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Fishy
26th January 2006, 07:19
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd like to see!!

Welcome to America/New Zealand/Britain.....now - speak English
Quasievil
26th January 2006, 07:23
heres one, everyone should have !!
Sketchy_Racer
26th January 2006, 08:34
send some to me and ill stick on all 6 of my bieks :blank:
Holy Roller
26th January 2006, 08:49
Some more:nya: :nya:
Holy Roller
26th January 2006, 09:46
Had to post these as well:Pokey: :dodge:
yungatart
26th January 2006, 09:49
You're ugly- and your mother dresses you funny.
sunhuntin
26th January 2006, 21:23
saw a good one today on a van....


making baby on board. :drinkup:
LXS
26th January 2006, 21:34
Conserve Water: Drink Wine

Saw that today, I grunted my approval & drove on.
skidMark
26th January 2006, 22:01
If you can read this....i've lost the boat!. LOL:whistle: :done:
Jantar
26th January 2006, 22:04
I love animals - they taste delicious.

Insured by Smith & Wesson.
Wolf
27th January 2006, 09:59
"Forget World Peace, Visualise using your indicators!"

I want it printed in reverse and mounted on the front of our cage so it can be read in the rear view mirror by the morons in front of us...
marty
27th January 2006, 10:10
If you can read this....i've lost the boat!. LOL:whistle: :done:

i saw a w4nker with one of those the other day. on a late model legacy wagon. that didn't have a towbar!
DMNTD
27th January 2006, 10:20
Man made alcohol,God made dope...
Who do you trust?
Goblin
27th January 2006, 10:34
Not quite a bumper sticker but kind of stuck....on the tow-ball....lol.
ManDownUnder
27th January 2006, 10:39
Not quite a bumper sticker but kind of stuck....on the tow-ball....lol.

She's not stuck mate - she's picking up the back of that thing... hell of a party trick although you don't want to be inside her when she cums...
Fatjim
27th January 2006, 10:41
"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."

No offence to lady KBer's intended
babyB
27th January 2006, 11:03
how can i be so thursty- when i drank so much
if your rich- im single
soundbeltfarm
27th January 2006, 11:35
"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."

No offence to lady KBer's intended

i seen on one raincoat a lady had on it:

if you can read this im still hanging on to the bastard.
Wolf
27th January 2006, 11:39
"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."

No offence to lady KBer's intended
A t-shirt I saw in an American Biker mag:

"I'm a Biker, what's your fuckin' excuse?"

I wanted to get a t-shirt printed with "I don't fuckin' need one" just in case I met someone with one of the above T's
JWALKER
27th January 2006, 11:40
Some more:nya: :nya:

nice ones, bothe sets of bumper stickers
In The Breeze
27th January 2006, 12:44
Not quite a bumper sticker but kind of stuck....on the tow-ball....lol.:clap: lol! Used the the ball and chain but that's taking it a tad further!
ducatilover
27th January 2006, 13:23
mine would be

KIWI BIKER:Punk:
Goblin
27th January 2006, 17:33
:clap: lol! Used the the ball and chain but that's taking it a tad further!

Gives new meaning to the old phrase "suck the chrome off a tow ball":laugh:
unhingedlizard
28th January 2006, 14:42
I used to have a key fob that read "my other car is a heap of shit too."
Highlander
29th January 2006, 04:13
If you smoke after sex YOU ARE DOING IT TOO FAST!!
WRT
1st February 2006, 14:29
Saw a number plate on the way into work today on a surf with a "gone fishing" style surround:
Charlie
1st February 2006, 14:35
Plastered on a hum-dinger...

"Someone answer my prayers and steel this car!"
Wolf
1st February 2006, 15:00
Saw a number plate on the way into work today on a surf with a "gone fishing" style surround:
Classic. At last, a decent reason for your kids to start screaming and crying as you're driving along the motorway.
MrMelon
1st February 2006, 15:12
"If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink"
mini_me
1st February 2006, 15:25
that didn't have a towbar!

jeez he lost that as well?
shit!
Wolf
1st February 2006, 15:35
The "I brake for..." series

My personal favourite being:

"I brake for hallucinations"

guaranteed to make tailgaters back off...
Hitcher
1st February 2006, 18:41
Which reminds me:

Frena pro feris teneo

And

Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt