Tuna in a can (not squid)

[kro]

In a rush today, I went to the cupboard, with the phone wedged between my shoulder and ear, wondering what the kids were giggling about in the next room, and thinking to myself, "I'm hungry, I feel like some tuna".
My wife buys all sorts of tuna, with fancy flavours in it, and all different shapes, sizes, and colours. I open the drawer we keep the tuna in, grab the first tin, still with the phone on my ear, and sit down, and rip the lid off the tin, and stick a fork in it.

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".

[MSTRS]

Meefuckingyow

[NotaGoth]

In a rush today, I went to the cupboard, with the phone wedged between my shoulder and ear, wondering what the kids were giggling about in the next room, and thinking to myself, "I'm hungry, I feel like some tuna".
My wife buys all sorts of tuna, with fancy flavours in it, and all different shapes, sizes, and colours. I open the drawer we keep the tuna in, grab the first tin, still with the phone on my ear, and sit down, and rip the lid off the tin, and stick a fork in it.

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".



LOL :rofl:

Bling for that lol

[Maha]

Have had the taste of similar stuff myself Kronos, more than 25yrs ago, working in Rotorua, parks and reserve council thing, two honkies in my gang, one of the bro's started handing out his sammies at smoko, sweat as, he said is was corned beef spreed, a little crunchy granted, but tasted ok, when we had finished the little treat we were told is was 'Felix' cat food, think i had a shinny coat for days as i recall?

[kro]

hahahahaaaa, the old cat biscuit treats, I fear I am heading that way myself.

[Colapop]

Mmmmmm nothing says homeless man like a can of catfood!

[flash]

get over it, cat buscuits used to be a stable diet for me when i was a kid. (without my parents knowing ;)

[Maha]

get over it, cat buscuits used to be a stable diet for me when i was a kid. (without my parents knowing ;)
Mmmmmmmmmm you still are in those younger years :yeah:

[Colapop]

Look at it this way - if you read the label it's a fairly high protein snack. I've seen it (pet food) processed and I can tell ya it's cooked and packed very hygenically (sp).

[flash]

nah i stoped when one of my cats jumped up and tryed to put its paw in my mouth to grab some

[Goblin]

Hahaha...just goes to show that most men can't multi-task!

Made a big salad the other day for lunch and could only find one tin of meat in the cupboard....Unpeeled Lambs Tongues!! Told the kids they HAD to try it or they would miss out on a real treat. Well they were fucken disgusting:puke: !! The cat enjoyed them though.

[MSTRS]

Hahaha...just goes to show that most men can't multi-task!

Made a big salad the other day for lunch and could only find one tin of meat in the cupboard....Unpeeled Lambs Tongues!! Told the kids they HAD to try it or they would miss out on a real treat. Well they were fucken disgusting:puke: !! The cat enjoyed them though.
Glad to see that the sense of adventure is still alive and well. Should have peeled them tho. Mmmmm. Tongue. In jelly.

[kro]

Lambs tongues... can you spell "gross".

I used to tease my cousin when he was a tiddler, and chew on a piece of lemon, and he would sit there, and demand to have a piece, so I'd give him a piece, and watch his face implode from the sour-rush.

Kids are so easy to get laughs out of.

[Colapop]

Nothing wrong with lambs tongues. Kidney, heart and sweetbreads are good too. You can eat near 'bout all of what a sheep's got. Mmmm Yummy!

[Goblin]

Lambs tongues... can you spell "gross".

I used to tease my cousin when he was a tiddler, and chew on a piece of lemon, and he would sit there, and demand to have a piece, so I'd give him a piece, and watch his face implode from the sour-rush.

Kids are so easy to get laughs out of.
You're not wrong...when my kids were little & I used to feed them their normal food then every now & then would give them a spoonful of lemon juice just to see that sour look on their faces...mean eh? I thought kids were for our amusement....til they turn into teenagers:eek:

[Coyote]

You're not wrong...when my kids were little & I used to feed them their normal food then every now & then would give them a spoonful of lemon juice just to see that sour look on their faces...mean eh? I thought kids were for our amusement....til they turn into teenagers:eek:
Then the tables turn :devil2:

[Goblin]

Then the tables turn :devil2:
Yes indeed...especially when they have friends over & all gang up on me:corn:

[Maha]

Nothing wrong with lambs tongues. Kidney, heart and sweetbreads are good too. You can eat near 'bout all of what a sheep's got. Mmmm Yummy!
You missed out tripe !! 'you sick bastard' :gob: we got fed all that sort of shit as youngsters, mum would refer to tripe as 'mock chicken' :puke:

[Colapop]

OOooo and luiver and brains and mountain oysters and tails freshly docked and roasted.... Mmmmmm farm life. Grow food and eat it. C'mere Bambi! C'mere Daisy!

[Goblin]

You missed out tripe !! 'you sick bastard' :gob: we got fed all that sort of shit as youngsters, mum would refer to tripe as 'mock chicken' :puke:
EEWWWW!!!:sick: :puke: My mum used to feed us that kind of stuff too....
I think tripe is cows guts? Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

[Goblin]

OOooo and luiver and brains and mountain oysters and tails freshly docked and roasted.... Mmmmmm farm life. Grow food and eat it. C'mere Bambi! C'mere Daisy!
On the farm we used have this herd tester with a speech impediment who loved "Sheep BWAINS"
Cant beat home killed meat but I can live without the offal.

[Maha]

EEWWWW!!!:sick: :puke: My mum used to feed us that kind of stuff too....
I think tripe is cows guts? Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
You are right......... cow gut lining , its the offal truth, must have been part of the staple diet for alot of familys i guess, bit like mince, you can dress it up in so many ways :rofl: but its still mince.

[Quartida]

Mmmmmm farm life. Grow food and eat it. C'mere Bambi! C'mere Daisy!

Like Lisa Simpson, I think I've just gone vegetarian.

I don't mind any meat, as long as it comes pre-cut and looks nothing like it's original incarnation.

[Quartida]

Ooh, but don't criticise Mince. Mince is food of the gods. You can do everything with Mince. All hail our fair friend Mince!

[Eurodave]

Sheeps brains, crumbed & lightly fried in butter till golden brown..... YUMMY! or how about oxtail soup? again quite meaty , filling, and a cheap meal.

[MacD]

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".

Which flavour!? Our cat seems to be addicted to the Chicken Feast flavour. [smilie=10,13,21]

[Goblin]

You are right......... cow gut lining , its the offal truth, must have been part of the staple diet for alot of familys i guess, bit like mince, you can dress it up in so many ways :rofl: but its still mince.
:niceone: and mutton....you can dress it up to look like lamb but it still tastes like mutton.
Haggis!! Now there's a dish....not for the faint-hearted.:crazy:

[Goblin]

Sheeps brains, crumbed & lightly fried in butter till golden brown..... YUMMY! or how about oxtail soup? again quite meaty , filling, and a cheap meal.
MMMMmmmm....Oxtail soup!! I used to think it was a cheap meal but have you seen the price of oxtail in the meat section of your local supermarket?? :thud: Damn near as expensive as eye fillet steak!! Neck chops are nearly as expensive too.

[Maha]

:niceone: and mutton....you can dress it up to look like lamb but it still tastes like mutton.
Haggis!! Now there's a dish....not for the faint-hearted.:crazy:
Now haggis i have tasted, lived in Vegas for many years, opening night of Camarons bar (think its closed now) haggis /pipes etc, well had a bit to drink by the time the scottish feast (not that fancy) come around, and it was yum, that i could do again.

[Maha]

Ooh, but don't criticise Mince. Mince is food of the gods. You can do everything with Mince. All hail our fair friend Mince!
Yes you can do anything with mince....... '' BUT ITS STILL MINCE '':laugh:

[Goblin]

Now haggis i have tasted, lived in Vegas for many years, opening night of Camarons bar (think its closed now) haggis /pipes etc, well had a bit to drink by the time the scottish feast (not that fancy) come around, and it was yum, that i could do again.
Geez...this small world keeps getting smaller. We probably know some of the same people as my old neighbors are from Warkworth, they still go and stay up there for the holidays. I remember Camerons Bar too....sort of...had some bruises to remind me of tumbling down the stairs anyway.

