Who would play YOU in a movie?

[skelstar]

Im bored and its a slow night so...pointless thread time.

So they are going to make a movie about YOU tomorrow...which actor would you like to play YOU in a movie?

An included photo of your movie star if you can..

I was thinking: John Cusack. I dont look like him but...he exudes cool whilst maintaining unrestrained insecurity. My kinda guy. :niceone:

What about you Dafe? Meryl Streep? :banana:

[Sniper]

I would be Jet Li. Looks so placid yet will kick your arse once I get Asian

[froggyfrenchman]

david spade, itwould be joe dirt 2

[scooterboynz]

Robert De niro for me ,,, very cool

[skelstar]

david spade, itwould be joe dirt 2
Mate, I had to put this photo in for 'context'.

[froggyfrenchman]

how did you get my photo?

[Riff Raff]

Angelina Jolie, but she'd probably have to incorporate a farcical Bridget Jones-like element into the character.

[Swoop]

Jedi-Master Yoda. About the same amount of ugliness and wisdom!!!:drinkup:

[skelstar]

Angelina Jolie, but she'd probably have to incorporate a farcical Bridget Jones-like element into the character.
Like Rene Z has a farcical english accent?

[Ivan]

Seth Enslows lawyer on Fresno Smooth

[Coyote]

Stephen Fry, once he lost some weight

[Darkman]

Mmmm, well lets see. This is a hard one. Maybe this guy, cause he would have a great understanding of my character, plus he's kinda "dark"too!!! He would have to loose the glove though..ha ha:devil2:

[Motu]

I wish Charles Bronson was still around - he'd be honoured to play me...

[SPORK]

Oh gosh. Daniel Radcliffe obviously :love:

All joking aside, I don't think there is anyone that resembles me in the slightest.

[skelstar]

Oh gosh. Daniel Radcliffe obviously :love:

All joking aside, I don't think there is anyone that resembles me in the slightest.
They dont have to resemble you visually. I LIKE John Cusack's demenour, so I would like hinm to play me in a movie.

edit: the guy in your avatar looks like Jim Carrey :).

[Yokai]

Probably Russell Crowe or a young Anthony Hopkins... I had a customs officer tell me that once...

But for real? Alan Tudyk...

[skelstar]

But for real? Alan Tudyk...
Nice, I,Robot Alan or Knights Tale Alan? :)

[N4CR]

Hmmm... Neo Aka Keanau Reeves.

Suits my leet new oakley glasses anyway. :love:


Why not the awesome biker guy from torque? I mean he's so cool and all.... >_<

[Dadpole]

For me? Pity Vincent Price is dead - but if they dug him up now, the likeness would be amazing...

[mstriumph]

kenneth branagh [anyone see him in henry v? awesome!!] .... of course, there'd have to be some serious re-scripting :innocent:

.... but isn't there always? lol ......

[SPORK]

Oh great then, I guess it would have to be Mike Myers, ala Wayne's World.

[inlinefour]

As some of you may or may not know, there has in the past been two sides of me on KB. The now silienced forever Johnny Rotten and the lacking in spellin/grammor skilllz inlinefour. Johnny Rotten would have to played by Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith and inlinefour played by Keanu Reeves as Neo. Its would be similar to the matrix, where I try to hide "my dark side" in the hope that they do not take my work keys away from me and throw me into a seclusion room after a nice big injection in the arse.
Opps, sorry, night shift does this to me. I'm bored, maybe I should go and set off an alarm or something?:nya: :whocares:

[N4CR]

Fuck off, Neo's mine! ALL MINE!

[inlinefour]

Fuck off, Neo's mine! ALL MINE!

Although I don't think pronography was what they was talking about. But this is the pic that springs to mind out of the matrix.

[N4CR]

In one of those online matrix personality matching tests I got 'the twins' a while back... weird.

Waiting for someone to say arnie ;) Kronos...?

[inlinefour]

In one of those online matrix personality matching tests I got 'the twins' a while back... weird.

Waiting for someone to say arnie ;) Kronos...?

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!! And here was me thinking that they was all a load of.....:eek:

[James Deuce]

Timothy Spall.

[SPman]

Ideally - Lee Van Cleef - (the bad - in the Good, the Bad and The Ugly), but probably Eli Wallach!

[Skyryder]

James Bond..............oh he's the charector................Sean Connery. Mind you there's not a lot of difference.


Skyryder

[Dafe]

Im bored and its a slow night so...pointless thread time.

So they are going to make a movie about YOU tomorrow...which actor would you like to play YOU in a movie?

An included photo of your movie star if you can..

I was thinking: John Cusack. I dont look like him but...he exudes cool whilst maintaining unrestrained insecurity. My kinda guy. :niceone:

What about you Dafe? Meryl Streep? :banana:

WTF??????

I'll have to go with some decent Kiwi Talent!

Karl Urban! Mean dude - Good Actor!

[skelstar]

Timothy Spall.
Good effort Jim. Was wondeering who you were going to pick...

