For Fucks sake!!!!

[kels]

Okay do I have something tattooed on my helmet?
Yet again road rage. And yet again 4 big Samoan or Moari Guys! These guys were being utter wankers in the car park at Westgate, I preceeded on my merry little way to the North Shore...then the pricks raced up behind me and then undertook me!!! ^%#*%#(&* Along the road the traffic came to a stand still so I pulled up next to him and flipped my visor up and said "Whats you fucken problem mate?! to that I got the reply "Your the fucken problem..you think you own the fucken roads"

Now I know that I am a tax payer but I don't think I own the roads at all!

For the rest of the trip he kept beckoning me to overtake but I would not retaliate and stayed way back..(as per advice given to me here)
Anyways to cut a story short...I pulled up to my destination and who should be in the car park! Yes the wankiest of wankers! He said ""Hey mate...what are you doing here...do you work here?!" to which I replied "I'm just about to ring the cops actually"Well needless to say he was all sweet as candy saying oh come on mate don't be like that.


I have decided to either go to anger management or give up bike riding.
So sick of the bastards:laugh: :angry2:

[SimJen]

Report them for careless driving. The cops should side with you the biker especially if they were intimidating you too.
Failing that get Kung Fu lessons and open up a can of Whupass on them ;)

[MidnightMike]

Dont do either just borrow my knucklebuster thatll give their side mirrors or even doors a lesson :headbang:

[Fishy]

Should of kept an eye out until they left the vehicle then let all the tyres down...hmmm or maybe not (that could make them do even worse to the next biker they come across). I know how you feel! Hate pricks like that, I think I need anger management to.

[Sniper]

Bugger matey. I would just go to the roadwatch website and report them

[Colapop]

That's just unlucky. If you've got the nuts to tell him/them to shut the f*ck up then you on a winner. Was this in the same vicinity as before? Did you get the lisence plate number? Did you ask him for his cell phone?

Why give up riding (something you love) coz someone else has a problem?(Fucktards). Tell them to get f*cked (as you did) and move on.

[CPB]

Don't give up because of a few freaks...if everyone gave it away because of idiots, there would be no bikes on the roads. It's not nice at the time, and I'm so glad we have tighter gun laws in NZ or I'd be guilty of firing off a few rounds at idiot cages...you did the right thing by hanging back, but engaging this type of freakshow in verbal exchanges isn't always the way to go...deep breath - breathe in the flowers, blow out the candles...in....out...ahhhhh.

[bugjuice]

I'm not too far away.. just point 'em out
I probably would have just turned off and gone another way round to where I was going. Loose the immature fukwits. Either that, or invest in some decent gloves with titanium knuckles.. They don't get so close then
or pop a wheelie and leave them in the dust. probably just jealous

[Beemer]

I think we must be twins, kels, because every time I go anywhere I seem to attract idiots like this! I overtook a guy towing a trailer once in a passing lane and that was obviously a very offensive thing to do because he then pulled out on double yellow lines and passed ME! He pulled up at the next set of lights and ran back to tell me he didn't like being overtaken by a woman! I reported him to the cops but the lying bastard denied all knowledge and nothing was done. And I always get people who get in the wrong lane and then try to force themselves into my lane. My husband is amazed when he's in the car with me, these morons seem to crawl out of the woodwork! And before you all ask, no, I am not a typical woman driver, I was a sales rep for years so I am not a timid, only-drive-to-the-shops-once-a-week type driver! And I'm not an overly aggressive driver either, but I see more raised fingers than a wicket keeper!

[Grahameeboy]

Geeze..now they want 'Road Rights'......what ever next!!

You did good Kels keeping your cool...

[Mental Trousers]

I highly recommend self defence classes and also knowing some guys built like Mack trucks. Preferably of the relative variety.

[Crazy Steve]

I carry one on the bike at all times...

And im a black belt in Karate..And have had over 20 professional fi_hts..

And at least one hunderd on the streets...:)

There will always be bullies in life...Learn how to avoid them..and run fast when you have to...

The main thin_ is not to _ive up!!!!

Not on Bikes not on Life...NOT ON ANYTHIN_

Crazy Steve.

[Will]

Okay do I have something tattooed on my helmet?.....
I have decided to either go to anger management or give up bike riding.
So sick of the bastards:laugh: :angry2:



Can't say that I have experienced exceptional bad behaviour, only the usual.

I'm curious and would like to see this happening.

What triggers it?

That's a rehotorical question and it has me puzzled.

[KATWYN]

I overtook a guy towing a trailer once in a passing lane and that was obviously a very offensive thing to do because he then pulled out on double yellow lines and passed ME! He pulled up at the next set of lights and ran back to tell me he didn't like being overtaken by a woman!

I would say back to him after he said I don't like being overtaken by a woman - "Neither do I love" (insinuating
he's one as well) hows that to push his nutcase/ road rage button

*disclaimer* UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SAY THAT, ESPECIALLY TO AN ALREADY UNSTABLE IDIOT LIKE THAT GUY- I was only joking!!!

[kels]

Thanks so much for all the support guys and gals. Was just feeling like everytime I went out on Bitch#2 that I was making the road rage statistics rise!
For those out west or Auckland area...watch out for the prick ...black car (didn't catch what make!) RN2775. I was going to ring the police but the prick will deny it all.
Once again thanks for you support..I truly appreciate it :)

[Big Chim]

Loose the immature fukwits. Either that, or invest in some decent gloves with titanium knuckles..

Quasi has some gloves like that, big silver knuckle protectors that could make a nice dent

[Fatjim]

I highly recommend self defence classes and also knowing some guys built like Mack trucks. Preferably of the relative variety.

carry a knife, screw the law, you're a chick and as far as I'm concerned 4 bungas threatening you is a darn good reason for a concealed weapon.

[kels]

Quasi has some gloves like that, big silver knuckle protectors that could make a nice dent
I could get a pair of steel caps maybe? But them I am at risk of getting a bad rep! I don't want people thinking that I am a cage kicking bitch!

[Fatjim]

Thanks so much for all the support guys and gals. Was just feeling like everytime I went out on Bitch#2 that I was making the road rage statistics rise!
For those out west or Auckland area...watch out for the prick ...black car (didn't catch what make!) RN2775. I was going to ring the police but the prick will deny it all.
Once again thanks for you support..I truly appreciate it :)

go to a vehicle reliscensing outfit (AA or LTNZ etc) and fill out the form, pays your money (<$5) and you get the name and address.

[Fatjim]

I could get a pair of steel caps maybe? But them I am at risk of getting a bad rep! I don't want people thinking that I am a cage kicking bitch!


The more bikers that kick cars like this the better. Then we might just get left alone.

[kels]

go to a vehicle reliscensing outfit (AA or LTNZ etc) and fill out the form, pays your money (<$5) and you get the name and address.
Thanks heaps Fatjim. I know some people in the trade that could get me the information but What would it do? I could post the address here and we could all turn up at his place and teach him some road rules! I am just so truly over all the anger out on our roads.

[Jackrat]

Hey good on you for actualy talking to him,a lot of people around this place wouldn't of had the guts to do that.But we still would of heard all about it,probably in CAPS.:msn-wink:

[EZAS]

Report them for careless driving. The cops should side with you the biker especially if they were intimidating you too.
Failing that get Kung Fu lessons and open up a can of Whupass on them ;)

don't bother reporting them, the owner of the vehicle only recieves a warning letter. That's ALL. From what I understand (and I don't understand much), there isn't even a record that a letter is sent.

Nothing beats the allmight kung fu except Hard Armour, and helmet head butt, but then ... who wants to clean blood off a helmet. GOOD STUFF ON keeping ya cool!!!!!

[Colapop]

You're right to be cautious esp. if you're on your own. There are enough cagers that think they're bullet-proof now without giving them further 'reason' to hassle you. I reckon you done good just as you did. Bullies don't like to be shown for what they are - cowards.

