White trash AK ride 14/12/2005

[White trash]

Righto, thought I'd organise another of these big ride things. First one since April last year in fact.

Meeting at AB Papakura at 1am. Ride will be to Bombay and back via the motorway.

Hopefully none of you cunts will fall off.

See ya there.

Edit: Because of the technical nature of this group ride, it's been suggested that we re-group at the Ramarama off ramp so as people don't get lost and confused.

Edit 2: CANCELLED DUE TO SLIPPERY AND UNPREDICTABLE CONDITIONS

[justsomeguy]

Righto, thought I'd organise another of these big ride things. First one since April last year in fact.

Meeting at AB Papakura at 1am. Ride will be to Bombay and back via the motorway.

Hopefully none of you cunts will fall off.

See ya there.

Did I read that right?? 1 am??? :zzzz:

And what kind of a dumb ride goes from Papakura to the Bombays and back via the motorway????

This is a p/t thread isn't it??? :bash:

[White trash]

Dunno why they call you the slowest Indian, you're fucken sharp son.

[HDTboy]

I'm in, should make it back here in time for work. What pace will the ride be, as I'm only allowed to do 70Kph

[Two Smoker]

CBR coming out aye???

[White trash]

I'm in, should make it back here in time for work. What pace will the ride be, as I'm only allowed to do 70Kph

Good. That'll help keep ya upright.

[Motoracer]

Is this ride only for White Trashes (Mullet, trailer trash etc etc.)?

[Zapf]

ermm... evil thoughts....:blip:

[White trash]

Is this ride only for White Trashes (Mullet, trailer trash etc etc.)?

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.

[2_SL0]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.



Hmmmm, two corners, na Ill pass.

[2much]

Ah fucken arse! my bike wont be ready by then..... and I could use a few tips from the "legend" himself!!?.......

anyone got a Y2K I can borrow? that would be perfect for this ride....

[Sensei]

Fuck even I might beable to keep up with you Jimmy . Tempting very tempting !! :blip:

[Zapf]

how about a stop watch at both ends?

[White trash]

First post edited.

[HDTboy]

Thanks for the update. Will I need to get my hair cut into the Mulet style for this ride?

[Motoracer]

Sounds like a "perfect" KB ride to me. BTW Jimmy, Do not go over 110. Do not pull any wheelies or stoppies or get your knee down. Fun...

[White trash]

Oh I will! There'll be no shenanigans on this ride, I can assure you.

[White trash]

Fuck this ride sounds like a bit of me. Its as late as a whores period so there will be no cops. See ya there trashy.

No worries with the cops mate. This ride is only for perfectly behaved, 1st rate citizens. In fact, I think I might invite some.

[White trash]

Another rule: You MUST wave at all other bikers. Even the ones you're riding with. If you don't, you'll forever be hassled and shunned from this site.

While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.

[Marmoot]

will the ride be divided into speed group?
How much for the entry?
Do we need to bring stuffed toys too?
Any photographers or video recording?
Will there be checkpoints with clues along the motorway? Getting lost there would be a hassle for the whole ride, y'know?

[crashe]

WT- Congratulations on your 6,000th post... well done.

Ok for that I shall have to turn up as well..
just to escort you there and back again....:rofl: :rofl:

:banana: :blip: :spudbooge :doobey:

PS: I do hope you will be leading the pack on your mini-moto

[White trash]

Ok for that I shall have to turn up as well..
just to escort you there and back again....:rofl: :rofl:

:banana: :blip: :spudbooge :doobey:

PS: I do hope you will be leading the pack on your mini-moto

Nope, you're leading this one.

No overtaking the leader either, that's another rule. It's fucken irresponsible and dangerous.

[crashe]

Nope, you're leading this one.

No overtaking the leader either, that's another rule. It's fucken irresponsible and dangerous.

awwww shucks are you really sure that YOU dont want to lead...
I dont want to take that most esteemed job away from you...
We all know how you like to be tuff on us all.... and want us to do what YOU want to do.
:innocent: :msn-wink: :wari:

[White trash]

I take it lanesplitting is out.

Jesus Christ! What the hell are you thinking!!!!

That's it. You're banished to driving the ambulance as support vehicle.

