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The_Dover
4th January 2006, 18:41
As I threw another bike down the road the other day someone said to me "Dover mate, buy a fuckin naked bike!!"

This got me thinking!?!?!?! Shall I take all this scratched plastic shit off and Streetfighter the fucker?

Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

Sniper
4th January 2006, 18:47
That would look really different and therefore good, IMO

TonyB
4th January 2006, 19:00
So you've crashed the K6 you got on December 15?

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 19:02
So you've crashed the K6 you got on December 15?

Is that when I got it, if so yeah. Your point is?:moon:

Two Smoker
4th January 2006, 19:03
Howabout you get a 400???

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 19:04
Howabout you get a 400???

Why? Do they stick to gravel at low speeds?

TonyB
4th January 2006, 19:06
Is that when I got it, if so yeah. Your point is?:moon:
I think you've already said it:p

myvice
4th January 2006, 19:08
You want a smaller sprocket on the back, go on, we know you want to!
:2thumbsup

SPORK
4th January 2006, 19:09
Wait, so #3 has had an intimate meeting the the tarmac ALREADY!?

Kornholio
4th January 2006, 19:09
Holy shit dude I think you need training wheels....

R6_kid
4th January 2006, 19:14
trade you an R6 for your K6 :eek:

k14
4th January 2006, 19:17
Howabout you get a 400???
Maybe a nifty 50 scooter? Or that could be too powerful too. :nya:

Rhino
4th January 2006, 19:25
As I threw another bike down the road the other day someone said to me "Dover mate, buy a fuckin naked bike!!"

This got me thinking!?!?!?! Shall I take all this scratched plastic shit off and Streetfighter the fucker?

Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

Shit Dover, what have you done???

I could look around for a BSA Bantam for ya :)

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 19:34
fuck you lot are dumb....here you all are slagging the little one eye masti tool off about crashing his bike....when really....its all about cock size...

now just think what a rainbowed colour budgie would do...he would steal a ferry and crash it in to a rabbit borrow.....why....coz its all about the trade winds....I mean come on...its obvious that a leapords spot look that way...they lay under trees all day....birds shit....but not those in short skirts...but have you seen a backwards walking potatoe...those things are as bad as a whore and christening...the prist can't yuse tin foil....so you can't have rice...simple
how many times a year will a fox come in heat...well ask a horticulturest...they know everything...meet one years ago...had the tidiest clipped toe nail I'ld ever see...and if you think thats niffty...a spinetail swift...amazing...peaches in a can...alarming...talked to a pig the other day...said the the mud was deeper than a sardine....because sardines get pretty deep....

boomer
4th January 2006, 19:35
As I threw another bike down the road the other day someone said to me "Dover mate, buy a fuckin naked bike!!"

This got me thinking!?!?!?! Shall I take all this scratched plastic shit off and Streetfighter the fucker?

Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

Naked mate;strip her clean and ride her mean for another month;
then and only then buy that honda you know you need.. and a 6hundy too :yeah:

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 19:37
Naked mate;strip her clean and ride her mean for another month;
then and only then buy that honda you know you need.. and a 6hundy too :yeah:

Fuck me boomer, Mr Poo's makes more sense than you do!

boomer
4th January 2006, 19:38
fuck you lot are dumb....here you all are slagging the little one eye masti tool off about crashing his bike....when really....its all about cock size...

now just think what a rainbowed colour budgie would do...he would steal a ferry and crash it in to a rabbit borrow.....why....coz its all about the trade winds....I mean come on...its obvious that a leapords spot look that way...they lay under trees all day....birds shit....but not those in short skirts...but have you seen a backwards walking potatoe...those things are as bad as a whore and christening...the prist can't yuse tin foil....so you can't have rice...simple
how many times a year will a fox come in heat...well ask a horticulturest...they know everything...meet one years ago...had the tidiest clipped toe nail I'ld ever see...and if you think thats niffty...a spinetail swift...amazing...peaches in a can...alarming...talked to a pig the other day...said the the mud was deeper than a sardine....because sardines get pretty deep....

you high on that fresh air again poos? :whistle:

crashe
4th January 2006, 19:38
or maybe go back to a GN250.... you do seem a lot safer on them.. IMHO.

boomer
4th January 2006, 19:38
Fuck me boomer, Mr Poo's makes more sense than you do!

