If woman controlled the world. [Archive]

NotaGoth

15th December 2005, 22:21

and Most Importantly...

The guy I had flatting here always left the seat up.. I put it down more than a few times.. Thankfully he got the hint.. :shifty:

James Deuce

15th December 2005, 22:44

What do you mean "IF"?

skidMark

15th December 2005, 22:47

The guy I had flatting here always left the seat up.. I put it down more than a few times.. Thankfully he got the hint.. :shifty:

..."had" flatting here...you scaring away men again kittie? lol

those pics are pretty close to the current times women can get a man to do anything for sex.....

except put the seat down :)

hey you should be glad guys leave the seat up...at least if theyve done that there won't be piss all over it :lol:

Gremlin

15th December 2005, 23:00

The guy I had flatting here always left the seat up.. I put it down more than a few times.. Thankfully he got the hint.. :shifty:
I think its the ladies that are annoying... why can't you leave the seat up eh?? :Pokey:

Tell you what, since I'm nice, I'm happy to have to continually keep lifting it. Why aren't you happy to keep putting it down??

NotaGoth

15th December 2005, 23:01

..."had" flatting here...you scaring away men again kittie? lol

those pics are pretty close to the current times women can get a man to do anything for sex.....

except put the seat down :)

hey you should be glad guys leave the seat up...at least if theyve done that there won't be piss all over it :lol:

Nah, he was asked to move out. Only stayed here while mum was in aus, agreement was made which he broke. Had drugs in the house and a guy here who wasn't meant to be here. Plus things were left on all the time, to the point that the bottom of our toaster was burnt.. From erm.. Being left on top of an element that was going..

My bros mate pee'd all over our floor once........ How is it managed?

NotaGoth

15th December 2005, 23:07

skidMark

15th December 2005, 23:42

he must have been severly drunk...some guys are unco ....it's like thier dicks are too small to have something to grab hold of so they can aim it :tugger:

skidMark

15th December 2005, 23:46

I think its the ladies that are annoying... why can't you leave the seat up eh?? :Pokey:

Tell you what, since I'm nice, I'm happy to have to continually keep lifting it. Why aren't you happy to keep putting it down??

you make a good point gremmy

we put it up so thier aint piss all over the seat for them they can do thier part and put it down....ok guys lets go on strike leave the seat down to pee for one whole day the nagging would stop after that...(purposely using out of control aim of course) (john needs not to try he does that naturally(just kiddin john )lol)

we put it up girls can put it down...... or leave the seat chained up then the girls can stand....now thats gotta be hard to aim lol

i always put the seat down cus im a tidy kiwi :yeah:

and i get sick of being (bitch*d at :crazy: )

Mooch

15th December 2005, 23:50

Nah, he was asked to move out. Only stayed here while mum was in aus, agreement was made which he broke. Had drugs in the house and a guy here who wasn't meant to be here. Plus things were left on all the time, to the point that the bottom of our toaster was burnt.. From erm.. Being left on top of an element that was going..

My bros mate pee'd all over our floor once........ How is it managed?
:drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup: :eek5: :sweatdrop :blink: :shake: :crazy: :o :doh:

mstriumph

16th December 2005, 00:02

he must have been severly drunk...some guys are unco ....it's like thier dicks are too small to have something to grab hold of so they can aim it :tugger:

aim improves miraculously [wid small boys of all ages] when you float a tabletennis ball in the pan ........... try it at your next party for a dry floor[well, almost - it don't seem to work on vomit :sick: ]

wat this place COMING to? WINJA postin recipes and i givin you household cleanin tips ......... :slap:

Ixion

16th December 2005, 00:29

I never got the whole dunny seat thing. I always leave it down. I mean, theres a honking great big hole in the middle. If y'cant aim well enough to pee through a hole that size y'need to see someone about it.Just point the thing and let it rip. Works for me.

strayjuliet

16th December 2005, 10:13

judgeshock

16th December 2005, 10:14

Finally a male who sees things our way. There's hope for us ladies yet. lol

O.K. if you ladies wipe any splash back of the seat:buggerd:

Sniper

16th December 2005, 10:46

Hahahaha, what do you mean if.

Wolf

16th December 2005, 10:50

I suppose it is easier for men to learn to put the seat down than it is for women - you know how they are with technical things...

As women always sit, they never get properly trained in the complexities of raising or lowering toilet seats, unlike us men who sit or stand according to need.

miSTa

16th December 2005, 16:57

I actually put both the seat and the lid down when I'm done :nya: but if someone started complaining about leaving the seat up then its time to piss on it :finger:

ducatilover

16th December 2005, 22:16

i put the seat down at my missus place.....:baby: fuckn whipd bastard:grouphug: :crazy:

Swoop

17th December 2005, 08:17

you make a good point gremmy

we put it up so thier aint piss all over the seat for them they can do thier part and put it down....

We guys have the harder job of lifting the seat... at least gravity is on the girls side:niceone: :moon:

flash

18th December 2005, 08:11

if you think they are taking over, just press the reset button......:whistle:

Eurodave

18th December 2005, 08:22

if you think they are taking over, just press the reset button......:whistle:

Man, I wish my MRS had one of those!!

Hitcher

18th December 2005, 13:15

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...

strayjuliet

18th December 2005, 21:41

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"

skidMark

18th December 2005, 22:14

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"

lol hes a wolf not a kittin

Wolf

19th December 2005, 06:24

Voice of experience, eh, Hitcher???
If Wolf ever thought of pissing on the seat I would take great pleasure in rubbing his nose in it while saying "bad Wolf!!!!"
Lupine House Training 101...

All stunts were done by trained professionals, do not attempt to do this with a wild wolf in your own home.

strayjuliet

19th December 2005, 10:51

Lupine House Training 101...

All stunts were done by trained professionals, do not attempt to do this with a wild wolf in your own home.

That's right, it's taken me 4 years to partly tame him.

Wolf

19th December 2005, 10:52

That's right, it's taken me 4 years to partly tame him.
And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

strayjuliet

19th December 2005, 11:04

And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

Bull! Wolf said he would get himself off to the vet to get fixed he says it's 'cause he wants to stop spraying the furniture but I know it's because he doesn't want to be Alfa anymore. lol

Face it Wolf you're whipped!! LMAO :Pokey: :eyepoke:

Wolf

19th December 2005, 11:40

Face it Wolf you're whipped!! LMAO :Pokey: :eyepoke:
Not strictly correct - she wanted to whip me but I'm not into that sort of thing.

Likewise my posted reason was not strictly correct - I'll be getting fixed as a favour to Lias who is terrified at the prospect of us breeding yet again...

Wolf

19th December 2005, 11:59

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...
Yep. One flat I was at, the lid was always up - if you had any intention of sitting on the seat at any stage in the future you lifted the lid after having a shit - on account of a bloke there who thought his aim was good enough to get through the hole in the seat... his assessment of his own ability was not the only thing that was "inaccurate".

ManDownUnder

19th December 2005, 12:15

And now she wants to get me "fixed" to stop me spraying on the furniture...

Best you get as much done now as you can then... time's a wastin'!

You'll need to plan ahead a little... start by buying 6 dozen bottles of your favourite brew...

Lou Girardin

19th December 2005, 14:17

The guy I had flatting here always left the seat up.. I put it down more than a few times.. Thankfully he got the hint.. :shifty:

So he left because he was sick of putting the seat up then?

ManDownUnder

19th December 2005, 14:21

So he left because he was sick of putting the seat up then?

na - he left because "the hint" is a codename for a frozen cucumber stuck up his bum.

He got it once - then left

Wolf

19th December 2005, 15:02

na - he left because "the hint" is a codename for a frozen cucumber stuck up his bum.

He got it once - then left
Obvously not his scene, then.

strayjuliet

19th December 2005, 15:08

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease

strayjuliet

19th December 2005, 15:16

Not strictly correct - she wanted to whip me but I'm not into that sort of thing.
Spoil-sport.

Likewise my posted reason was not strictly correct - I'll be getting fixed as a favour to Lias who is terrified at the prospect of us breeding yet again...
Not strictly true. I think Wolf himself is worried because I told him "any more kids and you can bloody well carry it and go through the labour and birth." He's just using the "favour to lias" as an excuse.

ManDownUnder

19th December 2005, 15:20

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease

So there is a "Wonders" pandora's box?

Is it the same at the pandora's box of "Bitching"? That seems to be in good supply too...

ManDownUnder

19th December 2005, 15:21

Obvously not his scene, then.

Clearly not. It'd be worse if it err... how do I put this delicately...

