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WINJA
16th January 2006, 22:22
i signed up to orcon , the accelerator is average at best , i had to keep dissconecting and reconecting to get my accelerator down load to complete itself , fuck you computer guys your all a bunch of hopeless cunts , whats the story with the computer industry why does nothing to do with computers ever work properly? useless fucks
John
16th January 2006, 22:27
shutup you fucken dirty harley riding coon.
N4CR
16th January 2006, 22:30
JUST RING UP THE HELP LINE BUT DONT START LIKE THAT. THEY CAN HELP YOU FROM THERE. JUST EXPLAIN IT IS BEING CRAP OR WHATEVER AND THEY WILL HELP YOU. THREATEN TO MOVE TO TELECOM IF THEY ARE NOT COOPERATIVE AND THEY WILL JUMP TO IMMEDIATELY :shifty: (I DIDNT TELL YOU THAT).
WINJA
16th January 2006, 22:31
JUST RING UP THE HELP LINE BUT DONT START LIKE THAT. THEY CAN HELP YOU FROM THERE. JUST EXPLAIN IT IS BEING CRAP OR WHATEVER AND THEY WILL HELP YOU. THREATEN TO MOVE TO TELECOM IF THEY ARE NOT COOPERATIVE AND THEY WILL JUMP TO IMMEDIATELY :shifty: (I DIDNT TELL YOU THAT).
ARE YOU A COMPUTER NERD TRISTAN? IF SO IM GONNA BE REAL FUCKEN MEAN TO YOU WHEN WE MEET
John
16th January 2006, 22:33
are you a computer nerd tristan? if so im gonna be real fucken mean to you when we meet
oh fuck you! why dont you be mean to me to?

just cuz you have a fucken fan club doesnt mean your better than jesus.
WINJA
16th January 2006, 22:34
oh fuck you! why dont you be mean to me to?

just cuz you have a fucken fan club doesnt mean your better than jesus.
TRISTAN TOLD ME YOUR A WHINEY LITTLE BITCH WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOU CRY REAL EASY , SO FOR NOW JUST TRISTAN IS COMING TO MY BBQ
N4CR
16th January 2006, 22:35
ARE YOU A COMPUTER NERD TRISTAN? IF SO IM GONNA BE REAL FUCKEN MEAN TO YOU WHEN WE MEET

I AM AN IT TECHNICIAN/GEEK WHATEVER PLEASE DON'T BE MEAN TO ME BECAUSE I CAN'T BAN YOU FROM ANYTHING OFFLINE. :eek5:
WINJA
16th January 2006, 22:40
with the orcon email teh compose page has an address box and a title box it even has an attachment tab , but no fucken box to write my message in ,ive logged in many times to see if it comes up and it dont
N4CR
16th January 2006, 22:44
tristan told me your a whiney little bitch with no friends and you cry real easy , so for now just tristan is coming to my bbq
CHEERS WINJA, SHAME JOHN YOUR NOT COMING, I GET THE GOAT.
John
16th January 2006, 22:47
CHEERS WINJA, SHAME JOHN YOUR NOT COMING, I GET THE GOAT.
I DONT WANT FUCKEN WINJA HES A FUCKEN DIRTY TRANNY, I LOVE TLRIDER NOW - HES DREAMY - WINJAS SOOO LAST YEAR, PLUS TLRIDER CAN RIDE... NOT LIKE WINJAS FUCKEN "I SO SOLLY I DIDNT SEE YOUR TWANSPORT IN WHAT WANE"... Stupid winja.
N4CR
16th January 2006, 22:50
with the orcon email teh compose page has an address box and a title box it even has an attachment tab , but no fucken box to write my message in ,ive logged in many times to see if it comes up and it dont

iS THIS AN ONLINE WEB PORTAL THING? DIDNT THEY GIVE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO ADD THE ORCON ACCOUNT TO YOUR MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL PROGRAM?

ONLY THING I CAN SUGGEST IF THIS IS AN ONLINE PORTAL IS TO TYPE THE ADDRESS IN FIRST AS WELL AS TITLE AND HIT ENTER OR SOMETHING, IT MIGHT SEND ANYWAY OR ELSE IT MAY MAKE THE MESSAGE BOX COME UP. ALSO TRY FORCING REFRESH BY HITTING CTRL+F5. IF YOU ARE USING FIREFOX IT MAY NOT BE COMPATIBLE WITH ORCON WEB BASED EMAIL SO TRY USING INTERNET EXPLORER JUST FOR THAT. IF YOU CANT FIND THE SHORTCUT GO INTO START, HIT RUN AND THEN TYPE IEXPLORE

GOOD LUCK.
sAsLEX
17th January 2006, 07:19
fuck you computer guys your all a bunch of hopeless cunts

Nope the reason you have crap internet is the Labour government got bullied by Telecon
sAsLEX
17th January 2006, 07:24
IF YOU ARE USING FIREFOX IT MAY NOT BE COMPATIBLE WITH ORCON WEB BASED EMAIL SO TRY USING INTERNET EXPLORER JUST FOR THAT

If that is the case Orcon needs shooting
Lias
17th January 2006, 07:57
Orcon webmail works fine for me with firefox.

Winja: Let me guess, you live in a rural or semi-rural area in the assend of nowhere, and your using a crappy standard internal modem?

Most modern mdoens are only designed to work in towns, with basically 0 line noise. Rural areas need specialist mostms (that cost a crapload more) to handle the shit quality of the lines, and even then a decent electric fence will still fuck your connection up.

If your not using something like THIS: http://www.dynalink.com.au/products/u90e-rural.htm then pretty much you will always get shit connections while you live outside a main centre.

PS: Some geeks are bigger, meaner, uglier, and punch harder than you.
Sniper
17th January 2006, 08:36
I didslike Orcon dial-up. Quite a few people said its not worth the hassel Winja.
WINJA
17th January 2006, 08:55
Orcon webmail works fine for me with firefox.

Winja: Let me guess, you live in a rural or semi-rural area in the assend of nowhere, and your using a crappy standard internal modem?

Most modern mdoens are only designed to work in towns, with basically 0 line noise. Rural areas need specialist mostms (that cost a crapload more) to handle the shit quality of the lines, and even then a decent electric fence will still fuck your connection up.

If your not using something like THIS: http://www.dynalink.com.au/products/u90e-rural.htm then pretty much you will always get shit connections while you live outside a main centre.

PS: Some geeks are bigger, meaner, uglier, and punch harder than you.
ID HAVE TO DISAGREE , IF XTRA CAN GET THE INTERNET RIGHT THEN SO CAN KIWIONLINE AND ORCON , ALSO THE GUY FROM TELECOM SAID IM CLOSE TO THE EXCHANGE.
THE PROBLEM I HAD WAS THE DOWN LOAD FROM ORCON FOR THE ACCELERATOR WOULDNT LOAD AND THE ORCON EMAIL DOESNT DISPLAY A FULL PAGE , YET I CAN DOWN LOAD PORN OK
WINJA
17th January 2006, 08:57
ps , i can punch quite hard . but i know what you mean i got a deceased computer nerd friend who could crush bad arse street thugs with one blow
Groins_NZ
17th January 2006, 09:03
Sounds like another user error...
Sniper
17th January 2006, 11:03
Sounds like another user error...

And the perfect user is always............
WINJA
17th January 2006, 13:07
Sounds like another user error...
NOPE , I DONT WANT TO BE A COMPUTER EXPERT , I JUST WANT THE FUCKEN THING TO WORK , IMAGINE IF EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT A CAR WOULD HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SET THE TIMING AND DO THE VALVE CLEARANCES B4 IT WORKS , COMPUTER NERDS TEND TO DO THINGS FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE NOT JOE AVERAGES , AND I GOT THAT FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.
I WANNA DIALUP AND SIMPLY SEND A FUCKEN EMAIL LIKE I DID FROM KOL,XTRA AND YAHOO NOT FUCK AROUND FOR HALF AN HOUR AND GET NOWHERE
Ixion
17th January 2006, 13:10
ID HAVE TO DISAGREE , IF XTRA CAN GET THE INTERNET RIGHT THEN SO CAN KIWIONLINE AND ORCON , ALSO THE GUY FROM TELECOM SAID IM CLOSE TO THE EXCHANGE.
..

"IF" - what makes you imagine that Xtra can get *anything* right ?

I'm two houses from teh exchange , but they still couldn't get Jetstream stable. Used to shut them up though "Oh it'll be because you're too far from the exchange - where are you . I'm next door to it. Oh "


YET I CAN DOWN LOAD PORN OK


So what's your problem then ?
WINJA
17th January 2006, 14:08
So what's your problem then ?
I NEEDED THE ACCELERATOR TO DOWNLOAD PORN FASTER
**R1**
17th January 2006, 14:17
I NEEDED THE ACCELERATOR TO DOWNLOAD PORN FASTERand email it?
WINJA
17th January 2006, 14:19
and email it?
ME AND ZED HAVE BEEN EMAILING EACHOTER PORN , I SEND HIM GOOD STUFF LIKE GIRL ON GIRL AND ALL HES SENT ME IS SHEMALES AND BEASTIALITY
Grahameeboy
17th January 2006, 14:22
ME AND ZED HAVE BEEN EMAILING EACHOTER PORN , I SEND HIM GOOD STUFF LIKE GIRL ON GIRL AND ALL HES SENT ME IS SHEMALES AND BEASTIALITY

So keep the good stuff then...........anyway what is wrong with shemales?
**R1**
17th January 2006, 15:14
...........anyway what is wrong with shemales?ya get poked in the eye for cunalingis(sp) and anal is wrong with a shemale, ok with chicks but gay with anything else:sick: