Everyone going to the Taupo track day..

[bugjuice]

I know it's cost a lot of people a lot of mula to be there this weekend, but if you could, bring an extra $15 wiv ya..
just in case :msn-wink:

[Sniper]

Incase of what Buggy? :msn-wink:



Make sure you also take lube and condoms

[bugjuice]

just incase..
don't question me boy..

[The_Dover]

$15 isn't goin to be enough for the amount of lube and condoms required so it can't be that.

Maybe we're gonna chip in and get Texmo a hooker?

[Sniper]

Maybe we're gonna chip in and get Texmo a hooker?

A 400kg gay hooker named Maurice?

[bugjuice]

could get change from 15 bucks then..

[sAsLEX]

I know it's cost a lot of people a lot of mula to be there this weekend, but if you could, bring an extra $15 wiv ya..
just in case :msn-wink:

what about us not going to Taupo, do we miss out on our *********?

[bugjuice]

[Tui ad voice] noooooo....[/Tui ad voice]
no one will miss out on anything. should know me better than that. More will be revealed on the day for those who are there, and everything will be clear on the Monday after.

[cowpoos]

I know it's cost a lot of people a lot of mula to be there this weekend, but if you could, bring an extra $15 wiv ya..
just in case :msn-wink:

new track almost ready aye buggie...is there a off chance we could be the first??

[sAsLEX]

[Tui ad voice] noooooo....[/Tui ad voice]
no one will miss out on anything. should know me better than that. More will be revealed on the day for those who are there, and everything will be clear on the Monday after.

putting two and three together I think I know what your on about, will come picks some up next week!

[RiderInBlack]

Is it glossy:blip:

[Sniper]

I know what he means. He is selling off small leprechauns for child labour.

[Devil]

I think it just might be the icon of my apathy.

[The_Dover]

A 400kg gay hooker named Maurice?

Nah, I think Juzzer has already booked him for the weekend. Something about jelly wrestling at WINJA's pad??

[bugjuice]

I know what he means. He is selling off small leprechauns for child labour.
I had a dog, and his name was.......

[Sniper]

Nah, I think Juzzer has already booked him for the weekend. Something about jelly wrestling at WINJA's pad??

Fark, WINJA better be careful that he doesn't make him paint the roof.:lol:

[Sniper]

I had a dog, and his name was.......

Bingo........ I hate you. The some is stuck in my head.

[bugjuice]

no, spot. He had a limp and was blind and smelt funny. so I shot him.

b
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ngo

b
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ngo

b
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ngo

and Bingo was a hoooooooomo

[MSTRS]

no, spot. He had a limp and was blind and smelt funny. so I shot him.

Read Pet Sematary???

[bugjuice]

no, but seen Pet Cemetery.. but can't remember it..

[Sniper]

Stupid song.........

[MSTRS]

Stephen King book - bout animals that come back from the dead (and smell funny). Spot was one...? Didn't he used to work for Telecom??
Anyway, you gonna spill the beans??

[bugjuice]

lol..
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr na?

[skelstar]

Ill bring my $15. If only I could write it on...something...something that I can look at to remind me of stuff...

[bugjuice]

you can write on your hand for free you know..

[hXc]

I demand to know what this is for.

I don't want to pay for a gay hooker for texmo - Plus, he has his blow up doll so he's happy

[BuFfY]

$15 isn't goin to be enough for the amount of lube and condoms required so it can't be that.

Maybe we're gonna chip in and get Texmo a hooker?

With you wouldn't it be something to help ya keep it up... well thats the impression we get from some other posts :bleh:

[Sniper]

With you wouldn't it be something to help ya keep it up... well thats the impression we get from some other posts :bleh:


:first: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[bugjuice]

With you wouldn't it be something to help ya keep it up... well thats the impression we get from some other posts :bleh:
ouch.. straight for the kill

[The_Dover]

With you wouldn't it be something to help ya keep it up... well thats the impression we get from some other posts :bleh:

All rumours, I got the proof on video and digi cam. Just send me your email address!

[BuFfY]

Jackie? Jesus you do get around! maybe it only works for the special ones?

[Kornholio]

Is there going to be beer there for us spectators or shall we bring our own?

[bugjuice]

you might want to provide your own, and keep it quiet..
and stick it in another thread..

[Sniper]

Ahhh, bring $15 so BJ can bring a keg of beer. Good thinking :lol:

[cowpoos]

A 400kg gay hooker named Maurice?




Nah, I think Juzzer has already booked him for the weekend. Something about jelly wrestling at WINJA's pad??

theres a south Island guy avalible....:wait:

[GN1NiteStnd]

you might want to provide your own, and keep it quiet..
and stick it in another thread..

Where is this new thread?????

