arse!feck!4 days from xmas I bin my shiny red bike

[NhuanH]

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

[DemonWolf]

Glad to see that the damage is limited...

[White trash]

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.

[NhuanH]

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.
tru, Maurice tells me the only whey to become gheyer is to ride a Zooki.

And this from the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

[Devil]

Mate you had me going there for a minute! I guess the girlie bike lives on...

[White trash]

tru, Maurice tells me the only whey to become gheyer is to ride a Zooki.

And this from the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

Don't need a mullet to be true White trash son. You keep on trying though, little fellah. You'll get there.

[Keystone19]

Looks like Dainese man was lacking his protective Dainese's...

[NhuanH]

Don't need a mullet to be true White trash son. You keep on trying though, little fellah. You'll get there.
So it's the pastiness that is part of the club's conditions of entry? Feck, I'll never get there then :cry: You all hate me 'coz I iz bleck...

Who's the little fella, you boney gimp?

[NhuanH]

Looks like Dainese man was lacking his protective Dainese's...
Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

[Badcat]

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

harden up you little girl.

[Sniper]

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

[Finn]

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

Where is the motor?

[SlowHand]

Little do you know that I broke into your gargre and took your boik for more than a spin. You can pick it up from Haldanes tomorrow they said.. 2 Santa's sleds down.

So the weird aerodynamics of the mul lay didnt cause the off?

[Marmoot]

HAHAHA TAKE THAT YOU DAMN BASTARD. I know yellow riders are no good.
Where did you get your license? In a weetbix box? :hug:

sorry, wrong smilies, I mean this -> :ar15: :thud:

Btw, please put in your diary for 2nd Saturday of Jan 2006 to be 1st Series of SuperEFC 2006 season, hopefully.

[WINJA]

bloody asian drivers, if i were you id be more worried about my arms being bigger than my legs

[Karma]

Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

You auditioning to be one of the Ninja Turtles or something?

[mv.senna]

geeze NhuanH!!
We TOLD you not to take those trainer wheels off just yet....did you listen??? Oh hell no!! You knew better didn't you?! Now who's sorry??!! Huh?? Huh?? I bet you weren't even riding with your WIMA vest on either were you??!! :brick:

Where's Maurice? Maurice?? someone needs a spanking....

:rofl:

[2_SL0]

u FARKTARD.

[inlinefour]

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

I thought it was a motorcycle at first, but then I saw the pictures. Heck Ive got a mountian bike and have crapped off it a few times. Same as the motorcycle, if you want to push it wear the gear and don't be surprised if you come off. Mine is yet to loose any paint and still looks too new for my liking. Although Ive done all my crapping off offroad. :corn: Harden up mate, its not the end of the world.

[SlowHand]

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

apparently its the end of humour world for you...

[Hitcher]

Nhauhn. You silly prick.

[loosebruce]

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.


Cant argue with that for sure, you should've pulled a fkn wheelie before you decked out you pussy, come round for some lessons. 1st one is free.

[bungbung]

A grazed knee? is that all?

You need extra tuition.

I'm 4 weeks into 2 broken ribs and fractured something something. The grazing and bruises have gone now.

Mountainbike + bmx track

[NhuanH]

bloody asian drivers, if i were you id be more worried about my arms being bigger than my legs
they're not. It was a funny camera angle. I'm not quite a spinach chewing Popeye, unlike that big hulk of a man White Trash...

[Zapf]

Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

WHERE IS YOUR STORM TROOPER HELMET?

[2_SL0]

WHERE IS YOUR STORM TROOPER HELMET?


Next to your Power Ranger helmet. :banana:

[Sniper]

apparently its the end of humour world for you...

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?


Dam.

[SlowHand]

Okay people, we need a rescue party. He is stuck at around St. Lukes, with no way to get back to the KFC parking lot. I know I know, he should have stuck to the excercycle at YMCA, but these things happen.

Now he needs the support of the wider KB community. Anyone have a truck and trailor? I can fit his bike in my car, but he is one fat bassa. Please PM me.

[T.I.E]

dam at least it didn't have it's fairings on?

[NhuanH]

Nhauhn. You silly prick.
I think I'm offended. And the trouble I went to, to uphold the integrity of the great NZ arse.

[Hitcher]

I think I'm offended. And the trouble I went to, to uphold the integrity of the great NZ arse.
I am greatly reassured by the integrity of your arse. But you're still a silly prick for putting it at risk.

[froggyfrenchman]

the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

I can give you some tips if you need them wt

[SPman]

Cant argue with that for sure, you should've pulled a fkn wheelie before you decked out you pussy, come round for some lessons. 1st one is free.
1st one is free - how to wheely, but he's already learned the second lesson..............:whistle:

[MadDuck]

u FARKTARD.

LMFAO...yep thats KG. A man of few words but words well selected!

Maybe go a bit slower next time Nhuan I hear you would have good company :eek:

[Mr Skid]

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.Bullshit.

You were trying to 'back it in' by pedaling backwards.

When will you foos learn the road is not the place for hijinks?

Did you find the other jandal?

[thehollowmen]

get well soon

And glad that it wasn't more serious.

I'd give you stick about what you were riding but... I'm sure there are photos of me riding over here in thailand at the moment :-o