Dick of the week

[DEATH_INC.]

What a dumbarse!!!:slap: At this stage all I'm gonna say is jeans,light nylon jacket,sneakers and road surfing :doctor:
Pics and story to follow:dodge:

[Sniper]

Bugger mate, hope you heal up well.

[White trash]

And if it can happen to you, it can happen to anyone.

Heal up man, there's squid sessions to be had.:2thumbsup

[Colapop]

Owweee! There's a few days coming up where you can have a bit of a rest. Lets hope it doesn't stop you riding for too long.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

WE ALL DO IT :slap:
SHOT DOWN THE ROAD YESTERDAY SHORTS ,SINGLET AND JANDEL`S
HAD SOME F***WIT BACK OUT OF A ANGLE CAR PARK AT WARP 5 :crazy:
AL MOST JOINED YA :crybaby:
HEAL WELL :doctor: :apint:

[Riff Raff]

What a dumbarse!!!:slap: At this stage all I'm gonna say is jeans,light nylon jacket,sneakers and road surfing :doctor:
Pics and story to follow:dodge:

Wish I'd known you were hanging round my "office" yesterday - woulda come and said hello and told you wot a dumbarse you are!! :hug:

[Joni]

Sorry to hear about this Death... hope its nothing too serious and you heal up quickly.

Take care.
:)

[dangerous]

What a dumbarse!!!:slap:
OHHhhhhhh.... mannnnnnnnn :scratch:

[Badcat]

WE ALL DO IT :slap:
SHOT DOWN THE ROAD YESTERDAY SHORTS ,SINGLET AND JANDEL`S
HAD SOME F***WIT BACK OUT OF A ANGLE CAR PARK AT WARP 5 :crazy:
AL MOST JOINED YA :crybaby:
HEAL WELL :doctor: :apint:

we don't all do it BLACKYOSHI1000.
if you ride a bike in "SHORTS ,SINGLET AND JANDEL`S", you're a spazzer in my opinion.

happy new year.

[kro]

It's all in your head Death, I know this because I read it in these forums. Just because you wear insufficient gear, does not mean you will damage yourself, thats all in your head dude. Its true, well it must be, coz I read it in here.

Hope you heal well (assuming it was you), good to see someone with the sensibility to admit that the gear was not up to the task. I might even rep you for being honest, and realistic.

[myvice]

If it’s close enough not to put my gear on I'll walk there!
Visited a mate in hospital after he had skin grafts, fuck that for a joke!
And he WAS in leather!
Seen pictures of a foot after a minor crash where the jandle had locked onto the road and had ripped the big toe off, complete with a big hunk of foot.
Dunno how he changes gear now but I'll stick to my boots regardless of the heat.

Get well soon

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

we don't all do it BLACKYOSHI1000.
if you ride a bike in "SHORTS ,SINGLET AND JANDEL`S", you're a spazzer in my opinion.

happy new year.
LOL SORRY I WAS GENERALISING :crybaby:
AND THE SHOP 100 MTR`S DWN THE ROAD
SHOULD HAVE WALKED I KNOW

[Eyetie]

Saw Bruce yesterday and he said you had an off, sorry to hear that and hope you heal quickly, enjoy the mag that Bruce should of given you if the sly one didn't keep it for himself..

[onearmedbandit]

A momentary lapse of reason eh Death? Hope you heal up quick and are back on the road soon. Used to do 'test runs' on my bike up a side street by work without leathers etc, sometimes without my lid. Slow speeds and all, but after reading about a guy in the states who is a vege now after falling off his bike at about 15mph (freak accident I know) and cracked his lidless head on the road, I suit up always.

[XTC]

we don't all do it BLACKYOSHI1000.
if you ride a bike in "SHORTS ,SINGLET AND JANDEL`S", you're a spazzer in my opinion.

happy new year.
Luckily that's just your opinion eh? Each to their own.

[justsomeguy]

You crashed :spudwhat:-- what did you do try and ride blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back??


Was it you or someone else that this thread refers to??


OH well...... hope it's all sorted soon.

[dangerous]

You what did you do try and ride blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back??
while sitting on the head light doing a 12 oclock whellie eating a icecream and reading the latest two wheels with one (blindfolded) eye on the hot chick walking down the rd in a mini............ na proberly just doing a u turn in the drive :scratch:

[Badcat]

Luckily that's just your opinion eh? Each to their own.

.... yep - that's why i said "in my opinion"
nice to see you paying attention.

[Zed]

What a dumbarse!!!:slap: At this stage all I'm gonna say is jeans,light nylon jacket,sneakers and road surfing :doctor:
Pics and story to follow:dodge:I thought it was traditional to nominate *another* person for the DOTW award? Anyway, we all do "dickish"© things at times D, you're in good company mate. Hope it hasn't ruined your holiday! :spudbn:

[Cibby]

while sitting on the head light doing a 12 oclock whellie eating a icecream and reading the latest two wheels with one (blindfolded) eye on the hot chick walking down the rd in a mini............ :scratch:


and having a beer..


not that i condon drink driving... :drinknsin

[steved]

Get well soon DI.

[erik]

... jeans,light nylon jacket,sneakers and road surfing :doctor:
sounds like a bad combination :no: . I hope Draco is looking after ya.

[madboy]

oh dear. best wishes mate.

[ducatilover]

hope yer allright mate.

have some vodka and you wont feel anything:blip: :doobey:

[XTC]

hope yer allright mate.

have some vodka and you wont feel anything:blip: :doobey:
Is that vodka before or after you crash? Just wana be sure I do it in the correct sequence.:2thumbsup

[cowpoos]

not that i condon drink driving... :drinknsin

yeah...Its a bitch whent you spill it going around the corners...hmmm

hope alls well death

[DEATH_INC.]

Yeh,twas me....just doing normal shit (for me anyhoo) hit the deck at about 130kmph,geez adrenelain's great,got up got the bike off the road,walked up and down picking up bits,pushed the bike the remaining 100 meters or so to work,rang draco to come fix the bleeding,then ran outta go.....spent the rest of the day in middlemore....:Oops:
Not too much damage to me or the gixx,a couple of broken cases and scruffed up fairing,broken footpeg etc,but nothing too major.I got a bit of missing skin and maybe a broken rib and hand(they couldn't tell with the crap x-ray gear).A bit stiff and sore today, but nothing too bad, got off pretty lucky really.....Draco's got some piccys on her phone so I'll post 'em up later.
Now that I did it I'm gonna say don't do it,but I know a lot still will.....

[inlinefour]

Good to hear that man and machine are not too badly off. Let us naki crew know if there is anything we can do for you.:blink:

[Mental Trousers]

Surprised you didn't loose a bit more skin at that speed.

... learn lesson .... waving finger sternly .... get well soon .... etc

:nono: :weird: :hitcher: :thud: :tugger:

[loosebruce]

Death INC, hmmmm Muppet INC more like it. Like you said you're overdue anyways mate, time to get on it again and whoop some arse, incidently got a new plate for the TL today, it'll be the mintest part of the bike :weird: ah well back to sanding i go.

[justsomeguy]

:weird: ah well back to sanding i go.

No, you mean accidentally falling off due to a bolt falling off and getting scrapped on the road and a truck running over it.........:innocent:

Bad luck A, hope Draco doesn't beat you up for riding like that.:devil2:

[DEATH_INC.]

Death INC, hmmmm Muppet INC more like it. Like you said you're overdue anyways mate, time to get on it again and whoop some arse, incidently got a new plate for the TL today, it'll be the mintest part of the bike :weird: ah well back to sanding i go.
NNNOOOOOOOOO not a NEW part on the TL!!!!!:crazy:

[SPman]

NNNOOOOOOOOO not a NEW part on the TL!!!!!:crazy:
Lets face it - sometimes - a young prick's gotta do, what a young prick's gotta do..........

[terbang]

Oh no not the cheese grater treatment..!:thud:

[Motu]

Well I won't wag any fingers 'cause I've done the same a few times too.It's just that Murphy's around when we least expect it - 100 metres from work and the brain switches off....or ''watch this you guys!'' I know after all these years I still come home with a mad blat down the street and up the drive standing on the pegs with the front wheel in the air....one day the neighbours will get some entertainment....

[Drew]

Death INC, hmmmm Muppet INC more like it. Like you said you're overdue anyways mate, time to get on it again and whoop some arse, incidently got a new plate for the TL today, it'll be the mintest part of the bike :weird: ah well back to sanding i go.
Dude! You cant put new bits on the TL, it's the only thing out there that looks even remotely as bad as mine.

[APPLE]

u gotta cover up man or take a car?common sense bro,common sense?live long and ride another day?

[oldrider]

We do this sort of thing because it's like skinny dipping it feels good as long as nothin goes wrong. :blip:
Anyhow we all know how to ride don't we! :slap: Happy healing and thinking. :yes: Cheers John.

[Virago]

We do this sort of thing because it's like skinny dipping it feels good as long as nothin goes wrong. :blip:
Anyhow we all know how to ride don't we! :slap: Happy healing and thinking. :yes: Cheers John.
What exactly can go wrong when skinny dipping? Is there an embarrassing story to tell?:shifty:

[Vagabond]

:thud: Sorry to hear that, hope you recover quickly!
:weird: How these things happen when you least expect them to.

[crashe]

Death....... take care... and heal fast.:wari:

At least you have a medic right on hand to administer all the necessary drugs etc. :doctor: :doctor:


Draco hide your bike keys away from him so that you will still have a bike to ride..:rofl: :whistle:

[R6_kid]

thats a bit crap innit :doh:

saw two twits today, both on late model superbikes (04 R1 and gixxer thou) in their sandals shirts and shorts...

[Ixion]

What exactly can go wrong when skinny dipping? Is there an embarrassing story to tell?:shifty:

Come back in nine months time!

[White trash]

thats a bit crap innit :doh:

saw two twits today, both on late model superbikes (04 R1 and gixxer thou) in their sandals shirts and shorts...

Bullshit. I was wearing sand shoes. Get it right.

[froggyfrenchman]

Nasty story Death, and ive just got back form a shorts and tshirt test run round the block on my bike. Most of us do it, "only a few hundred metres" and all the rest of it, just sometimes the luck runs out.
Wishn ya a speedy recovery dude

[DEATH_INC.]

Still don't really know what went wrong, pulled a wheelie outta the gasser like normal 'till I caught up to a car dropped the front down and hit the brake and she just went down,no real reason,though the bus depot is just down the road and I've complained to the council numerous times about 'em dropping diesel all over the road so maybe that had something to do with it.....
The real lesson is I woulda been pretty sweet if I was wearing my gear.....
Still trying to download the piccys from the phone,but it's not really happening.....

[DEATH_INC.]

Bad luck A, hope Draco doesn't beat you up for riding like that.:devil2:
No,but she nearly hit me when I said I was gonna get the TL out and ride it to work......

[chickenfunkstar]

Get well soon mate.

[DEATH_INC.]

Ok here's the pics....

[Sketchy_Racer]

ohhh jesus i bet that stings.... i have a paethetic amount on my leg from crashing my scooter and that hurts enough thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zed]

Ok here's the pics....Ouch ouch ouch!!!

Heal up man! :woohoo:

[Brian d marge]

dont go near that underarm deoderant ,,,Hey when I did that they use this plasitc skin which is really good no pain when they change it ,,,and they only change every week or so ,,,made of honey so they tell me ..
Hope you heal, be a bit crusty for a week or so ,,,,

That you sorted , what happened to the bike ? lol

anyway heal quick and happy n/year in 2 hours !

Stephen

[riffer]

:eek5: Ouch - that looks painful.

Maybe the universe's way of telling you to slow down for a bit.

Good to hear you're okay, if a little sore.

Heal quick...

[Sniper]

OOOO, ouch. Thats gonna sting when you have a warm shower :pinch:

[Kornholio]

Damn...get well soon dude
Hope the GSXR makes a full recovery too :D

[Colapop]

OOooo yoweee oweee. Those are really good wear good gear photos! You're gonna need a really big aloe plant aren't ya?

[marty]

Come back in nine months time!

i think you confused skinny dipping with dipping something skinny......:hug:

[ducatilover]

pharque death thats a bite out of the hamster arse!

hope it heals soon dude:first:

[DEATH_INC.]

I'm gonna try to get the fairing off the gixx this arvo(could be fun,left hand doesn't really work and right arms a bit scratched...) and I'll get some pics too.

[Mr Skid]

I'm gonna try to get the fairing off the gixx this arvo(could be fun,left hand doesn't really work and right arms a bit scratched...) and I'll get some pics too.Do I smell another DEATH_INC POS edition in the works?

[bugjuice]

daaaaaaaamn.. bit tubby, ain't ya..?
I see dat cheeky grin too, that's a 'I'm not done yet' grin.. Sure hope you patch up quick, hope it don't sting too much either. Iz got sunburn, and that's bad enough, let alone the road rash to go with it..

[Zapf]

mate... sorry to hear.... won't have thought you would be copping it.

Good to see you are not worse off... take it slow big guy. Teach u for not wearing gear and now you'll be off the bike for a good 8 weeks.

Heal well.... and see u out there :) :ride:

[DEATH_INC.]

daaaaaaaamn.. bit tubby, ain't ya..?

It's called 'ballast' and it's so all you skinny buggers can keep up :devil2:

Teach u for not wearing gear and now you'll be off the bike for a good 8 weeks.

8 weeks????? not bloody likely!

Do I smell another DEATH_INC POS edition in the works?
No,I still had the race fairings on it :whistle:

[Quasievil]

Shite Andrew sorry to hear about that man, heal up well and let me know if you need anything, gloves jacket ............. oops (joke)
see ya soon dude

[boomer]

looking a tad more streamlined now, get the mrs to finish the job with teh cheese grater mate :eek5: :bleh:

Hope you heal quick and enjoy the rest of the break :doctor:

[Two Smoker]

Glad ot see your not too bad mate hehehe... What was that you were telling me about "I dont ride to work anymore because i keep crashing".... bugger...

[TonyB]

Not too much damage to me or the gixx,a couple of broken cases and scruffed up fairing,broken footpeg etc,but nothing too major.I got a bit of missing skin and maybe a broken rib and hand(they couldn't tell with the crap x-ray gear).A bit stiff and sore today, but nothing too bad, got off pretty lucky really.....Draco's got some piccys on her phone so I'll post 'em up later.

Please note people, this is how it should be done; you discuss the damage to the bike first and in detail, then mention your own injuries as an afterthought. :headbang:

Glad to see you're OK man- to get away with the injuries you've got after hitting the deck at 130 odd in street clothes...... you may as well not buy a lotto ticket for a while, cause you just used up a whole lot of luck.

Heal fast.

[2_SL0]

Sad to hear of your off, glad to see you walked away.

[Sensei]

Good skills Dude & still the GSXR keeps going:Punk:

[NinjaBoy]

Heal fast and get the Gix together again soon

[Phenoix]

Lucky guy for that speed, anyone would think you know how to land when you come off.
Hope you get well soon, and there arnt any more crashes from KB members

[DEATH_INC.]

Shite Andrew sorry to hear about that man, heal up well and let me know if you need anything, gloves jacket ............. oops (joke)
see ya soon dude
Do they come with a warranty :Pokey:
I may be in touch about some gloves though......

[crashe]

Holy shite Death_Inc... they are nasty looking wounds you have got there mate... I bet Nurse Draco is doing a damn fine job looking after you...


Oh yeah and leave her bike alone in the garage.....:msn-wink:

[froggyfrenchman]

Those pics are enough to convert me to all gear all the time!

[SlowHand]

In that last pic, you seem to be in the flexing pose. What supplements do you take and what are your pre-photo tips. I recall the pose from Pumping Iron


Get well soon.

[NhuanH]

In that last pic, you seem to be in the flexing pose. What supplements do you take and what are your pre-photo tips. I recall the pose from Pumping Iron


Get well soon.
I was more concerned with the latex glubs wearer in the last pic.
"Are you SURE a thermometer goes there?"

Andy,
Hope you're high-chairing real soon :Punk:

[DEATH_INC.]

In that last pic, you seem to be in the flexing pose. What supplements do you take and what are your pre-photo tips. I recall the pose from Pumping Iron


Get well soon.
Lotsa BP pies and hell pizzas! Wheelies are good for ya traps and bi's and tri's :hitcher:

Those pics are enough to convert me to all gear all the time! That's sorta the idea,I only did it to show all the younglings what happens when you don't :whistle:

[dss3]

Ouchies bro, heal fast and maybe I will be a bit more sensible with my gears now too...

[aff-man]

Shiot man that really sux.... Looks like you came off pretty good though...

Lucky the race fairings were still on the bike otherwise she may have had another face lift....

Hope the hand injury is not to serious and we see you out there again soon...

[sels1]

What exactly can go wrong when skinny dipping?

......eels?

[sels1]

Well I won't wag any fingers 'cause I've done the same a few times too.

A lot of us have, methinks. Hot day, short trip down to the shops....but if I ride in "pushbike" clothes I will (try to) ride at "pushbike" speeds.


It's just that Murphy's around when we least expect it .

Oi Motu - dont you remember denying the existance of Murphy not so many weeks ago?:laugh:

Hope the healing dosnt take too long Death Inc

[skidMark]

thus why i always wear gear no matter how short a distance i go...

you gotta remember ...you are the brake pad

get well soon mate those look nasty

and whats up with the nos and turbos in your sig?

MA

[DEATH_INC.]

I love that shit! My other bike is a 200+ rwhp kwaka turbo....nos is part of the future plans.....:devil2:
Thanks for all the well-wishes guys/gals (arnie voice) I'll be back!

[Brett]

That would hurt, but damn you did get off pretty lightly having no gear on!