How to talk like a Pirate...

[Krayy]

Ahoy me hearties. There be a lot of posts in this 'ere forum where the Pirate banter be not fit for a bilge rat, arrrrr. Here be a place to tune yer skills lubbers:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
:stoogie:

[bugjuice]

must be tryin some of deez.. yar..
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup

[James Deuce]

Talk like a pirate day is September the 19th.

Put that in yer diaries me hearties.

[Krayy]

Aaarrrr...here be avast amount of links for plundering...

http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com
http://captjackspiratehats.com/
http://www.arrr.net/
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11463.html (for a Pirate Rubber Ducky and other Pirate booty)

[Krayy]

Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?

A: RRAAAAAAAAAAA !

[MrMelon]

Who wants a keelhauling? Yarrrrr

[froggyfrenchman]

Talk like a pirate day is September the 19th.

Put that in yer diaries me hearties.

My god! ive never heard of anyone but me celebrating sep 19! Not many people get into the spirit of the day, they just think im odd

[James Deuce]

My god! ive never heard of anyone but me celebrating sep 19! Not many people get into the spirit of the day, they just think im odd

They be landlubbers. Arrrrrr

[Swoop]

Arrr, me hearties! Is this a different day to what them landlubbers call "star wars day"? May the 4th be with ya - and off with his head!