[crashe]

Cool a ambo coming up the rear to save us all...:banana: :spudbooge
I do hope that the ambo's have had full training

Can we all have hungovers as well.... :slap:

[cowpoos]

what fuckin go idea...I'm bringing one of my farm quads and the trailer...for the working dogs...and I might throw a couple of sheep in there to for dover if he's coming....I was thinking guys....maybe I should lead...I could bring my flashing orange becon off the tractor to alert on-coming traffic...and with my 45kmph topspeed no-one should have any offs!!!! :doobey:

[boomer]

i have a balance problem with straight roads.. do you know what the cambers are like on that stretch?

[skelstar]

what fuckin go idea...
cowpoos sanitises another ride. The irony.:)

[erik]

I'd come, but I'm still on my restricted licence so can't be out between the hours of 10pm and 5am. :(

Have fun you guys and ride safe. :scooter:

:mellow:

[HDTboy]

Shit I didn't think of that Erik. Perhaps you could reschedule for us inexperienced riders WT?

[skelstar]

Shit I didn't think of that Erik. Perhaps you could reschedule for us inexperienced riders WT?
I think everyone has gone to bed. :)

[Wellyman]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.

only two corners! easier on the Honda Riders, less chance of having to wait for all the Suzuki riders trying to corner without falling off!l (Suzuki lack of steering problem)

[SPman]

.I could bring my flashing orange becon off the tractor to alert on-coming traffic... On the fucking Motorway!!!

[Waylander]

Nope , me and RR just rocked up one day and they tossed us the keys to the bus and kitted us out, and we were off. Been a hoot so far.

as for coming up the rear, Ill leave that to the homo from Hamilton.. he knows who he is.. not Daryl or Bret.

The hook is baited.
Surely that is no way to talk about crazy steve? So what if he's crazy and maybe a little eccentric.

Could be a go for this WT, early morning cruise with the GF on back. Sounds fun. If I somehow manage to scrunge up the money to get up there in the first place.

[texmo]

Another rule: You MUST wave at all other bikers. Even the ones you're riding with. If you don't, you'll forever be hassled and shunned from this site.

While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.
after a night at yoshi's I only have 1 jandal any ways, Can I go on the back on someones Bike as mine is just in 4 a tweak...

[loosebruce]

On the fucking Motorway!!!

Old people Jon, nutters, hmm much like you infact, danger to everyone else, not really a danger to themselves, they've lived a decent life.

It's a bit past my bedtime but i'll be there, word has it there's some loose gravel 2.48km from the bombay off ramp south bound, Brett will cone and sign post affected area, and speed will be limited to 30kph, could've been nasty otherwise.

[SPman]

Old people Jon, nutters, hmm much like you infact, danger to everyone else, not really a danger to themselves, they've lived a decent life.
.
Waddaya mean, old, ya young whippersnapper!
Hmmm - sounds like my sort of ride.........will there be a man (or woman) walkin in front carrying a red flag....safety first, ya know!

[Big Dave]

Betcha somebody will have to stop for fuel.

[T.I.E]

ill be there. count me in. do you think we could get police escort?

and can i map a map made up incase i do get lost?

[NhuanH]

Is this ride only for White Trashes (Mullet, trailer trash etc etc.)?


While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.
Do I count as Yellow Trash then? Don't you hicks make me bring out the photos again! And I always wear my riding jandals in pairs. Duh!


as for coming up the rear, Ill leave that to the homo from Hamilton.. he knows who he is.. not Daryl or Bret.
yer not talkin' about some GAY-bo, from the LAND of the Waikato, ER, are you?


Brett will cone and sign post affected area, and speed will be limited to 30kph, could've been nasty otherwise.
No, he does not consider that stretch of road to be highway. Remember, he is only concerned with gravel on highways beginning and ending in 2.


Nope, you're leading this one.
I vote for crashe to be pilot vehicle of the fleet. Yellow sign on the back of the voracious Virago: "Wide Load"

[crashe]

I vote for crashe to be pilot vehicle of the fleet. Yellow sign on the back of the voracious Virago: "Wide Load"


Right thats it... the AIR HORN goes back on the bike.. honking it right in your lughole. :bash: (pt)

I can also carry the KB flag as well on the back of my bike...
We do have to annouce to everyone who we are...... don't we?

This is gonna be a the greatest KB ride ever...:banana:
with strict rules and instructions as told by our great leader.:2thumbsup
And we must Adher to these rules or else!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.

Are they sharp corners - I really don't like sharp corners.

Or corners with bumpy bits on them - in fact I think they're worse than sharp corners. Only worse thing would be sharp corners with bumpy bits on them.

Will it be dark - I wouldn't like to go out in the dark either. especially if there are sharp corners with bumpy bits on them.

Is it ok if I stay at home and panic about the road conditions from there? Falling out of bed is much less painful than falling off the bike on a sharp bumpy corner in the dark...

[HDTboy]

Should we all be wearing White helmets with Yellow reflective vests?
Please consider rescheduling so us L plate wearers (and I'll have mine on) can come along too

[madboy]

Jeez, WT, if only I'd seen this thread last night when I was polishing my, umm, err, bike. I would have gladly trailered my bike up to this monumental event. Oh, but don't worry, I would have stopped every hour on the hour for at least ten minutes rest so I wasn't overtired when then ride commenced.

[Wellyman]

Jeez, WT, if only I'd seen this thread last night when I was polishing my, umm, err, bike. I would have gladly trailered my bike up to this monumental event. Oh, but don't worry, I would have stopped every hour on the hour for at least ten minutes rest so I wasn't overtired when then ride commenced.

Trailer up!
Just ride up mate, have more fun.
WM

[Lou Girardin]

I'm sending this whole thread to the LTNZ to show that we're not the irresponsible hooligans everyone thinks we are.
And ACC.

[Ixion]

Y'need to set up a noise meter at the start and check that all exhausts are less than 60dB. And some scrutineers to check that all bikes that are supposed to be restricted are still restricted. Better still, get one of the site electrotechies to whip up some restricters so that noone can go faster than 100kph (better make it 90 to be on the safe side)

[Rashika]

I'm sending this whole thread to the LTNZ to show that we're not the irresponsible hooligans everyone thinks we are.
And ACC.
thats good, get them prepared for the influx of claims :2thumbsup Should really notify the police so they can close the motorway for such an important event.

OMG you auckland mob have really lost it :banana: must be catching
but oh fuck this is FUNNY!!

[k14]

Have you got someone with a van or car and trailer as a support vehicle? Just in case something unwanted happens. Never can be too sure with these auckland kb rides.

[Marmoot]

OMG you auckland mob have really lost it :banana: must be catching
but oh fuck this is FUNNY!!

You are taking this serious business as a joke?
OMG....how irresponsible. :crazy:

[bugjuice]

will I look stupid with knee sliders sewn onto my pj's? kinda past my bedtime too, but I could sneak out of the window i guess. I'll bring my teddy (http://www.lingeriemarielu.com/GW2198_L.JPG) too

[Big Dave]

will I look stupid

^ This is called 'leading with your chin'.

[Kickaha]

You complete and utter bastard,waiting untill I'd headed back South before having this ride, I feel so left out:weep:

[bugjuice]

^ This is called 'leading with your chin'.
huh, learn something new every day.. :spudbooge

[k14]

You complete and utter bastard,waiting untill I'd headed back South before having this ride, I feel so left out:weep:
I doubt that hunk of junk which you call a bike would even make it. :killingme

[mv.senna]

WT: i have notified LTSA's road working contractors currently working around the papakura area. They will have the road coned off to single lane on motorway, so as to avoid any undertaking or overtaking issues. They will also have spotlights placed every 10m, along the ride route, so that there is no danger of anyone being unable to see where they're going.

I have contacted Protecta Safety, and they have agreed to sponsor us with fluro vests.... WIMA can make up the short fall.

Also, OSH are going to conduct a safety inspection of the route tomorrow at 1pm. see, sometimes being a H&S professional comes in handy :2thumbsup

[NhuanH]

...
I have contacted Protecta Safety, and they have agreed to sponsor us with fluro vests.... WIMA can make up the short fall.
...
But as treasurer and President of WIMA, don't you have your own stash of fluro vests? You keep offering me one when we ride together :Pokey:

[aff-man]

see this is what happens when you forget that second padlock on the cage....... so whose gonna help me catch him for a rodgering before he goes on a wild rampage.... down the motorway??

[mv.senna]

But as treasurer and President of WIMA, don't you have your own stash of fluro vests? You keep offering me one when we ride together :Pokey:

that's because you look SO delightful in pink Nhuan....well, at least you did in that photo of you wearing your sister's bridesmaid dress.....although it was really the tiara that topped off the ensemble...

