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[NotaGoth]

Well... Christmas time is here.. All I wanted was a kitten..

Can I have a kitten mum?
NOOOOOOOOOO!

Can I have a puppy then..?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

How bout some goldfish?
SURE!

Well yes I got some goldfish, 3 little baby ones..


Oooo and I DID get my kitten ;)

Just gotta name her now :2thumbsup


P.S I wonder if Santas getting me a bike :shutup:

[bugjuice]

awwww she's cute..
name her 'Buggy', cos she'll be chasing all the bugs in summer

[Colapop]

That's pretty good forward thinking there Kittie. A self service cat feeder for while you're away...

Be careful about sitting on Santa's knee, he's getting more an' more dodgey each year.

Hope you get a bike anyway.

[Biff]

I love cats, preferably cooked in pepper sauce. Seriously.

Other than that - I can't stand the vermin. I'm a dog kinda guy. You know where you are with a dog.

Sorry Kittie. Hope it tastes good.

[NotaGoth]

awwww she's cute..
name her 'Buggy', cos she'll be chasing all the bugs in summer

She is cute.. New gf for my other cat.. Right now they are having a lovers tiff though.. :confused:

LOL look out I might just name her buggy..

[NotaGoth]

Be careful about sitting on Santa's knee, he's getting more an' more dodgey each year.




Was gonna sit on Santas knee when I was in Whangarei and have a photo taken.. Good thing I was to shy though

Bike is definately "on the way" It can be a ... late Christmas present for myself.

[NotaGoth]

I love cats, preferably cooked in pepper sauce. Seriously.

Other than that - I can't stand the vermin. I'm a dog kinda guy. You know where you are with a dog.

Sorry Kittie. Hope it tastes good.

gotta fatten this one up first.

[Colapop]

Was gonna sit on Santas knee when I was in Whangarei and have a photo taken.. Good thing I was to shy though

Bike is definately "on the way" It can be a ... late Christmas present for myself.
Woohooo! on the bike front. You're gonna hafta get a sidecar to carry the menagerie around with you though. (Never seen goldfish on a bike - do goldfish get motion sickness?)

[Lou Girardin]

I'm a dog kinda guy. You know where you are with a dog.



Yeah, cleaning the retard mutts drool off everything.
Notice how the morons make a big fuss over anyone who even looks at them. Cats know what side of the bread their butter's on.

[T.W.R]

(Never seen goldfish on a bike - do goldfish get motion sickness?)


:rofl: :rofl: :clap: don't think they know how to get sick, their memory span is to short;) they just go belly up when things get bad!!:shifty:

[Colapop]

Yeah, cleaning the retard mutts drool off everything.
Notice how the morons make a big fuss over anyone who even looks at them. Cats know what side of the bread their butter's on.

Cats are like fat Italian chicks with knives - "Feed me or I'll cut you good"
Or at least mine is.

[Beemer]

Cats are like fat Italian chicks with knives - "Feed me or I'll cut you good"
Or at least mine is.

Your cat or your fat Italian chick?

Cute kitty, perhaps you could ask Santa for a decent camera too so we could have some better shots of her!

[Colapop]

Your cat or your fat Italian chick?.
My pussy...


:rofl: :rofl: :clap: don't think they know how to get sick, their memory span is to short;) they just go belly up when things get bad!!:shifty:
Reminded me of the attached...

Sorry couldn't find the larger version.

[Kornholio]

Nice kitty, kittie...err pussy, kittie.....

Bah prefer mine shaven anyway....pussies that is not kitties :D

[Sniper]

Nice to see Kittie, bet you can't wait till it brings you some little gifts in the middle of the night

[Swoop]

Nice puddy tat Kittie!!!

Just remember that dogs have masters and cats have servants...

Please let us know what you name the new family member!

[Jackrat]

Have a free one:killingme

[NotaGoth]

Have a free one:killingme


that is horrible!

[NotaGoth]

So your cat came back then??
Speedie sounds like it could be a goer.. Buggy is ghey.


Yes!!!!!! He did. And he's following his Mrs to be round the house, and beating her up. If he doesn't stop I won't be keeping her. Not fair to put the poor thing through that crap.


