What would you do?

[ZorsT]

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...

[Colapop]

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...
You took your girlfriend AND wife on holiday with you??!!??

Seriously, be happy that he's staring. You got her, he don't. When you go to bed you got her to hold - he's only got his bread stick!

[ZorsT]

what if I'm the baker boy?:devil2:

[Colapop]

what if I'm the baker boy?:devil2:
All you can do is dream about hot buns!:sweatdrop

[froggyfrenchman]

One look and i feel smug, Two looks and im over the counter beating his yeasty face with his rolling pin

[Karma]

I do this shit all the time... although I'm usually the one doing the looking... :(

Don't worry about it... just means he / I think she's worth looking at, not like he's gonna just jump out and start screwing her right there is it?

[Coyote]

Don't worry about it... just means he / I think she's worth looking at, not like he's gonna just jump out and start screwing her right there is it?
Not impossible...

[Karma]

Not impossible no... but not easy either...

firstly there is the bakery counter in the way... and I ain't the fittest guy in the world...........

[froggyfrenchman]

You best stay on your side of the counter. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Darkman]

Here is the situation:

You are on holiday with your incredibly sexy girlfriend/wife. You stop at a small bakery for a cuppa coffee and a scone.
As you are lining up to pay for your things and order your coffee, you notice the young baker out the back eyeing up your girlfriend/wife...

Just be happy. I get that a lot.I feel proud when that happens. Everyone can look at the menu, but only I can eat of it...well they can try, but I guarantee it will hurt, and it will hurt real bad...The other thing is too, they might not look at her because they want her..they might think "what is a beautiful girl like her doing with a ugly guy like that"..and think to themselves what the hell they are doing wrong!!

[Coyote]

Just be happy. I get that a lot.
Lucky bastard <_<

[DMNTD]

Be proud that others too believe that your Lady is attractive and do feel smug/happy/exstatic(sp) that you will be the one taking her home:2thumbsup
In saying that IF the admirer makes a physical move and doesn't head a warning shot over his ummmmm "bow" it means he'll need educating:eyepoke:
Also another point is to check ya Lady out...is she having a "play"? If so hot or not,ta ta:lol:

[kro]

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.

[Darkman]

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.

oooo.fark..Could you please post a pic of your girl/wife, so I know who not to look at..

[Virago]

Buy a cream donut, take it to the loo, come in it, and take it back, and say the cream is off, and ask the young guy baker to taste it, to prove your point.

Pretty easy really.
(Mental Note)

Kronos has fantasies about other men eating his cum.....:pinch:

(Second Mental Note)

Avoid eating if Kronos is around.........

[avgas]

If they throw a nice comment....ok
2 nice comments....i ask them to back off
3 nice comments....getting too close......the chap gets escorted somewhere else in a rather physical way
However for the not so nice comments its worse.

[bluninja]

What an insecure bunch!! :rofl:

I'd just let my hot/sexy girlfriend sort out the admirer; well chosen put downs (if needed) from an attractive lady are more hurtful than a smack in the face from an irate boyfriend.

If she needs help she'll ask, and she'll get it (help that is).

So what would you do if the admirer was a hot sexy female??? :corn:

[Sniper]

I would stare right back at the little bastard and make him feel uncomfortable.

[Sniper]

So what would you do if the admirer was a hot sexy female??? :corn:

Put the video on the net and make money from it after joining in. :msn-wink:

[Biff]

I voted feel smug.

It's a form of compliment.

[zadok]

The polsters have spoken.

[onearmedbandit]

Ok am I missing something or are you all? I think the original poster was the 'baker scoping her out'. I get it as well, wife 'says' she doesn't notice. I laugh to myself knowing I'm the one with her, not him.

[Pixie]

You took your girlfriend AND wife on holiday with you??!!??

Better than taking your wife and sister on holiday...
...and you're two up on a bike.:buggerd:

[What?]

I find it's usually bikers, rather than bakers.