unhingedlizard
12th January 2006, 10:43
A chap goes to the doctor and says, Doc, you have to help me, I cant keep it up, I am having trouble in the bedroom and I am worried that my wife will look elsewhere. The doc says no problem and prescribes the poor chap with Viagra and says come back next week and tell me how you got on.
The following week the chap returns and says, No good doc, it did not work. The doctor says that there is an experimental treatment avaliable where tissue is taken from an elephants trunk and placed at the base of the penis to improve muscle control.
Long story short Blah blah, Chap has the operation.
2 weeks later he is feeling good and thinks, Yup tonight's the night. So he takes the missus out for a romantic meal.
While sat at the table in a posh restaraunt the chap feels pain in his gems and tells the missus.
She says lets have a look. He looks around and makes sure no-one is looking and then he undoes his flies.
Before he knew what was happening his knob reaches out of his trousers, grabs a bread roll from the table and goes back into his flies.
What the hell was that says the missus?
I don't know says the chap, must be a side effect from the operation.
Can you do it again she asks?
I expect so, but I doubt I could squeeze another bread roll up my arse!
The following week the chap returns and says, No good doc, it did not work. The doctor says that there is an experimental treatment avaliable where tissue is taken from an elephants trunk and placed at the base of the penis to improve muscle control.
Long story short Blah blah, Chap has the operation.
2 weeks later he is feeling good and thinks, Yup tonight's the night. So he takes the missus out for a romantic meal.
While sat at the table in a posh restaraunt the chap feels pain in his gems and tells the missus.
She says lets have a look. He looks around and makes sure no-one is looking and then he undoes his flies.
Before he knew what was happening his knob reaches out of his trousers, grabs a bread roll from the table and goes back into his flies.
What the hell was that says the missus?
I don't know says the chap, must be a side effect from the operation.
Can you do it again she asks?
I expect so, but I doubt I could squeeze another bread roll up my arse!