[Kickaha]

I doubt that hunk of junk which you call a bike would even make it. :killingme


What are you on about,it's absolutely immaculate, serviced as per the Yamaha schedule, doubt you could find better blah blah blah :bleh:

[Gremlin]

I think with all these fantastic safety measures, we have still missed something. There is the potential for someone to fall over from going to slowly (as if we would believe that excuse anway).

If someone fell over, they could cause a huge crash, hurting lots of people. We had better add some "supporters" to the sides of our bikes to make sure :yes:

[dangerous]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.
Giant crap on the xmas tree........ thats me out then, ohhh come on WT how bouts you make an exception, tell ya what Ill do ya a deal........ Ill be the offical no crossing the center line police, Ill stick thumb tacks on the white lines and there will be no corospondance entered into my desion is final :finger:

[crashe]

So I take it some will need trainer wheels to help them keep their bike upright...:slap:

So could our resident fixer-upper please make some sets of trainer wheels.

[Waylander]

So I take it some will need trainer wheels to help them keep their bike upright...:slap:

So could our resident fixer-upper please make some sets of trainer wheels.
Don't forget they need to be weld tested and then get a seperate VIN# for each attachment. Then they must be warrented and registerd.

[White trash]

Also, OSH are going to conduct a safety inspection of the route tomorrow at 1pm. see, sometimes being a H&S professional comes in handy :2thumbsup

Ummmm, better re-read the original post and get the time sorted.

[White trash]

Fuck that! Ride's on.

[mv.senna]

Ummmm, better re-read the original post and get the time sorted.

the inspection has been arranged for 12 hours preceeding the ride - to enable any corrective actions to be implemented, and give the dept the opportunity for re-testing, and sign-off.

the dept will also be checking the SWL's of any welding or modifications that have been done to motorcycles - trainer wheels included. Have certification handy people.

Perhaps someone with LTSA contacts could arrange for calibration of our speedometers?

:rofl: i'm loving this thread. big ups to WT.

[White trash]

CANCELLED

There's been a shower of rain in the South Auckland area, making motorways slippery and downright dangerous.

I'm sorry folks, we're going to have to postpone this one.

[mv.senna]

SIGH!!! stink.

i'll phone OSH tomorrow.....

[crashe]

CANCELLED

There's been a shower of rain in the South Auckland area, making motorways slippery and downright dangerous.

I'm sorry folks, we're going to have to postpone this one.


But WT, you can't cancel this ride..

Today is only the 13th.... the ride is for the 14th... which is tomorrow...
Please refer to your first post - thanks.

We have everything organised....OSH, The KB Flag, flashing lights, air horns and trainer wheels.
Everyone is all set to go... You see everyone has all their gear on, 24 hours ahead of time...

You could now start a riot out there on the motorway.:blip: :slap:

[Kornholio]

LOL this thread is a HOOT!! :D

[SPman]

Cancelled!
Just as I was gettin ready!
Oh well, back to bed then...........................

[Ixion]

It's regrettable, but necessary. I mean, those silly motorcycle contraptions don't even have roofs !. So, if it rained, the riders might get WET. And catch colds and all sorts of terrible things.

Also, I have heard unconfirmed rumours of an unsigned llama loose on that section of the motorway. In itself a sufficient reason for cancellation

[Waylander]

Also, I have heard unconfirmed rumours of an unsigned llama loose on that section of the motorway. In itself a sufficient reason for cancellation
I heard reports it was a Penguin with a red glove on its head.

[dangerous]

CANCELLED

There's been a shower of rain in the South Auckland area, making motorways slippery and downright 'dangerous'.

I'm sorry folks, we're going to have to postpone this one.
dont panic WT.... 'dangerous' to the rescue, I have Manuboys hairdryer it is on the westpac chopper heading your way.... between that and the 3 towls I use to dry the bikes with we will get the motorways dry before the ride :slap:

[dangerous]

Were the hell were you lot well??? I was there did the ride on my own got 5m up the m/w and the spagitti wiring on the Guzzi shit its self, would have been nice if some bastard could have helped me, bloody long push all the way home... missed the ferry, (had to swim the straight with the Guzz on my back) and then managed a lift in the back of a stock truck down the Kiakoura coast...... got home and then the frigen Iti shiter decides to start again, so I really need a shower after the ride home and some twat turned the hot water off..... NOW its pissing down and I have to go to work :zzzz:

AHHHhhh bugger, I left Manuboys dryer up there, damn it see ya's soon *hops on 'jap' bucket racer and heads north*

[SlowHand]

I heard reports it was a Penguin with a red glove on its head.

what!! I thought it was chicken, shit Im not going to sleep tonite then. This is the worst day ever since I found out Santa wasnt real, along with sliced bread isnt made that way to start with.