i'd have thought after the weekend you'd have gotten use to the way the cibby rrrr rrrrr looks and rides ;)

SixPackBack
4th January 2006, 19:40
fuck you lot are dumb....here you all are slagging the little one eye masti tool off about crashing his bike....when really....its all about cock size...

now just think what a rainbowed colour budgie would do...he would steal a ferry and crash it in to a rabbit borrow.....why....coz its all about the trade winds....I mean come on...its obvious that a leapords spot look that way...they lay under trees all day....birds shit....but not those in short skirts...but have you seen a backwards walking potatoe...those things are as bad as a whore and christening...the prist can't yuse tin foil....so you can't have rice...simple
how many times a year will a fox come in heat...well ask a horticulturest...they know everything...meet one years ago...had the tidiest clipped toe nail I'ld ever see...and if you think thats niffty...a spinetail swift...amazing...peaches in a can...alarming...talked to a pig the other day...said the the mud was deeper than a sardine....because sardines get pretty deep....

Slow down on the drugs dude!

gav
4th January 2006, 19:40
Fur it out or street fighter it? How the fark do you get insurance, mate?

juzzer
4th January 2006, 19:41
you high on that fresh air again poos? :whistle:

Nah mate, it's the lingering effects of staying at THE_MANS place over new years...lots of substance abuse and nipples smeared with steriod infused KFC and poor Poo's loses the plot....

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 19:41
i'd have thought after the weekend you'd have gotten use to the way thecibby rrrr rrrrr looks and ride ;)

Still not familiar with the back end tho mate? What's that look like?

Sketchy_Racer
4th January 2006, 19:55
For fucks sake!! you must really suck at riding.... i mean suck donkey cock.

i never knew it to be possible to destroy that many bikes in such a short time.

hmm i can amagine

Local bike shop: "how ya going dover?"
Dover: "not too bad"
Local Bike Shop: "so what'ill be?, Just the usual 1000cc??
Dover: "yea ill try my luck on this new one, Aparently i hear it has more power than my last one"
Local bike shop: "Yes it does (huge grin as they are gonna make a fortune off the clutz)"

does this already happen??

But seriously dude, i think you need to slow down, or you'll just be a smear on a cars wind sheild IMHO

Cheers, Glenn

Dafe
4th January 2006, 19:58
Dude, you're pretty lucky to wipe out three times on a K5 and come out relatively injury free.
Something just ain't right with the way you're riding.
I don't think you need to dismount the Gixxer, not unless you have totally no control of yourself!
I think you need to find yourself a sensible group of riders that know when to pick their moments well. You'll be suprised what riding with another group of skilled riders can do for your riding.
I hope the cost won't be too expensive to get repaired.
Just turns out I was looking on ebay at all the K5/K6 bike parts. You could pretty much buy all replacement parts pretty damn cheap.
By the way, How long have you been riding? If you have been riding a while, perhaps some track coaching would help you out. It worked wonders for my cornering and for my thought processes.
Also, Earplugs! If you ain't using them - Get some!!! The concerntration levels are increased massively!

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:01
I think you need to find yourself a sensible group of riders that know when to pick their moments well. You'll be suprised what riding with another group of skilled riders can do for your riding.

I'm not to sure if i should take exception to that comment or not :lol:

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 20:05
Well thats a tad unfortunate there Dover, fuckin gravel catching you out like that, should be a law against it cos its so fricken dangerous. Cops would have a field day on 22 what with every corner having its own pile.:angry2:

As for you Mr Poo's you see what happens when you venture into the big smoke?? Don't worry it will come right after your morning milking. And also having met you and the Aff man, he would snap in half just by you looking at him.

OI...speedie...who aff man....and since I'ld be able to snap him in harf....has he got a tidy misses

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:05
I'm not to sure if i should take exception to that comment or not :lol:

Perhaps you guys are riding at a level above him. Whats to take exception of?

juzzer
4th January 2006, 20:07
Perhaps you guys are riding at a level above him. Whats to take exception of?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - chicken strip city

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:10
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - chicken strip city

Whats wrong with having chicken strips on your tyres?

I have at least 10-20mm on each side of my front tyre!

Sketchy_Racer
4th January 2006, 20:14
The pussy fell off at like 2k's per hour and scratched some gay stickers..hardly destroyed....:rofl:

that makes him even more of a shit rider:bleh: :doobey: :ar15:
:lol:

juzzer
4th January 2006, 20:15
Whats wrong with having chicken strips on your tyres?