[skelstar]

WTF??????

I'll have to go with some decent Kiwi Talent!

Karl Urban! Mean dude - Good Actor!
Nice. I noticed you chose the James Bond-version not the curly haired LOTR version...

[kro]

Randy Quaid. I love that man with all my heart.

[Badcat]

michael madsen.

[Beemer]

I'd go for Jodie Foster, she's a good actress so would be able to portray my bizarre personality well! Also, I like the fact that she is pretty aloof - you don't see her splashed all over the front pages of the women's magazines. She may be famouse but she's still got that air of mystery!

If you could resurrect the dead though, Audrey Hepburn would be the top pick, she had it all - class, glamour, looks - everything I'm lacking...:wavey:

[SARGE]

Billy Bob Thornton or Bruce Willis

[Badcat]

Billy Bob Thornton or Bruce Willis

Sarge - it HAS to be Billy Bob Thornton to play you.
I thought of him straight away the first time i met you.

k

[SARGE]

Sarge - it HAS to be Billy Bob Thornton to play you.
I thought of him straight away the first time i met you.

k



hopefully the Bitter, twisted one out of Bad Santa...

[HDTboy]

Tom Cruise, or Dennis Leary

[Joni]

Im not sure if she is even alive anymore, she was born around the late 1920's... but a young Gina Lollobrigida. That would be cool.

[Karma]

George Clooney,

Would have to be in his ER days thou... although perhaps in Oceans 11?

[pyrocam]

Gerry Austin who played Kelly Johnson in GoodBye Pork Pie (1981)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082464/


Local goon, Gerry, hires a yellow mini in Kaitaia using a stolen license. John's wife has just left him and moved to Invercargill. He is devastated and needs to talk to her. He has no transport and needs a ride. Together with the little mini that Gerry names "Pork Pie", they hit the road to travel the length of the country. Their high speed exploits earn them the name "the Blondini gang". The police, however take a dim view of this and make it their mission in life to stop the Blondini boys from reaching their destination.

[Sparky Bills]

Eddie Murphy:2thumbsup

[SPman]

George Clooney,

Would have to be in his ER days thou... although perhaps in Oceans 11?
Not in his O Brother, Where Art Thou, role??

[_Gina_]

Catherine Zeta Jones

[kro]

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon,

Dude, you do look like Matt Damon, I never really looked at that pic of you on the Britten closely before, but its true, SM = MD.

[Coyote]

Jack Black. He's awesome :2thumbsup

[skelstar]

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon, all except any hot chicks that is.
But I think he's a wanker so he wouldnt play me. Prolly someone much uglier like Foggy.
Nice. Definitely :).

[skelstar]

I think of Cowpoos when I see that dude.
Nice. I see what you mean ;). ot sure Timothy would be to keen about that :niceone:.

[Fatjim]

Has to be Clint baby. No other attitude like it.

Go ahead, make my lunch!

[madboy]

Jim2, you'd need to shave his head a bit more carefully first wouldn't ya - particularly the centre?

girlygirl, stifarms didn't look old enough or rich enough to be Michael Douglas.

I reckon Vin Diesel for me. Just younger, weedier, whiter and poorer.

[Indiana_Jones]

Christian Slater can be me :D


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-Indy

[NhuanH]

Some people say I resemble Mat Damon, all except any hot chicks that is.
But I think he's a wanker so he wouldnt play me. Prolly someone much uglier like Foggy.
This would have to be the "Team America" edition of Mat Damon eh?

You forgot that Carl Fogarty is also a :tugger: as well as having a face only a mother could punch

You saying you think you look like a wanker G Dawg?

[froggyfrenchman]

I reckon Vin Diesel for me. Just younger, weedier, whiter and poorer.

aaahhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha:laugh:

[James Deuce]

Jim2, you'd need to shave his head a bit more carefully first wouldn't ya - particularly the centre?


That's why I chose a chracter actor instead of a no talent (Vin) wanker (Diesel) with a bizarre accent.

Mr Spall would have no problem interpreting the "part" correctly. Vin (tool) Diesel (that's not his real name. It'll be Rufus Gloriana) will grunt and look at the camera sardonically. I'm not sure you know what sardonic means, and you are certainly far too loquacious for VD to ever cope with the burden of dialogue required.

[madboy]

That's why I chose a chracter actor instead of a no talent (Vin) wanker (Diesel) with a bizarre accent.

Mr Spall would have no problem interpreting the "part" correctly. Vin (tool) Diesel (that's not his real name. It'll be Rufus Gloriana) will grunt and look at the camera sardonically. I'm not sure you know what sardonic means, and you are certainly far too loquacious for VD to ever cope with the burden of dialogue required.Chatty? Me? I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner checking out your wife's rack! And since I work in claims, being cynical and mocking is what I do all day! Nothing wrong with a good grunt every now and then just to make people think you're actually listening to their concerns. Unless you're thinking of those grunting noises that I occasionally make toward predominantly Commodore drivers...