[R6_kid]

i'll ride wit you, got me a nice heavy chain that will reach a good 1m from the end of my arm. just drop it down and start swinging then see who is the tough guy :baby:

[Patch]

I got buzzed one day by an asshole in a souped up piece of shit, he'd pull over let me passed then do it again - laughing as he went past. I had enuff the second time so I raised said foot at wing mirror height and buzzed him, taking off his mirror in one clean movement. :done: He tried catching me but I hightailed it back to base, stupid fuk followed me in, and then bumped into some of my then riding buddies. Not recommended but highly effective.

If you are going to do something equally stupid at least use your foot, it doesn't hurt . . . . as much.


Pays to just ride off an loose the wanker, it really ain't worth the hassle.


Ps. Safety in numbers, especially big numbers :apumpin:

[master jedi]

hell you should have droped back and let them go on there way.
then speed up behind them and kicked there side miror off sounds nasty but it works,i did it once they didnt come near me after that .oh by the way you need a good fast bike to do this.and what were you doing stuck in traffic any way ,you are on a bike!!!!!!!!!.:headbang: :headbang

[Nicksta]

Oh Girl, not much luck lately... i'm out westgate way so i'll keep an eye out for the repeat offenders.... but i agree with the majority... keeping your calm is such the best thing to do, not stooping to their moronic level.... keep riding Kels....

[Mental Trousers]

The more bikers that kick cars like this the better. Then we might just get left alone.

Usually it just incites even stupider reactions from the bastards next time they see a biker. So, unfortunately, so poor bastard copes a serve from these clowns for no reason. Which may in fact be what has happened to kels.

[MidnightMike]

Maybe you should come riding with me. I dont put up with shit and if someone cuts me off i grab their plate and visit them when im working next.....though I would of probably given that dude a barstard slapping instead..

How do ya track people down with a plate?

[Patch]

How do ya track people down with a plate?

Go into NZ post fill out said form with said details (you choose whether you use yours or fake ones, depending on what you gonna do with information I suppose :kick: ) and pay small fee. Privacy a! What the fuk is that.

Easy.




.

[MidnightMike]

Hahaha god bless the mighty post!

[Dammad]

report the buggers
i have had the same thing happen to me :bash:

[notme]

How do ya track people down with a plate?


Check out Dynamytus50 (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=4104)'s occupation dude......

Kels, leave these sort of peeps behind mentally and physically. Don't let them spoil your riding fun
:scooter:
(they're jealous!)

[loosebruce]

The mirror kelly, the mirror, have you not learned anything :eyepoke:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Certainly pays to keep your cool, you are more vulnerable than them. I had an incident in Auckland - I had my black leather backpack - yeah a woman's "handbag" on my back - in my leathers - and a carload of guys came up beside me on the motorway and said "Poofter" - I have a flip top helmet and before I could think about it I had flicked it up and yelled back suggest ya get the sex right fwits - they looked pretty astounded - I certainly powered on pretty fast after that!

[MidnightMike]

ooops.... :Police: :(

[SlashWylde]

Wot Allun said. Classic example; I was in New Plymouth recently. Was waiting for a gap to cross a busy two or three lane street and some dick in a Peugeot screams to a halt behind me. I was tired and cold after a 5 hour ride in the rain so was waiting for a decent safe gapto cross but this cunt behind me starts honking and yelling "Fuckin learn how to drive...Fuck" etc so I calmly ignore him and wait for the next gap. After I cross the road I stop at the next set of red lights. He pulls up two lanes over and continues his neanderthal tirade for a bit. Again I ignore him. Hes a Fucktard and doesn't deserve my energy or attention. Though dissapointed with his attitude to a fellow human being I stay calm and my day is not ruined. Easy.

Just ignore the silly fucks and report the ones who really need reporting. Don't waste your happiness and peace of mind on idiots who's attitudes you can't change anyway.

my $0.5

[MidnightMike]

Your $0.5?

Well heres my 5 bucks.
Dont take shit from no-one! :stoogie:

[jonbuoy]

Yeah I had a run in with a guy in a clapped out red cage on the east coast road. I came up behind him - fairly fast I admit but I didn't tail gait him, as I moved out to overtake him he moved over to block me. Just gave it a bit more welly and left him behind. I did give him the finger afterwards just for being a cock. Then he came up on the inside of me at the silverdale lights pulled in front and jabbed his brakes on so hard he locked up in front of me. He was a fat little old bastard too. I followed him for a while then gave up when I'd calmed down.

Its really not worth getting involved with people like that though, you really don't know who youre messing with, some people will go way too far, most of us are decent human beings. There are some out there who won't stop till youre not moving. Steer clear of them - you can get a pretty good make on people when you meet em face to face - on the road you don't get that chance.
:calm:

[kels]

i'll ride wit you, got me a nice heavy chain that will reach a good 1m from the end of my arm. just drop it down and start swinging then see who is the tough guy :baby:
Hell looks like I have just found my riding buddy! Cheers Gareth!

[kels]

[QUOTE=master jedi what were you doing stuck in traffic any way ,you are on a bike!!!!!!!!!.:headbang: :headbang[/QUOTE]
LOL....Master Jedi I have only just got back on the road again and are trying (very trying obviously) to get my confidence up.

[kels]

Oh Girl, not much luck lately... i'm out westgate way so i'll keep an eye out for the repeat offenders.... but i agree with the majority... keeping your calm is such the best thing to do, not stooping to their moronic level.... keep riding Kels....
Ta heaps Nicksta...thanks to all the support I am gonna keep on keepin on!

[kels]

The mirror kelly, the mirror, have you not learned anything :eyepoke:
Hi ya Bruce...I so need to go on more rides with you so that you can teach me the fine are of Mirror kickin! (remember I am an old girl now and don't know if I can get my leg up that high anymore!)

[KATWYN]

Certainly pays to keep your cool, you are more vulnerable than them. I had an incident in Auckland - I had my black leather backpack - yeah a woman's "handbag" on my back - in my leathers - and a carload of guys came up beside me on the motorway and said "Poofter" - I have a flip top helmet and before I could think about it I had flicked it up and yelled back suggest ya get the sex right fwits - they looked pretty astounded - I certainly powered on pretty fast after that!


:laugh: when we were riding out at windy ridge recently - my friend
(she rides a VTR1000) got called a wanker by a passing driver (cos the people didn't
know "he" was actually a "she" ) they just assume us females on bikes are blokes

[kels]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

[the legend]

mhmm i had the same sort of problem riding out of whangarei to auckland and a car driver and someone else in the pasengers achelly tried to run me of the road they tailgated me and passed in median strips to get infront to try and run me of the road............wtf is up with car drivers that makes them such wankers they obously are jealous the motor biikes r so mush more fun

[Keeper]

http://www.police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.php

[Grahameeboy]

Go into NZ post fill out said form with said details (you choose whether you use yours or fake ones, depending on what you gonna do with information I suppose :kick: ) and pay small fee. Privacy a! What the fuk is that.


.

I can do it on the net if needbe.....................

[Fryin Finn]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

Wear extremely tight fitting gear that expresses the curve of your breasts and derriere :shake:

[Grahameeboy]

Wear extremely tight fitting gear that expresses the curve of your breasts and derriere :shake:

I'd better change my gear then.....

[Lou Girardin]

http://www.police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.php


And then wait.
It took 4 months to get a response. "The person involved has a different version of events from yours. He has been warned about his driving".
I bet he's learned his lesson.
Whoop de bloody doo.

[R6_kid]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

get a girls tapered jacket. My friend victoria has one now and she looks, err feminine to say the least :eek:

[KATWYN]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

Well I know ones things for sure - letting my long hair flow out from under
my helmet to show i'm a girly IS NOT a good idea. It took a couple of days and a serious conditioning treatment to get the blimmim matted knots out.

Am going to wear one of those Hilda Ogden hairnets from now on :laugh: . Arghhh lets hope I don't have an accident!! it was bad enough once about 12 years ago, when I broke my leg. I took a risk that morning and wore knee highs to work ....and wammo slipped and broke my leg that avo :eek: - and my knee high secret was revealed to the whole world.

[Lou Girardin]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

Wear chaps - just chaps.:wacko:

[Keeper]

And then wait.
It took 4 months to get a response. "The person involved has a different version of events from yours. He has been warned about his driving".
I bet he's learned his lesson.
Whoop de bloody doo.

If someone else reports it too, also there is a chance the cop will go around for a talk and catch them smoking buds or building a P lab, then they will be bubbas bitch in the cells for a bit.

[zeRax]

gg auckland, fucking cesspool imo, keep all those buggers up there please, bad enough down here as is with all the geriatric old ppl that dont know how to drive and the young faggy boy wannaberacers

[zeRax]

i dont mean all aucklanders btw, just population rules that this is the case, plus its a landing point for a whole heap of fucking idiots

[Lou Girardin]

If someone else reports it too, also there is a chance the cop will go around for a talk and catch them smoking buds or building a P lab, then they will be bubbas bitch in the cells for a bit.

That would have been bloody funny then, the offender was in a cop car.

[Calo]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?

Wear a pink lid. :dodge:

[_Gina_]

OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?
If you have got long hair, then tie it back in a pony tail, then plait down to the bottom. As KATWYN says it is depressing arriving back with knotted hair! This way - no knots and your pony tail flicks around in the air!


Gg

Oh - and keep up the riding Kels, you are doing well!

[R1madness]

Duct tape a big bolt somewhere handy on your bike (dont forget to wipe off the fingerprints). Next time some wanker does that just peel it off, get in front of them and throw the bolt behind you. Hopefully it will go thru their windscreen or at least into their radiator. Just make sure you have an escape route planned in your head in case you miss.
If it hits and they report you, you can just say "Eh? No way, i remember hitting a big bolt on Whatsitcalled street but throw one? Na that would be dangerous......."

[ZeroIndex]

"Your the fucken problem..you think you own the fucken roads"

LOL, just reply "Yes, but I'm willing to share :p "

[KLOWN]

Go for your own justice, I've 'visitied' a few people that have fucked me off. Got thier plates find out where they live go round at night with a big bick throw it through the windscreen with a little note attached and fuck off real quick. Makes you feel way better!!!

[Finn]

Go for your own justice, I've 'visitied' a few people that have fucked me off. Got thier plates find out where they live go round at night with a big bick throw it through the windscreen with a little note attached and fuck off real quick. Makes you feel way better!!!

Charming. So when you where "off real quick" on your 150cc puddle jumper, did you manage to get into top gear before the owner of the car walked up beside you and punch you in the nose?

[KLOWN]

Charming. So when you where "off real quick" on your 150cc puddle jumper, did you manage to get into top gear before the owner of the car walked up beside you and punch you in the nose?

Did it in cars. before i got bike. But my 150 would've been faster then the cars i did it in. just to qualify the people I did it to deserved it, it wasn't just cutting me off or anything like that. One guy overtook me and took my wing mirror off (he was in a car) etc.

[Darkman]

I have decided to either go to anger management or give up bike riding.
So sick of the bastards:laugh: :angry2:[/QUOTE]


No dude..don't stop riding...I have a name of a good Psychologist who is helping me with my rage..I know how you feel, I get real mad sometimes at idiots like that! The only problem is I don’t think and usually make the wrong choices. Get some mace, spray in the eyes and go for the knees!!:ar15:

[discodan]

And im a black belt in Karate..And have had over 20 professional fi_hts..

And at least one hunderd on the streets...:)


There is something seriously wrong if you have been in 100 street fights mate. As a martial artist you should know that fighting is the last resort and if you hurt some one, your training will be held against you in court.

[*sic]

There is something seriously wrong if you have been in 100 street fights mate. As a martial artist you should know that fighting is the last resort and if you hurt some one, your training will be held against you in court.

the best martial artists you will never see them fight..

im a second degree black and use it to avoid and difuse situations rather than a up front destroy you plan.

[Finn]

the best martial artists you will never see them fight..

im a second degree black and use it to avoid and difuse situations rather than a up front destroy you plan.

Well I've got a black belt in Origami and I use my mastery to fold slow scooter boys into pretty little swans.