I have at least 10-20cm on each side of my front tyre!

Thats what i mean mate, the clowns up here that dover rides with have em in spades..me included....

SixPackBack
4th January 2006, 20:15
Whats wrong with having chicken strips on your tyres?

I have at least 10-20cm on each side of my front tyre!

10-20cm WTF?.....you mean mm!

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:16
that makes him even more of a shit rider:bleh: :doobey: :ar15:
:lol:

According to my calculations, he's had about one fifth the amount of wipe outs that Rossi has had.

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:17
10-20cm WTF?.....you mean mm!

Oh yeah - mm! Thanks Six!

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:20
I think you need to find yourself a sensible group of riders that know when to pick their moments well. You'll be suprised what riding with another group of skilled riders can do for your riding.

I could be reading a little more into things than i should and i'm certainly no fukin Rossi, but thats just a :kick: to all the people he rides with.

Maybe the Spunk Meister needs to stop looking in his mirrors at that mighty fine honda :blip:

juzzer
4th January 2006, 20:23
According to my calculations, he's had about one fifth the amount of wipe outs that Rossi has had.

lol but does rossi have to contend with

1. ethnic female drivers doing u turn while singing karaoke
2. fly flying turkeys
3. shitty gravel

ps bro dont forget the spokie dokies and chopper flag

juzzer
4th January 2006, 20:26
I could be reading a little more into things than i should and i'm certainly no fukin Rossi, but thats just a :kick: to all the people he rides with.

Maybe the Spunk Meister needs to stop looking in his mirrors at that mighty fine honda :blip:

you forgot the (s) in hondas mate...o hang on...he falls off when i'm not there holding his hand.....:ride:

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 20:26
lol but does rossi have to contend with

1. ethnic female drivers doing u turn while singing karaoke
2. fly flying turkeys
3. shitty gravel

ps bro dont forget the spokie dokies and chopper flag

and the sunstrike...the fuckin sunstrike..... :drinknsin

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:29
I could be reading a little more into things than i should and i'm certainly no fukin Rossi, but thats just a :kick: to all the people he rides with.

Maybe the Spunk Meister needs to stop looking in his mirrors at that mighty fine honda :blip:

Harden up bro!!!

I'm implying your pace may be suitable and safe for you guys because you know what you are doing, you know those speeds.
Unfortunately, I don't know Dover, I don't know his abilities as a rider.
He may well require a more sensible riding group (e.g. rides closer to the speed limits) so he has more time to consider what he's doing etc. Some time for him to develop!
I ride with some fast guys down here and when we ride fast, you pick your moments and you don't hesistate at that speed, you follow through because at those speeds, hesitation may kill.
I also ride with many slower riders too (my usual riding group). We have 250's throught to 1100's and we ride fantastic as a group, because we all ride within everybody elses limits.
When I say picking your moments better! I am saying - That your speeds may involve Dover picking moments at velocitys with which he may not be overly comfortable with. A more casual riding group involves less precise pickings of moments!
But like I say, I don't know Dover, Dover may ride like Rossi - and if you ride like a real Pro, you're bound to wipe out alot!

This is no "Fuck Off" to the group he currently rides with! Simply I'm curious as to whether he needs more developing to ride safer with you guys.

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:31
and the sunstrike...the fuckin sunstrike..... :drinknsin


he'd learnt his lesson on that one.. definately had a tinted visor on; next time he'll have one of these attached

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 20:32
You bastards better keep 1st and 2nd of April free. Big event coming up that involves alcohol, motorcycles, women, water, shenanigans, poos get a relief milker sussed.

whats up then bro.....beside you havin your licence back....

juzzer
4th January 2006, 20:32
You bastards better keep 1st and 2nd of April free. Big event coming up that involves alcohol, motorcycles, women, water, shenanigans, poos get a relief milker sussed.

Shit, i better talk nice to the ex....or maybe get her into biking....

crashe
4th January 2006, 20:33
well yeah aff man's mrs is the one looking for some bike gear and you kindly offered her your pants to get into. Never met her but her avatar looks ok, even without beer.


I have meet Aff-man's partner and she is a very nice young lady...:niceone:
She is too good for the likes of you lads....:nya:
you boys leave her alone....

:wari: :msn-wink:

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:35
I have meet Aff-man's partner and she is a very nice young lady...:niceone:
She is too good for the likes of you lads....:nya:
you boys leave her alone....

:wari: :msn-wink:

she bats for the other side Crashe.. hands off :yeah: :nya:

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 20:36
Erm, before all you smart pricks and riding experts go any further I'd like to point out that none of my bins were speed related and that I do indeed pick my moments, as those who ride with me know.

So, lick my balls.

I have never put another rider at risk and how I play with my toys is my concern. I didn't buy the fucking thing to pose on and I'll push where I see fit.

TonyB
4th January 2006, 20:37
According to my calculations, he's had about one fifth the amount of wipe outs that Rossi has had.
Erm... the crashes you speak of occured while RACING in the 125, 250, 500 and MotoGP WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS.... he rarely crashes now and holds the record for the greatest number of consecutive podiums

From September 8 2002 to April 18 2004, he stood on the podium at the end of all 23 races including every race in 2003.
although...

In 1993, Rossi acquired a Cagiva Mito 125cc motorcycle, which was damaged in a first-corner crash no more than a hundred meters out from pit lane.

The bike was repaired, giving Rossi an opportunity to correct his first-corner mistake, only crash it into the second corner. It was an amusing yet trying moment for Rossi, who was trying to decide whether motorcycles were really for him.


So at this rate Dover will be world champ in a few years:whistle: :bleh:

Kornholio
4th January 2006, 20:38
Dover may ride like Rossi - and if you ride like a real Pro, you're bound to wipe out alot!



Geez dont compare him to Rossi or he will be upsizing his helmet again :P

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:39
Those the facts, TonyB!

crashe
4th January 2006, 20:41
she bats for the other side Crashe.. hands off :yeah: :nya:


grow up Boomer...

Her and Aff-man are very happy together...
Hence me telling you lads to back off....

As soon as you lads spot a nice looking female on the site..
its all your testostrone runs amuck every time...

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:41
Geez dont compare him to Rossi or he will be upsizing his helmet again :P

:2thumbsup Good point Kornholio.. he's bad enough as it is :slap:

Dafe
4th January 2006, 20:42
Erm, before all you smart pricks and riding experts go any further I'd like to point out that none of my bins were speed related and that I do indeed pick my moments, as those who ride with me know.

So, lick my balls.

I have never put another rider at risk and how I play with my toys is my concern. I didn't buy the fucking thing to pose on and I'll push where I see fit.

Oi! We ain't talking to you! Just about you!

Besides I thought you were gone down to the shops???

We're trying to run some decent Rossi/Dover comparison threads here - Can't you see?

Badcat
4th January 2006, 20:53
As I threw another bike down the road the other day someone said to me "Dover mate, buy a fuckin naked bike!!"

This got me thinking!?!?!?! Shall I take all this scratched plastic shit off and Streetfighter the fucker?

Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

DO IT.
steve at F1 in hamvegas will make you a top triple clamp.
it would be a sweet 'fighter.
or - have you thought about a motard?
if you want to run the ragged edge, a motard will be a lot of laughs.

just a thought......

K

The_Dover
4th January 2006, 20:56
Yeah got a mint bach down at Lake Tarawera (near roto vegas) that will be destination in a to be confirmed Big Ride Out (April Fools Version).
Overtaking at speed will be allowed, and wheelies too, you can even go past the leader, fuck it wont be hard since it will be me.

Can we crash too Speedie? And drink ride and not wear any clothes at all, never mind leather?

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 20:56
Yeah got a mint bach down at Lake Tarawera (near roto vegas) that will be destination in a to be confirmed Big Ride Out (April Fools Version).
Overtaking at speed will be allowed, and wheelies too, you can even go past the leader, fuck it wont be hard since it will be me.

good shit....Poo's will be there

boomer
4th January 2006, 20:58
and if you want your milk little pommy boi....you'll hav to work for it....I ain't no 3 min worth your while type a guy...

bugger.. i'm not a stayer unfortunately

Kornholio
4th January 2006, 21:02
Yeah got a mint bach down at Lake Tarawera (near roto vegas) that will be destination in a to be confirmed Big Ride Out (April Fools Version).
Overtaking at speed will be allowed, and wheelies too, you can even go past the leader, fuck it wont be hard since it will be me.