[LXS]

lol, madboy.

I think Mr Depp would do a reasonable job of playing me.

Though to really pull it of he'd have to get a #1 and a tan to really be me :laugh:

[hXc]

Steve Carell
Paul Rudd
Will Ferrell

The funny thing is, those 3 people all act in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

"There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

[James Deuce]

Chatty? Me? I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner checking out your wife's rack! And since I work in claims, being cynical and mocking is what I do all day! Nothing wrong with a good grunt every now and then just to make people think you're actually listening to their concerns. Unless you're thinking of those grunting noises that I occasionally make toward predominantly Commodore drivers...

Sigh.

I'll spell it out.

E v e n y o u t a l k t o o m u c h f o r V i n D i e s e l t o b e a b l e t o p l a y y o u

[myvice]

I'd have to get Arny, every morning I get out of bed and say "Ow, me back" Just like him!
Tho for looks it would have to be the creature from Alien.

[Big Dave]

Ain't nobody cool enough.
Would have to play the part myself.

[Badcat]

Ain't nobody cool enough.
Would have to play with myself.

sounds like you already are.

[cowpoos]

I think of Cowpoos when I see that dude.

errrr.....how did you see my face I was behind you??? :devil2:

[cowpoos]

I'ld be dirk diggler :beer:

[Indiana_Jones]

Maybe Travolta for me aswell.......he can do the Jones dance :D

-Indy

[Marmoot]

Me?

Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert.

Ah, forget it, they won't play as me. They'd rather play with me.

[Quartida]

Uma Thurman, because people keep telling me that I look like her.

If I could get yellow leathers and look as hot as her, I'd be well sorted.

[Marmoot]

People are liars.

People tell me I look like Matt Damon.... wheres all the hot chicks?

Maybe you do look like him. But do you smell nice, though?

[soundbeltfarm]

Samuel. L. Jackson for me.
pity we different colours but he is the man.
pity im not the man.

[Marmoot]

and as for the Old Spice I got for christmas.

Perhaps your mum never told you NOT to use garlic powder and coriander for attracting girls?

[avgas]

Jim Hickey....cos movies always end up different from the book

[Biff]

It would have to be three hot chicks who would play different stages in my life, and one of them is Charlie from High 5.

They would all meet up when some worm hole shit fks up space time continium, naked, with baby oil - then I walk in, and fuck me, and me and me.

:wari:

[myvice]

Uma Thurman, because people keep telling me that I look like her.

If I could get yellow leathers and look as hot as her, I'd be well sorted.
You could just start hacking people up with swords, that should help!

[Badcat]

It would have to be three hot chicks who would play different stages in my life, and one of them is Charlie from High 5.

They would all meet up when some worm hole shit fks up space time continium, naked, with baby oil - then I walk in, and fuck me, and me and me.

:wari:

mmmmmm - c h a r l i e .......

[Yokai]

Nice, I,Robot Alan or Knights Tale Alan? :)
Serenity Alan:

http://www.twoevilmonks.org/firefly/ffimages/season1/109/ff109212.jpg

Mal: "define interesting"
Wash: (deadpan) "My god my god we're all going to die??"

Surprisingly he's actually only 4 months younger than me.... DAMN! why haven't I done as well as him?!!!

[Quartida]

You could just start hacking people up with swords, that should help!

It's tempting, I'll admit. Try spending lots of time with aff-man ;)

[avgas]

Serenity Alan:

http://www.twoevilmonks.org/firefly/ffimages/season1/109/ff109212.jpg

Mal: "define interesting"
Wash: (deadpan) "My god my god we're all going to die??"

Surprisingly he's actually only 4 months younger than me.... DAMN! why haven't I done as well as him?!!!
Great movie that

[Scouse]

alarumba Stephen Fry, once he lost some weight

Good Choice bering in mind that Stephen Fry is an ARSE BANDIT :-)

[Rincewind]

Bruce my brother,would play me perfectly,exept he would have to grow his hair back Ha Ha (oh dear he won't like that)!!!!

[kro]

It would have to be three hot chicks who would play different stages in my life, and one of them is Charlie from High 5.

They would all meet up when some worm hole shit fks up space time continium, naked, with baby oil - then I walk in, and fuck me, and me and me.

:wari:

Those High 5 girls are scary and sexy, I don't know how to feel right now.

[aff-man]

It's tempting, I'll admit. Try spending lots of time with aff-man ;)

Oooi you... get back in your cage..

Gotta remember to shorten the chain :dodge::dodge:

[Krayy]

Charlie Sheen

[Mooch]

I reckon Tom Hanks could play me , Did an excellent job in Forest Gump:corn:

[James Deuce]

Charlie Sheen

Nah, you're an Alec Baldwin.

[Krayy]

Nah, you're an Alec Baldwin.
Are you saying that I have plastic hair?

To quote Southpark: "Whats better than being a Baldwin? Nothing!"