Bald is good

[kerryg]

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:

Less time spent grooming (= more time for actual interesting stuff)
No expenditure on haircuts
No expenditure on shampoos, gels, waxes etc
Saves water and electricity
No dandruff
No helmet hair
Don't have to worry about going grey
Cool in summer
No cooties


I know I can think of more...


Hell, why would ya want hair?

[Lucyloo]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!

[vifferman]

Nah, it suXors.
I'd like to have helmet hair. People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.
Oh and here's another thing: my helmet padding leaves lines on my head, which look weird. But not as bad as my last helmet, which had two brow vents. The holes in the padding for these left me with two ovals on my forehead, which started off white, then went pink. Kinda like two extraneous headlights....:laugh:

[WRT]

And there really is nothing quite like a bald pussy (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21903&d=1134547403) . . .

[Eurodave]

How do you know youre getting old?








Cause it takes longer & longer to wash you face in the morning!!

[Colapop]

And there really is nothing quite like a bald pussy (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21903&d=1134547403) . . .

Ermm... yeah that's what I thought too!:yes:

[Grahameeboy]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!

I am single.....and have a razor!!!!

[Damon]

My old man had a sticker on the back of his car

"the more hair i loose the more head i get"

[James Deuce]

Nice to see Glenfield's still a White Trash neighbourhood Damon.

(I grew up in Glenfield)

[Grahameeboy]

Nice to see Glenfield's still a White Trash neighbourhood Damon.

(I grew up in Glenfield)

So where/when did you grOw up though Jimbob

[kerryg]

My old man had a sticker on the back of his car

"the more hair i loose the more head i get"


HAH! That's priceless!

[kerryg]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!


There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

[madboy]

hmmm... bald pussy...

I find a bald head also assists in quick and easy application of sunscreen.

[Colapop]

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest

You just like bald women? (nws)

[kerryg]

People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.



I feel your anger .....and share your pain.

However. Some more good things about being bald:

People sitting behind you in cinemas are grateful for the unimpeded view.

You can get a tattoo on your head and people can SEE it.

People treat you with respect 'cos they think you might be a skinhead (although this can also work against you in some situations).

It makes your ears look bigger (admittedly a good thing only if you have small ears).

Strippers single out bald guys for special treatment (usually involved boobs and/or buttocks placed on said bald head). This is true.



I'm sure more will come to me..............

[WRT]

You just like bald women? (nws)

There is something very "not right" about that . . .

[kerryg]

hmmm... bald pussy...

I find a bald head also assists in quick and easy application of sunscreen.


Nope. You can't count that. BECAUSE if you had hair you wouldn't need sunscreen. Ta-da!

[WRT]

Strippers single out bald guys for special treatment (usually involved boobs and/or buttocks placed on said bald head). This is true.


I fail to see the enjoyment of having ones head used as loo paper . . . but whatever turns your crank. (or wipes your crack, for that matter . . . )

[Yokai]

The holes in the padding for these left me with two ovals on my forehead, which started off white, then went pink.

nah - You just think that you can blame the holes for the horns that you shave off! I hereby OUT you as HELLBOY!!!!

As for Bald Women -
http://www.buschbom.de/jan/bilder/skin4.jpg

I got a snog off her in Southampton... She's a very good kisser... and surprisingly a lot sexier without the hair

[kerryg]

I fail to see the enjoyment of having ones head used as loo paper . . . but whatever turns your crank. (or wipes your crack, for that matter . . . )


No no no you fail to understand. Think of your head as a big, smooth, firm, spherical object attached to the top of a long shaft (i.e. your neck)...and then think of a finely toned butt lowering down over it.....or a pair of fine boobs caressing it.....see where I'm going to....or coming from? or...whichever....

[zadok]

Bald is also incredibly sexy......on a man!
Go Lucyloo:2thumbsup

[vifferman]

I know two guys, both of whom were not going bald, who shaved their heads before it was fashionable. One was a bartender in Perth, the other a physio in D'Auckland. Both said they found a lot of women were fascinated by their shaved heads, attracted to them, and wanted to feel their heads. Mind you, it helped that (unlike me) both of them were incredibly outgoing, good-looking, etc.

I've wanted to shave my head, but my wife doesn't want me too, nor my face. And before you ask, yes, it tickles.
Or so she says.

[Lias]

I have a bigass sign on my wall that says "God made all heads bald, the ugly ones he covered with hair".

[kerryg]

I've wanted to shave my head, but my wife doesn't want me too, nor my face. And before you ask, yes, it tickles.
Or so she says.


I have a mental image......get behind me, Satan...

[kerryg]

I have a bigass sign on my wall that says "God made all heads bald, the ugly ones he covered with hair".


That's funny.