You should come around Coro with us sometimes...its like the Wild West!!...anything goes :scooter:

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 21:12
I'm surprised goblin hasn't turned up with something smart arse-ish to say....where are you little lassie :spudwave:

Goblin
4th January 2006, 21:39
I'm surprised goblin hasn't turned up with something smart arse-ish to say....where are you little lassie :spudwave:
Come on Poos... I'm not like that, I have responsibilities :innocent: ....but if ya want a good ride, that Tarawera road at night when you can see that nothing is coming thew other way, you can get airborn over the woop-de doo's. Its awesome!!
I'd be into a bach party at Tarawera, Im sure I could manage one night out by then.:soon:

cowpoos
4th January 2006, 21:45
Come on Poos... I'm not like that, I have responsibilities :innocent: ....but if ya want a good ride, that Tarawera road at night when you can see that nothing is coming thew other way, you can get airborn over the woop-de doo's. Its awesome!!
I'd be into a bach party at Tarawera, Im sure I could manage one night out by then.:soon:

you might get lucky too....ticket 97 might be due by then!!!!

Goblin
4th January 2006, 21:51
you might get lucky too....ticket 97 might be due by then!!!!
Of course I'd have to bring my Rossi...he's the lucky one. And I can whip him in the tight shit on HIS bike.:eek:

Kornholio
4th January 2006, 21:56
Is that all back on then is it?

Goblin
4th January 2006, 22:00
Is that all back on then is it?
Well as much as it can be when you live 100 miles apart....but had the pleasure of riding his bike home from Wanga's.....saw him go wide a few times in the rear view mirror...;) Great fun those Motards!!!

Goblin
4th January 2006, 22:58
As I threw another bike down the road the other day someone said to me "Dover mate, buy a fuckin naked bike!!"

This got me thinking!?!?!?! Shall I take all this scratched plastic shit off and Streetfighter the fucker?

Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

Ok Ben...Since you clearly cant ride for shit, you should swap bikes with me and learn how to ride properly on a real rat while I perfect the art of wheelying and stoppying on your brand spanking new model...with minor scratches!:yes:

SARGE
5th January 2006, 05:43
Dover isnt a bad rider.. the reason the prick keeps crashing is that he cant stop looking at himself in shop windows and his rearview mirrors..


"hey good lookin..."


*crash*


fucktard

White trash
5th January 2006, 07:08
Now you know I clearly can't ride for shit so I figure I' stick a massive sprocket on the back, some Renthal bars up front and some other shit and make me a wheelying, stoppying streetfighter???

Yeah, tha you can really hurt yourself.

The_Dover
5th January 2006, 07:14
Yeah, tha you can really hurt yourself.

Speak english rat boy.

inlinefour
5th January 2006, 07:43
Bummer about the new bike mate, glad I'm not paying your insurance premiums, you have insurance? Streetfighter, nope does not do anything for me. Get the bike back to the way its supposed to be. Having problems with gravel & unstable surfaces? Get an enduro bike and come riding gravel roads with me, helps in those sort of situations. However when you hit the stuff wrong, your going over no matter what. Shit, bit of a bad run you have been having, bout time that quit and you got into some good riding. Come up to the naki and have a yack to sensei, he has taught me a thing or three and as a result my riding got better. The motard idea it also a goodin, allways thought one of those would be cool to own. Like my TT, if its dropped there is alot less to be broken or upset. Its just good to hear that the rider is OK, feck bikes can be easily replaced and its no big deal. Keep riding dover and listen only to the sensible comments as at times they are few and far between, although we all know its usually just a big piss take, it can also become a tad annoying eh?:ride: :corn:

The_Dover
5th January 2006, 07:48
Thanks IL4, this thread was actually just a big piss take.

The bike is fine, just some scratched up fairings from a very low speed slide on a patch of gravel. There was no stopping it as I had already picked my line and was looking thru the corner, just lost the front wheel very quickly. I really wasn't worried, picked it up and carried on to catch up with Firefight. The fairing can be replaced, I was fine and I know I was riding well so fuck it.

I'll get my hairy ass down to the Naki sometime soon to see just what the old poof Sensei can teach me. I'm always keen to learn.

boomer
5th January 2006, 07:54
I know I was riding well so fuck it.

