Extras for a photo shoot

[MeHigh]

Hi there guys!
I’m looking for 2 bikers for a dream job! Age 30-50 with a cool look(biker look not gigolo). All ya have to do is ride to Puhoi Bar in the morning next week( one day job) , have a couple of beers, and act like you belong there (for some of us is not that hard lol).
We need 2 extras in a photo shoot for Max (beside the gorgeous model… of course a “she”:blip: ). So, you will get 100$ for :drinkup: a couple of hours drinking beer in Puhoi Bar and you will appear on Max’s billboard in few months.
If you are keen send me a photo at pescarulsupermeserias@yahoo.com and I will get back to ya shortly.
Cheers!

[bugjuice]

I reckon Big Dave and SP man..

[DemonWolf]

ah damn.. dont fit either of those two description (biker look not gigolo)

but wouldn't mind being paid to drink beer !!!

[Marmoot]

Damn ya Kit ya handsome boy. You'd better apply with that Fast&Furious bike of yours!!!

[bugjuice]

something tells me you're taking the piss now.

[kerryg]

I'd come but I'm too ugly

[Karma]

ride there... drink beer with good looking bird.... get paid?

sounds like fun... and a recipe for drunken bike falling off stuff...

[_Gina_]

I would but I'm a girl :bash:

But I am cool!!

[SARGE]

need i say more? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17920&d=1129532163)

[ManDownUnder]

need i say more? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17920&d=1129532163)

SHITE - all we need is a knife fight in the background, smashed glass all around and a body sipiing aroundon the ceiling fan... the stage would be set

[Waylander]

Those recomending sportbike riders, seeing as this is in the hogs and other cruisers area I don't think they are looking for that type ofr biker look.

Would offer myself but A: too young(for the age requirements) and B: can't get up there for it.


But I would recomend Big Dave and Sarge if he got himself a proper cruiser jacket.

Would say Slashwylde but he's not old enough either.

[SARGE]

Those recomending sportbike riders, seeing as this is in the hogs and other cruisers area I don't think they are looking for that type ofr biker look.

Would offer myself but A: too young(for the age requirements) and B: can't get up there for it.


But I would recomend Big Dave and Sarge if he got himself a proper cruiser jacket.

Would say Slashwylde but he's not old enough either.


just so you know dumbass.. i have a leather jacket that YOU would die for ( you forget what i ride back in the Motherland...)

[ManDownUnder]

Those recomending sportbike riders, seeing as this is in the hogs and other cruisers area I don't think they are looking for that type ofr biker look.

Would offer myself but A: too young(for the age requirements) and B: can't get up there for it.


But I would recomend Big Dave and Sarge if he got himself a proper cruiser jacket.

Would say Slashwylde but he's not old enough either.

To quote Crashe... "Who wants a cruiser"?

To quote me... "That's what I want to know"

[Waylander]

just so you know dumbass.. i have a leather jacket that YOU would die for ( you forget what i ride back in the Motherland...)
Actually I don't like branded clothing so doubt I "would die for" a harley patched jacket. But if you wear it then yea you may be what they're looking for lol. You just need the ZZtop beard now.

[Big Dave]

Hi there guys!
I’m looking for 2 bikers for a dream job! Age 30-50 with a cool look(biker look not gigolo). All ya have to do is ride to Puhoi Bar in the morning next week( one day job) , have a couple of beers, and act like you belong there (for some of us is not that hard lol).
We need 2 extras in a photo shoot for Max (beside the gorgeous model… of course a “she”:blip: ). So, you will get 100$ for :drinkup: a couple of hours drinking beer in Puhoi Bar and you will appear on Max’s billboard in few months.
If you are keen send me a photo at pescarulsupermeserias@yahoo.com and I will get back to ya shortly.
Cheers!


What is Max ?

[ManDownUnder]

What is Max ?

Sanitary Pad Manufacturer...

still wanna be in the shoot?

[Big Dave]

Sanitary Pad Manufacturer...

still wanna be in the shoot?

Sure - i'm the biggest c*** you know.

[Big Dave]

WOT...it's the max factor

What happened to Elizabeth Arden?

[WRT]

What is Max ?

You gave yourself away. You should have asked "WHO is Max?"

I have no problem admitting that I have perved at the chicks in the billboards, however.

[Big Dave]

You gave yourself away. You should have asked "WHO is Max?"

I have no problem admitting that I have perved at the chicks in the billboards, however.


I still have no idea what you are talking about - is it a magazine? serious.
the context is from the original post.

[MeHigh]

Max is a fashion company … Common send me some rugged Hog looking kinda guys photos!
Sarge I think you are the firs man standing. I will ask me boss an get back to ya!
P.S. Did a mentioned the photo model … aaa… yeap!

[Waylander]

Just do it Dave. All you have to do is sit/stand around drinking beer or whatever and looking staunch.

PS, MeHigh check BD's profile.

[MeHigh]

We are talking about a photo shooting for a big banner in Auckland … like 6m on 3m. I ‘ll be in that too… as an extra …

[ManDownUnder]

Where are the pics of the toy run?

BD - that pic of MackTheKnife (http://www.davidcohen.co.nz/toys/pages/PICT3314.htm)...

That's him on the left with his name nearly appearing on his shir...

Or this guy (http://www.davidcohen.co.nz/toys/pages/PICT3312.htm) (back right with sunnies on his head) - who's that?

BD - I took a liberty of linking to your shots - if you want me to break the link just say so.
MDU

[Colapop]

BD it'll be your chance to be on the other side of the lense - good for a chuckle.

[MeHigh]

http://www.max.co.nz/max.php?section=home&vip=na

That's Max

[ManDownUnder]

http://www.max.co.nz/max.php?section=home&vip=na

That's Max

Please tell me this (http://www.max.co.nz/images/campaigns/store_3.jpg) isn't the model...

[MeHigh]

Buahhaaaha... nop. It's alive!

[Big Dave]

well, yeah - i can do biker at the bar.

[Colapop]

well, yeah - i can do biker at the bar.
...I happen to have a few shots from my portfolio handy actually....

[crashe]

Ummmmm does it have to be a male in this shoot....?

What about us gals...?

I got a cruiser..... and I can look tuff...
Ok I aint tall but heck I can climb up onto one of the stools...
and I can drink beer.....

And I am free during the week.... and I know where the Puhoi pub is.

[ManDownUnder]

well, yeah - i can do biker at the bar.

THERE YA GO! - looks good to me.

A tough bastard no less!

[SARGE]

Actually I don't like branded clothing so doubt I "would die for" a harley patched jacket. But if you wear it then yea you may be what they're looking for lol. You just need the ZZtop beard now.


first off.. has anyone ever seen me in anything wityh any type of brand on it?

no.... this was given to me some years ago from an old school biker icon.. you arent worthy enough


p/t

[Gontour]

$100 seems a little under the going rate of having to hire bikes, + models + arrange them to be there but hey its better than a day earning $99

[Colapop]

well, yeah - i can do biker at the bar.

You can do bikers at the bar??!!?? Sounds like another Gaydar alert!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MeHigh]

$100 seems a little under the going rate of having to hire bikes, + models + arrange them to be there but hey its better than a day earning $99

You don’t need the bike in the shoot! (Bikes in the pub???) You just need to drink dressed in your macho man leathers( no crazy coloured speed leathers ). I know is not much 100$, but will be fun just to ride there and have a beer for free… like 20 beers for free.

[MeHigh]

And is for a couple of hours... 50$ / h... I think is not bad!

[MeHigh]

Another thing… please send me photos without sun glasses if you can! Thanks

[SARGE]

Another thing… please send me photos without sun glasses if you can! Thanks


i think i have my old gatorskin eyepatch if you want an air of authenticity..


dead serious you know..

[ManDownUnder]

Another thing… please send me photos without sun glasses if you can! Thanks

You better be careful - this lot'll turn up at a pub with any excuse whatsoever... the very possibility of earning money would be a bonus.

[Big Dave]

Another thing… please send me photos without sun glasses if you can! Thanks


I withdraw - I thought you said authentic.

[SARGE]

hey i just had a thought Dave..


do we need an agent ya think?

i wouldnt wanna be tricked into working on a porno or Shortland Street or anything..

[ManDownUnder]

hey i just had a thought Dave..


do we need an agent ya think?

i wouldnt wanna be tricked into working on a porno or Shortland Street or anything..

I'll do it - I'll look after ya.

lemme see...
25% commission
expenses
vehicular running costs
number of days till Christmas...

[Big Dave]

hey i just had a thought Dave..


do we need an agent ya think?

i wouldnt wanna be tricked into working on a porno or Shortland Street or anything..

I don't understand 'tricked' into porno? Injured in the rush to get to the 'shoot' I can understand.
Shortland st..........never watched it, but.....oooooh.

[Big Dave]

Ummmmm does it have to be a male in this shoot....?

What about us gals...?

I got a cruiser..... and I can look tuff...
Ok I aint tall but heck I can climb up onto one of the stools...
and I can drink beer.....

And I am free during the week.... and I know where the Puhoi pub is.


There are just some things you need a MAN for, girlfriend.

[SARGE]

There are just some things you need a MAN for, girlfriend.


vehicle maintenance and lawn care?????

[Big Dave]

vehicle maintenance and lawn care?????

Dealing with rodents.

[SARGE]

just how "Biker " do you want?


this is me on my days off......

[Big Dave]

piss weak.
(although the patch has cred)

[SARGE]

piss weak.
(although the patch has cred)


patch is for real too...lol


maybe Dave and i need to go shake down some chinese tourists..
hell man... i certainly wouldnt wanna meet THOSE 2 in a dark alley...

EDIT: SO THATS WHERE MY FRIGHT WIG DISAPPEARED TO!!!!!

[oldrider]

Hi there guys!
I’m looking for 2 bikers for a dream job! Age 30-50 with a cool look and I will get back to ya shortly.
Cheers!
:Oi: Bloody age discrimination! You will be hearing from my lawyer.:banana: I know where you live. :Pokey: John.

[Joni]

Dave - I think your profile pic says it all... end of the search in my books! :spudbooge

[2wheels in Red Beach]

need i say more? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17920&d=1129532163)
Yeah, I don't think you'll fit in at the pub Sarge, you don't look much like a drinker in that photo.

[SARGE]

Yeah, I don't think you'll fit in at the pub Sarge, you don't look much like a drinker in that photo.


sorry man... dont keep any pix of me at work.. that would just be wrong..

[thehollowmen]

good luck finding the people you need.

I'd go get out a cruiser from the HD shop down here for the day if you wanted but... I'm far too south.

[Waylander]

just how "Biker " do you want?


this is me on my days off......
Who's the gorilla? and how come the skull cap isn't the confederate flag. That would complete the look right there.

[SARGE]

Who's the gorilla? and how come the skull cap isn't the confederate flag. That would complete the look right there.


sorry man... no rebel flags here.. too much like wearing branded sportswear..(NIKE!!)

got a pretty gnarly one with skulls all over it though

[thehollowmen]

actually
why doesn't somebody pm whitetrash or whoever is at the HD store to test ride a few for the morning?

[SARGE]

actually
why doesn't somebody pm whitetrash or whoever is at the HD store to test ride a few for the morning?



dont think they are looking for bikes.. just bikers..

[thehollowmen]

dont think they are looking for bikes.. just bikers..
yeah but the store down here will loan you jackets with tassels and sunglasses and everything you need to also look the part :-D

[Waylander]

sorry man... no rebel flags here.. too much like wearing branded sportswear..(NIKE!!)

got a pretty gnarly one with skulls all over it though
Nah, needs to be plain black. and put the patch strap under it rather than over.

[FROSTY]

I'd put my hand up -But I don't think I look bikie enough.

[SARGE]

I'd put my hand up -But I don't think I look bikie enough.



Serial Killer maybe.......:doh:

[crashe]

There are just some things you need a MAN for, girlfriend.

That is just so unfair mate.... I look the biker part....
Heck I will even cut my hair off for it as well if need be... :rofl: :rofl:

Oh well I know where Im not wanted.....
Off to another thread for me...:doobey: :spudbooge

[SARGE]

I don't understand 'tricked' into porno? Injured in the rush to get to the 'shoot' I can understand.



ok.. scenario for ya ...

Hi Guys.. here's your Co-Star "Roger Ramhard"


still keen?

[ManDownUnder]

ok.. scenario for ya ...

Hi Guys.. here's your Co-Star "Roger Ramhard"


still keen?

I'm guessing he's not a fluffer...

[MeHigh]

Ok Guys!
Dig Dave r you in or out?
We will have a van for the transport if ya intend to have some beers or is raining or the bike is not working. The guys that sent me photos please send me a contact number so we can chat. My boss was impresed with your faces so he decided to hire 3 guys.
The non official placement is:

Sarge ( buahahha... you man are a character! You cand play in movies)
Dig Dave ( if you are still in just pm me a ph number)
Hal ( you have chances if you don't shave that day...hehehheh) and Frosty(you can send me a better photo man - bigger than 2cm/2cm. I know you but my boss doesn't) are fighting for third.

So the commpetition is still on for the 3-rd place. Send me photos guys don't be shy!!!

[jaybee180]

Ok Guys!
Hal ( you have chances if you don't shave that day...hehehheh) and Frosty(you can send me a better photo man - bigger than 2cm/2cm. I know you but my boss doesn't) are fighting for third.

So the commpetition is still on for the 3-rd place. Send me photos guys don't be shy!!!

I promise I won't let him shave that day - you know that goatee is there for a reason and he ain't gettin rid of it for no photo shoot!!!!!

[NhuanH]

just how "Biker " do you want?


this is me on my days off......
Does that mean when on tour with the Village People, you dress even gheyer??

Are you secretly Dover's Maurice?

[Big Dave]

OK - on the back of a PM from sarge - i'm in.
No sunnies and dressed up like the three striped one attached.
I'll send you my phone no.
i'm a weeks growth away from my best biker look however.

[marty]

well, yeah - i can do biker at the bar.

i did 'biker at the bar' last weekend at our Xmas work party - is this what you're looking for?

[MeHigh]

You'r cool man!
So guys, you'r so shy (except a handfull of guys)... Anywho, Monday between 10:30 and 1 a clock, at #78 Upper Queen Street is the casting, at Virtus Communications( the office of my graphic design comp). Drop by and have a chat with my boss so you don't have the immpression that is a joke or a porn thingie... not that I wouldn't mind to have some porn shooting with that sweet model hehehehhehehe...

[Big Dave]

i did 'biker at the bar' last weekend at our Xmas work party - is this what you're looking for?


my previous attachment edited to show scowly face.

[Big Dave]

You'r cool man!
So guys, you'r so shy (except a handfull of guys)... Anywho, Monday between 10:30 and 1 a clock, at #78 Upper Queen Street is the casting, at Virtus Communications( the office of my graphic design comp). Drop by and have a chat with my boss so you don't have the immpression that is a joke or a porn thingie... not that I wouldn't mind to have some porn shooting with that sweet model hehehehhehehe...

OK - no probs - know how it works - I have art directed a few similar sounding shoots.

[SARGE]

Does that mean when on tour with the Village People, you dress even gheyer??

Are you secretly Dover's Maurice?



HAHAHAHAH ... man you are one funny motherfucker


why dont you roll by work sometime with that sense of humor and we can pop into the back room for a laugh..

[SARGE]

We will have a van for the transport if ya intend to have some beers or is raining or the bike is not working.



shit man... thought ya said "BIKERS' ... not soft cocks



Sarge ( buahahha... you man are a character! You cand play in movies)



been there , done that ..

[Big Dave]

HAHAHAHAH ... man you are one funny motherfucker


why dont you roll by work sometime with that sense of humor and we can pop into the back room for a laugh..


You're Roger Ramhard?!?!?!?

[SARGE]

You're Roger Ramhard?!?!?!?


no.. im Steve Suplex


Maybe Brian Breaknose..

Ken Kickintheballs?

[NhuanH]

HAHAHAHAH ... man you are one funny motherfucker


why dont you roll by work sometime with that sense of humor and we can pop into the back room for a laugh..
Last time you lured me into the special room, it was to just "talk"...

You still prefer being the spoonee?

[SARGE]

Last time you lured me into the special room, it was to just "talk"...

You still prefer being the spoonee?


i'll ring my tatoo gun and the special breast templates i had made for prison..

you bring something to bite down on..

[NhuanH]

i'll ring my tatoo gun and the special breast templates i had made for prison..

you bring something to bite down on..
Have you chewed out all of your pillows? Again...?

I thought your Johns preferred you with false teeth out?

[SARGE]

Have you chewed out all of your pillows? Again...?

I thought your Johns preferred you with false teeth out?



damn shame you'd never hear me till it was too late..


who writes your jokes? Winston Peters?


(do me a favor man.. next time you pop in.. wear some black pajamas and a coolie hat you little VC looking dink.. i'll mix up some Napalm and we can relive some old flashbacks....)

[NhuanH]

damn shame you'd never hear me till it was too late..
but I'M the Ninja - the ultimate power, remember? Don't make me flip out!
Are you referring to the MO that led to your prison time, as referred to above? Where you answered to a 350lb man known as Bubba?


who writes your jokes? Winston Peters?
Winnie only wishes for material this crass and yet adroit. Unlike his regular banal stuff.


(do me a favor man.. next time you pop in.. wear some black pajamas and a coolie hat you little VC looking dink.. i'll mix up some Napalm and we can relive some old flashbacks....)
Dang, where is that ninja smiley? I wanted to demonstrate the black jammie of ultimate power. Talkin' of VC though, when the revolution comes, I'll give you a 30 minute warning white man (PM/txt/email?). Only because you have taken the time to show Dover and I the special room and honed our manwhore techniques :blip:

[SARGE]

but I'M the Ninja - the ultimate power, remember? Don't make me flip out!
Are you referring to the MO that led to your prison time, as referred to above? Where you answered to a 350lb man known as Bubba?


lets just say Bubba begged to be put in solitary





Dang, where is that ninja smiley? I wanted to demonstrate the black jammie of ultimate power. Talkin' of VC though, when the revolution comes, I'll give you a 30 minute warning white man (PM/txt/email?). Only because you have taken the time to show Dover and I the special room and honed our manwhore techniques :blip:


yup.. whatever you say Charlie. i think it will go something like this....

'i'll just call Sarge and let him know his time is up...#ring ring#.... what was that noi.....???!!!!?!?!!?'

[NhuanH]

lets just say Bubba begged to be put in solitary
were you that bad a manwhore???

Now, can you please leave me alone. I gotsa pretend to be working for the white oppressor while plotting the revolution. We can't all slurp coffee and eat donuts all day waiting for prey (oh, sorry, "customers").

"Do you want extra gravy with that 3 Piece Quarter Pack Madam?"
:done:

[SARGE]

were you that bad a manwhore???

Now, can you please leave me alone. I gotsa pretend to be working for the white oppressor while plotting the revolution. We can't all slurp coffee and eat donuts all day waiting for prey (oh, sorry, "customers").

"Do you want extra gravy with that 3 Piece Quarter Pack Madam?"
:done:


side of Botulism with every party pack

[MeHigh]

Thanks for coming Sarge, hope you had a good time too! Lookin' forwerd to see ya again for rides & beers

[SARGE]

just saw myself on the side of a bus!!!

[Colapop]

Glass jugs??!!?? I haven't seen glass jugs in a pub since I was not old enough to drink!

[SARGE]

Glass jugs??!!?? I haven't seen glass jugs in a pub since I was not old enough to drink!
PUHOI IS IN A TIME WARP ANYWAY....

[sAsLEX]

Glass jugs??!!?? I haven't seen glass jugs in a pub since I was not old enough to drink!

TUI super jugs are glass in any pub and they make a huge fuckin mess when you smash them.....

[Blairos]

Glass jugs??!!?? I haven't seen glass jugs in a pub since I was not old enough to drink!

The Kurow Hotel up the Waitaki Valley serves their Beer in Glass Jugs - I'm sure the beer tastes better (mind you, after 6 of them, you cant really tell):drinkup:

[Colapop]

Beer is always better from chilled glass jugs. I remember watching my old man and his mates sitting out back of the Lake Ferry pub drinking beer in the sun (near on 25 years ago now...) Those glass jugs were great - gave me my first taste...

[SARGE]

Beer is always better from chilled glass jugs. I remember watching my old man and his mates sitting out back of the Lake Ferry pub drinking beer in the sun (near on 25 years ago now...) Those glass jugs were great - gave me my first taste...



keep in mind.. that was at about 9 am that pic was snapped..


always Happy Hour SOMEWHERE in the world i guess...

