real name or KB name?

[bugjuice]

with everyone having at least 2 names around here (real one given to you by your parents (or aliens)) and your KB user name (chosen by you), when in a group, which would you prefer to be known/refered to as?

[zadok]

I'm happy either way. zadok or Marty will do.:wari:

[limbimtimwim]

when in a group, which would you prefer to be known/refered to as?If people called me 'limbimtimwim' on a regular basis, I'd go insane. I perfer Simon.

[Grahameeboy]

Well my real name does not take much working out........

[ManDownUnder]

Either but it seems to be a mark of familiarity if my given name is used.

Not too many on KB call me by my given name... but it's not a worry
MDU

[Karma]

Oh man... I'm bad enough with names as it is... can barely remember the nicknames of anyone I meet on rides etc... let alone real names as well :(

[bugjuice]

I'm the same!

[Grahameeboy]

I'm the same!

I am me too.........

[bugjuice]

glad to see JSG loves himself :D

[Firefight]

who gives a fuck !




F/F

[HDTboy]

Online I prefer my online name. In person I prefer my real name

[bugjuice]

who gives a fuck !




F/F
did think of that, but then like JSG, you'd be the only one :bleh:

[Sparky Mark]

Well my real name does not take much working out........

same... So Mark is fine.

[Firefight]

did think of that, but then like JSG, you'd be the only one :bleh:


well done .... some sort of rep on the way


F/F

[2much]

I've been called plenty of things in the past:devil2: .... don't really care either way.

[deathstar]

someone saying "hey deathstar" would just sound queer

[Grahameeboy]

same... So Mark is fine.

....or what you called me last night........!!!

[inlinefour]

I much prefer inlinefour, simply because in a large group when someone yells out John, several people look.

[SPORK]

I prefer my real name (Nick), but girls have an annoying habbit of calling me fucken queer arse names that makes me want to projectile vomit into their faces.

[bugjuice]

lol ^^

[Waylander]

Both names have a history but prefer Waylander cause I have more respect for the character than where my given name came from.

[crashe]

I'm happy to be called "crashe" when out on rides or meeting up with you lot.

[flash]

i dont mind. if i hear someone say "flash" atleast ill know their from KB, and im just hopeless with names so ill call everyone by their site name.

[Yokai]

Here I am Yokai.
Other places I am Meth
In RL (meatspace) I go by Cads

[Nicksta]

yeah, any name is fine.... although KB names are good when you have 2 given names the same...

[Hitcher]

People should feel free to call me "Mr Hitcher". Once the ice has broken and we know each other better, they can call me "Sir".

[Karma]

How about My Lord... or Master?

[Storm]

I used my work nickname for KB, so I respond to either name.

PS Hitcher, dont you have a title as the leader of "The Brave Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse"?

PPS Do you still look if someone yells "oi you" in your general direction?

[phantom]

Pete, Peter, phantom, Tony ( my name until about 16 - long story ) I don't mind just as long as you call me if the beer is free

[Coyote]

I really got to change my KB name, and my real name too. There are way too many people named Daniel

[buellbabe]

Well I really don't care however most of my friends know me by a nickname, while family members use my given... So I have my KB handle, my known nickname and my given name... Confusing?:doh: :weird: :doobey:

[skelstar]

skels is fine. skelstar fine. Lowercase 's' please (in print anyway).
'Get out of the way!!!' works quite often though :).

In RL 'Sean'.
Dont mind KB name, good if you know my real name though.

[Zed]

I'm happy to be called "crashe" when out on rides or meeting up with you lot.I must admit that when u first started posting on here I was a bit astonished by your choice of nickname crashe! I think you once explained to me though that it has nothing to do with an past accident? :spudbn:

[riffer]

Most people on here know my name anyway.

Don't really give a shit TBH. :cool:

If you really want to know it, just ask.

[vifferman]

People usually call me, "Hey! Dick!" which is odd, because my name's neither Richard nor Dick. :confused:
And once some guy called me Egg, as in "Hey! Hey, you fucken Egg - I'm talkin' to you!"
So I just ignored him.
As you do.

Mind you, my father-in-law calls himself Dick, and his name's Henricus.

But it's all moot (yeah, you can call me Moot too, if you want, and you probably will, but not Mutu, as that's someone else), as I stay in my little cave and never get out'n'about. However (BUT!) that may all change from tomorrow.
Or not.

[N4CR]

Darn, couldnt see a poll choice for me eh :soon:
I find that using pretty much my own name helps people remember it.

