The Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2005"

[Racey Rider]

As started by me some time ago, we have a yearly contest for "Classicist Quote" From the KB web site. See: Classic KB Quotes (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=2590)


Winner has the right to have something embroded in small letter on their KB shirt to honer their achievement. (ie. "Best quote 05" or "Classicist Quote 05" or "Top Quote 05" or "CKBQ 04" or .....What else would work??)

I (the creator of the Classic Quotes Thread) have chossen the

Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2005" as submitted to me in 2005.


Drum roll please!

A. Paul in NZ - "When you are young and into bikes most girl friends are self dumping!
Occasionaly a particularly pesky one might need to be disposed of but this is easily done by professing a sudden interest in strange sexual practices. The chief danger of this approach being that she may secret harbour similar interests! But then the chances of finding 2 people on the same continent that fancy a session with latex clad dwarves smeared in dripping and stuffing drunk gerbils up your fundimental orifices to attract out the randy weasels is quite remote. In my experience anyway!"


B.Dangerous - "I don't know were you get the silly notion about me being dodgy...... honestly that was the cat you heard licking its arse and nibbling your ear in the middle of the nite"

C. Scumdog - Dangerous - "..... listen and learn, I am twice your age and have ridden non stop for 21yrs and still listen and still learn."
scumdog writes: "You must be fair exhausted you poor lamb, you can stop riding now and have a cup of tea!!"

D.Spudchucka - RE: Riding in the Sand - "Its a bit like when you had your first shag, you aren't really sure of what you're doing but you keep going hard out until you either fall off or arrive at your destination."

E.WMCC - RE: Waikato 3 rally upcoming auction. Quasievil "...oh well lucky you, you will be able to win the bid for the best item, IE Whitetrash as a slave for 30 mins ..." WMCC - "'Trash for 30 minutes? What's second prize? An hour? "

F.Sedge - "Kapiti... Sigh... Supermarkets... SIGH... Our car has dents alll over it ... Every door is dinged... Even the boot. There is no unmolested panel, I think some cocks take pleasure in it, secretly humping the panels until they buckle.
Sad.. But Kapiti is the land of the dent magnet and panel humper."

G.Manuboy - RE:1000 debate. "As for the penis extension idea, i dunno. After getting (off) on one of those (1000cc) things my old fulla would be inside out and hiding in abject fear somewhere in my throat region. So it'd be no use beside doing a fair impression of a 2nd adams apple."

H.WRT - RE: Farting. "Still cant go past a good crop dusting tho - letting one rip as you walk through all the cubicles in the office - really spread the bugger around."


Congratulations to thoses Nominated.
Keep up the good work and maybe we'll see you back here Next year!


So a poll I give you!
10 days to vote
vote for as many as take your fancy.

And for all you Newbe's Heres (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7654) last years poll and winner.

Racey. :cool:

[Riff Raff]

E.WMCC - RE: Waikato 3 rally upcoming auction. Quasievil "...oh well lucky you, you will be able to win the bid for the best item, IE Whitetrash as a slave for 30 mins ..." WMCC - "'Trash for 30 minutes? What's second prize? An hour? "


Err.... what prize did I win then?

[skidMark]

life sentance house arrest ... :woohoo: :rofl:

[Racey Rider]

Err.... what prize did I win then?

Word is,
You've only 'had him' for 5 minutes at a time!! ;)

[Magua]

Crop dusting for sure.

[skidMark]

lol somebody make it a sticky:P

[Jamezo]

oh come on guys, the WT for an hour is the best one there by far...

[Racey Rider]

Last day for voting boys and girls.

[Racey Rider]

We have a winner! Tho it was a close thing (not helped by the fact that I forgot to vote myself)

D.Spudchucka - RE: Riding in the Sand - "Its a bit like when you had your first shag, you aren't really sure of what you're doing but you keep going hard out until you either fall off or arrive at your destination."

Congratulations Spudchucka.
Feel free to buy yourself a little something at the 2 dollar shop to commemorate the occasion. :clap:

For the rest of you.
Better luck next year. (read: You'll have too Try a little harder!)

But don't be fooled into having your posts quoted in that Sticked 'quote' thread that, without asking , was Stolen from it's oringal creator, without a thought for the years of nurture put in, by the one who, from it's conception, still through to this day, has shaped and cared for the original 'KB Quotes', so that YOU,, the good people of KB could sit back and enjoy the humours banter of you follow brethern, Knowing that this conscientous fighter for 'KB Quoters Rights' is constantly 'on the job' keeping our best and brightest on the boil of quote making, and to bring their skillful utterances to the creseneo of the Yearly Nomanations poll, The Best of the Best (I can hear the music now), The pinical of perfection. The definitive 'R'* in the aRse! (*KB joke. Not what you might think newbe's)

Sadly, some have already fallen for the bastardized stolen sticked 'quote' thread. and a moments silence for them seems appropriate. :blank:

Extra sad really, when one thinks a certain 'chicken joke' (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=386686&postcount=34)could have made a clean sweep of this years runnings and takenout the title if it had been placed in the right Thread. (Sorry Zed, but that was Dam Funny!) :rofl:

And where are these quote thread stealers now I here you ask?! Gone! Apparaently. Lost interest, not only in your Quotes,, but in KB altogether! Sure,, yes,, one of them did pop in the site just the other day after 6 weeks of Forsaking us, and had the Nerve to ask to be updated on our lives over the last 6 weeks, :bs: (If you cared you would have been here through that time!)(and No, I haven't got PMS at the moment), and the Other,, got the Pip,, and Left! :tugger:
ARE THESE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT INCHARGE OF YOUR QUOTES???
I Think NOT!!:oi-grr:

So when posting Classic Quotes, do remember,,, you can't beat a well cared for original!
and post it in the right Thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=2590).
This has been
Racey Rider. :cool:

PS. Yes I have been waiting to do this rant for a whole 12 months~!

[speights_bud]

Where's the 'WINGA -PAINT MY ROOF YA BASTARDS' option? ohwell looks like he'll have to come up with something new for next year:blank:

[spudchucka]

Thanks to all that voted for me, I haven't prepared any speeches so I'll just go out to the sand pit and have a beer instead.