Caption Contest #1meelion

[pyrocam]

21422
prize is rep and if its really good I'll let you touch the LOTPIHGAD dollar

[Colapop]

"Wot your gods up there too?!?"

[vifferman]

"Look! If you ask me that question one more time, I'm going to ram this up your ass! And it's the same finger I use on my donkey, and used to use on my goat before I split it."

[Postie]

so i stick it up my arse when i wank, whats wrong with that? you can't say you havn't tried it????
what??

[SPORK]

"You see this?! This is my serious face! Allah Ackbar!"

[bugjuice]

geearsssssttttt oneeeeee cornettooooooooooooooo
giv eet to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
now, befur I beelow your stopid brains ouut

[WRT]

" . . . and then I proceeded to check Mr Bush's temperature . . ."

[DMNTD]

"My finger points...":eyepoke:

[ManDownUnder]

That witness... you can hide hees face - but I know that voice...

John Hopoate!

[DemonWolf]

I demand more christmas cake.. if you do not give me more christmas cake, I'll let rip with my pencil missle.. dont make me use my tiger claw!

[judgeshock]

"I really want to pick my nose but everyone keeps looking at me, STOP IT!! before I throw a tantram".

[bugjuice]

iz called, 'tha shockur'.. while you tack 'er from be'ind, youz stickit up like dis

[Karma]

Do a little dance... make a little love...

[Eurodave]

" See my finger, see my thumb, see my Al Queda mates & here they come".... ''you imperialist pig dog''

[Eurodave]

'May the fleas of ONE thousand camels infest your groin"

[ManDownUnder]

George Bush numme ONE GI. Love him long time

[Colapop]

What? Does this look like the face of a sadistic dictator to you?

[Karma]

In american schoolgirl style....

'whatever! I'll do what I want!'

[bugjuice]

does this look like I'm laughing? AM I LAUGHING TO YOU? DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA STAND HERE AND TAKE THE PISS? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!?!?!!
nah, I'm just pullin yer leg, i did do it really..

[Flyingpony]

Lets play hide and seek shall we, like in the good old days.
You have till the count of three to hide.

1 ... 2 ...

[mstriumph]

My non-negotiable demands are ....

1. clean underwear

2. a decent tailor

3. my instant release and reinstatement to demi-god


...................... oh - and some of those little cheesy biscuity things might be nice .......

[Eurodave]

One Two ,I despise you....... Three Four, Your muzzerz a whore....... Five Six ,You Imperialist amelican pricks........Seven Eight,Eets you I hate ...... Nine Ten , I KEELL YOU!!!

[judgeshock]

All the ladies still want a piece of me and some of the boys too hehe

[Eurodave]

BANG, BANG, YOUR DEAD!!!

[Colapop]

yeah it's no big deal they just grab your sack and snip....

[judgeshock]

The damned yankies made me fuck other prisoners with this very finger:slap:

[Eurodave]

Youve heard of air guitars??, you capitalist dogs,well...... this is my air gun

[MSTRS]

Weapons of mass destruction?? I think not. We did have paperclips and rubberbands which we used thusly.

[MSTRS]

You what?? Weapons of mass destruction?? ???? No..... Oh, I see!! No, these are weapons of Ass destruction.

[MSTRS]

Nobody cared what we did, but fart just once....

[Eurodave]

"I only ever made ONE mistake, I got caught!!!"

[MSTRS]

My world is in ruins. Surely you can let me have just ONE bullet??

[Colapop]

YEs yes I'm counting now... you go hide....

[judgeshock]

Look at me, i'm allowed to wear clothes again:killingme

[MSTRS]

Ah, c'mon....what's one village of Kurds between friends...

[Colapop]

Grecian 2000 actually

[Gontour]

"I know i'm on trial and all but if you ask me any more questions i'll...ermmm.......shoot!........ ah bugger its a finger"

[Colapop]

And I was down this hole and he said I'm counting to 3, like this, it gave me a tummy ache it did.

[Eurodave]

BANG! BANG!! Click Click,..... damn no more air bullets!!"

[judgeshock]

Yeah, so what if my cocks this skinny.

[Eurodave]

[in Clint Eastwood voice] "Cmon punk.....make MY day"

[MSTRS]

I'm serious. The lighting in here is terrible.

[Eurodave]

[In Arnies voice] "Ill be bark"

[Colapop]

Swing from the light and grunt like a monkey?!?

[MSTRS]

Yes sir. It's true. The suppository is balanced on the end of the finger and then.....

[Eurodave]

"Did you know,that infidel Bushs cock is only THIS long? I think he is overcompensating!"

[Colapop]

I shit you not he flashed me, twice, from his presidential helicopter. I felt so violated.

[Swoop]

I challenge the court to disprove that THIS is the worlds largest booger!!!

[R6_kid]

in opera voice "Oooooooooooooo SOLE MEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooo"

[MSTRS]

And furthermore, the cockroaches in my woefully inadequate lodgings are this big!!

[Eurodave]

"We had only THIS many weapons of mass destruction"

[phoenixgtr]

I only wanted to be a rock star...See see I can play the air guitar!

[Yokai]

See - in just one second .... Abracadabra!!!... No Weapons of mass Destruction! I have you fooled Mwahahahahahaha!

[Eurodave]

In singing voice " Wave your finger in the air, wave it like you just dont care"

[Eurodave]

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had weapons of mass destruction, this little piggy had none"

[MSTRS]

There's only one atrocity round here, and I'm telling you, it aint me!

[onearmedbandit]

Saddam - See, now if I hold my hand like so, and the Americans put their big spotlight on me like this, now you can see how it looks like a weapon in the shadow. See, all a misunderstanding.

[bugjuice]

'ok, who wants to be shot?'

'Do I aft to pud my 'and up now?'

[pyrocam]

I'll take beards for 1000 please Alex

[pyrocam]

Your Entries are off to the judges people.

[pyrocam]

and the winner is:
Bugjuice.

but dont rep him. hes got too much. feel free to rep me though :)

I kid, I kid. congrats buggy.

[Karma]

second place goes to me. Just for posting in this thread ;)

[Colapop]

second place goes to me. Just for posting in this thread ;)
And I get bling for stalking Weasel.

[Sniper]

Ug, me Saddam, me in court.

[strayjuliet]

I told you before, he told me to do/say it

[bugjuice]

and the winner is:
Bugjuice.

but dont rep him. hes got too much. feel free to rep me though :)

I kid, I kid. congrats buggy.
lol.. thanx.. :first:
firstly I'd like to thank me, cos without me, I couldn't be here tonight to accept this award. I'd also like to thank my brain, cos, ya know, he's just almost like a part of me. Without my brain, i'm just not as funny. I'd also like to thank the twat who kicked off the wars, cos if it wasn't for him, I just wouldn't have as much material as I do today. And I'd like to thank baby Jesus, cos anyone who can go their whole life without scoring the chicks has to be gay.. And thank you to anyone else I forget, I love you all!!!!!!! :clap: :woohoo: :yeah:

[vifferman]

and the winner is:
Bugjuice.

Well deserved - that's great. :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

And thank you to anyone else I forget, I love you all!!!!!!! :clap: :woohoo: :yeah:

You can love me enough to buy me a beer - just keep out of my pants...

[vifferman]

So, I suppose the next caption contest wil be "Caption Contest # 12 Meeellions".

[SARGE]

21422
prize is rep and if its really good I'll let you touch the LOTPIHGAD dollar


( in best Godfather voice...)

you come in here and you tink yoooze can just take evryting.. no more favors.. i gonna makka you an offa you canna refoose.. Vito.. bring my box

[Beemer]

Well done Buggy, but I think Weasel's "do a little dance, make a little love" made me laugh louder!

[Hitcher]

"That's once. Don't red rep me again, you prick!"

[The_Dover]

"Who's bad? der der der der der, you wanna see me moonwalk?"

[Karma]

Take two!

Answers on a postcard.

[Eurodave]

Take two!

Answers on a postcard.


Mrs Brash......"Don #1 G.I. Me love long time"

[Eurodave]

Mr Brash...."Finally ,I gots me some pootang!"

[John]

Check this out mark - Movember - now give me 1000 virgins.

[Eurodave]

''Get ya hand off it Darryl"

[Eurodave]

Don...." to the left & down a bit,dear''

[Karma]

My moneys on '....and that's why we don't want foreigners in this country! Urm... apart from the wife of course :)'

[The_Dover]

Don - "It's amazing what you can buy over the internet these days..."