My head, I fear, is the exception that proves the rule

[Colapop]

I don't shave my head but I do buzz cut my hair without the comb attachment. I figure the tides going out (receding) anyway so there's no point to trying to say there was something there.

[kerryg]

I don't shave my head but I do buzz cut my hair without the comb attachment. I figure the tides going out (receding) anyway so there's no point to trying to say there was something there.


Yeah, me too.

Do you find, that like some people with amputated limbs who can still feel their fingers or toes (although they're no longer there) that you've got phantom hair? You know, running the tips of your fingers over your scalp as though running them through your flowing locks? How sad is that...

[James Deuce]

I've thought about this concept for a while now, and I'd much rather have a nice thick, wavy, head of grey hair, than the hideous, shiny, pink beacon of genetic inferiority that is the front and top of my head.

[Colapop]

Yeah, me too.

Do you find, that like some people with amputated limbs who can still feel their fingers or toes (although they're no longer there) that you've got phantom hair? You know, running the tips of your fingers over your scalp as though running them through your flowing locks? How sad is that...

Hmmmm .... nope, haven't done that before. The way I see it - it's going to fall out anyway, I may as well save myself the efffort of combing and cleaning it (the hair). And I go to the gym a lot (I'm a sweaty one) so hair just traps sweat - yuk :apumpin: :apumpin:

[WRT]

No no no you fail to understand. Think of your head as a big, smooth, firm, spherical object attached to the top of a long shaft (i.e. your neck)...and then think of a finely toned butt lowering down over it.....or a pair of fine boobs caressing it.....see where I'm going to....or coming from? or...whichever....

Ok, the boobs thing I can understand. As for the what your saying here tho - are you calling all bald men dick heads? Thats sure what it sounds like.

And besides, how can that be a turn on? If the lady in question is capable of lowering herself down over your head and neck, then shes not going to be what you could call "tight".

It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water.

[kerryg]

I've thought about this concept for a while now, and I'd much rather have a nice thick, wavy, head of grey hair, than the hideous, shiny, pink beacon of genetic inferiority that is the front and top of my head.


Yes, ditto. It would be nice to have the choice Jim. I'll take hair of any colour, thickness and/or waviness....not fussy, me. Even thought of getting it transplanted from further down south (curly and grey but abundant...or is that too much information..?). Anyways...I digress.


I do know one guy who is bald who has got the most unfortunately shaped head. Sort of pointy and he has a friar-like fringe of hair all roundthat stops just above his ears. So really I am blessed.

[Colapop]

It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water


...:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: ....

[WRT]

LOL - you liked that? ;)

Ah, the joys of mental imagery . . .

[ManDownUnder]

You just like bald women? (nws)

not until just now...

[kerryg]

Ok, the boobs thing I can understand. As for the what your saying here tho - are you calling all bald men dick heads? Thats sure what it sounds like.

And besides, how can that be a turn on? If the lady in question is capable of lowering herself down over your head and neck, then shes not going to be what you could call "tight".

It'd be like fucking a bucket of hot soapy water.


Mate I wouldn't touch one with a barge pole with a janola bottle on the end really. As for inserting my head...well, I druther not.

Although I do recall a place in Thailand where she inserted my spectacles and gave them back to me all sticky and steamed up.

They were not on my head at the time..before you ask

[Colapop]

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!

[kerryg]

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!


I thought that was the idea. I've been trying to go back to the womb (with only limited and infrequent success) for a loooong time now...but only a small part of.... (well, not that small) ...me will fit

[WRT]

I was bornded once an' I aint going back!

Wasnt there a joke about that? Guys tend to spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in . . .

[Lou Girardin]

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.

[vifferman]

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.Yeah, right!
You have to take them every day, forever! If you stop, the 'cure' stops.
But of course they're cheap.
Not!

The worst thing has to be those guys who comb their hair over their head, so when they look in the mirror it looks sorta like they've got hair. To them. But not to anyone else.
And I feel like saying to one of these guys when I see him (like the two guys at work): "Hey! You're fookin' bald, you eejit!" At least one of them has finally got his hair cut (yesterday). His ruse must've fooled more than just him, because some people were shocked (!) at his new look.
And I love the ones with the hair that is carefully coiffed (yeah, I know that's not a word) back and forth over their head, and they go out in the breeze, and it's a-flappin' and a-swayin' like a sail that's come adrift, and they're trying to catch it and put it back in place before anyone realises that (Shock!! Horror!!) they're not really hirsute at all....

Sad, so sad...
Almost as sad as knowing two of my three sons are destined for baldness.
#2 has hair about 50cm long... Bastid. He's either a genetic throwback, or someone elses.:angry:

[kerryg]

If bald is so great, why are there so many baldness 'cures'.

There aren't any cures. We without hair know it is so, and would never be so foolish as to buy any such products. On the other there is another category I shall call the "bald-ing" (as distinct from the "bald"). The former category will clutch at any straw, their desperation is truly pathetic. We pity them.

[kerryg]

Yeah, right!
You have to take them every day, forever! If you stop, the 'cure' stops.
But of course they're cheap.
Not!

And they won't grow hair on a billiard ball

[vifferman]

And they won't grow hair on a billiard ball
Didja try?
"Get ya hairy balls here! Get ya hairy balls here! Perfect for quiet, muffled billiards! Get ya.. Oh.. wait... they're not hairy at all. As you were....":blink:

[Goblin]

Nah, it suXors.
I'd like to have helmet hair. People who complain about their hair being messy or needing a cut get no sympathy from me, at all at all. Nope. Uh-uh.
Oh and here's another thing: my helmet padding leaves lines on my head, which look weird. But not as bad as my last helmet, which had two brow vents. The holes in the padding for these left me with two ovals on my forehead, which started off white, then went pink. Kinda like two extraneous headlights....:laugh:

:killingme :killingme Classic!

Frizzy helmet hair here! Specially when its humid. Stuff pantene, silky smooth, wont happen overnight bullshit!! Bring on the frizz factor!

[kerryg]

Didja try?
"Get ya hairy balls here! Get ya hairy balls here! Perfect for quiet, muffled billiards! Get ya.. Oh.. wait... they're not hairy at all. As you were....":blink:


I was speaking metaphorically...or similely (I think I just invented a word!)...or figuratively .......

Don't be so literal-minded.:nono:

[vifferman]

:killingme :killingme Classic!

Frizzy helmet hair here! Specially when its humid. Stuff pantene, silky smooth, wont happen overnight bullshit!! Bring on the frizz factor!
You could try a product (hair spray) called Shatter - "Sexy Short Hair".
It was available at Rodney Wayne salons, till they found out if was promoted by the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and decided it "wasn't in keeping with the image they were trying to promote". My wife tracked some down, and it's quite good.

[vifferman]

I was speaking metaphorically...or similely (I think I just invented a word!)...or figuratively .......

Don't be so literal-minded.:nono:
Meh.
Don't take me so seriously. I'm having a creative brainfart right now - don't spoil the flow. I've got correspondence over the Interdweeb going on two forums and email, simiantaneously. If I can get another couple of monkeys cranked up on their keyboards, I'm sure I can win a new tea set or summat. :woohoo:

[Lucyloo]

I am single.....and have a razor!!!!


Shave it off and come and see me!!!! ;)

[Goblin]

You could try a product (hair spray) called Shatter - "Sexy Short Hair".
It was available at Rodney Wayne salons, till they found out if was promoted by the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and decided it "wasn't in keeping with the image they were trying to promote". My wife tracked some down, and it's quite good.

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though. :sick:

[kerryg]

[QUOTE=vifferman]
The worst thing has to be those guys who comb their hair over their head, so when they look in the mirror it looks sorta like they've got hair. To them. But not to anyone else.
QUOTE]

The "Koro Wetere".

I feel superior when I see a KW. Being bald is like being gay. Shaving your head is like coming out. I'm bald...and I'm proud. None of this acting all masculine when you're actually a big poofter. Just be a poofter and be PROUD.


Wait a minute...I might be digging a hole for myself here

[kerryg]

Meh.
Don't take me so seriously. I'm having a creative brainfart right now - don't spoil the flow. I've got correspondence over the Interdweeb going on two forums and email, simiantaneously. If I can get another couple of monkeys cranked up on their keyboards, I'm sure I can win a new tea set or summat. :woohoo:


Or write Hamlet.

So who said men can't multi-task, eh?

[vifferman]

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though. :sick:
It's not spoof, y'know. Just hair stuff.


Wait... for all I know it could be spoof.
But my wife uses it (spoof / hairspray / superglue / varnish) and it stops her hair getting all sad and flat from a couple of hours in a helmet. She takes her helmet off and KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.

[inlinefour]

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:

Less time spent grooming (= more time for actual interesting stuff)
No expenditure on haircuts
No expenditure on shampoos, gels, waxes etc
Saves water and electricity
No dandruff
No helmet hair
Don't have to worry about going grey
Cool in summer
No cooties


I know I can think of more...


Hell, why would ya want hair?

A survey that was done from one of the major hair prodect companies asked women which they would prefer. A man that was bald or a man with a mullet. 57% said the bald man and there was about 15% who did not know. Also the body requies alot of hormones to grow hair and there is only so much our bodies can produce. Why waste it on growing hair???:weird:

[vifferman]

Right.
Haircut tonight. I'm sure I can find one or two strands to cut. Mebbe I can get one of my monkeys to help.

[robnz]

bald and proud of it. used to be the classic westy with long hair but nolonger. no problems with hair getting caught, or mates trying to use your hair as towel.

[Goblin]

It's not spoof, y'know. Just hair stuff.


Wait... for all I know it could be spoof.
But my wife uses it (spoof / hairspray / superglue / varnish) and it stops her hair getting all sad and flat from a couple of hours in a helmet. She takes her helmet off and KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.

Yeah thats what worries me...there's "Something About Mary"-ish about hair products....puts me off. Ya dont know wtf they put in those little pots.

Aww you looking to grease her up tonight eh?

[vifferman]

Aww you looking to grease her up tonight eh?
Nah, I might use olive oil instead of bacon grease for a change. :blip:

[kerryg]

KASPROING!! her hair's instantly as perfect as before, and she looks fabulous and beautiful and gorgeous again. Still. As usual.


Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)


1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)

or

2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements

and/or


3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect

[Goblin]

Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)


1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)

or

2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements

and/or


3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect

Or ALL of the above:blip:

[vifferman]

Pffffffttttt......I can interpret this 3 ways (not having nmet your wife)
1. She's fabulous and gorgeous and beautiful (least likely given that you're a baldie...)
or
2. She's reading what you write, peering over your shoulder suspiciously while brandishing hot liquids or sharp implements
and/or
3. the month has an "r" in it and sex is a prospect
Golly! (Crikey!!) Wrong on all three counts.
1. I think she's gorgeous, and that's all that matters.

2. She's prolly on the bus, while I'm at work (about to leave).

3. Sex is almost always a prospect in the Norty Forties. "Stop! I can't take any more! Not tonight Vifferbabe darling - I have to go to work sometime this month!"

[Swoop]

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest
Not a trekkie either, but going from memory...
Lieutenant Uhura was a very attractive woman...
MR SULU was the asian driver (oh fuck) of the Enterprise...
Full speed ahead Mr Sulu!

[oldrider]

Male haircut $10:00/$15:00 bucks. (plus trip to town)
Warehouse bargain clippers $10:00 bucks.
One close clipped haircut and the next one is free.
And so on and so on $$$$$$ savings.
Yes the Warehouse causes baldness.
Sunburn? sure just wear a hat.
Meanwhile she's saving money.
Who am I to argue such logic? :spudwhat: Cheers Bald John.:crybaby:

[SPman]

Whats that saying...
If you're bald at the front of your head - you're a good thinker...
If you're bald at the back of your head - you're a good lover...
If you're bald front and back of your head - you think you're a good lover.......

[kerryg]

Golly! (Crikey!!)
3. Sex is almost always a prospect in the Norty Forties. "Stop! I can't take any more! Not tonight Vifferbabe darling - I have to go to work sometime this month!"


Yeah right:bs:

or you're lucky lucky...didn't she also ENCOURAGE you to buy expensive and unnecessary baubles for the blue machine..?? What a woman.....


Are you sure she's not just your imaginary Vifferbabe?

[Grahameeboy]

Shave it off and come and see me!!!! ;)

And there was I thinking that you would help me!!!

[Pixie]

The only bad thing about having no hair,is the electrode burns show.

It could be worse though,one could be a GING

[Pixie]

Nah bugga that, imagine the sticky mess it would leave in my helmet? I'll leave mine El Natural...and bald guys should do the same. I never uderstood the comb-over though. :sick:
The comb-over is so discrete,I'm amazed it's existence is known outside of the secret society that initiates it's wearers

[kerryg]

The only bad thing about having no hair,is the electrode burns show.

It could be worse though,one could be a GING


No I can go one better. I am a ging..and bald

[James Deuce]

AHHHHHH GINGA!


GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.

[kerryg]

AHHHHHH GINGA!


GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.

Not another -ism...... pleeeeease

[Pixie]

There was this gorgeous bald black woman on Star Trek called (I think) Lieutenant Sulu......

I'm not a trekkie, honest
Early onset dementia,I'm affraid.You're getting your TV and movies mixed up.
The black woman was in the original series,and had BIG hair.
The Baldy was in one of the movies, and was played by former Miss India Persis Khambatta

[James Deuce]

Yay V'Ger!

[Big Dave]

AHHHHHH GINGA!


GET IT!!

Where's my pitchfork - someone else bring a couple of torches! We're going on a ginga hunt.


...............!

[CPB]

It pleases me more than can I express that it is OK to be bald these days, cripes, people WITH hair shave it off. Rock on Vin Diesel......

Got me thinking about the advantages of not having hair. Here's a few I thought of:



Also makes it easier to attach horns..ahem...to your bald head that is...for those special occasions...:devil2:

[kerryg]

...............!



Isn't he luverly?:hug:

[Lucyloo]

And there was I thinking that you would help me!!!
You bring the razor, I'll bring the shaving cream.....what fun we will have.....

[Indiana_Jones]

I think I'm gonna be bald in a few years :( lol
ah well

-Indy