[Maha]

Geez...this small world keeps getting smaller. We probably know some of the same people as my old neighbors are from Warkworth, they still go and stay up there for the holidays. I remember Camerons Bar too....sort of...had some bruises to remind me of tumbling down the stairs anyway.
I left rotorua in 1999, spent 12 months in Papatoetoe, food was good there :shifty: then up here to Warkworth, now the food here is the best, my lovely lady really can cook, and so can i :woohoo: Anne will probably know your friends, she has lived since 1980...

[cowpoos]

Look at it this way - if you read the label it's a fairly high protein snack. I've seen it (pet food) processed and I can tell ya it's cooked and packed very hygenically (sp).

When I was farming in central hawkes bay a number of years ago...any cow that died and was fresh or had a disease or illness or injury that was too hard on the cow I'll shoot them...chuck em on a trailer and drive them straight to the pet food factory....they'll take anything as long as it was warm...if it had been given drugs [the cow] you need a vet certificate detailing the drugs and contraindacations of them...but it was a easy $100.

Another thing I would like to add...I knew the night manager at hawkesbay protien...ewwwwwww...you do not want to eat fish flavored cat food or high protien animal feeds once you know what they put in their vats !!!!!!!!!

[cowpoos]

I don't mind any meat, as long as it comes pre-cut and looks nothing like it's original incarnation.

so you like sausage then :love:

[cowpoos]

Ooh, but don't criticise cowpoos, cowpoos is food of the gods. You can do everything with cowpoos. All hail our fair friend cowpoos

yep...PM me for my PH number little ladie....affman said he don't mind ;)

[skidMark]

Ooh, but don't criticise Mince. Mince is food of the gods. You can do everything with Mince. All hail our fair friend Mince!

mince ....your not the women i thought you were lol

and man eating cat food thats just nasty.

i got dared to eat those little dog biscuit pebble thingys recently...

they tasted like the warehouse garden centre smells if you get what i mean

was worth the 2 cookies and a rollup though....but never again it was just horrible :slap:

:done:

MA

[Hitcher]

I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".
There is one dangerous side-effect of eating cat food: Getting run over when one stops in the middle of the road to lick one's arse...

[skidMark]

There is one dangerous side-effect of eating cat food: Getting run over when one stops in the middle of the road to lick one's arse...

ahahahaahah rep earned :killingme:

[myvice]

Sounds like my wife’s grandfather who ate the last of the dog roll, only comment was "Don’t buy that luncheon again, it tastes like shit"
Was then told they didn’t have any luncheon...
Bugger!

I've done it the other way round and fed the cat some tuna, had no complaints from him.

[Jackrat]

When I was farming in central hawkes bay a number of years ago...any cow that died and was fresh or had a disease or illness or injury that was too hard on the cow I'll shoot them...chuck em on a trailer and drive them straight to the pet food factory....they'll take anything as long as it was warm...if it had been given drugs [the cow] you need a vet certificate detailing the drugs and contraindacations of them...but it was a easy $100.

Another thing I would like to add...I knew the night manager at hawkesbay protien...ewwwwwww...you do not want to eat fish flavored cat food or high protien animal feeds once you know what they put in their vats !!!!!!!!!

Yeah,I worked at Bombay pet foods a few years ago.
Could drop a cow an have four quarters hanging on the hooks in 15 minites.
Some of the disease ridden flaming things we processed would make these cat food eaters vomit just looking at them:lol:
They should be made to take a look and a smell of a cow thats had selmonella for a week.
An some of the horses,,,,oh man:beer:

[cowpoos]

In a rush today, I went to the cupboard, with the phone wedged between my shoulder and ear, wondering what the kids were giggling about in the next room, and thinking to myself, "I'm hungry, I feel like some tuna".
My wife buys all sorts of tuna, with fancy flavours in it, and all different shapes, sizes, and colours. I open the drawer we keep the tuna in, grab the first tin, still with the phone on my ear, and sit down, and rip the lid off the tin, and stick a fork in it.

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".

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[Sniper]

Errrr, how the hell did you manage to do that?