[Zed]

i dont mind. if i hear someone say "flash" atleast ill know their from KB, and im just hopeless with names so ill call everyone by their site name.What about if you hear someone shout out TYO, or clutch, or Mr Brightside?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[justsomeguy]

did think of that, but then like JSG, you'd be the only one :bleh:

No I'd pick that too.......

Bloody hell man....... you sleeping with your boss or something...... or did you manage to get "KB time" inserted into your job desc........ looks like you need something creative to do.....:slap:

[NhuanH]

Bloody hell man....... you sleeping with your boss or something...... or did you manage to get "KB time" inserted into your job desc........ looks like you need something creative to do.....:slap:
but his boss is a 350lb Sarth Arfrikken, responds to "Bubba". Not sure of gender, even Kit doesn't know, despite all of their intimate moments.

All you bassas can't get my name right anyhoo, KB or reel loif. Eez eet cos I eez bleck?

[The_Dover]

most people just call me ****

which is ok, but ****s are useful.

[bugjuice]

but his boss is a 350lb Sarth Arfrikken, responds to "Bubba". Not sure of gender, even Kit doesn't know, despite all of their intimate moments.

All you bassas can't get my name right anyhoo, KB or reel loif. Eez eet cos I eez bleck?
tis true.. :confused:

[SPman]

How about My Lord... or Master?
That's reserved for Spank........:shifty:

[mattt]

they're one and the same already :shit:

[bugjuice]

so with 3 't's, you parents wanted to be different?

[kels]

Just call me Smellykellyjellybelly. Mind you its a tad of a mouthfull....so just call me Kels

[skelstar]

SKJB...That brings back memories from the playground! (last name 'Kelly'). :niceone:

[Zed]

All you bassas can't get my name right anyhoo, KB or reel loif. Eez eet cos I eez bleck?No, it's because of how you've spelled your KB nick, that H on the end throws us off! :confused:

[NordieBoy]

Both names have a history but prefer Waylander cause I have more respect for the character than where my given name came from.

And Waylander is from?

[riffer]

He was an assassin, wasn't he? (David Gemmell - Waylander)

[Lou Girardin]

I prefer my real name.

[Ixion]

But nobody knows what it is !

[Lou Girardin]

But nobody knows what it is !

They you have it. A plan so cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

[Biff]

Sounds like smoke and ferrets to me.

[justsomeguy]

They you have it. A plan so cunning, you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

So who's this then Weasel (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=3297) ???

[Sparky Mark]

....or what you called me last night........!!!


You've lost me there... :scratch:

[Colapop]

Sh*t I aint all flash an gotsa fancy names like you fellers and fellersesses. I jus' Col. I like colapops, I like being licked. So I spose I fit my abusername.

[Grahameeboy]

You've lost me there... :scratch:

That was the idea.......you know what us Poms are like!!!

[hXc]

Well I get Zac, my old KB name (XhardxcoreX), my current KB name and yungun'. I don't really mind as long as you don't call me late for dinner!

[Big Dave]

Ummmmmmmm...........

[flash]

What about if you hear someone shout out TYO, or clutch, or Mr Brightside?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
well then i might hav to "accidently" bump into them, then accidently kick them then their bike over (honda fireblade) , then accidently laugh in their face while running my ass off ;).

i cant believe you remembererd them all though?

[Eurodave]

You can call me handsome, practical, good looking, a legend in my own lunchtime, Eurodave,Dave,that guy,Bud,Mate or Hey You :whocares: but definately NOT, old fat guy, baldy,dipshit, buttface or quite a few others that dont need to be mentioned here!!

[flash]

and flash sounds better out loud than all of those anyways, yould look more of a dork yeling the others out

[cowboyz]

I am really bad with names.... I prefer my real name. I call people whatever I was introduced to them as which is unfortunate for you if the person who introduced us doesn't like you much.

[crashe]

I must admit that when u first started posting on here I was a bit astonished by your choice of nickname crashe! I think you once explained to me though that it has nothing to do with an past accident? :spudbn:


Yep you are quite correct... nothing to do at all with past accidents..
Cos there aint been none.... (touching wood)

Just a shorten version of another name I used on another site...
ohhhh so long ago....

[Colapop]

Went for a drink the other day to meet some KBers and was introduced to them all by their KB names and then their real names. Can't remember their real names apart from Cam (Pyrocam) but howdy to you guys anyway. Mr Melon, and the chick and that other guy... er ok I'm just not good with any names...

[hXc]

Yep you are quite correct... nothing to do at all with past accidents..
Cos there aint been none.... (touching wood)

Just a shorten version of another name I used on another site...
ohhhh so long ago....

Is your name said Crash-ee?? Or just Crash??

[White trash]

People who know me or have been introduced to me, are more than welcome to call me by my real name. Anyone who hasn't met me has obviously been living under a rock.

[hXc]

Anyone who hasn't met me has obviously been living under a rock.

Yeah, I agree. I mean the glare shows over 100 metres away! If I was living under a rock I'd come out with a welding mask on to see what all the light was!

[crashe]

Is your name said Crash-ee?? Or just Crash??

Its pronounced crash.... not crasheeeeeeeeeeeee



If only I could convince that dude up north to pronouce it correctly...
You know that Rider in Black with the bitch called Roxanne. :rofl:

[hXc]

Its pronounced crash.... not crasheeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you for the confirmation! The suspense has been killing me slowly over this past year or so

[Str8 Jacket]

I think its quite funny when people call me Str8..... I dont really care either way, though I think people would find it strange calling out Str8 Jacket?!
My mates have always called me Hells, since Ive had the bike they now call me Hells on Wheels, I sometimes think that that'd be a better KB name for me....

[Karma]

I've patented a fantastic method of calling everyone 'mate'

you alright mate
how's it going mate
oi mate
grab us a beer mate

sorted!

[Colapop]

...Not Big Black 'Ho? (Str8) "Is that a Big Black 'Ho on your head?"

Caused a chuckle when I saw that... pity you couldn't wander along.

[Grahameeboy]

My mates have always called me Hells, since Ive had the bike they now call me Hells on Wheels, I sometimes think that that'd be a better KB name for me....[/QUOTE]

Nah stick with what we know....us guys can be a bit sss....llllll...ooooo....wwwww sometimes

[Str8 Jacket]

...Not Big Black 'Ho? (Str8) "Is that a Big Black 'Ho on your head?"

Caused a chuckle when I saw that... pity you couldn't wander along.

LMAO!! Nah, thats Mrmelons helmet..... He got bored one day! Im hoping that no one takes offence at it, especially snce Ive posted in that "racism" thread! :shutup:

[Damon]

i got pretty sick of explaining my KB name pretty early on so changed it to my real name, cunning eh.... "Hi i'm Damon, on KB i'm Damon", saves any confusion, good thing i dont have a "common" name :motu:

[crashe]

Thank you for the confirmation! The suspense has been killing me slowly over this past year or so


Phew.... that goodness for that....

So why didnt you just ask....:rofl:

[Colapop]

LMAO!! Nah, thats Mrmelons helmet..... He got bored one day! Im hoping that no one takes offence at it, especially snce Ive posted in that "racism" thread! :shutup:
I thought of that (offending thingy) after I sent the post and couldn't be bothered changing it.
There are a few good 'uns that you could come up with for a lid like that....

(Can I borrow your Ho?)

[Waylander]

He was an assassin, wasn't he? (David Gemmell - Waylander)
Hole in one. Good books those. The rest is as the rep says lol.

[hXc]

Nah stick with what we know....us guys can be a bit sss....llllll...ooooo....wwwww sometimes

Especially drummers. Hello...I'm...a...drummer.... Talk...to...me...slowly...

[skidMark]

Well my real name does not take much working out........

so we can call you boy then?....lol i know what you meant

[hXc]

Phew.... that goodness for that....

So why didnt you just ask....:rofl:

Too cabbage. I'm a drummer. What do you expect? Miracles? I think not!

[Str8 Jacket]

(Can I borrow your Ho?)

Its gonna cost.... alot

[Grahameeboy]

Its gonna cost.... alot

ask a silly question and get a Str8 answer.....he he

[Colapop]

Its gonna cost.... alot
Oh ok then - You wanna borrow mine?

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh ok then - You wanna borrow mine?

LMAO! Lets not highjack this thread anymore than we need to, it'll get moved to PD... :Police:

[Indiana_Jones]

Have the adventure of your life
Keeping up with the Joneses! :D

-Indy

[LXS]

Yeah I don't mind being called either, as my kb name and real name on earth is essentially one and the same thing.

LXS = Alex

I tried to get creative.............



still trying. :mellow:

[Colapop]

Oh you're VERY trying....:laugh:

[SpeedyGirl]

Dont really care what people call me, have been called many things in my life..... bitch seems to be a common one :D

But call me Speedy or Liz, that usually works........

[madmal64]

Dont really mind. Ive been called my online name for years & its not hard to work out my real name either. Like a few around here.

[Gremlin]

Don't mind, but I'm useless with remembering names, so I don't expect much... Gremlin is fine, as I think there are a few alans poking around anyway.

You'd be surprised how much my nick gets abbreviated anyway:
gremlin
gremmers - that was a surprise, not much shorter really :weird:
gremmy
grem
g

meh, whatever, as long as I respond really

[FROSTY]

well being as I'm an old fart an all and memory is fading fast I'm The same person--KB or "real" world im Frosty

[myvice]

Karl......

[sels1]

Sels1 = short for Selwyns' one...
But call me whatever you like (I'm prolly not listening anyway!)

[NordieBoy]

Hole in one. Good books those. The rest is as the rep says lol.
Thought so.
I have all David Gemmel's books and the Waylander ones are the best.

[marty]

i'm happy with marty.

[Vagabond]

Vagabond's cool

Others call me Shaka-Zulu

Or you could even call me Colin

The rest will be ignored :Playnice:

[Deviant Esq]

Went for a drink the other day to meet some KBers and was introduced to them all by their KB names and then their real names. Can't remember their real names...

I'm always in this situation until you get to be mates in person instead of just on KB. Then I spose you think of someone more with their real name as opposed to their KB name. But there are exceptions.

Me, doesn't worry me as long as I'm memorable! :pinch:
People call me Deviant eee ess que or just Deviant if the last part's a mouthful, but still more call me Redge (not my real name, but everyone apart from my workmates and my family calls me Redge). To the rest I'm Ryan (my real name).

[Mad Cow]

Try and not be a cow so I guess that just leaves mad!
Get called Doris at work because apparently that is what I act like - so take your pick!

[Sniper]

I don't mind either, my nick in real life is Sniper too

[Jamezo]

Gee, try and guess my real name. If I'm ever (un)fortunate enough to meet some of you guys, feel free to address me with it.

[ZeroIndex]

Um, I guess I prefer my KB nick, which could be shortened to Zero or just 'Z'...

although, if you must use my real name, Rob will do ok I guess

[Colapop]

I don't mind either, my nick in real life is Sniper too
Or OAB!! (She beat ya good didn't she?)

[MadDuck]

MadDuck is just fine by me.

I have found on meeting fellow KBers I tell them my real name and with 2.1 seconds they have forgotten :bash: . MD at least gets a nod and ohhhh yeah I know who you are

[boomer]

How about My Lord... or Master?

What ya want?

[Karma]

Seeing as you are from the north, and I am from the south, you shall refer to me only as Sire...

[Scorpygirl]

I have gone by many names in my time!!! :blink:

But I am Scorpy by name and Scorpio by nature. :2thumbsup :bleh:

Scorpygirl (Maryanne)

Maryanne Oh Maryanne etc, etc, (you have to be old enough) :lol: :spudguita

[boomer]

Seeing as you are from the north, and I am from the south, you shall refer to me only as Sire...

you spelt it wrong, my young squire:kick: Ya Soft South Shandy Drinkin Shite

[Waylander]

Um, I guess I prefer my KB nick, which could be shortened to Zero or just 'Z'...

although, if you must use my real name, Rob will do ok I guess
Another Hamilton rider. Jeeze you guy's are starting to come out of the woodwork now that rumors of me moving out are runnin around lol

[kels]

SKJB...That brings back memories from the playground! (last name 'Kelly'). :niceone:
LOL I still get called it at the young age that I am!

[Goblin]

:shit: I used to get called the same bloody thing, and all these years I though I was alone:grouphug:

[The_Dover]

Some people call me the space cowboy,
yeah Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice

[kels]

:shit: I used to get called the same bloody thing, and all these years I though I was alone:grouphug:
No Goblin...your not alone. There are a few of us Smellykellyjellybellys out there. If your needing a friendly fellow SKJB to talk to...phone 0800-SMELLY

[Goblin]

Cool! you should try 0800 JELLY! My personal favourite.

[Sparky Mark]

That was the idea.......you know what us Poms are like!!!

And how did you know I was a pom!?!

[Grahameeboy]

And how did you know I was a pom!?!

Lucky guess...........maybe 'Sparky' gave it away....or it was the drugs!!!

[skelstar]

YOu type with an english accent Mark.
Maybe it was the poor jokes in "jokes and humour" ;)

[Sparky Mark]

Lucky guess...........maybe 'Sparky' gave it away....or it was the drugs!!!


YOu type with an english accent Mark.
Maybe it was the poor jokes in "jokes and humour" ;)

Well I guess I'd better quit the crack, change my name, type with my left hand whilst thinking in Spanish and delete my jokes folder!!

[Grahameeboy]

Well I guess I'd better quit the crack, change my name, type with my left hand whilst thinking in Spanish and delete my jokes folder!!

No, just be yourself....he he

[skelstar]

Yeah...LOL...dont go changing!

Besides, this is not a left-handed website. Not enough skin-pics.

[Patrick]

Besides, this is not a left-handed website. Not enough skin-pics.

I thought it was a left handed site...but yes, not enough skin pix...

BTW... dont mind either my name or my KB name...:doh:

[GN1NiteStnd]

I dont really mind, My username just came from what I was riding at the time, + the last biker event that I had been to. -Which is coming up again by the way, almost been a KBr for a year! :first:

But my real name is better.

Just dont use it to confuse me...:blink:

[Phurrball]

Not sure what drugs I was on when I chose my KB username. Especially as a goodly portion of my available pedant juice is directed at the use and misuse of the English language (think apostrophe rage...) what was I thinking?! Still, I have grown accustomed to the daft spelling of my username now.

Either Phurrball or Ross work just fine. I feel no particular need to hide behind my moniker.

[Indiana_Jones]

I've been called Vettori once or twice lol

-Indy

[Virago]

I've been called Vettori once or twice lol

-Indy
Oooh, that's cryptic - so you must be - let's see now.......









........Indiana Vettori?

[Hitcher]

I've been called Vettori once or twice
Because you can give it a bit of a tweak with your left hand?

[Virago]

I'm the classic example of a KB name chosen in haste, late at night.
I started with "Virago = Viagra" - which lasted until my first KB meeting.... .

SpankMe very kindly took pity on me.

The original name was just a little too close to the bone(r).

I'm happy with either Virago or Ken. Call me what you like, just don't call me late for dinner.

[The_Dover]

You can call me Al

[Virago]

You can call me Al
Okay - but don't call me Betty!

[scumdog]

Scumdog, Scummy, Scummers (even been called Scumhog by a Kber) or my real name if you feel uncomfortable with the other name.

"Sir" at roadside 'meetings' helps the situation:rofl:

[scumdog]

I have gone by many names in my time!!! :blink:

But I am Scorpy by name and Scorpio by nature. :2thumbsup :bleh:

Scorpygirl (Maryanne)

Maryanne Oh Maryanne etc, etc, (you have to be old enough) :lol: :spudguita


Oh won't you marry me......

[Karma]

"Sir" at roadside 'meetings' helps the situation:rofl:

You ever been called 'Overseer' ? or some other kinda NWA type crap?

[boomer]

You ever been called 'Overseer' ? or some other kinda NWA type crap?

i told one to fuck off and stop harrassing me once, he took me back to his place for the night :slap:
He left me in the morning with a 70 quid fine and a nice blot in my black book that said "drunk in a public place "

Thats no way to treat the clientelle is it??!!

[Karma]

"drunk in a public place " - was that while up north?

Shit man you must have been paraletyic (sp?)

Don't use milk on the cornflakes eh... Stella is a better start to the day ;)

[boomer]

Nah mate, that was in hobbitsville central - Newbury of all fkin places


And non of this stella rubbish.. special brew starts ya day off the way you finished the last one!!

[Patrick]

I've been called Vettori once or twice lol

-Indy

because you're a "spinner"???????

[White trash]

MadDuck is just fine by me.

I have found on meeting fellow KBers I tell them my real name and with 2.1 seconds they have forgotten :bash: . MD at least gets a nod and ohhhh yeah I know who you are

I'm glad you mentioned that mate because I got told your name the first....saaaaayyyyyy...... 27 times we met. It simply went in one ear and out the other and I was forever embarrased to be shouting "Hey you" accross a busy room.

Got it sussed now though Sally.

Lovin' your work by the way.

[Lucyloo]

Been Lucyloo for many years now...so that's cool...often gets shortened to Luce.....which, given half a chance I would be ;-)

[_Gina_]

Girlygirl was a pisstake, although the GG bit comes from my name - Gina G.
My work nick name used to be G Spot, one of the other guys nick name was Bung Hole, so I thought I did pretty well out of the deal.

Or Green Gina, Gina Lolabrigida, Gina Rosa, Gene Gina......the list goes on really!

Oh and "that hard bitch" lol

[MadDuck]

I'm glad you mentioned that mate because I got told your name the first....saaaaayyyyyy...... 27 times we met. It simply went in one ear and out the other and I was forever embarrased to be shouting "Hey you" accross a busy room.

Got it sussed now though Sally.


:laugh: Well hey you is a little better on the ears than "Hey Duck" which is what I sometimes get.....and I cant believe you would be embarrassed about much anyways WT!

Oh - who the hells Sally? :spudbooge