TONO
5th December 2005, 16:16
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" :stupid:
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.":slap:
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." :wait:
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug." :doh:
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.":slap:
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." :wait:
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug." :doh: