women's bum size study

[buellbabe]

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their bums!


I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their bum is too fat...


10% of women think their bum is too skinny...



The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and
they would have married him anyway.


:2thumbsup :rofl:

[KATWYN]

:laugh: :killingme

[Groins_NZ]

:moon: :moon:

[Sparky Bills]

It all comes down to attention seeking in the end.:whistle:

[Beemer]

It's a repost.

[Colapop]

Does that mean it's a 'bum' post?

[MSTRS]

Is my post at the bottom of the page?

[Wolf]

Is my post at the bottom of the page?
Not any more...

[scumdog]

You could make an arse of yourself if you believe these types of surveys....

[mv.senna]

oi scumdog, you leave my ars6 outta this!! :rofl:

nice work bb!!

[Fatjim]

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their bums!


I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their bum is too fat...


10% of women think their bum is too skinny...



The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and
they would have married him anyway.


:2thumbsup :rofl:

Hey, I resemble that comment


I like it.

[mstriumph]

:rofl: hilarious!!



...... you may THINK I'm biased but, actually, I only have one :whistle:

[kro]

haha, thats pretty cool.

[Scorpygirl]

Yip my bum is too fat :shit:

and I won't comment about his!!! :nono:

[Big Chim]

I hear that 75% of all statistics are made up anyway.

[Scorpygirl]

I hear that 75% of all statistics are made up anyway.

Lies, damn lies and statistics!!! :woohoo:

Scorpygirl
Researcher :rofl:

[The Beast]

I hear that 75% of all statistics are made up anyway.

I think it's more around the 67.83 mark actually...

:2thumbsup

[Biff]

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30. "I Love You, I Won't Come In Your Mouth, The Cheque Is In The Post" - Knowing The Truth.

Men tell the most lies. Woman tell the biggest lies. A fact apparently. But then again I'm a bloke.

[Brian d marge]

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big , is the simple and direct yes , Yes dear... works but I use that for other conversations.

This has resulted in a series of Diets which has saved us a few pennies , of which I have used for bike bits

Still bloody cold when she backs it in to the duvet at night !

Stephen

[Gremlin]

...
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours ...
Why can I go on long nature walks etc for a day, or work all day under the hot sun on a building site,

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:

[Wolf]

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big , is the simple and direct yes , Yes dear... works but I use that for other conversations.
As I said to Strayjuliet last night: the trouble with "fishing" is that you don't know what you'll catch.

[Kickaha]

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big ,

how about

I can't tell it is blocking all the available light :yes:

[buellbabe]

Why can I go on long nature walks etc for a day, or work all day under the hot sun on a building site,

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:

Couldn't agree more! I'd rather be riding/running the hounds than shopping ANYDAY. Unless its shopping for bike bits...
:devil2: :rockon:

[Colapop]

I can shop for hour - tops. I go shopping with the wife and just buy myself a paper and sit at the food court.

[Wolf]

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:
That's because it is tiring fighting your way through crowds of prey, I mean, humans, sorry, people...

Crowds in a shopping mall vs cattle in the stock pens - the only difference is the intelligent looks...


on the faces of the cattle.

[Brian d marge]

I can shop for hour - tops. I go shopping with the wife and just buy myself a paper and sit at the food court.

I used a pair of roller blades once, worked a treat till the security guard threw us out ...
SHe just held my hand and dragged me along , I uttered the correct replys in the appropriate places ,,,uuu huh ...etc

lasted three times longer than most duracell bunnies !!!!

Highly recomended
BTW
here in Japan they actually have seats outside the shops specially for the men !!!

Stephen

[MidnightMike]

I used a pair of roller blades once, worked a treat till the security guard threw us out ...
SHe just held my hand and dragged me along , I uttered the correct replys in the appropriate places ,,,uuu huh ...etc

lasted three times longer than most duracell bunnies !!!!

Highly recomended
BTW
here in Japan they actually have seats outside the shops specially for the men !!!

Stephen

Someone should try that on minimotos :scooter:

[buellbabe]

I have been told that in Newmarket they have 'MAN CRECHE'S'... set up with bloke stuff and toys...

[Sniper]

Shopping, the bain of a mans life. Thanks God for playstation and motorcycles.

[Wolf]

Shopping, the bain of a mans life. Thanks God for playstation and motorcycles.
I can wander around a motorcycle shop for hours on end.

[ducatilover]

Shopping, the bain of a mans life. Thanks God for playstation and motorcycles.
now thats what i think! good old playstation and good new bikes mmmmm:banana:

[Patch]

Women - can't live with 'em can't live without 'em.

Wifey wants to go shopping for a couple of hours, an I'll look after kiddies, fine by me, wifey comes in after four or so hours - who cares, I had fun with kids etc.
I want to go for a joyride - wifey: "Why?"


Yes, your arse is HUGE in that, now git outa da farkin way of da Tv, an go cook me sum eggs!!!!!!


:eek: :eek:

[Mad Cow]

Sorry got to admit it - LOVE to shop!:wari:

There is a fine art to it that is never appreciated by men, gotta start with coffee and prepare yourself physically and emotionally for the credit card damage.
The justification to yourself that even though you may already have 3 this particular brand / colour / type is ESSENTIAL! (This gets easier with time and practice....)
The joy of spending $60 in order to save $10 on something you didn't really need is ............ well indescribable!

What not to love???:eek:

[Sparky Bills]

Sorry got to admit it - LOVE to shop!:wari:

There is a fine art to it that is never appreciated by men, gotta start with coffee and prepare yourself physically and emotionally for the credit card damage.
The justification to yourself that even though you may already have 3 this particular brand / colour / type is ESSENTIAL! (This gets easier with time and practice....)
The joy of spending $60 in order to save $10 on something you didn't really need is ............ well indescribable!

What not to love???:eek:


Even better if its not your money:shifty:

[Sparky Bills]

Women - can't live with 'em can't live without 'em.

Wifey wants to go shopping for a couple of hours, an I'll look after kiddies, fine by me, wifey comes in after four or so hours - who cares, I had fun with kids etc.
I want to go for a joyride - wifey: "Why?"


Yes, your arse is HUGE in that, now git outa da farkin way of da Tv, an go cook me sum eggs!!!!!!


:eek: :eek:


Had to laugh at that one buddy.:devil2:

[Mad Cow]

Even better if its not your money:shifty:

Income and debt all mine!!!:2thumbsup

[Gremlin]

That's because it is tiring fighting your way through crowds of prey, I mean, humans, sorry, people...
nah, I use the fast lane (splitting is involved too), bypass all turnoffs, and head straight for my destination. The sooner I get there, the sooner I get what I want, the sooner I get the hell outa there.

My bad, I do enjoy bike shops. Everytime I go into one of my favourites, I seem to lose an hour, normally more. Even for "quick things". Getting out in under 30 minutes is very rare.

[Sparky Bills]

Income and debt all mine!!!:2thumbsup


YOU GOT INCOME!!! Ive only got debt!:slap:

[Mad Cow]

Have to admit income comes in to account and debt sneaks in on payday and takes most of it but I have my 15 minutes of feeling well off in a fortnight!

[Sparky Bills]

Have to admit income comes in to account and debt sneaks in on payday and takes most of it but I have my 15 minutes of feeling well off in a fortnight!


That aint bad going. I cant last that long. My income is in then out all at the same time. Although working in a bike store (for me anyway) is like a kid working in a lollie store. ITS SPARKLY AND NEW!! I MUST HAVE IT NOW!!!

[Wolf]

YOU GOT INCOME!!! Ive only got debt!:slap:
I had income - but I left it on the bench and the debt jumped up and ate it.