Horny Black K5 - Dover's first wreck!!

[The_Dover]

Here is my first wreck that has been rebuilt and sprayed in matt black with a bit of copperflake!!

Pretty fuckin horny if you ask me!

[Waylander]

Other than that can on the side, for once I have to agree with you. Gonna try and get it back?

[The_Dover]

Nah, already sold. Gonna get a black and grey probably. Or a cage.

OR an M50 so me and Maurice can go up P'Road for a latte and some cottaging...

[SPORK]

Oooh arr, that looks horn. Would be better without the grey though. How much did it go for?

[Lou Girardin]

OR an M50 so me and Maurice can go up P'Road for a latte and some cottaging...


Your first name isn't Ben by any chance?

[Devil]

Why dont you just buy a raven R1 instead. Looks much more interesting.
At least it isnt that gay blue and white scheme...

[The_Dover]

I'm not buying this one, I just did step one of the renovations but the R1 is the outrageously gay mans superbike.

The fairings look like they were designed by Edward Scissorhands and the Yamaha dealer in Akl (not West Akl! never been to that fella but have heard nothing but praise for him) isn't worthy of the steam off my shit. Top that with the facts it's being replaced in a few months, the Yammie dealer rep said they can't get the 05 anyway and I just don't want one.

Plus anyone who's not a total schlong knows blue and white bikes are faster.

[scumdog]

If your avatar is a pic of you it shows you have been to the same 'school-of-snappy-dressing-and-correct-facial-hair-placement' as myself!!:niceone:

Of course a few tassles wouldn't have gone astray.....:whistle:

[bugjuice]

what was the damage on this one?
it's gonna take a little more work to get the second one back up to scratch, ay?

[DMNTD]

Your first name isn't Ben by any chance?
...more like Fell:whistle:

[The_Dover]

what was the damage on this one?
it's gonna take a little more work to get the second one back up to scratch, ay?


I think that one is going to made into the worlds first 1000cc unicycle.:bash:

[sAsLEX]

I think that one is going to made into the worlds first 1000cc unicycle.:bash:

and see here i was thinking that this would be perfect for one of these http://www.edge.au.com/buggies_piranha.htm

[vifferman]

Mr The Dover: I did search for it, but I missed what happened. I gather you crashed (this bike before it was black?) and that it had summat to do with sunstrike, but other than that, I've no idea what happened, where, or when.
Any chance of some elucidation? Or failing that, just telling me WTF happened?

[bugjuice]

and see here i was thinking that this would be perfect for one of these http://www.edge.au.com/buggies_piranha.htm
yeah, you stick a 1000cc motor in that, and you won't stop grinin until 10 years after burial..

[The_Dover]

No, this one was my first one. I was coming home from work on a Friday night and some bruddy asian hit me on Wellesly St. Head On. That was back in July, 'bout the 9th I thunk. I was fine after that one but did slide off her bonnet clutching my nuts and talking like the dudes in that ute advert.

Coupla hot pig bitches came to the crash scene but I was too incapacitated to hit on them properly....i'd love to fuck a pig in uniform.

[sAsLEX]

yeah, you stick a 1000cc motor in that, and you won't stop grinin until 10 years after burial..

the one in the pic has a 954 motor in it and a few have v twin thous. the 954 one has pnuematic shifting via paddles for fu*k sakes it done so metcicoulsouly... good!

Me and a mate are going to build one next year sometime, will have to get Dover to wreck some more k5s to bring the prices of a decent power plant down

[bugjuice]

sweeeeeeeeeeeet
I've played with some Honda Pilots which were 400ccs (I think), but I remember having to mix oil with them, so they must have been two strokes. Anyway, used to hack them around for the company, so played heaps in them. Just a single gear forwards and reverese. Unrestricted (had to be, for the punters), we could wheelie them.. Fuckin good fun


<img src="http://www.off-road.com/atv/pilot/images/pilota.jpg"></img>

[The_Dover]

will have to get Dover to wreck some more k5s to bring the prices of a decent power plant down

Please don't put a voodoo hex on me or I'll have to send Maurice round to break it...:buggerd:

[bugjuice]

they say things happen in 3's.. get another K5 and prove it wrong..

snipe, we could have another engine on the way then.. ;)

[Grahameeboy]

It's at Colemans and I know the guy who is looking to buy it...only 900kms on the clock around $19,000 ish I gather.

[Sniper]

they say things happen in 3's.. get another K5 and prove it wrong..

snipe, we could have another engine on the way then.. ;)

Yeehaaa, that looks pretty cool.

[ducatilover]

fuck any k5 looks horn if it has that can on it:banana:

[madboy]

i'd love to fuck a pig in uniform.Not usually what I think of when I say "f*** the 5-0", but now that you mention it, it appeals to me too :blip: That one that was on trial for assault with those two other male cops... now if they had some like her in the Highway Patrol there would be a few less runners in Wgtn...

[Sniper]

fuck any k5 looks horn if it has that can on it:banana:

You have no sense of style. :lol:

[ducatilover]

You have no sense of style. :lol:
and we both have hondas.......though mines more powerful:banana:

[Sniper]

and we both have hondas.......though mines more powerful:banana:

Its not on the road though is it?

[The_Dover]

Its not on the road though is it?

There are probably still a few bits he didn't pick up........

[ducatilover]

There are probably still a few bits he didn't pick up........
yeah and some in the ditch......

[ducatilover]

Its not on the road though is it?
thats not the point.......waaah:bash:

[scumdog]

No, this one was my first one. I was coming home from work on a Friday night and some bruddy asian hit me on Wellesly St. Head On. That was back in July, 'bout the 9th I thunk. I was fine after that one but did slide off her bonnet clutching my nuts and talking like the dudes in that ute advert.

Coupla hot pig bitches came to the crash scene but I was too incapacitated to hit on them properly....i'd love to fuck a pig in uniform.

And your gender preference is????? pig or pigess?

Not that I'm volunteering if you stick with pig!!!:nono:

[The_Dover]

And your gender preference is????? pig or pigess?

Not that I'm volunteering if you stick with pig!!!:nono:

Hmm, you're only gay if you receive and at least the fucking pig would know what it was like to be shafted! BUT, he may enjoy it.

I'll stick with the sow thanks!:blip:

[**R1**]

It's not blue and white so i guess its a start...

[**R1**]

And your gender preference is????? pig or pigess?

Not that I'm volunteering if you stick with pig!!!:nono:I think he means spudchuka:lol:

[Gremlin]

that looks bloody nice, I always reckoned matt black without the horrible stickers and shit would look good on a sprotsbike... pity I can't afford something like that.

But that damn exhaust... WHY?!?!? :crybaby:

[Coyote]

Me and a mate are going to build one next year sometime, will have to get Dover to wreck some more k5s to bring the prices of a decent power plant down
Ooooo, tells us how you make it when you do get round to doing it. I'm interested in making one myself

[WINJA]

THATS THE BEST PAINT JOB IVE SEEN ON A K5 , THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE 600 STICKER ON THE BACK TO BAIT THE NOVICES , THATS WHAT I DID TO MY ZX9