Huh :crazy: ... i was on your tail.. You can't have been going that well :rofl:

Some gobbo, tape and a bit of tipex and she'll be right:yeah:

Cibby
5th January 2006, 08:06
HEY:mad: lay off the pimple jokes

and sorry to disapoint, but yes i do have me a stack a pubes.

oh, and dont think you are faster than me, ill'd kick your arse as well, and you know it:nya:

awww.. bless his little over inflated ego...

:motu:

Sketchy_Racer
5th January 2006, 08:10
awww.. bless his little over inflated ego...

:motu:


Yea thats right :2guns: :2guns:

I dont even think you could beat me, im unbeatable. And whats up with all this rossi shit, hes slower than a weed.

Maybe i should coach him and teach him how to ride properly:rofl: :yeah:

oh and cheers for da bling ;)

Mooch
5th January 2006, 08:31
Is that when I got it, if so yeah. Your point is?:moon:

Mate , do the rest of us motorcyclist that are paying silly insurance premiums a favour and get yourself a cage instead.

mv.senna
5th January 2006, 08:37
....can boomer cum too....he's hot...looks just like bjorn off abba....:blah:

oh no Boomer, cat's out of the bag now!!

out of interest, do you miss those abba days?? i know you still wear the costumes - seen ya down at foodtown meadowbank once or twice....:rofl:

boomer
5th January 2006, 09:24
oh no Boomer, cat's out of the bag now!!

out of interest, do you miss those abba days?? i know you still wear the costumes - seen ya down at foodtown meadowbank once or twice....:rofl:

I Still put the odd appearance in now and then, gives me a bit of coin and its nice to remeniss(sp?).

Hey.. don't knock it till you tried it, i've got the golden oldies flockin for a bit of this european ass :blip:

cowpoos
5th January 2006, 09:32
I Still put the odd appearance in now and then, gives me a bit of coin and its nice to remeniss(sp?).

Hey.. don't knock it till you tried it, i've got the golden oldies flockin for a bit of this european ass :blip:

you should stop talking your self up....your only gunna let people down when they meet you :eek:

boomer
5th January 2006, 10:06
you should stop talking your self up....your only gunna let people down when they meet you :eek:

Im english remember.. i dont suffer from the local poppy syndrome. :weird:

boomer
5th January 2006, 10:08
get fuc.ked ya duc riding homo. i pay my premiums just like the rest of ya and won't even be claiming for a few scratches.

here are my balls, where's your tongue?

he's right tho Dover.. maybe you should get ya self one of these...i've said it before...

Cibby
5th January 2006, 10:14
get fuc.ked ya duc riding homo. i pay my premiums just like the rest of ya and won't even be claiming for a few scratches.

here are my balls, where's your tongue?

someones in a good mood today aye?

Sorry i stole ya keys dover i'll drop them off tonight....

boomer
5th January 2006, 10:32
i'll drop them off tonight....

a faux pas? :whistle:

mv.senna
5th January 2006, 10:34
Im english remember.. i dont suffer from the local poppy syndrome. :weird:

not to mention, i've heard your singing, and even through the muffled confines of your helmet at the intersections "waterloo" sounded farkin great!!! certainly had Dover tapping his feet and clicking his fingers!!

Cibby
5th January 2006, 10:40
a faux pas? :whistle:


na serioulsy, i stole his keys last night.. haha ;)

boomer
5th January 2006, 10:43
not to mention, i've heard your singing, and even through the muffled confines of your helmet at the intersections "waterloo" sounded farkin great!!! certainly had Dover tapping his feet and clicking his fingers!!

My riding's not the reason i get invited on these rides :whistle:

boomer
5th January 2006, 10:44
na serioulsy, i stole his keys last night.. haha ;)


nice work.. ya rode it like ya stole it i take it?

btw, I was referring to the 'drop' in your statement :wari:

mv.senna
5th January 2006, 10:58
My riding's not the reason i get invited on these rides :whistle:

...at least you get invited mate, i have to rely on the tracking device on dover's bike....whoops. shit!!

boomer
5th January 2006, 11:06
...at least you get invited mate, i have to rely on the tracking device on dover's bike....whoops. shit!!

hahha, no wonder you dont get out often.. that bikes in teh shop more than its on teh road ;)

Mooch
5th January 2006, 11:40
get fuc.ked ya duc riding homo. i pay my premiums just like the rest of ya and won't even be claiming for a few scratches.

here are my balls, where's your tongue?

Sorry mate , if your as pretty as your Avatar I'll have to pass.

Riden a GSXR1000 and stayed on .... So did my wife ....Easy as to ride.
So how come you fell off. :weird:

cowpoos
5th January 2006, 11:46
you know....first of all I'm surprised this thread is still in general biker ravings...and not rant and rave.....and I'm also surprised aunty joni hasn't found it and made it PD....

and last of all I'm surprise and ugly prick like you mooch has a wife....how much did she cost? :woohoo:

Mooch
5th January 2006, 11:53
you know....first of all I'm surprised this thread is still in general biker ravings...and not rant and rave.....and I'm also surprised aunty joni hasn't found it and made it PD....

and last of all I'm surprise and ugly prick like you mooch has a wife....how much did she cost? :woohoo:

Mate , she has no taste , she's was into Suzukis , I think she's after a K6 GSXR750 next. :msn-wink:

The_Dover
5th January 2006, 13:27
sorry mate , if your as pretty as your avatar i'll have to pass.

riden a gsxr1000 and stayed on .... so did my wife ....easy as to ride.
so how come you fell off. :weird:

mate, i just have the worst luck. i got hit by an asian (great drivers those immigrants!), got sunstruck by a turkey and then managed to hit a nice bit of gravel on a tight right hander whilst looking thru the corner. and it turns out my ex was working as a prostitute whilst we were still together. sometimes i wish i had just died in one of my accidents.

i just want to be like all you good guys that never crash, have beautiful wives and are saintly enough to pass judgement on the world.

Kornholio
5th January 2006, 13:34
i just want to be like all you good guys that never crash, have beautiful wives and are saintly enough to pass judgement on the world.

One day you will buddy :spudflip:

loosebruce
5th January 2006, 13:39
WTF did you drop it again mate, christ by the time i go to buy a K5 the countrys supply would've been sucked up by you. Ya selfish bitch :2guns:

On a side note, streetfighter or stunt bike, there is a differnce, by the mention of a larger rear sprocket i assume you were going for the stunt bike, personally i wouldn't turn any of the new litre even 600/750's into a stunt bike unless i was the fuckin bizzo at stunting in the first place, the neew bikes are too weak and with dropping them constanting which happens when you learn it'll fuck the frame in no time, look at what happened to the front end on your last one, these new bikes are so focused on weight saving that they are sacraficing (sp) strength and durability.

Streetfighters are fkn cool look at my TL :crazy: depends on how bad the damage is in the first place if it's only cosmetic, fuck it leave it as it is and ride the thing, when you drop it again who gives, chances are you may ride better coz you wont be worried about dropping it, so you'll concerntrate on riding more, mayeb dont hold me to that, better than making it mint again and crashing it again (er which in your case could be a good possiblity)

Sensei
5th January 2006, 15:14
Just a Phase ya going through Dover . You'll come right soon enough . We all crash sometimes & have bad luck . Get yourself a good Lady to keep ya mind off things & put you back on top LOL:yeah:

The_Dover
5th January 2006, 19:55
wtf did you drop it again mate,

i didn't drop it, i was pushed off by a taniwha cos my zorst disturbed him.

boomer
5th January 2006, 20:00
i didn't drop it, i was pushed off by a taniwha cos my zorst disturbed him.

lmao.. i don't think we could have been closer inland mate if we'd tried :lol:


The Waikato River proverbially has a hundred of them, one on each bend.

Maybe this one was confused which bend he should have been on

Mooch
5th January 2006, 22:09
mate, i just have the worst luck. i got hit by an asian (great drivers those immigrants!), got sunstruck by a turkey and then managed to hit a nice bit of gravel on a tight right hander whilst looking thru the corner. and it turns out my ex was working as a prostitute whilst we were still together. sometimes i wish i had just died in one of my accidents.

i just want to be like all you good guys that never crash, have beautiful wives and are saintly enough to pass judgement on the world.

That'll explain it then, haven't had an off yet , but my day will come no doubt and it'll me my fault, in fact looking back I'm amazed that I've managed to go this long without one, been close more than a few times !

If it makes you feel better Cowpoos is right about me , I'm so ugly that a pervious girlfriend turned gay.

Kornholio
5th January 2006, 22:54
Well go away for a Thursday nite ride and look what I come back to... looks the same before I left anyway lol

BTW it pissed down and had fun in the wet :D