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GN1NiteStnd
24th January 2006, 15:42
Feel free to add to the collection...
Buster
24th January 2006, 15:47
:lol: I like the last one.
GN1NiteStnd
24th January 2006, 15:54
And some more....
Sketchy_Racer
25th January 2006, 08:53
sad..... but so true :no:

i like dat Windaz, its me kinda S*ite
Marmoot
25th January 2006, 13:52
Word
10 chars
ManDownUnder
25th January 2006, 15:01
Word

potty mouth
The Stranger
25th January 2006, 15:25
I have used a few curly ones in my work including

User Error: Replace user and strike any key to continue.
and
Bad command or file name: Go stand in a corner.
MidnightMike
25th January 2006, 15:32
That last one is hilarious. :rofl:
deathstar
25th January 2006, 15:42
how about 3% complete (your ganna be here awhile)
Wolf
26th January 2006, 13:19
Feel free to add to the collection...
So, where's the sequel to the third one? You know, the one after you've clicked OK and clippy comes back saying "Entry not in database" or, more probably, "Internal Error, Illegal Operation has occured, Abort, Retry, Fail?"
Sniper
26th January 2006, 13:24
So, where's the sequel to the third one? You know, the one after you've clicked OK and clippy comes back saying "Entry not in database" or, more probably, "Internal Error, Illegal Operation has occured, Abort, Retry, Fail?"

You have been altering stuff havent you?
Wolf
26th January 2006, 14:03
You have been altering stuff havent you?
Nope, that's Microsoft's standard response to anything sensible...
Sniper
26th January 2006, 14:23
Nope, that's Microsoft's standard response to anything sensible...

They have a standard response?
Wolf
26th January 2006, 14:38
They have a standard response?
Several:

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"

"Open Source is the work of the Devil"

"We neither confirm nor deny..."

and

"Give us all your money"
Sniper
26th January 2006, 14:39
Ok, just with all the "polite" emails I send requesting bits and peices or info, they never reply.