Pasteurized?

[DMNTD]

A blonde heard that milk bath would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the
note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5
gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean really mean gallons?"
The blond said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde says, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes."

[Waylander]

Now why didn't I ever get customers like that when I was delivering milk....

[DMNTD]

Now why didn't I ever get customers like that when I was delivering milk....
Ya needed to use two hands when milking for cream ;)

[MidnightMike]

haha. Go the milkman :banana:

[John]

Ya needed to use two hands when milking for cream ;)
You've mastered the cream trade eh ?

[Colapop]

Ya needed to use two hands when milking for cream ;)
2 hands? :tugger: good on ya big boy

[ducatilover]

2 hands? :tugger: good on ya big boy
small hands?:mellow:

[Colapop]

small hands or big story?

[DMNTD]

small hands?:mellow:
Not at all...just adult sized;)

[Colapop]

Ahh... so bBIG story then?

[In The Breeze]

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme cunny funt!

[Indiana_Jones]

I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, When I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

:banana: :banana: :banana:

-Indy