and always welcome back once invited. It's a nice feeling.


I've had one crash that was my fault since I've been riding and I can safely safe that I won't be finding that edge again!

IMHO (and I know this isn't nessecarliy a shared view), unless you ride with your eyes closed, every accident is avoidable. I've hit cars doing u-turns/pulling out without looking, but had I thought early enough, "This fucker might not stop", I wouldn't of hit 'em.

BTW. My orginal post was a generalization, not aimed at you but thanks for responding, indicates you're a thinker.:yes:

[White trash]

I just think its farkin stupid...
Sorry dover, did not realise how unsatisfied you are in life.

I wouldn't say it's stupid, I mean crashing IS a big part of learning to ride, it's just better done right at the beginning and nervous stage when the speeds are lower. I just think Dover's not quite expressing what he's trying to say too well.

I think that implying that by riding a cruiser, you're having a boring ride is a little narrow minded though.

[T.W.R]

I wouldn't say it's stupid, I mean crashing IS a big part of learning to ride, it's just better done right at the beginning and nervous stage when the speeds are lower. I just think Dover's not quite expressing what he's trying to say too well.

I think that implying that by riding a cruiser, you're having a boring ride is a little narrow minded though.

years ago it was the expected norm to have at least 1 good crash in the first 2yrs of riding & to expect to have decent crash in the first 10yrs of motorcycling, and if that didn't happen you were doing something wrong!

its part & parcel of motorcycling & you learn from your mistakes & if you don't more fool you! learn to undertand & know the machine your on & minimise the chance of it teaching you a lesson about controlling your ego

it doesn't matter what sort of bike it is whether its sports, cruiser, chook chaser or what. as long as your doing it & its what you enjoy.

[inlinefour]

I wouldn't say it's stupid, I mean crashing IS a big part of learning to ride, it's just better done right at the beginning and nervous stage when the speeds are lower. I just think Dover's not quite expressing what he's trying to say too well.

I think that implying that by riding a cruiser, you're having a boring ride is a little narrow minded though.

Agreed there WT, everyone is entitled to their opinion, including the_dover. However it would be a boring old world if we all rode the same bikes, and that inludes gixxers.:blip:

[White trash]

Agreed there WT, everyone is entitled to their opinion, including the_dover. However it would be a boring old world if we all rode the same bikes, and that inludes gixxers.:blip:

Want me to rock your world?

See here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=21187).

Never thought that'd happen did ya?

[NC]

LOVE :D :D

[NC]

ur a dick, fuk off you dont deserve to be here.
That's not manners. Mikey is a fucken nice guy.:mad:

[SPORK]

That's not manners. Mikey is a fucken nice guy.:mad:
And I'm certain even HE can spell better than ol' DYNAMYTUS5023893

[scumdog]

And I'm certain even HE can spell better than ol' DYNAMYTUS5023893
Not by his present track record!!!!

[inlinefour]

LOVE :D :D
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.:pinch:

[The_Dover]

Sorry, been fishing!

Hey WT, I was referring to you admitting to having been a squid but saying that you know the bikes limits without having overstepped them, ie crashing. I respect what I have head and seen of you as a rider but by your own admission it took a few hard knocks to get there and I don't believe anyone will be able to push a bike to it's limits without actually finding them at least once!

As for the cruiser thing, I don't actually care what people ride I just like giving Gaylander shit for his poor mans Harley Fergusson!! I've been seen riding round on everything from a TLR to a dog rooter and an M50 in the past few weeks and I enjoyed riding all of them, well except maybe the cruiser cos I did feel a little gay.

Maurice liked it though.

[Wellyman]

I'd rather ride an embarassing heap of shit, maybe even a Honda, and ride 'round the outside of some hotshot with his bike parked mangeled in some drainage ditch somewhere, than blow $23K every few months on scrap aluminium.

Finding limits is all abouts learning to feel from the feedback a machine is giving you, what's happening. Theoretically, if you know exactly what the bike's telling you, you'll know when it's on the edge and wont overstep it.