-froggy frenchman, logged in as the missis

[2much]

With you wouldn't it be something to help ya keep it up... well thats the impression we get from some other posts :bleh:

Ahahhahahaha, now that's an entrance! I like her already.
Welcome Buffy.:killingme

[BuFfY]

:wavey: Just hope I didn't offend anyone but I couldn't help myself! Wouldn't mind seeing the old pictures!! See if he really deserves that ego :)

[Sniper]

theres a south Island guy avalible....:wait:

Thats one........:laugh:

[WINJA]

A 400kg gay hooker named Maurice?
IS SARGES REAL NAME MAURICE?

[Mental Trousers]

:wavey: Just hope I didn't offend anyone but I couldn't help myself! Wouldn't mind seeing the old pictures!! See if he really deserves that ego :)

You'll find it very difficult to say anything on these boards without offending someone. Just be yourself!!

[Zapf]

I'll bring 15 gold coins.. :bleh:

[sAsLEX]

I'll bring 15 gold coins.. :bleh:

nah bring it in 5c pieces!

[bugjuice]

Zapf - good (actually)
Alex - arse.

[Quasievil]

Yeah good call Buggy, Im on the deal, good idea :yes:

[juzzer]

All you bastards better watch out when yr on the piss :buggerd:

[froggyfrenchman]

do we get to know what its for yet? just riders or spectators also?

[HDTboy]

Is this anything to do with my plan?

[Quasievil]

Is this anything to do with my plan?

Im thinking yes, thought this was your plan ?

[HDTboy]

Im thinking yes, thought this was your plan ?
I'm thinking this is seperate, but will wait for Mr Juice to confirm it

[RiderInBlack]

I'm thinking this is seperate, but will wait for Mr Juice to confirm itNo different, but I'm not telling:nya:

[Quasievil]

:mega: Okay so how many people have got there hand out then ???

well there is me

:scratch: Oh fuck, I will shut up now

[bugjuice]

I'm thinking this is seperate, but will wait for Mr Juice to confirm it
declined. this is not to your plan.
but that plan will continue as planned. I'll still do we what we planned, but for the rest of the plan, you'll have to sort out that part of the plan for me to do my part of the plan, cos I'm kinda taken up with other plans at the moment

[cowpoos]

declined. this is not to your plan.
but that plan will continue as planned. I'll still do we what we planned, but for the rest of the plan, you'll have to sort out that part of the plan for me to do my part of the plan, cos I'm kinda taken up with other plans at the moment

I feel some what dumber for reading this....:doh:

[bugjuice]

coro loop? won't be long mate..

[Sniper]

What the fucks going on? I hate being out of the loop.

Buggy is bringing cheap prostitutes to the track day

[bugjuice]

shh!!!!!! don't spoilt it for everyone..
sheshhhh
And don't call WINJA cheap, he doesn't like that word. He prefers 'value for money'

[bugjuice]

its confirmed

you'll want to bring at least 15 bucks with you this weekend.

[Cibby]

using my powers of deduction i have cleverly figured out what this is all about.

it is official

I rock.

[MSTRS]

its confirmed

you'll want to bring at least 15 bucks with you this weekend.
To the correct tune...."we're all going on a summer holiday" !!!!

[HDTboy]

declined. this is not to your plan.
but that plan will continue as planned. I'll still do we what we planned, but for the rest of the plan, you'll have to sort out that part of the plan for me to do my part of the plan, cos I'm kinda taken up with other plans at the moment
Does that mean you're unable to carry out the part of my plan which I asked? If that's the case I'll have to plan around it, and ask someone else to carry out that part of my plan

[bugjuice]

nah mate, I can still do the part of your plan that you asked me to do, that's still going to plan. Just saying for the rest of your plan, you'll have to plan that. But the bit of the plan that is my bit, I have planned to do that.
Let me know if the plan changes tho.
Just saying that this plan that started this thread, isn't the same plan as your plan.

But as far as I know, both plans are going as planned.

[HDTboy]

That's cool mate

[Test Pilot]

you too are just weird

[bugjuice]

cool .

[sAsLEX]

using my powers of deduction i have cleverly figured out what this is all about.

it is official

I rock.

your so last week. Had it figured by post 7! :baby:

[RiderInBlack]

your so last week. Had it figured by post 7! :baby:(14th December 2005, 11:11) <!-- / status icon and date -->I was only 8mins later (14th December 2005, 11:19):shifty:

[bugjuice]

just don't forget yer dosh..

[cowpoos]

nah mate, I can still do the part of your plan that you asked me to do, that's still going to plan. Just saying for the rest of your plan, you'll have to plan that. But the bit of the plan that is my bit, I have planned to do that.
Let me know if the plan changes tho.
Just saying that this plan that started this thread, isn't the same plan as your plan.

But as far as I know, both plans are going as planned.

but what about the elephants !!!

[bugjuice]

they're on the next plan

[HDTboy]

The next plan? Am I in on that one? Or is that a secret plan?

[Swoop]

It all sounds plan and simple to me!

