Don't mess with the missus

[MissSniper]

Last night sniper decided to get lippy and this is what he got for his trouble.

[Fatjim]

Bet he enjoyed the kiss and make up bit though

[MissSniper]

i bought him lunch does that count?

[Fatjim]

I doubt it. I think 2 young Japanese nurses are in order.

[SpeedyGirl]

you are a legend miss sniper...keep that boy in line :not:

does this mean his post count may slow for awhile??? :rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

You could "shut him up" by breaking the other one.... (pt)

[MissSniper]

probably not but he's bloody slow with one hand so he wont be posting any quips.

[Str8 Jacket]

how'd he do it?

[Sniper]

does this mean his post count may slow for awhile??? :rofl:
Take a lot more than a bust arm.


You could "shut him up" by breaking the other one.... (pt)
Smartarse


probably not but he's bloody slow with one hand so he wont be posting any quips.
You'ed be so lucky


I doubt it. I think 2 young Japanese nurses are in order.
Please God yes!!


how'd he do it?
No comment

[Str8 Jacket]

Got any good painkillers Sniper? Is your bike in one peice?

[MissSniper]

The bikes fine, didn't happen on that I was the cause of his pain. Too tough he says for painkillers but I know he's a big girls blouse and have them on the ready. To add salt to the wound I've also banned him from the bike for a week while his arm heals, doesn't like that much either. :motu:

[Str8 Jacket]

The bikes fine, didn't happen on that I was the cause of his pain. Too tough he says for painkillers but I know he's a big girls blouse and have them on the ready. To add salt to the wound I've also banned him from the bike for a week while his arm heals, doesn't like that much either. :motu:

You go girl! I'll bet he'll go looking for the painkillers sometime....

[MissSniper]

This is how it happened: :laugh:

Its quite silly really i was happily minding my own business when he tickled me so i tickled him back with resulted in a play fight in which i leant on his arm in a funny direction and he's fractures a couple of bones in his wrist. Dont know my own stength sometimes. :apumpin:

But i like the other version where he got lippy so i decked him and played mercy.......................mwhahahahahahahahahaha ha :devil2:
:rofl: :yeah:

[Gremlin]

you got any idea how long we have been waiting for someone to get the deviant into line??

Well done girl :clap:

:killingme

[Fatjim]

i leant on his arm in a funny direction and he's fractures a couple of bones in his wrist.

Sounds like you exceeded the loading factor. Didn't you read the manufacturers reccomendations.

Now the question here everyone is thinking, and believe me they are thinking it, and excuse me for being so dumb as to mention it, is, How much does she weigh?

come on you have to tell now.

[Colapop]

What's that Sniper? Oh I'm sorry I CAN'T HEAR YOU..... CAN YOU SPEAK UP??!!??:lol: :bleh: :lol:

It's unlikely that anyone'll get even remotely close to his post count while he's "taking it easy"

[SpeedyGirl]

Sounds like you exceeded the loading factor. Didn't you read the manufacturers reccomendations.

Now the question here everyone is thinking, and believe me they are thinking it, and excuse me for being so dumb as to mention it, is, How much does she weigh?

come on you have to tell now.


She is 1/4 of the size of Sniper....... tiny little thing...... but can kick his arse apparently!!!:nya:

[nadroj]

I've heard the bones in his wrist should be quite strong!

[Deviant Esq]

you got any idea how long we have been waiting for someone to get the deviant into line??

Did someone call me? :shifty:

[Gremlin]

Did someone call me? :shifty:
no, you are under control already :lol:

[Deviant Esq]

That's what you think... then BAM! :eek:

:rofl:

Edit: 100 posts, go me! :cool:
Yes, I know, not much of an achievement... but I'm still proud lol

[Sniper]

I've heard the bones in his wrist should be quite strong!

Im ambidextrous, but I prefer to use my right hand :laugh:

Devient, only 100:eek5:

[Deviant Esq]

Yeah but... I haven't been here nearly as long as you... that, and I'm averaging something like a 6th of your posts per day! But then, there isn't really anyone else in your league of forum-whoredness... :buggerd:

:innocent:

Ahem. :Offtopic:

[Sniper]

Sorry dear, I don't mean to hi-jack your thread

[Indiana_Jones]

Pwned in bed? ;)

-Indy

[miSTa]

Well done there Sniper :clap:, reminds me of the time my mrs belted me and cracked a couple of ribs...

[Biff]

Sniper got his arse kicked by a chick!!! :apumpin:


Hope it the wounds heals soon bud.

Psychologicaly you're fucked though. :drinkup:

[Sniper]

smart arse, but you are right

[MissSniper]

you got any idea how long we have been waiting for someone to get the deviant into line??

Well done girl :clap:

:killingme

I try my best just this time i have evidence. Hehehehehehe he should know ;) better

[myvice]

No riding for a week?
And the weather looks sooo nice too!:bleh:

[Flyingpony]

Sniper, was it you on telly the other night?

[Sniper]

Sniper, was it you on telly the other night?

Not that I know of, why?

[thehollowmen]

I've been trying to open these images since yesterday
I wanna see the damage!

good work, did he safeword?

[Flyingpony]

Not that I know of, why?
Sorry, case of mistaken identity.

[Sniper]

No worries.

Hollowmen, I wish there was a safeword.

[Colapop]

I've been trying to open these images since yesterday
I wanna see the damage!

good work, did he safeword?
Same just assumed that they're too big... prolly to fit Sniper's gut in!

[Coyote]

It's unlikely that anyone'll get even remotely close to his post count while he's "taking it easy"
Hark! Do I hear a challenge?

[Sniper]

Not sure why they're not opening, they were taken on my phone then transfered to the laptop. i suppose i dont need to check them as i see the damage every moment of the day

[Waylander]

Only a week? Lucky you mate. Broke my arm I was off the bike for two months!!!

[Sniper]

Only a week? Lucky you mate. Broke my arm I was off the bike for two months!!!

I've got the bike keys and like hell Im not riding

[crashe]

wohoooo now miss sniper has the choice of two bikes to ride over the next week or so....:scooter: :scooter:

wohooo you go girl...:wari: :msn-wink:





Never mind sniper..... you needed to give your hand a good rest anyway...
I been hearing you had been working it overtime a lot lately...:nya: :nya:
(pt)

[Sniper]

Like I said earlier crashe, Im ambidextrous. I would hate to be one of the guys 24 feet long and not be ambidextrous :devil2:

And NO, MS will NOT ride my bike

[Storm]

Dont be like that. Good boys SHARE thier toys:D:D:

[Sniper]

Dont be like that. Good boys SHARE thier toys:D:D:

Im not too keen on sharing with someone who broke me arm :woohoo:

[myvice]

Im not too keen on sharing with someone who broke me arm :woohoo:
If you don't let others play with it, it might stop working....

[Sniper]

If you don't let others play with it, it might stop working....

Only if the others are the missus and her 2 friends who stayed at home last night. Ironically, they all slept in my bed. I was so happy :cool:


Then I woke up.

[Posh Tourer :P]

Ironically, they all slept in my bed. I was so happy :cool:

Dude that is way iron.... ironinical...... thingummy. Yeah.

[Disco Stu]

If you don't let others play with it, it might stop working....

I hope you're still referring to the bike... :blink:

[Sniper]

I hope you're still referring to the bike... :blink:

Never!!!!! :whistle:

[Deviant Esq]

You sneaky sneaky bastard! :blank:

Damn, those were some tasty friends too, if I may inject my professional opinion here. :msn-wink:

Edit: Left my CD (and case) at your place too while you were working on the "install". Know where it is?

[Sniper]

Yep, in the CD case

[Wolf]

Only a week? Lucky you mate. Broke my arm I was off the bike for two months!!!
The cast is below the elbow - should be no prob riding a bike. I broke my right (throttle) wrist and still managed to ride wearing the cast. A cast that covered the elbow would be a bitch, tho' - 'twould make for a peculiar riding position to reach the handlebars...