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Sniper
3rd December 2005, 14:51
Today's question: What in the world is electricity and where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson: On a cool dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings. Did you notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain? This teaches one that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important lesson about electricity.

It also illustrates how an electrical circuit works. When you scuffed your feet, you picked up batches of "electrons", which are very small objects that carpet manufacturers weave into carpet so that they will attract dirt. The electrons travel through your bloodstream and collect in your finger, where they form a spark that leaps to your friend's filling, then travel down to his feet and back into the carpet, thus completing the circuit.

AMAZING ELECTRONIC FACT:
If you scuffed your feet long enough without touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger would explode! But this is nothing to worry about unless you have carpeting.

Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc. for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in. Then along came the first Electrical Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a lightning storm and received a serious electrical shock. This proved that lightning was powered by the same force as carpets, but it also damaged Franklin's brain so severely that he started speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as, "A penny saved is a penny earned." Eventually he had to be given a job running the post office.

After Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments. Among them, Galvani discovered (this is the truth) that when he attached two different kinds of metal to the leg of a frog, an electrical current developed and the frog's leg kicked, even though it was no longer attached to the frog, which was dead anyway. Galvani's discovery led to enormous advances in the field of amphibian medicine. Today, skilled veterinary surgeons can take a frog that has been seriously injured or killed, implant pieces of metal in its muscles, and watch it hop back into the pond. However, water is a great conductor of electricity and the frog is immediately electrocuted.

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877 was the phonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented. But Edison's greatest achievement came in 1879 when he invented the electric company. Edison's design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is the brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again.

This means that an electric company can sell a customer the same batch of electricity thousands of times a day and never get caught, since very few customers take the time to examine their electricity closely. In fact, the last year any new electricity was generated was 1937.

Today, thanks to men like Edison and Franklin, and frogs like Galvani's, we receive almost unlimited benefits from electricity. For example, in the past decade scientists have developed the laser, an electronic appliance so powerful that it can vaporize a bulldozer 2000 yards away, yet so precise that doctors can use it to perform delicate operations to the human eyeball, provided they remember to change the power setting from "Bulldozer" to "Eyeball."

scumdog
3rd December 2005, 14:57
Yeah but how about some facts on how you have to keep the smoke in electrical devices and the best way of keeping it in, after all EVERYBODY knows if the smoke escapes the device stops working.

e.g. - just look at an overheated electric drill, as soon as it has stopped smoking (when it has all escaped) the drill won't work anymore.

Less of the phoney science shit, just give us practical facts eh?:lol: :killingme :wait:

Highlander
3rd December 2005, 15:03
I always wondered how it really worked.

Wish they told me this when I did 6th form fizix. :bash:

oldrider
3rd December 2005, 15:11
Forty years in the electricity business and now I feel my education is complete! I am forever in your debt Mr Sniper! :slap: John.

Eurodave
3rd December 2005, 15:29
So, lemme get this straight...Sniper... If I leave a power point on, does that mean Ill need to put a large bowl beneath it to collect all the electrons that will leak out? Is this the cause of the electrons building up in the carpet that you mentioned in your article?If this is true [and Ive no doubt it is] how big does said bowl need to be?How can I tell if it is full??? A voltmeter perhaps?? or should I use an ammeter?? So many questions, so little time

Jantar
3rd December 2005, 15:30
I always wondered how it really worked.

Wish they told me this when I did 6th form fizix. :bash:

This from a Guy who sells electricity? :innocent:

Eurodave
3rd December 2005, 15:31
This from a Guy who sells electricity? :innocent:
Or as I prefer to call it.... Electrickery

Sniper
3rd December 2005, 15:32
Just for all your guys info, I didn't write this. My brain hurts too much. I wrote the Santa one (Well most of it after reading a little piece)

Highlander
3rd December 2005, 15:32
This from a Guy who sells electricity? :innocent:


Note the bit that says the Electricity company takes it back and sells it to the customer again - theres the secret. :2thumbsup

ducatilover
4th December 2005, 20:13
you must be a very lonely guy snip:killingme

oh thanks for nominating me i feel proud...[is that good?]:stupid:

scumdog
5th December 2005, 02:23
How come the water in the bottom dam on the Waitaki makes just as much electricity as the water at the top (Benmore) dam??
Surely Benmore would have used up all the electricity in the water and there would be none left for the Waitaki dam????
And why can I just put a set of jumper leads in the Clutha and snag the 'lectricity for nothing? This is all SO tricky! electricky! :spudwhat:

Oldtimer and Jantar, please help here!!:pinch:

Edbear
5th December 2005, 06:54
Brilliant! HAve you guys heard about the Theory of Dark? I'll dig it out and post it.

ManDownUnder
5th December 2005, 08:46
Brilliant! HAve you guys heard about the Theory of Dark? I'll dig it out and post it.

Is that the dark sucker theory? When you turn a light on it actually sucks the darkness out of the room

Jantar
6th December 2005, 01:18
How come the water in the bottom dam on the Waitaki makes just as much electricity as the water at the top (Benmore) dam??
Surely Benmore would have used up all the electricity in the water and there would be none left for the Waitaki dam????
And why can I just put a set of jumper leads in the Clutha and snag the 'lectricity for nothing? This is all SO tricky! electricky! :spudwhat:

Oldtimer and Jantar, please help here!!:pinch:

The answer to the first one is obvious. Because the power companies send electricity across the lines, then get the same electricity straight back again, it can be put back into the water and taken out again at the next dam downstream, and so on right down the river chain. Now here's the good part: The electricity generated in the bottom dam is brought back along the wires that lead to the top dam, so it can be used again and again.

In the Clutha, the electricity sent out from Roxburgh is accepted back at Clyde so there is none left for you guys down in the Big River Town.

But if you really want some cheap power, next time you're up I'll give you a bucketfull of water from above the dam, still full of electricity.

Highlander
6th December 2005, 01:27
The water in the Waitaki river is a different colour because it is a higher voltage.

ManDownUnder
8th December 2005, 15:18
But if you really want some cheap power, next time you're up I'll give you a bucketfull of water from above the dam, still full of electricity.

Cheers - tried that but the toaster went all funny when I poured the water in, something went bang and the bread turned to mush instead of toast.

Should I have unplugged it first, and if so - why?

Highlander
8th December 2005, 15:37
Cheers - tried that but the toaster went all funny when I poured the water in, something went bang and the bread turned to mush instead of toast.

Should I have unplugged it first, and if so - why?


Clearly the water was from the Waitaki river (different colour = higher voltage). The result is letting the smoke out both previusly discussed here.

skidMark
8th December 2005, 23:08
i took all youre advice and decided to go skinny dipping rather than sleeping but the electricity did not seem to recharge me

instead i came out all covered in sewage and fish hooks with sprats hanging off me does auckland harbour carry no electricity does the pollution stop it from carrying much voltage :stupid: :lol:

scumdog
8th December 2005, 23:18
i took all youre advice and decided to go skinny dipping rather than sleeping but the electricity did not seem to recharge me

instead i came out all covered in sewage and fish hooks with sprats hanging off me does auckland harbour carry no electricity does the pollution stop it from carrying much voltage :stupid: :lol:

Last person I spoke to that was SO illiterate was a blind mute Eskmo, sheesh, I would have thought an Auker would be more astute. :doh: :slap: :bash:

Ixion
8th December 2005, 23:20
i took all youre advice and decided to go skinny dipping rather than sleeping but the electricity did not seem to recharge me

instead i came out all covered in sewage and fish hooks with sprats hanging off me does auckland harbour carry no electricity does the pollution stop it from carrying much voltage :stupid: :lol:

There is no electricity in Auckland Harbour. John Banks sold it all off to overseas interests in a secret pre-election deal.

skidMark
8th December 2005, 23:21
There is no electricity in Auckland Harbour. John Banks sold it all off to overseas interests in a secret pre-election deal.


lol!!!!

and sd wtf lol

N4CR
8th December 2005, 23:40
lol!!!!

and sd wtf lol

BECASUE NOONE SPEAK LIKE ENGRISH YOU KNOWING WHAT SAY!?
I HAVE NO UINDERSTAND THE FULLSTOP AND THE CROMMA FOR MAKING SENSES FOR YOUR READING JOY

John
8th December 2005, 23:43
BECASUE NOONE SPEAK LIKE ENGRISH YOU KNOWING WHAT SAY!?
I HAVE NO UINDERSTAND THE FULLSTOP AND THE CROMMA FOR MAKING SENSES FOR YOUR READING JOY
MY STICKERS HAVE SOOOO MUCH MORE VEEEEEETEX THAN URS SHAMS!

scumdog
8th December 2005, 23:44
lol!!!!

and sd wtf lol

EH?? WTF is wrong with you??? I thought it was plain English!!

skidMark
8th December 2005, 23:47
It is not because i cannot spell, or use correct grammer for instance.

It's because i can not be fucked!.

that took tooooo much energy and time which means i am not able to post whore as much lol :lol:

scumdog
8th December 2005, 23:56
It is not because i cannot spell, or use correct grammer for instance.

It's because i can not be fucked!.

that took tooooo much energy and time which means i am not able to post whore as much lol :lol:

Have you no drive?? is all your energy been used by lower forms of life???

And did your English teacher teach you nothing??NOTHING???

"can not be fucked" - hell man, if that is the case then I'm suprised you have enought energy to breathe enough to maintain life - let alone do anything else.