Where abouts will the "product" be available from Monday onwards?
(obviously the remains of the keg/prostitutes/jelly wrestler/bits that fall off bikes around the circuit/hangover suffering KB'ers dragged out of gutters/etc):whistle:

[Gixxer 4 ever]

So how cool would it be to be the first to .....how would you say,:psst: implement this plan? Me thinks this is going to be a great day with the new plan in place:banana: As well as your plan HD and any other plans that might get hatched over the next 24 hours:slap:
So see you all at the track for the planned plans to be implemented.:doh: :chase:

[bugjuice]

i have a feeling this plan is going to be over planned, and that people are going to be expecting a bigger plan than what the plan actually is.


Everyone just bring 15 bucks, and that'll go with my plan.
Then everything will be revealed and the plan will be posted on Monday with further instructions

[juzzer]

i have a feeling this plan is going to be over planned, and that people are going to be expecting a bigger plan than what the plan actually is.


Everyone just bring 15 bucks, and that'll go with my plan.
Then everything will be revealed and the plan will be posted on Monday with further instructions

Will you be cheaper when yr pissed?:drinkup:

[Gixxer 4 ever]

think I will wait till tomorrow and see what the plan is that has been planned cos I think the plan that I had anticipated was not the plan that is currently planned so I will not expect a bigger plan than the day out on the track ( big or small) with fellow kB's. Best not to mention new plans to the masses in case they get the wrong ideas and think something is planned that is in turn not planed but I am sure what ever is planned will be a good plan in the end.
Think I will go and put the new rubber on so I stay shiny side up. Well that's the plan for today, for me anyway. So have a safe trip to the track today and tomorrow you all, and lets plan on getting started on the track ASAP tomorrow. Well that's the plan, I suppose.

[froggyfrenchman]

think I will wait till tomorrow and see what the plan is that has been planned cos I think the plan that I had anticipated was not the plan that is currently planned so I will not expect a bigger plan than the day out on the track ( big or small) with fellow kB's. Best not to mention new plans to the masses in case they get the wrong ideas and think something is planned that is in turn not planed but I am sure what ever is planned will be a good plan in the end.
Think I will go and put the new rubber on so I stay shiny side up. Well that's the plan for today, for me anyway. So have a safe trip to the track today and tomorrow you all, and lets plan on getting started on the track ASAP tomorrow. Well that's the plan, I suppose.

So is the plan for you to ride down tomorow or today?:devil2:

[speights_bud]

**JUST TO LET YOU KNOW**

Tomorrow morning we will be leaving the BP CONNECT BAYVIEW PETROL STATION (napier) at 7:00 AM Froggy, you and ANYONE else who are heading up to the track day are more than welcome to come along for the ride up. Even if you are not riding at track day come along for the ride. It would be great to get a few more bikes heading up together.

Hope to see ya'll there!

[froggyfrenchman]

Might just take you up on that offer. Whos ridin up and on what? Im gonna be 2up on the gb400, so extreem speed is outa the qn

[speights_bud]

At the moment there is about 4 coming along and the ride will be of a medium pace as i'll be on my gpx250 with stupid learner licence (Like hell im sticking to 70k's an hr). Dad will be on his gixxer 750, and there will be a couple of other bikes also. 2-up shouldn't be a problem.

[froggyfrenchman]

Beauty, catcha in the morning.

[speights_bud]

sweet:niceone:

looks like the formulated plan is unfolding...:blah:

[froggyfrenchman]

Thats the plan.

[gav]

Oh I get it, its a mobile lap dancing service starring cibby chick, $15 each, all proceeds to ( KB racer of choice ) :devil2:

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Oh I get it, its a mobile lap dancing service starring cibby chick, $15 each, all proceeds to ( KB racer of choice ) :devil2:
Nice power slide in da pic.:banana:

[Highlander]

Nice power slide in da pic.:banana:

Betcha he couldn't do it with Cibdy chick in his lap though. :slap:

[crashe]

Well I dragged my butt out of bed at 4am...
was on the road by 5am... all going sweet as...

Until i got over the Bombay Hill....
The heavens then opened up....
I couldnt see two feet in front of me... so I was going real slow...
Even the cars were going at a snails pace, the visability was that bad.
I continued onto Mercer/Meremere in the heavy torrenchal rain.
It got worse.. so I thought stuff this... I aint riding all the way there in this heavy rain.
I did a u-turn and came on home...back to Auckland and the lovely sun.

Sorry guys and gals who went to Taupo....
I did make a valient attempt to come on down to support you all.
But I was so soaked throu and flaming freezing cold...

But I did do over a 160km ride thou.

So its back to bed for me.....:zzzz:

[flash]

went there, and i saw or heard nothing about this $15 thing, even asked quasi and he didnt know

[froggyfrenchman]

i never heard a thing bout the 15 dollars...

Now, did i win the glove raffle? had to leave before it was drawn

[yungatart]

i never heard a thing bout the 15 dollars...

Now, did i win the glove raffle? had to leave before it was drawn
Short answer-NO! (me neither)

[bugjuice]

btw, for those who didn't/couldn't figure it out, here's a clue about this thread:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=21908