Repeated crashing is what squids and throttle jockeys with too bigger dyno charts and too smaller brains do. I know, I've been one.

Oi Mr Trash. Easy about the Honda's matey, you will my my CRF upset :oi-grr:
WM

[Wellyman]

firstly id like to say jimmy aka white trash is so old an slow jesus passed him on the his donkey going to some place for a feed.

secondly im outa this joint. im sick of people that keep going there sick of kb, caseu fucks sake man, if your sick of it fuck off! kb is all about riding/crashing/cops giving fines/talkign shit about this new awesome bike you got. bvut then there are the guys who work in offices all day on there asses bored fuckless that post utter shit about nothing. like cibby chic is hot.... fucks sake man... shes average on a good day. no offence hun....(ooops smiley)

oh an you office pricks. this aint shit. its straight from the heart.


scumdogs a policeman, worthy UPHOLDER of the law. spudchucka is a fukn nazi homo who thinks its his duty to ENFORCE THE LAW AT EVERY INSTANT OF THE DAY. hes probably the cunt that knocked me off my bike, an tried to do me for lots of shit in court.

an some of the elder kb members (no offence you old cunts!)might remember my first post. ahahahahahahahahahaha all you cunts thought i was busted up good an gone to get raped in jail thanks for the 50 red reps homos! I DIDNT GET A SINGLE FUCKING FINE / DAY IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeh i got better, 6 months in his lordships flashest residence on drugs hehehehehe

zeds my hero. i wana be in the brethren sect just like him. do you give as much to your church as you spend on your bikes mate? youll burn in hell!!! FISH smells an thinks hes smart casue he uses big words but does have this awesome signature. frostys smoked to much crack in the 60s!


an last of all id like to say inlinefour/jonny rotten/ an what ever else the gimp created is a nana of a rider. nanas are ok. its when they say there not it bugs me. i saw the tyres on his bike directly after he sold the bike. more chiken strip than used tyres. hahahaha you sdlow cunt. the new bike wont make you any faster. grow some balls!

yeh ill probably lurk around in invisible mode, like white trash an lena... ahhaha what the fuck you guys.... get over it!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooh im going to get a crack for that ahhahahahaha

an chris fromKR. i was at your trackday man! hahahaha

an to all the people that were really looking forward to meeting me at the taupo track day, im really sorry guys but i sold the spot off to a mate cause my ho didnt make enough cash to feed the kids last week. come round to my place an smash me or something, happily give out the address on a public forum. im the only white guy in about a kilometer radius an apparently one of the bros, even if you do manage to get me youre fucked!

anywho.
its been great entertainment for the last year posting shit whilst drunk as some of these smileys, some people really take it to heart.

signing out.

MIKEY! TEAM GOLDIE HONDA - watch out for it..... winning races somewhere near you!
SUZUKI SUCK ARSE. FILTHY FLITHY ARSE>
SPECIALLY THOSE K1 GSXR600s which i dont ride on my learners.

Oh and Mikey, get lost, go and take your lousy imature comments to somebody who actually cares instead of taking it out on members of this site who have doen nothing to you.

WM :Playnice:

[Zed]

secondly im outa this joint....


zeds my hero. i wana be in the brethren sect just like him. do you give as much to your church as you spend on your bikes mate? youll burn in hell!!!Gee thanks for the kind mention in your retiring speech boy wonder.

Wait a minute, you lied again, you didn't retire at all - WTF are you still doing here dickhead? :baby:

[Zed]

Oh and Mikey, get lost, go and take your lousy imature comments to somebody who actually cares instead of taking it out on members of this site who have doen nothing to you.

WM :Playnice:Green rep to you Wellyman, totally agree with your summation of the boy wonder. :2thumbsup

[Lazy7]

Mikey - join www.nzhondas.com its a web forum full of 15 year olds with hondas. you'll be at home there.

haha - i'm just saying that. i dont even know you. but i got to support my man in auckland. its the patriotic thing to do.

have fun where ever you go. :yes: