Akl Saturday 10th Dec "PISSUP IN THE PARK"

[Qkchk]

Formerly known as "Christmas in the Park"

Join your hosts, Qkchk and Custard on the 10th December @ 4pm Auckland Domain.

What is involved:

1. Good Company
2. Good Food
3. Good Weather (perferably hot as this will go well with the main aim)
4. Good Music (Well, some celebrities can sing except for Dick Hubbard)
5. Good Price (The concert is FREE!)

Method: Combine all 5 ingredients in a bowl (The Domain) and spread the mixture out on a manicured lawn. Bake in the afternoon sun till the stars come out and then let the good times roll! (Really!)

Aim: The aim of this excercise is to, well..... have a damn good time. We will be heading down to the Domain approx 4ish, get a good seat (up to the top 1/4) and proceed to eat and get drunk. Nothing better than a good sing-a-long and a dance when you're drunk with 250,000 other farked people (well maybe not all of them will be ..... think of the kids ;)) We should know, we are both seasoned veterans!

A Wheelbarrow will be surplied..............
1. For carrying the grog down and
2. For carrying the farked ones back home :lol:

WEATHER PERMITTING :doh:

[texmo]

In like flin buddy....

[Qkchk]

In like flin buddy....
Now to only get the rest of them to come......... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

[texmo]

nah im more fun than a bag of chips.....
who needs them other fullas? juzzer might be back in time?

[juzzer]

nah im more fun than a bag of chips.....
who needs them other fullas? juzzer might be back in time?

And yr implying.....

[Rhino]

ScorpyGirl and I could be a starter for this. We may have to bring a cask and our 500ml wine glasses. :)

[texmo]

ScorpyGirl and I could be a starter for this. We may have to bring a cask and our 500ml wine glasses. :)
well I am guessing the wheelbarow is reserved for you guys?

[texmo]

And yr implying.....
that you should come scince your a funny git :niceone:

[Qkchk]

that you should come scince your a funny git :niceone:
And bring your toxic twin with ya! I'm sure there would be room for the two of you in the wheelbarrow! :drinknsin

[juzzer]

And bring your toxic twin with ya! I'm sure there would be room for the two of you in the wheelbarrow! :drinknsin

Alas IF i am back in the country i'll prob be playing with the little fella :nono:

[Karma]

Alas IF i am back in the country i'll prob be playing with the little fella :nono:


That what you call it? little fella? :blip:

[Scorpygirl]

And bring your toxic twin with ya! I'm sure there would be room for the two of you in the wheelbarrow! :drinknsin

Rhino and I have already reserved places!!! :2thumbsup You can all wheel us back to Mt Eden!!! :banana:

[juzzer]

That what you call it? little fella? :blip:

Yup........and he's quicker than the oldman...

[Scorpygirl]

That what you call it? little fella? :blip:

No bro - his little fella is a blonde, blue-eyed cutey, who will be stealing hearts by 11 years old. :banana: ...OOPS :spudbn:

[Rhino]

And bring your toxic twin with ya! I'm sure there would be room for the two of you in the wheelbarrow! :drinknsin
As Sg has said, we have a prior booking on the wheelbarrow (Thanks Texmo.) The scary thought is, if the toxic twins end up in the barrow as well WHO IS GOING TO BE ON TOP???:blip:

[Scorpygirl]

Pick me, pick me!!! I am lighter eh!!! :2thumbsup Sorry Cibby!!! :blip:

[Qkchk]

The scary thought is, if the toxic twins end up in the barrow as well WHO IS GOING TO BE ON TOP???:blip:
Shall we start a wager? ;) Come on Cibby and Dover, youre both bloody quiet......

hmmmmmm Both quiet? :gob:

[juzzer]

As Sg has said, we have a prior booking on the wheelbarrow (Thanks Texmo.) The scary thought is, if the toxic twins end up in the barrow as well WHO IS GOING TO BE ON TOP???:blip:

Remember i get all touchie feelie when i'm pissed...so i better be on the bottom for good access :blip:

[Karma]

Yup........and he's quicker than the oldman...

Nice kid. Poor bastard looks like you thou.

[juzzer]

Shall we start a wager? ;) Come on Cibby and Dover, youre both bloody quiet......

hmmmmmm Both quiet? :gob:

Shhhhhh - you'll start another visious KB rumour..."I know something you dont know"..... ;)

[juzzer]

Nice kid. Poor bastard looks like you thou.

LOL - dont worry bro, he'll grow up to be big strong and handsome....

[Indiana_Jones]

You can take booze there?!
I might be interested in this idea..........Magua :D

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

Now to only get the rest of them to come.........

You only have to rub a little faster...:msn-wink:

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone coming in from out West? Frosty or someone?

Would be good to share a taxi home....

[Cibby]

No bro - his little fella is a blonde, blue-eyed cutey, who will be stealing hearts by 11 years old. :banana: ...OOPS :spudbn:

hands off! He is mine!!!


I'm so there people..... gonna be wayssted..

[Damon]

Sounds like a good get together, only problem is all the christmas music, i'll have to get wasted and sing my own songs :drinknsin

[Cibby]

Shall we start a wager? ;) Come on Cibby and Dover, youre both bloody quiet......

hmmmmmm Both quiet? :gob:


haha stop spreading filthy rumours..

we are busy working.. *cough*

I vote ummm.. probably texmo on the bottom followed by rhino, then maybe juzzer, Dover.. me and then scorpie..

quickchick.. you can jump ontop of me if you like.. and then maybe custard as well.

dunno who is gonna be wheeling us along thou.. oh dear...

[ManDownUnder]

dunno who is gonna be wheeling us along thou.. oh dear...

Get someone to whack a chainsaw motor and a couple of skids onto the bastard... you'll be ok

[texmo]

Pre order you booze today... $20 a bottle for what ever takes your fancy eg buron, whiskey, vodka ect... It ranges from 60-80% depending on what you want....

Note: the 80% tastes like ethanol but gets the job done....

[The_Dover]

Fuck that, Texmo's home brew. We'll all be like Stevie fuckin Wonder by the end of the night, well a cross between him and George Best.

I value my liver, despite the abuse I give it!!

[texmo]

Hey I worked as a cellar hand for villa maria making New Zealands best wines for 6months any 05' Villa maria wines you buy have had the texmo touch....

But I dont want to kill/mame/blind people, so It aint my home brew but a friend how has been doing it for 20 odd years

[Karma]

Hey I worked as a cellar hand for villa maria making New Zealands best wines for 6months any 05' Villa maria wines you buy have had the texmo touch....


I'll steer clear of those then... shudder to think what you might get upto in a cellar when nobodys around. :blink:

[texmo]

Hmmm let me think steel 20ltr kegs were abundant, so was a huge 600kw boiler so ther was ample hot water, and there was dry ice on tap....
wonder what happens when you mix the three?

[Scorpygirl]

I vote ummm.. probably texmo on the bottom followed by rhino, then maybe juzzer, Dover.. me and then scorpie..

quickchick.. you can jump ontop of me if you like.. and then maybe custard as well.

dunno who is gonna be wheeling us along thou.. oh dear...

Yeah I knew I would end up on top :banana: :2thumbsup

[Qkchk]

As far as I know............

Both Custard and myself have gone to the last 2 together (Custard is a veteran - 6 times in a row.... what a legend!) and even tho people may think there is a Alcohol ban - supposedly there isn't because it is a charity night (people donate a gold coin each year - if they wish to...) the cops turn a blind eye to the drinking...

As long as you don't flaunt it and throw bottles around or get soooooo horribly drunk that we really do cart you off in the wheelbarrow, then drinking is ok.

