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Fishy
23rd January 2006, 14:42
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erect!on, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

MidnightMike
23rd January 2006, 14:44
Nice one fishslayer, :corn: .

Grahameeboy
23rd January 2006, 14:45
[QUOTE=Fishslayer]Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erect!on, make him a sandwich.

Is that a 'Meat; sandwich??

bugjuice
23rd January 2006, 14:45
lol.. some fine thoughts for a fukt up world..

Big Chim
1st February 2006, 18:11
Hahahaha thats awsome, So True

Sniper
1st February 2006, 18:15
Very good, but weren't those the thoughts for 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002 and 1999