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Mental Trousers
30th December 2005, 14:22
What sort of underwear do you wear on the bike?? The amount of moving around on the seat I do on when riding means loose fitting underwear is likely to see me off into the bushes at a high rate of knots.
Sniper
30th December 2005, 14:40
:weird: :weird:
robnz
30th December 2005, 14:43
briefs man myself. unless its long rides then its cycle shorts.
Maha
30th December 2005, 14:44
Superman undies but ride more like Wonderwoman, shes just as dearing, and better looking
ducatilover
30th December 2005, 15:08
its easier to moon people without the underwear on:nya: :moon:
Maha
30th December 2005, 15:17
briefs man myself. unless its long rides then its cycle shorts.
Yet another KISS fan in our midst? or you just into cute pandas?
Marmoot
30th December 2005, 15:18
definitely G string with some racy lace. I go faster when I feel sexy.
jazbug5
30th December 2005, 15:21
An Ivor Cutler (http://www.gruts.com/misc/why-gruts.htm) fan, are you..?
inlinefour
30th December 2005, 15:40
:weird: :weird:
Someone is either extremely bored or just perverted:gob:
Mental Trousers
30th December 2005, 15:58
Someone is either extremely bored or just perverted:gob:
or both!!
Or drunk.
Or all 3.
froggyfrenchman
30th December 2005, 16:14
nothin like a bit of freedom...
Is this thread a piss take or what?
miSTa
30th December 2005, 18:03
FWIW, briefs with very thin (almost non-existant) elastic around the legs (nothing worse than elastic digging in to your arse). I've tried the Daniel Carter style but they bunched up too much for my liking.
I hope you all have been scarred for life with my descriptive response. :lol: :motu:
froggyfrenchman
30th December 2005, 18:11
you want descriptive? well... you should have a gander at this rash....
Marmoot
30th December 2005, 18:22
I still think G-string and lace is the way to go if you want to ride fast and be nimble around corners.
As you know, G-string caries just about the least amount of fabric, meaning less weight and better power-to-weight ratio for the bikes. THis improves the accelleration.
The lace, as a help, carries with it numerous holes all over the place. Being a porous matter, this component acts similar to sponge, or in better case, baloon.
The air trapped in the holes actually act as a flotation component which further reduces the overall weight and helps reduce the unsprung weight, which in turn assist the rider when doing cornering and makes riding easier.
It also reduces fatique on the legs by fractionally floating the lower body mass the same way a tube floats a child in the water.
Another benefit of wearing porous lower-body wrap is an additional cooling to testicular area. When properly cooled, this area tend to shrink, thereby further reducing the rider's body mass which greatly assist the rider in moving about the seat during cornering as well as increasing the power-to-weight ratio further, although this later effect is not quite significant to warrant mention in this particular article. A side-effect also enables the rider to sit further forward (due to smaller testicular gland dimension) and put more weight to the front of the bike which is desirable under race condition.
This scientific analysis can be used to back up Carl Fogarty's claim "I always wear my wife's, Michaela, underwear during sunday races" when interviewed after one of his Superbike wins (yes, that is apparently true).
shadow
30th December 2005, 18:35
ice breaker undies best in the world said it on the packet. 42 days without having to change them
Swoop
30th December 2005, 19:44
ice breaker undies best in the world said it on the packet. 42 days without having to change them
42 days??? They'd stand up by themselves...:killingme
myvice
30th December 2005, 19:55
Leather, mmm, feels good...
SpeedyGirl
30th December 2005, 20:59
What sort of underwear do you wear on the bike?? The amount of moving around on the seat I do on when riding means loose fitting underwear is likely to see me off into the bushes at a high rate of knots.
Barbie Pink G String maybe?? :nya: ....just to match those leathers..... :rofl: You know that they are on order!!!
inlinefour
31st December 2005, 01:56
Barbie Pink G String maybe?? :nya: ....just to match those leathers..... :rofl: You know that they are on order!!!
Now where is the photo evidence to back up those claims??:rofl:
Jantar
31st December 2005, 05:21
No, for a claim like that photo evidence is not acceptable. I believe she should come to the Glenorchy rally and show all KBers present that she does indeed wear a Barbie pink G string under her leathers.
We will even arrange a police inspection to verify her claim. :woohoo:
Swoop
31st December 2005, 06:33
Now where is the photo evidence to back up those claims??:rofl:
Right then... here ya go!:yes:
R1madness
31st December 2005, 09:36
I like commando. Haha the rubbing and friction is all good hahahahahahahaha.
Hitcher
31st December 2005, 14:02
At least two important choices missing from the poll: Y-fronts and Edible...
Colapop
31st December 2005, 14:06
I wear a cricketers box! But thats just for pleasure.....
Wear whatever gives you the greatest pleasure.
Mental Trousers
31st December 2005, 17:30
Now where is the photo evidence to back up those claims??:rofl:
I think you'll find Speedy means ME!! She keeps suggesting that I get pink leathers because they'd match my bike (which has pink bits). Now I'm gonna have to put up with her bugging me about wearing a pink g string too.
terbang
31st December 2005, 18:05
Narp all wrong I like to hang it all loose...:gob:
ducatilover
1st January 2006, 18:49
sometimes i get shrinkage:hug:
SpeedyGirl
1st January 2006, 19:59
I think you'll find Speedy means ME!! She keeps suggesting that I get pink leathers because they'd match my bike (which has pink bits). Now I'm gonna have to put up with her bugging me about wearing a pink g string too.
Would i do that :innocent: really would I????? :nya:
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