...you know what happens if you lick a glacier...

Wolf

19th December 2005, 15:25

I'm amazed, I post 1 pic of a toilet seat being chained down and suddenly this whole thread turns into a war about who does what and why. lol. Wonders never cease
Same reason any thread about shitting, pissing, farting or sex runs to 30+ pages - the mentality of KBers.

Cater to it? We are the Lowest Common Denominator...

Stroker Girl

19th December 2005, 15:25

aim improves miraculously [wid small boys of all ages] when you float a tabletennis ball in the pan ........... try it at your next party for a dry floor[well, almost - it don't seem to work on vomit :sick: ]

wat this place COMING to? WINJA postin recipes and i givin you household cleanin tips ......... :slap:

My flatmate in Aussy had a good solution for that problem too. It was a sticker (I think he got it from Germany) of a women posing provocatively. You stick it to the back of the toilet bowl and when it comes in contact with urine her clothes miraculously dissapper to reveal all!! Kept the aim very specific :lol:

ManDownUnder

19th December 2005, 15:33

My flatmate in Aussy had a good solution for that problem too. It was a sticker (I think he got it from Germany) of a women posing provocatively. You stick it to the back of the toilet bowl and when it comes in contact with urine her clothes miraculously dissapper to reveal all!! Kept the aim very specific :lol:

Guys - put a "halo" of stickers on the cistern - naked ladies and the like... so they're covered up when the seat is up...

He'll be putting the seat down - and she'd be putting the seat UP.

Solves all the problems.

strayjuliet

19th December 2005, 16:59

Guys - put a "halo" of stickers on the cistern - naked ladies and the like... so they're covered up when the seat is up...

He'll be putting the seat down - and she'd be putting the seat UP.

Solves all the problems.

Yer, it's ok if you own the place you live in, not so good if you are renting.
and what would visitors think???

ManDownUnder

20th December 2005, 08:07

and what would visitors think???

I think they'd have to accept me for who I am... or they might just stop visiting...?

Eurodave

20th December 2005, 08:23

The toilet seat up/down issue is quickly and easily resolved. Just piss on it. You can guarantee from then on it will always be left up...

The quick,easy fix to all of this piss arsed bullshit [pun intended!!] is to throw the bloody seat away & just bolt a couple of peices of curved wood to the top of each side of the bowl, as they do in some public toilets, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!:Punk:

bobsmith

18th January 2006, 13:47

I don't know what you guys all have so much troubles with this issue. Just get a smarter girlfriend / wife or train them up. My girlfriend always puts the seat up after she's done.

Wolf

18th January 2006, 14:17

I don't know what you guys all have so much troubles with this issue. Just get a smarter girlfriend / wife or train them up. My girlfriend always puts the seat up after she's done.
Is she ultra considerate or is she just hinting your aim is off? :devil2:

Beemer

18th January 2006, 15:35

strayjuliet

18th January 2006, 23:12

I just got sent these by my niece, very funny! I have to say, my husband is pretty good at putting the toilet seat down again, a rare breed. But he lets himself down by leaving the tiniest scrap of toilet paper on the roll...

Alas, we can't have everything. sigh

But don't despair, Pinky, for I, the amazing Brain, have a plan... :devil2:

Wolf

18th January 2006, 23:14

Alas, we can't have everything. sigh
But it don't stop ya from bloody askin' do it?

strayjuliet

19th January 2006, 08:02

But it don't stop ya from bloody askin' do it?

Hell no, of cause not. That would be down right silly and even to expect such a thing is preposterous, don't be absurd my dear Wolf.

MEN: :spudwhat:

buellbabe

19th January 2006, 12:33

Grahameeboy

19th January 2006, 12:37

As far as 'seat etiquette" goes, if I am a guest at someones house and i go to use the toilet and find the seat up... well i put it up again when I'm done! But my home is my way and I expect the same curtesy to be shown to me:2guns: :Punk:

so you don't flush when you are done, leave the seat up to allow your animal scent as evidence.........:eek:
.....sorry..I was thinking of Mr Wolf then......

Wolf

20th January 2006, 08:17

so you don't flush when you are done, leave the seat up to allow your animal scent as evidence.........:eek:
.....sorry..I was thinking of Mr Wolf then......
Wrong. I flush toilets. I only leave my animal scent on trees, rocks and telephone poles...