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strayjuliet
9th December 2005, 22:50
Wolf and I both agree, it's a bit too polite to be a true aussie love poem, but here goes.

Of Course I Love Ya Darling
You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say Your Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word

So Ya Bum Is on The Big Side
I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
Theres Something There To Grab

So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More
I Tell Ya , I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Round There

No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know You Did Your Best

I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That You've Got Dimples on Ya Thighs

I Swear on Me Nanna's Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I
Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot Ya Look Like
I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shutup While The Footys on
And Get Me Another Beer!

Beemer
10th December 2005, 11:12
Brilliant, especially read with an Aussie accent in mind!

Eurodave
10th December 2005, 11:24
Thats rippa,bonza, beaut, mate:2thumbsup

Big Chim
1st February 2006, 19:42
Nothing like a poem to let someone know how you really feel aye

Colapop
1st February 2006, 19:44
Cracker mate!

MidnightMike
1st February 2006, 19:49
Thats been posted before