My theory is BE DESCRETE........ and blend in with all the other drunks of the night. :hbd:

[Rhino]

I would agree with Qkchk. We have done them from 1995 to 2002. Provided you don't do anything stupid:bash: , all is well.:2thumbsup

I'm sure that a bunch of subtle KBers can blend in to the point of invisibility.:yeah:

[aff-man]

hmmmmm this event might be showing enough promise to spark my interest.....

[Qkchk]

So how will we met up guys/gals? Shall we converge to a certain spot down there or should we have a meeting point elsewhere - like Wendys/BK or ? . Once we are there it will be rather difficult to locate one-another amongst 100,000+ people. Has anyone got a KB flag?

[DMNTD]

Yep pretty keen to find out times and details re meeting.:bleh:

[skidMark]

don't drink and ride lol hey who has a big american pick up truck....and a hot tub :blip: :blip:

lol i can't get there i aint got other transport and i aint gunna pay a taxi ill prob just ride there and not drink lol

[Qkchk]

Since we will heading down @ 4pm we figured it would be easier just to txt us to find out where we are all sittin...... Custards Ph no: 021 878755. We are hoping to get a front - middle seating area. Things to consider:

A blanket and/or fold-up chair :spudguita
Your own booze or orange juice (2x bottles of bubbles per person we calculated or a six pack...)
Food - Bring you own food unless you fancy lining up for hours on end to by a $5 hotdog.... A picnic basket is the ideal thing. Salmon, cheeseboard with crackers, sandwiches etc....
Santa hat or glow-in-the-dark sticks (everyone has one each year - do you want to feel left out?) :banana:

Don't bring:
Any expensive gear - jewellery, cd/mp3 players, wallets, cameras etc. (We had a bad experience last year, a group of shit-heads were targetting drunk/unattentive people and were ripping them off right under their noses!):doh: If we have a good sized group; more drink, more food and more security! :2thumbsup

[Scorpygirl]

Hi all

Sorry Rhino and I won't be able to make it as planned. I have sprained my left ankle rather badly on the dance floor last night at my work Christmas do. :doh: :slap: I didn't even somersault this time!! :killingme

Hope you all enjoy the night and have a glass of wine for us!! :yes:

[skidMark]

but where to park my mini motox lol :P

[The_Dover]

Hmm, do I come get pissed up with you homos or go get a root?

[Rhino]

Hi all

Sorry Rhino and I won't be able to make it as planned. I have sprained my left ankle rather badly on the dance floor last night at my work Christmas do. :doh: :slap: I didn't even somersault this time!! :killingme

Hope you all enjoy the night and have a glass of wine for us!! :yes:
Here's an update on Scorpygirl's ankle. We went to the doctor this morning and she wasn't sure if it was broken or not, so sent us off to get xrays.:wait:

3 and a half hours later we get the results and find that it isn't broken, so we go home and I strap it with a crepe bandage.:done:

That and the Panadol seem to be doing the trick at the moment. We have our Ulysses Xmas do tomorrrow and we will be travelling in the cage, as she can't get a boot on or get on the 'Wing.:slap:

She is a worry (but of small stature.):yes:

[texmo]

Hmm, do I come get pissed up with you homos or go get a root?
dover came with us and got pissed then try to have a root but couldn't find any orifices

[The_Dover]

That's what you think Texmo me old china but your CBR ain't gonna be too comfy today ;)

[texmo]

That's what you think Texmo me old china but your CBR ain't gonna be too comfy today ;)
Yer, well I wont find out. It wont fucking start so I wont be taking you on the outside today, I guess I will have to wait untill you get the gixxer...
Hows jims tooth brush?

[Qkchk]

Tried to get hold of everyone who rang us - but the phone lines were jammed! It happens every year down @ the Domain, so many ph calls and one 1 repeater................

Nice to meet and greet Gazza and co, shame the rest of you flacid roosters didn't turn up.... :bash:

[Highlander]

ScorpyGirl and I could be a starter for this. We may have to bring a cask and our 500ml wine glasses. :)


My wine comes from the shop in 700 - 750 ml glasses.