I put on the "wets" last nite, but being on Learner's I lost all motor functions at 10pm. Dammit.

[DEATH_INC.]

Cancelled????WTF I went to all the trouble of adding weights to the front to stop those dangerous wheelies and painted it up in flouro and put 140w bulbs front and rear so no-one would accidently bump me and make me loose balance :spudwhat:

[Riff Raff]

It's ok folks. I got a highly trained team of therapists, in today to help WT work through his issues of riding in rain, and the devastation he has caused so many by cancelling this ride. It took several emotional hours of exploring his feelings until we managed to trace it back to a past life experience involving a goat, moth and, um... something that really shouldn't be spoken about in public. He's taking it in small steps - right now he's wearing his riding gear and making tentative steps outside every time we get a few spots of rain. His target today is to stay out in it for a full 10 seconds. Hopefully it won't be long before he can reschedule this monumental ride. Stay tuned folks.

[Kornholio]

Hang in there buddy :)

[Ixion]

But has he been able to make contact with his feminine self ?

[dangerous]

RR.... its the new Honda, its posesed you know like that car Christine was, either get rid of it or get ya cuffs n chains out and sit him on it... I reckon after 1 week or so he might start becomming one with it, just reasure him... that it will wheelie, and he will be the man once again :slap:
Then again... he might be fuked, No zookie no White Trash

[crashe]

But has he been able to make contact with his feminine self ?


He did once... (Riff Raff has photos to prove it..):blip:
But he seems to have lost himself again..

Riff Raff get the frock out, that he likes to wear..
Put it on the bed with the lippy...:blip:

Once he finds his feminine side again...
Then he is on the road to recovery...:banana:

Then he will be able to cope with being out in the rain a lot longer...:doobey:

The sooner he does it the sooner we can all go on this ride...:2thumbsup

[Scorpygirl]

This is the best thread I have read all day!!!! :killingme

Little steps WT - it's called desensitisation therapy!!! :lol:

We'll have you "Singing in the rain" before you know it!!! :banana:

[T.I.E]

with the next ride i think we should organise at least two support vechiles per motorbike out there. i have a horse truck with kitchen and large ramp which can be used, and my ute aswell. he thats just for me.

maybe motohause can support us too. we need at least an on site mechanic or ten.

also are we gonna have poeple stop at every corner still just incase we get lost on the motorway?

and should we organise some marshalls too?

i mean safety is something we should consider.

[T.I.E]

with all this discussed. how do we get all the bikes there?
we might have a prolem if we all turn up at once?

[Test Pilot]

might have to grab one of bugjuices mini motos for this ride, wonder if theyl let me on the motorway

[crashe]

might have to grab one of bugjuices mini motos for this ride, wonder if theyl let me on the motorway

Of course they will, no probs.
Cos WT is riding his on this ride... once he gets it all turbo'd and kitted out.
:chase: :chase:

Hmmmm WT has been a little bit quiet.
I wonder how his therapy treatment is going?:sweatdrop
Riff Raff, is WT up to 30 seconds in the rain yet?

[DEATH_INC.]

Of course they will, no probs.
Cos WT is riding his on this ride... once he gets it all turbo'd and kitted out.
:chase: :chase:
Heellll no! Those turbo's are dangerous and cause all manner of accidents (at least if you ask the ins. co.'s) I aint going near this type of ride unless someone will assure me there will be NO turbo's :no:

[aff-man]

Heellll no! Those turbo's are dangerous and cause all manner of accidents (at least if you ask the ins. co.'s) I aint going near this type of ride unless someone will assure me there will be NO turbo's :no:

What if i remove 2 cylinders to make space for a turbo?? Does that count?

[mstriumph]

I heard reports it was a Penguin with a red glove on its head.

no - he went back to bed!!