Endangered Fish caught in net

[SPORK]

Due to unforeseen events, several nets have been placed around the Auckland harbour to prevent Fish from entering certain domains.

An anonymous source claims that local technology companies are expecting sudden and inexplicable jumps in engineering productivity over the short term.

Marine forecasters are predicting a concomitant rise in evening and weekend piscine populations.

[Eurodave]

Im sorry..... but WTF are you on about?

[Coyote]

Yay! The beginning of a pointless drivel thread!

[bugjuice]

gonna have to go with ED on this..

[SPORK]

Read between the lines, people...

[Eurodave]

OK OK youve got our attention,.............NOW SPILL!

[Waylander]

What I want to know is why is this in site stuff? Better spill quick as to what you are really on about.

[bugjuice]

me's thinkin not the fush in the sea..

[Sniper]

Is fish out of a job or moderating?

[skelstar]

Has Fish been banned from the site? Or the work computer or something?

[SPORK]

Gosh, I give you guys too much credit. Did any of you pass 5th form?

[SPORK]

Has Fish been banned from the site? Or the work computer or something?
We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen! (The latter part of your guess)

[Squiggles]

fish isnt working night shifts no more????

[bugjuice]

Gosh, I give you guys too much credit. Did any of you pass 5th form?
no.
i find this offensive.

[SPORK]

no.
i find this offensive.
Don't worry, you're a successful dancing pig at a rave concert.

I havn't passed 5th form either.


Yet. (well, I might of, I just don't know yet)

[El Dopa]

Has Fish been banned from the site? Or the work computer or something?

Kinda got the impression that this might have been the reason 'fish' left the site last time.

Pass on my best regards. 'Tain't nice being busted at work for this sort of thing (and yes, I do have first hand experience).

[SixPackBack]

I am amazed at the regulars on here all day every day, how do they get away with it?

[Colapop]

You can still work for a government entity or at least on secondment and spend more time surfing than working! I know I do. But I am trying to cut down - I only check in every hour or so now.

Before ya get wired about it I'll be back at my real work where there are very strict internet controls.

[skelstar]

Im not sure how I get away with it but I do surf with iages off. If anyone is using firefox then youve got to download an extension called 'images like opera'. You can ctrl-right-click on image placeholders and it loads just that image. Very cool.

[cowpoos]

I am amazed at the regulars on here all day every day, how do they get away with it?


easy...I am the boss....:wait:

[boomer]

easy...I am the boss....:wait:

i bet you have some sintalating conversations with the staff too CowPoos, i can just imagine it now..


Daisy.. Daisy.... DAISY...DAISY!!!... oh fuk it
make up your own response (http://www.urban75.com/Mag/cow.html)

[SixPackBack]

easy...I am the boss....:wait:
So am I. Just not a good look for the workers talking shit on here all day, not to mention bad for business

[Eurodave]

I am amazed at the regulars on here all day every day, how do they get away with it?

I ,for one, can spend a bit of time on here as I consider myself to be 'semi retired' :bleh: although my wife considers me to be 'temporarily between jobs'!???:doh:

[Waylander]

Work is cutting back hours and I never really sleep. That's how I'm always on. Yes I have no life when out of Auckland or off my bike. I like it that way.

[Dadpole]

Lucky me. Finished for the year and start again February. Poor wifey is working over Xmas. :2thumbsup

[Cibby]

poor fish...

I got an email today from my big boss copying in my other big boss saying it was noticed that i spent to much time online, on teh phone and late lunches...

\:doh:
i gotta behave.

HAHHAHA YEAH RIGHT.. :yes:

[cowpoos]

i bet you have some sintalating conversations with the staff too CowPoos, i can just imagine it now..and to be honest I have some really horny fetishes that are to do with cows...I would like to poke my little doodle in ones bum and ram her till see goes BAAAAAAAAA like a sheep...

Daisy.. Daisy.... DAISY...DAISY!!!... oh fuk...daisy
we don't have many cows in england thats why I came over here...I want to be a farmer soooo bad



Really !!!!!!!!! :wait:

[Goblin]

Really !!!!!!!!! :wait:


You funny!!

[inlinefour]

I am amazed at the regulars on here all day every day, how do they get away with it?

Ive got a bad habit of leaving my computer connected to KB and then pissing off. I note that you often do the same SPB?:nya:

[boomer]

Really !!!!!!!!! :wait:

i actually got exported due to my fetish. Ozzie was full so apparantly they're using NZ as a run off :blank:

[Sniper]

I am amazed at the regulars on here all day every day, how do they get away with it?

Systems Admin.

[SixPackBack]

Systems Admin.
Really?......does it say in your contract 'thou must spin shite on KB all day every day?':lol:

[Sniper]

Really?......does it say in your contract 'thou must spin shite on KB all day every day?':lol:

Close, it says I must monitor all users and penalise and report those using excessive bandwidth for personal internet use. :killingme

[Ixion]

So - to define "excessive", you need to establish a bench mark of what is "reasonable" bandwidth usage. And the most logical way to do that is to monitor your own usage - since that by definition must be reasonable. And report any one who uses more than you. But, in order to be fair, you need to make sure that your own usage is at the maximum end of "reasonable". Hence, the need to monitor suitable sites- and KB is more suitable than most. Works for me.

[Sniper]

Depends on how many variables I have to deal with when I sit at my desk. If the coffe machine wasn't turned on for me, the systems always seem to go on the blink for 29 mins exactly. If it is on, well I look for fault in something else just to justify me being an arse.

[boomer]

Depends on how many variables I have to deal with when I sit at my desk. If the coffe machine wasn't turned on for me, the systems always seem to go on the blink for 29 mins exactly. If it is on, well I look for fault in something else just to justify me being an arse.
commonly known as god syndrome. :eyepoke:

[SixPackBack]

GET BACK TO WORK YER LAZY BUGGERS

[Lou Girardin]

Business use.

[oldrider]

So - to define "excessive", you need to establish a bench mark of what is "reasonable" bandwidth usage. And the most logical way to do that is to monitor your own usage - since that by definition must be reasonable. And report any one who uses more than you. But, in order to be fair, you need to make sure that your own usage is at the maximum end of "reasonable". Hence, the need to monitor suitable sites- and KB is more suitable than most. Works for me.
You sound like an "old person" or a "public servant" Ixion. :slap: Can this be true? John.