Have thought bout Speedie as a name, we had the a cat named that before. This girls a quick little bugger, so the thought for that was there also.

Still undecided though.

[froggyfrenchman]

thats a nice pussy kitti. kittens not too shabby either.


Sorry, was too easy... *apology hugZ*

[Sniper]

Have a free one:killingme

Fuck, everytime I see that pic I nearly piss myself.


I know Im cruel, but most things are funny if you look hard enough

[Brett]

I am a real animal lover, but that pic made me piss myself. Classic.

[Beemer]

Have thought bout Speedie as a name, we had the a cat named that before. This girls a quick little bugger, so the thought for that was there also.

I wanted to call our new kitten Spidi but got told no. So I thought Shelby (as in the Cobra) - but no. So she got called Smooch, or Moochy!

Very cute, Smooch brought home a goldfinch today and hid it under the duvet - knew it was there though, there were feathers from arsehole to breakfast time!

[froggyfrenchman]

We have two cats, named aprillia and guzzi...

[Sniper]

I have 2 cats too. Shadow the loud siamese and Cat, the black and white one.

[NotaGoth]

Bailey, after the drink Baileys, cause he's the same colouring.

Andddddddddd............. Unknown.. Still.. :pinch:

[SARGE]

I love cats, preferably cooked in pepper sauce. Seriously.

Other than that - I can't stand the vermin. I'm a dog kinda guy. You know where you are with a dog.

Sorry Kittie. Hope it tastes good.



i had a cat once.......



it was delicious...

[SARGE]

I wanted to call our new kitten Spidi but got told no. So I thought Shelby (as in the Cobra) - but no. So she got called Smooch, or Moochy!



Shelby is my Son's name ( after the Cobra of course..)

[Karma]

Andddddddddd............. Unknown.. Still.. :pinch:

oh oh I know!! pick me!!

How about Jess?

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van, all his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock (knock knock)
Ring (ring ring). Letters through your door. (Hee Hee).

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really happy man.

[Phurrball]

Nice to see Kittie, bet you can't wait till it brings you some little gifts in the middle of the night

Always fun. Ours often specialises in the live kind of gift - usually wetas, circadas and lizards. We love the cat in spite of this...

Mrs P felt suitably violated the other day when our delightful pusskit created a 'here's one I prepared earlier' moment.

The sacred hairdryer created a mystery bad odour whilst in operation. It turned out the pusskit had thoughtfully chased a dying lizard into the hairdryer as it lay on the floor. Naturally this was only discovered when the lizard was done to perfection. Mmmm - fried lizard smells good! :puke:

[Sniper]

The sacred hairdryer created a mystery bad odour whilst in operation. It turned out the pusskit had thoughtfully chased a dying lizard into the hairdryer as it lay on the floor. Naturally this was only discovered when the lizard was done to perfection. Mmmm - fried lizard smells good! :puke:

I can relate to that. Cats are weird things, but at least they try and show you how much they love you.

Dogs are still better though.

[Gremlin]

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat..... blah blah, soon to be modified :lol:

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat ran over his cat,
Blood and guts are fly-ing
Postman Pat is cry-ing
And now he has red wheels to match his van.

:woohoo: :dodge:

What about Patch??

[hXc]

Cats are awesome. Much more tame and easier to handle than dogs. I'm a cat person and always will be.

We were staying with family in Taupo for the trackday last weekend and they had 2 kittens that were so awesome. They were play fighting most of the time but they were so cute. I wanted to sneak them home but I'm sure WT would have given me shit for stealing a 4 year old girls pussy so thought against it.

[Lou Girardin]

Show me a dog smart enough to open a locked cat door.
Our Burmese just laughs at it - "I speet on your stoopeed cat door".

[inlinefour]

i have inherited one thats a pretty cool animal, but its not the same as bringing one up by hand when its less that a foot long. My last one was named Marmite cause it was black. Had it riding around the house on the GN with me. Was going to put gorilla grip on the tank so it could get its claws in. But Marmite was required elsewhere and migrated to live with my son. Should I get another cat, Im going to call it Spyke, as in bike gear.:corn: