dawnrazor
23rd January 2006, 15:30
Its true folks, let me explain. Although my evidence is quite visual in nature, I will do my best to paint you a picture, so bare with me.
Okay on my way to work , I found myself behind Rodney Hide's car. The reason I know its his car, is because he has publicised the fact that when he is in Epsom, he uses a SMART car to get about, sort of a two fingers up to the greens. The reason I knew it was his SMART car was because it has a big picture of his head on the back window (as well as most every other surface, just so everyone knows that Rodney just went by doing his bit for the environment).
Now I can't say for sure he was driving, but as I was peering through the back window into the car to see, I had my demonic vision.
The BIG picture of Rodney's head (not actual size, but close) takes up the entire of the back of the car, where it covers the rear windscreen, it is perforated in order to let the driver see out (like the ads that go over the windows on the sides of buses). However you can also see into the car as well, depending on the light.
So I could see right in but the head rests of the front two seats blocked anything of interest. It was then that I realised as I focused on the bigger picture, that the head-rests, neatly framed either side of the top of his head, and between the curve of the head rests and the curve of the roof, they formed two big old horns.
So anyone looking at the rear of the car from any reasonable distance away sees rodney hide with horns very clearly,
ergo - rodney is demon spawn.
Hey maybe we can tie him up and chuck him into a pond, if he floats he's one of lucifer's foot soliders, if he drowns, well we where wrong, ooops.
Okay on my way to work , I found myself behind Rodney Hide's car. The reason I know its his car, is because he has publicised the fact that when he is in Epsom, he uses a SMART car to get about, sort of a two fingers up to the greens. The reason I knew it was his SMART car was because it has a big picture of his head on the back window (as well as most every other surface, just so everyone knows that Rodney just went by doing his bit for the environment).
Now I can't say for sure he was driving, but as I was peering through the back window into the car to see, I had my demonic vision.
The BIG picture of Rodney's head (not actual size, but close) takes up the entire of the back of the car, where it covers the rear windscreen, it is perforated in order to let the driver see out (like the ads that go over the windows on the sides of buses). However you can also see into the car as well, depending on the light.
So I could see right in but the head rests of the front two seats blocked anything of interest. It was then that I realised as I focused on the bigger picture, that the head-rests, neatly framed either side of the top of his head, and between the curve of the head rests and the curve of the roof, they formed two big old horns.
So anyone looking at the rear of the car from any reasonable distance away sees rodney hide with horns very clearly,
ergo - rodney is demon spawn.
Hey maybe we can tie him up and chuck him into a pond, if he floats he's one of lucifer's foot soliders, if he drowns, well we where wrong, ooops.