ajturbo
9th December 2005, 20:26
it all started a couple of days ago...
i got out of bed, jumped into the shower... so far so good....
no one around ,
no woman to bitch at me farting,
no mud boy to hassel me about taking him to school....(don't worry he makes his own way... but that doesn't stop him from trying!)
i finaly get dressed after walking around the house naked... kicking hte dogs outside... sure the door is always open, but they are as lazy as me!!! they have to be told to go out..:slap:
so far so good
dressed and ready for breakfast....
now this is where it gets interesting...
jug boiling, 7 weetbix in bowl...
coffe in cup, then milk .... then hot water...
mmmMM..WTF.. coffee tastes a bit funny...
shit, milk must be off.. not too much, just enought to think, {must get more milk}
today...
i get up, shower..
still no-one around:banana: :banana: :banana:
boil jug
get my 3 weetbix..(still full from yesterday)
new milk..
make coffee..
"thats funny" i said to no-one," whats that strange smell?"
oh well, must put the rubbish out..(or do the dishes:blip: )
sit down, finshed the weetbix, sip the coffee.....:sick:
WTF???
the coffee is worse than yesterdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sniffing milk, thinking that the new one was off...... no
new packet of coffee ( chucked out the old....)
HEY there's that smell again.. coming from the jug!!!
looking in the jug i found not one but 2 ANTS!!!!
SO TODAY I LEARN'T
boiled ants and coffe DON"T mix!!! :doh:
i got out of bed, jumped into the shower... so far so good....
no one around ,
no woman to bitch at me farting,
no mud boy to hassel me about taking him to school....(don't worry he makes his own way... but that doesn't stop him from trying!)
i finaly get dressed after walking around the house naked... kicking hte dogs outside... sure the door is always open, but they are as lazy as me!!! they have to be told to go out..:slap:
so far so good
dressed and ready for breakfast....
now this is where it gets interesting...
jug boiling, 7 weetbix in bowl...
coffe in cup, then milk .... then hot water...
mmmMM..WTF.. coffee tastes a bit funny...
shit, milk must be off.. not too much, just enought to think, {must get more milk}
today...
i get up, shower..
still no-one around:banana: :banana: :banana:
boil jug
get my 3 weetbix..(still full from yesterday)
new milk..
make coffee..
"thats funny" i said to no-one," whats that strange smell?"
oh well, must put the rubbish out..(or do the dishes:blip: )
sit down, finshed the weetbix, sip the coffee.....:sick:
WTF???
the coffee is worse than yesterdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sniffing milk, thinking that the new one was off...... no
new packet of coffee ( chucked out the old....)
HEY there's that smell again.. coming from the jug!!!
looking in the jug i found not one but 2 ANTS!!!!
SO TODAY I LEARN'T
boiled ants and coffe DON"T mix!!! :doh: