Spankin' my arse!

[DMNTD]

Ok so I'm pulling out of the local supermarket and thought Duc-Gurl was right behind me. Off down and onto my private racetrack,around the sweeper and onto the straights for a wind up session on my beast:ride: Blast off!
Much to my surprise I saw a set of bike headlights not too far behind me,maybe 200m and thought Duc-Gurl had the TL pumping well! So onwards until we hit the 70km zone so a mandatory slow down for the kiddies sake:yeah:
Look behind again and can still see those headlights,suitabley impressed I obviously half stand up and slap my leather clad arse cheeks several times....I mean this is normal right?:scratch:
Problem is is that I now noticed the the headlights looked a little different.Infact it's a big burly bloke on a RF900:gob::confused: Worse still he didn't slow his ummmmmmm.......pace:(
Feeling utterly,well...bent, I meandered through the 70km and buggered:buggerd: off at some 100+km speed so he wouldn't see my turn off!
Geeeeeez....and I could've made gas money too:angry2:


PS: It better not of been one of you guys too!

[kro]

bahahahahahahaaaaa, classic.

[froggyfrenchman]

what a hard case, just amagine what was goin through his mind!

[DMNTD]

what a hard case, just amagine what was goin through his mind!
It wasn't what was going through his MIND that concerned me. Poor bugger:blink:

[In The Breeze]

Infact it's a big burly bloke on a RF900:gob::confused::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

[boomer]

hahahhaa.. who's ya daddy!!!!

Good story

[Sniper]

Shit, no wonder Mandownunder was excited tonight.

[DMNTD]

Shit, no wonder Mandownunder was excited tonight.
Another chance missed to make gas money!:Pokey: :slap:

[John]

I missed out :(

[Bren_chch]

hahaha... made me laugh, cheers! :killingme

[DMNTD]

I missed out :(...that has got to be a first!:gob:

[Unit]

Laughed me freaking tits off when I got home, cause I know what the view is like from behind when TL Rider does this, poor bloke on the other bike, bet he hasnt had an offer like that for a while :buggerd: :gob:

[Colapop]

TL ya slut!! I laffed an' laffed an' .....
[smilie=9,39,39]

[SixPackBack]

I hope your aware of the psychological damage you have caused to fellow 'custard' riders, who are likely to now skulk through the outskirts of Whangerei in shame, needing to avoid both RF900 riders and anyone on a Harley or wearing tassles 'just in case':whistle:

[DMNTD]

I hope your aware of the psychological damage you have caused to fellow 'custard' riders, who are likely to now skulk through the outskirts of Whangerei in shame, needing to avoid both RF900 riders and anyone on a Harley or wearing tassles 'just in case':whistle:

Yep well aware Sir...but never fear your number was gladly recieved by said Hon-duh riding burly bloke:yeah::hug: :bleh: :blip:
Now pucker up big boy:shifty:

[ducatilover]

hahahahaha what a fucken legend:headbang:

[Colapop]

The far north has become the gay north?? I thought 'Frisco was further north (and east)?

[DMNTD]

The far north has become the gay north?? I thought 'Frisco was further north (and east)?
Bloody hell,ya not gay unless ya taking it :buggerd:
Anyway we're just a friendly bunch of ummmmm "riders":eek:
Now come here and suck Mummy's ...:spudwow:



PS: with 5 kids I think I miss out on the gay gene darlin'

[Colapop]

Hey, I already had to sit on Santa's f*cken knee and that's haunted me for years - it's the only thing that's stopped me from comitting crime!:eek5:

[ducatilover]

i was told by a guy in the navy that youre only gay if you push back:yes:

[Colapop]

So gay is not just happy?

[ducatilover]

So gay is not just happy?
no aparently its a backwards way of life:crazy:

[Colapop]

no aparently its a backwards way of life:crazy:
Gays see things from a different perspective? And they're happy about it?!?

[ducatilover]

Gays see things from a different perspective? And they're happy about it?!?
i'm not sure to be honest i have never become accquanted with a gay man:killingme :bleh:

[Colapop]

If I said I give the gay guy, who runs the cafe at my gym, shit all the time what does that make me?

[ducatilover]

bent over?:rofl:

[Colapop]

OOooo ouch that smarts!:hug: I thought we were all FRIENDS here?:buggerd:

[ducatilover]

haha sorry dude couldnt resist.:shake:



holy fuck! a bird just flew into my living room and my fucken fox terrier [purebred mongrel] runs in and kills the fucken thing then procedes to dismember it infront of me:Punk: :crazy:

[Colapop]

haha sorry dude couldnt resist.:shake:

holy fuck! a bird just flew into my living room and my fucken fox terrier [purebred mongrel] runs in and kills the fucken thing then procedes to dismember it infront of me:Punk: :crazy:
No offence taken (or dicks up the wahoo for that matter!)

Foxys kick arse - got bigger nuts than dogs 5 times their size! Most I got at the mo' is 2 cats that just leave with bits spread round the house!

Ekatahoo? I used to live out Pirinoa way, I'll have to buy a bike a come for a cruise one day.

[ducatilover]

No offence taken (or dicks up the wahoo for that matter!)

Foxys kick arse - got bigger nuts than dogs 5 times their size! Most I got at the mo' is 2 cats that just leave with bits spread round the house!

Ekatahoo? I used to live out Pirinoa way, I'll have to buy a bike a come for a cruise one day.its a great dog it was born in pongaroa so its pretty at home on our 1 acre block. i'll have to get my bike working first so i can go rides too haha:woohoo: