Nearly 20 inches

[DMNTD]

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't
you?

[Sniper]

Hahahaha, brilliant

[T.I.E]

oh boy. thats a bad one. lol

[Karma]

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't
you?

Somebody must have been recording my conversation...

And I don't have a wife...








And it's only 18inches.... :blip:

[Sniper]

And it's only 18inches.... :blip:

Hahahahahaha, Only 18? Poor guy

[Waylander]

Damn Sniper this guy Weasle must be a Biff-ite. Even posts just like him.

[Karma]

Damn Sniper this guy Weasle must be a Biff-ite. Even posts just like him.

That's MR Weasel to you!

And I'm no Biff-ite... he's a Weasel-ite, like Garry Glitters gang before his hair fell out and he started playing with boys :eyepoke:

[Sniper]

That's MR Weasel to you!

And I'm no Biff-ite... he's a Weasel-ite, like Garry Glitters gang before his hair fell out and he started playing with boys :eyepoke:

Mr Waylander sir, I would definetly agree on him being a Biff-ite. I just wonder if he has express permission from the Godfather Biff.......

[enigma51]

You guys think its a joke do you have any idea what a problem it is to have such a big member

[Sniper]

You guys think its a joke do you have any idea what a problem it is to have such a big member

Cold toilet water in winter, having to unwrap it just to go for a pee when out riding, scaring most the girls away and those damn nasty head rushes when coming down from an erection.

Not all bad though

[enigma51]

Yeah but everytime i get a stiffy I have to buy new underwear so i just hang loose save money!

[Sniper]

Yeah but everytime i get a stiffy I have to buy new underwear so i just hang loose save money!

Shit, everytime I hang loose I trip over all the time and just get it really dirty. Besides, walking on gravel farking hurts! I have to be careful what leg I strap it too as well, everytime a hot girl goes past I kick her in the jaw.:doh:

[WRT]

It is a serious problem, and one that should be addressed. However, dont worry Sniper and Enigma, there is help at hand (http://www.faqfarm.com/Q/What_is_a_compulsive_liar_and_why_do_they_lie).

[Colapop]

...And it's only 18inches....

At 18 inches? That'd be funny - there'd be more of you in your cock than anywhere else!

[Sketchy_Racer]

Shit, everytime I hang loose I trip over all the time and just get it really dirty. Besides, walking on gravel farking hurts! I have to be careful what leg I strap it too as well, everytime a hot girl goes past I kick her in the jaw.:doh:

EXCELLENT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol::Punk:

[enigma51]

EXCELLENT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol::Punk:
Not very nice to laugh at the man its a serious problem mate :angry:

[Colapop]

Heard of a guy that was in the army. Apparently they called him 'Dangle' or summat - wasn't allowed to wear shorts. And the chicks wouldn't go near him.

[enigma51]

Heard of a guy that was in the army. Apparently they called him 'Dangle' or summat - wasn't allowed to wear shorts. And the chicks wouldn't go near him.
Got the same problem!

[Yokai]

mine's so large I have to keep it in a boat... I'm in a club with some others who have the same endowment. Every year we go on a membership drive.






:spudwave: poor pun - sorry

[Sketchy_Racer]

Not very nice to laugh at the man its a serious problem mate :angry:


hmmph!! well some of us suffer from the opposite:mad: you dont have to rub it in:buggerd:

its only


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this long !!!

(oh im reffering to Ivan BTW)

[Sniper]

Heard of a guy that was in the army. Apparently they called him 'Dangle' or summat - wasn't allowed to wear shorts. And the chicks wouldn't go near him.

Shit, I didn't know I was that popular

[Sniper]

hmmph!! well some of us suffer from the opposite:mad: you dont have to rub it in:buggerd:

its only


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this long !!!

(oh im reffering to Ivan BTW)

Sad bugger, I have a major problem