[ManDownUnder]

PUHOI IS IN A TIME WARP ANYWAY....

Time warp or a black hole?

[The_Dover]

They didn't have the wide angle lens on that day then? I see your gut is out of shot.

[Big Dave]

Well it's a step up from the WANTED posters anyway.

[Colapop]

...now turn to the side...


Ads are great fun. 10am and you've got to portray a typical nightclub scene... Or a sunny summers day and it's 7 degrees!

[Big Dave]

Time warp or a black hole?

It's a good pub - full of inked up heavy lookin harley dudes some days - usually my's kinda folks.

Shame about the shitfight riding home from it on a Sunday arvo.
Better since I got the Buell - exit via the dirt.

[SARGE]

They didn't have the wide angle lens on that day then? I see your gut is out of shot.



Yea.. they needed it that day to try and get a shot of your ego

[The_Dover]

Yea.. they needed it that day to try and get a shot of your ego

Yeah, just like trying to take pictures of Nessie or Sasquatch.

[nudemetalz]

Beer is always better from chilled glass jugs. I remember watching my old man and his mates sitting out back of the Lake Ferry pub drinking beer in the sun (near on 25 years ago now...) Those glass jugs were great - gave me my first taste...

When we going to go for a beer, Col ?

Must be long overdue.

[Waylander]

Lol looks like you were a guy that just happend to be there and leaned in to get yourself in the shot lol.

[Colapop]

When we going to go for a beer, Col ?

Must be long overdue.
Spetember mate - after comp. ... and hopefully when I get my bike - once I'm not spending $300/month on for 1 f*cking night! But I knew that going in so I'll remain calm... :cry: (training is going well though)

[nudemetalz]

Spetember mate - after comp. ... and hopefully when I get my bike - once I'm not spending $300/month on for 1 f*cking night! But I knew that going in so I'll remain calm... :cry: (training is going well though)

Sweet as. Let me know when you're ready to get a bike and I'll help you shop :)

[Colapop]

Ready to get a bike?!? Oh about ... Hmmm ... NOW!! But I know the score ... I have to be patient, good things come to ... Blah blah blah...

I'll be patient I promise :wait:

[mikey]

Shame about the shitfaced riding home from it on a Sunday arvo.


hard work being a model eh dave
all that posing would of made you quite thirsty
still more fun riding drunk eh

[Paul in NZ]

just saw myself on the side of a bus!!!

Hey - cool looking picture. The blue of that dress really suits you man!

(just kidding)

Paul N

[SARGE]

Yeah, just like trying to take pictures of Nessie or Sasquatch.

i said you EGO.. not your penis...



Hey - cool looking picture. The blue of that dress really suits you man!

(just kidding)

Paul N


you should see my matching pumps :blip:

[Paul in NZ]

you should see my matching pumps :blip:

Bwahaha...

Vicki and I went to a fancy dress do a while back and there was a large lad in a stunning ensemble' complete with high heeled pumps.... Vicki complemented him on his out fit which apparently he just threw together out of his wifes closet... Riiiiiggghhhhtttttt! He was like 6'2" and she was like 5'6" and shoe sizes? Hmm.. Don't know many people with size 12 pumps in their wardrobes. I wonder which closet it came from!

Still, what people do at home is none of my damn business!

Cheers

[SARGE]

Bwahaha...

Vicki and I went to a fancy dress do a while back and there was a large lad in a stunning ensemble' complete with high heeled pumps....


so you need to borrow my kit?

[ManDownUnder]

so you need to borrow my kit?

Mate - the only pumps I can see you having would be 12 or 20 gauge

[The_Dover]

Dont believe. Sarge is famous in Cleveland for his cross dressing and Buffalo Bill tendancies.

"it rubs the lotion on its skin".......

[SARGE]

Dont believe. Sarge is famous in Cleveland for his cross dressing and Buffalo Bill tendancies.

"it rubs the lotion on its skin".......


get back in the pit and shut your face bitch

[The_Dover]

Only when I get last months copy of AutoTrader.......


Dang......

[Waylander]

THey now have this photo on a billboard here in Tauranga. Just as you start going up to the Harbor bridge from the city side it's on the left.